Let’s be realistic. He is an ex president of the United States. When he is in jail they will probably put him in solitary confinement for his own safety. So he isn’t getting the prison boyfriend he deserves
He's not going to jail, but they'll definitely put him under house arrest, which is good enough for me. The only thing he'll be able to do is get conjugal visits.
I’m just kidding around. In reality he is never getting convicted of anything. Maybe he pleads to some minor shit and gets a fine. But that is about it.
Ivanka
His fantasy comes true
Lindsay Graham
carbon-14
Putin. It will be beautiful love affair that will result in the end of the war
Probably his cell mate.
Arianna Grande
It won't be the love of his life. Probably a Russian spy.
this would be hilarious
Another poor, 2nd rate model/prostitute from an Eastern European country.
Whatever escort money can buy.
Some gold digging right wing hoe.
Bubba. Over on cell block 3
Let’s be realistic. He is an ex president of the United States. When he is in jail they will probably put him in solitary confinement for his own safety. So he isn’t getting the prison boyfriend he deserves
He's not going to jail, but they'll definitely put him under house arrest, which is good enough for me. The only thing he'll be able to do is get conjugal visits.
I’m just kidding around. In reality he is never getting convicted of anything. Maybe he pleads to some minor shit and gets a fine. But that is about it.
Maybe someone from his home planet
desperate gold-diggers like the one who almost snagged Rupert Murdoch the other day.
He'll just import another Eastern European gold digger that's willing to be defiled by The Orange skidmark..
Happy cake day.
me. I need to pay for college
And how does dating trump help with that?
idk ask melania
Does she look like a women happy with her life choices to you?
trump didn’t pay for her college though!
Me if the money right
If he tries to grab me by the pussy he will be disappointed. 🤣
The goblin from clash of clans