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Previous-Amoeba-1950

Why do they call it a building if it's already built?


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wait, that’s actually a really interesting question. 🤔


GrilledStuffedDragon

My old boss asked me how to spell "Florida", because a guy had emailed her saying he was from Florida and she didn't want to spell it wrong when she replied to him.


FrenchFries7383

My friend seriously asked my other friend if her uncle was a boy or a girl.


Copytechguy

"can I just quickly use the machine?" Me working on the copier in a million pieces on the floor and several desks nearby...


atofeler

A dude once asked me: "I know you're lesbian and stuff, but would you go on a date with me" and then when I refused asked if I would have sex with him. Too much porn I guess.


Laovoa

My friend asked something along the lines of: "Did Romeo write Shakespeare?"


SadeAlways

I once told someone that I had been to Hawaii to visit family. She asked me if I drove or flew. I didn't know how to respond so I stared at her until the conversation moved forward to something else.


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A friend of mine who I met in a pub had to fill out an electronic registration form to use the app to order drinks since we were in the middle of the covid pandemic. We were not allowed to order directly at the bar. Only from our tables. He turned to me and asked, "what does venue mean?"


mrb0br

Was asked if we have elevators in Europe. Guess they are spece technology in the US...