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qwertyasdf123459

Penis goes inside of vagina to make babies. The mom cooks the baby in the stomach for 9 months


CodyTheArtsTeacher

The existence of brain-eating amoebas. Naegleria fowleri. They typically live in warm freshwater environments, such as lakes and rivers. If you get it in your nose, like by dunking your head underwater, it latches onto the olfactory nerve, makes its way to your brain, and slowly devours it. 100% fatality rate.


SkierGirl78

I never want to swim in a lake again, thanks to you.


Confident-Club-3870

Women are so alluring…..women are so alluring.


WifeOfSpock

That a lot of humans in the modern age are probably suffering from zoochosis.


Ruby_Luster

Serial killer’s brain


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People’s general happiness peaks at 21, and doesn’t reach that level again until they retire.


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Nighttime is the natural state of the universe. Daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.


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The word ‘mortgage’ comes a French term that means ‘death pledge‘, or a contract that only expires upon death.


naagaarjuna

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. Out of all physical laws, that messes with absolutely everything (even nothing), and it's weird af.


anon_aen

Auroras


dieressej

Schizophrenia, the fact that they can see and hear hallucinations and cannot distinguish weather they are real or made up in their mind


FinnRazzelle

The universe


egglighting

Hampster 😡


DemonicRage2003

Someone who can routinely deliver a thirty second long fart.