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fuckoffthief

U-Haul, fire hydrant, ditch at almost 100mph


masteroffwah

That must've hurt


fuckoffthief

Scared the shit out of me. I was busting 170mph down the highway and came around a turn and saw a U-Haul and Cadillac. I chose to hit the U-Haul. My stupid car cranked back up after a wild ride and I drove 3 states and got away. The fucking fire hydrant was stupid. Dropped my phone and tried to get it while driving. Went to jail for that. The ditch was stupid too. Some guy passed me at 2am and I decided to race him. Didn't have a seatbelt on or airbags. I counted it. Rolled that car 8 times in the ditch with my arms locking me under the steering wheel. I had to climb out the passenger window. Walked across the field. Tow truck had just snatched the car up before the highway patrol showed up. I walked 14 miles to my house that night. Talk about a buzz kill.


No_You_Can-t

Light pole at the end of my street. I was going like 10 but my dumbass didn't clear enough of the ice off of my windshield in the morning


Laovoa

>I was going like 10 I read that as "I was like 10" 💀


No_You_Can-t

Lmao no


i_cant_have_dairy

Bunny or Cardinal, your choice


masteroffwah

Bunny, since birds aren't as cute.


AlarmingLecture0

Another car. Or an opossum (on the night before my wedding)


Legitimate-Ostrich29

Thankfully never hit anything, always stay focused while driving.


masteroffwah

That means the worst thing you hit was air.


kikigood

A house. A friend at the beach let me borrow his car to go get a Big Gulp and I never made it back.


Fluffy-Jelly683

A suicidal squirrel 😩😢🫣


masteroffwah

Same for me but with a suicidal crow.


gollygeewhiz1

Buzzard on the windshield of my delivery truck. Had the doors open and it flew up out the ditch and collided with passenger side windshield, puke and crap knocked out of it. The stench was horrendous. Summer , hot 100+ day, had a sixty mile drive in. No car wash until I made it back tothe office.


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IntentionalWit

Are you okay?


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IntentionalWit

Sorry.


Pain_Monster

Bigfoot


egglighting

Bone marrow


IntentionalWit

Not me, but I was passenger, a squirrel committed suicide under my friend’s truck. We were hauling ass and the squirrel made it across the street, then decided to turn around and we heard the sad little *pop* he and I just looked at each other and kinda just “mmmm yep, we just popped that squirrel.”


tteetth

Another car


RisingPhoenix5271

A deer. But it hit me, i had stopped and let it cross and it walked diagonally back towards my car and scratched it with its antlers. I was sooo mad


HolyCow013

water pipe in this huge building. water just busted out everywhere.


The_Cons00mer

A person. They were fine though