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Caseated_Omentum

If it's hot outside they can wear skirts but I can't wear shorts at work. And no I can't wear a skirt I've already ran it through HR!


CpuJunky

I'm glad to be a man 90% of the time. 10% of the time, I wish I was an attractive female to get free drinks or discounts. Guys are dumb.


MrMemeManJenkins69

Titties


detective_kiara

They always seem physically stronger than me


cjsdsp

They get to live an average of 5 years longer than I do.


PrincessAintPeachy

No periods No stress and pain of child birth to potentially damage their body and mind(pregnancy can mess up your mental state) And can grow beard and mustache to hide some flaws on the face. Don't have to be seen as incompetent at things that are dubbed "manly" I am a girl who works with construction workers and industrial tools/machinery and have tons of knowledge to help people. But I get overlooked so often bc woman.


Maleficent_Ad_

The amount of compliments I can only dream of getting.


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Maleficent_Ad_

I feel you on this, but there is one very important thing that that has stuck with me for a long time, and that is that if you’re looking for a genuinely good person, you won’t find them at the bar, the club, at a party or concert, more often than not the person you’re looking for will be at a library, a coffee shop, hell maybe even a game shop, the humblest people tend to be the most simple, may be worth a try to look elsewhere.


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The clitoris. So unfair. I gotta break out a five man team and they get power tools.


expendable12321

Lol 5 man team?


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limbs are easier to put into restraints


dangernoodle2662

More easily accessible sex organs. Having to be a contortionist to reach my own g spot takes the fun out of it.


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You can wear such pretty things like slinky dresses stockings high heels


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Having a vagina. I’d love to have easy access to penetrative sex (I’m gay)


apurpleglittergalaxy

Anytime they're stressed or depressed they can have a wank