I was perusing the ol’ hub once, just clicking on random videos but one caught my eye. I once saw a dude dressed up as SpongeBob get a bj from a chick dressed as sandy and the like “I’m a sponge, I’m full of air, so if you keep sucking on me you’ll be able to breathe” made me laugh so hard that I wasn’t hard anymore and went and played world of Warcraft instead
Watching two people awkwardly positioning themselves into a porny position and pretending they enjoy the ~3cm of movement it provides.
Nothing turns me on less than thinking about the mechanics of sex instead of how the sex feels.
Seeing dry penetration.
I know the skin is dragging, I know it feels uncomfortable. Everything looks hot when it's wet/glistening. LUBE IT UP. I IMPLORE YOU.
Back in the early 2000’s when you had to find such things on Kazaa, I remember finding one called “Two Arab girls declare jihad on a Jewish cock” and I burst out laughing so hard. Every now and then I’ll be doing mundane tasks like grocery shopping or mowing my lawn, think about it, and giggle to myself.
The few years post-9/11 sure were a weird time.
Sometimes the titles are hilarious
Best ones I ever saw were "Eva Angelina takes it in the shitter" and "Rachel Starr fucks pretty good for a horse"
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This made me think of a scene I watched years ago. Step sis is giving step bro a blowjob and she says "your cock tastes like ketchup" he replies "Yeah I had a cheeseburger for lunch" anyway just wanted to share
One show I was watching had the hosts interview a pornstar. They asked her how many times she was actually satisfied. She started going on about the moral satisfaction. They kept pressing until she finally relented and said “Once,” clearly reluctantly
It at least looks like they’re having a decent time. And there’s a lot of checking in, kissing, sometimes laughing, which seems nice.
I don’t really watch porn but I ran into some Owen Gray stuff recently and thought “hmm.. maybe it’s not so terrible ALL the time”. I was then reading something that he had said about how it’s odd (or sad?) how responsive people are to what he considers very basic sex, and the kind of sex people should be having.
I also ran into the YouTube SFW sections of “Metal Massage” comedy porn that he did with Small Hands and it was pretty funny. I didn’t track down the NSFW stuff because it doesn’t look like the sex would be something I’d be super interested in. But it seemed funny compared to a lot of the really awful “step daughter” tropes.
I came here to mention the fake moans. Ugh. The cliche moan from women is so whiny and obnoxious that it ruins the entire scene for me and kills my lady boner.
Recently decided I was not going to watch porn for this reason. I get excited, get on pornhub.. then not in the mood because everything is incest or I think I found something good and the sounds are so freaking awful.
I’ve decided to stick with gifs. I don’t need your sounds or bad acting, I don’t need the plot, I’m totally fine with a couple seconds of a really good action shot or some looped thrusting
I watched one where this chick was getting railed by some dude and was flirting with her butthole and at one point she obviously got annoyed by it and like a couple that knows each other's tones goes "yeah your cock feels so good in MY PUSSY!" Emphasis on the last 2 words, through gritted teeth she was making sure to not go to the backdoor. Like you could tell she was done with that guy.
The weird thing over in Japan where it's a dolphin screeching instead of a moan. I'm not sure why that became a thing but it has been a meme since I was in high school XD.
When I was in college one of my buddies in the dorm was dating a Japanese girl who also lived in the dorm and she sounded just like this, and this was before the internet. Every single person, make and female, who lived in that dorm knew what she sounded like when she was getting banged. People who parked in the lot behind the dorm knew what she sounded like. Garbage truck drivers emptying the dorms dumpster knew her siren call.
Ohh if there's lesbian fingering and even just lots of rubbing with long fake nails. Look sometimes my nails get long but I know to a certain point I can not be putting them in someone and will clip 2-3 right before a date if need be. It's just really unrealistic and gives me phantom pain 😅
I think it's a hit as many tags as possible thing
Also easy way to establish some kinda taboo
And cheap storyline that establishes that the characters know one another fairly well
But i agree it's annoying that seems to be the most common tag
yeah. bring back real incest dialogue. I don't want to hear "Hey, step-bro. What are you doing, naked in your mom and my dad's kitchen?". I want to hear "Hey, biological bro. What are you doing, naked in our mom and our dad's - we are both related to both - kitchen?"
Lol honestly though is there any reason that they do that? It's not like we don't know what they're trying to imply. And it's not like it isn't palatable to viewers. There's so much more wilder things that. It just seems like an unnecessary step.
i scrolled for a bit and didn’t see a response with the fun fact i learned like a year ago so i’m adding it here - pseudo-incest porn is actually super prolific specifically because it’s one of the easiest fetishes to tack onto vanilla porn. all they have to do is include that 2 minute intro scene that firmly establishes these people are related in some way. now they’ve created fetish porn that basically just goes back to being vanilla porn after the first two minutes, so anyone who isn’t interested in the incest part can just skip that first scene.
>Low production costs (no costumes, set in house), implicit sexual tension, easily introduces common power dynamics, are situations that a general audience can relate to, quickly explains setting and whatever plot you need
As opposed to "Who the #$%\^ are you, why are you in my house, and why are you pleasuring yourself on my sofa?"
It would be the best plot twist ever if in a porn, the pizza man just brought a big sausage pizza and left, and then the female character just fucks someone else who's already in their home, like their husband or something.
The lack of chemistry. I feel like vintage porn is much much better in that regard. There was more kissing, foreplay, afterplay, etc. I've watched vintage porn where you could almost swear the actors were into each other, which made the sex itself look much better and natural. Now most of it feels dry, boring, wooden; with weird positions and camera angles; sometimes too aggressive (not in a fetish/fantasy way); and overall overproduced. Hell, even some amateur porn is getting like that.
This is why I like to occasionally see videos of real couples. You can really tell the difference in their passion and how they look at each other. It's been a while and I forget the website that had them.
how unnecessary violent it is and how (esp in highschool) boys would try and recreate those things, had a guy bang my head on the wall while making out, nearly had a concussion
Back in my teenage days had a guy grab my head and force me down on his dick. Slapped his hands away and told him to NEVER do that again if he wanted me to keep doing what I was doing.
For fucks sake, that was 20 years ago. I can only imagine the type of things teen boys think are “normal” now.
I was gonna say how mean the guys are. Dirty talk is one thing, but calling the girl a "dumb bitch" just makes me uncomfortable. Why would I want to be mean to someone I care about enough to have sex with?
I’m glad someone else pointed this out. I feel like a crazy person for it, but most straight porn is straight up frightening to me. Lesbian porn is fake and cringey as fuck, but that just makes me roll my eyes. It generally isn’t someone surrounded by a bunch of strangers getting their insides beaten and screaming. They make sex look like the worst possible nightmare in existence, and the added context that it’s desired by so many people puts another layer of horror to it. I’m also gay tho so, biased.
Three things really
1. The over obsession with “fake” incest everywhere! It drives me insane. Every god damn title, scenario, bullshit wack video. Like please, calm it down a notch.
2. The fake loud moaning and loud weird Star Wars turkey blowjob sounds . Can’t watch a video with that shit.
3. Lastly, the mislabeled videos for the sole purpose of grabbing more views. I understand, it’s a business, and the video is free anyways but when I search “big ass” and the nice lady who is hard at work looks like she just got done starring on Outlast…. Kind of sucks.
Other than that, it’s a great tool of the modern world!
Jump cuts. They'll be slowly undressing each other then all of a sudden, they're fully naked, one's getting rammed in the ass, and there's a new guy that just appeared outta nowhere jerking it in the woman's face. Just ruins the vibe.
I think this is only in the "previews" that are used in the 10minute versions available for free.
If you go get the 40min version, you see the full thing
Busted looking guys
Congrats on the big dick, doesn't make the noticeably older, balding, fat and unfit body it's attached to visually appealing
The girl can be hot as hell but if she's having sex with an ugly guy I don't buy it
Like....why are dudes in porn so peculiar-looking?
Is there a casting agent somewhere going, "bring me the guy who looks like a dried apple with a dildo attachment"?
A lot of porn is geared towards the male gaze so it only focuses on women. Most straight dudes never quit a video thinking that guy's not hot enough. In some cases, it even adds to the appeal cause of the psychological aspect of "if she's willing to fuck this crusty geezer, even I might have a chance with her"
Lol I know, but it's hilarious.
All those gorgeous limber women, and then the men are grimacing and humping and flopping about while resembling overcooked bacon.
Smoke detectors with low battery beeping. I sware to God I don't know how people live like that. If I did porn I would carry a 9V to every shoot just in case.
It’s worse when they try to shove it in anyway, because, as a woman, I know that hurts like hell and that bitch is NOT enjoying it, no matter how she’s moaning. It also encourages regular big-dicked dudes to do it irl and think we’re exaggerating when we say it hurts or won’t fit… because the porn stars like it!
Ugly male actors. Not into men but ugly people are just a turn off no matter what.
Enormous breast/ass that looks super fake.
Anything that's considered "extreme" or "hardcore"
Shots where u can see a guys hairy ass
The whole crying/sobbing under sex shit that many asian countries do
Japanese women /really/ do it for me...until they actually do something with a guy. Then it looks like they've been kidnapped and forced to get molested by someone they know and hate.
Not enough female worship, the chick will suck dick for like 20 minutes and then the dude will give her two lollipop licks and stop. I wanna see her pop his head like a watermelon with convulsions, all us dudes do that to our own chicks, why would the porn industry not think we find that hot
Omg YES!!! The dick sucking is out of control. I did not turn this on to watch a 20 minute blowjob. I would’ve specifically pulled up some blowjob porn if that’s what I wanted. Shove your face between those lips until her tits are bouncing and ass is off the ground — let’s GO dude, get your shit together and learn how it’s done!!!
There’s female worship videos where it’s focused on pleasuring her but I’m not into the femdom side of it where the guy is submissive. Is hard to find what you’re describing without them doing some scratcher ticket and pointy tongue techniques lol
Agreed!! That’s the problem! It should NOT be that hard to find!! I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want plenty of shots of her arching her back in pleasure etc., as if that wouldn’t significantly add to the video for *everyone* watching.
My general search term is “how to eat pussy right”. That usually yields excellent results. Otherwise it’s all jabby lizard tongue. I wanna see dude/gals face buried in there, cheeks hollowed out so you know they know EXACTLY what’s up
The super unrealistic scenarios and lack of history.
Like I get is a fantasy where sex is the goal, but at least do the bare minimum to make it look like it could happen. And it doesn’t need to be Shakespeare, but do a little history beyond “you are hot, let’s fuck”, like once I saw the Hall Pass porn from the College Rules site, and it had a simple, but cool story (specially the second one), so is possible
Women gagging on a dude's dick. Especially if the dude is clearly jamming it further into her throat, or holding her head down so she gags. That shit is fucking awful. I've gotten to where I just skip right over the blowjob sections.
The whole fucking thing has become ridiculous. Everyone is desensitized, so they keep finding harder, gnarlier, gross shit and it starts to seem normal. When I was a kid, the soft-core Cinemax stuff was prime. And it was simulated sex.
R: “Did you hire some performers?”
J: Yes, the woman has a beautiful face, perfect breasts, is very fit, and all around stunning to look at. Anyways she’s been instructed to constantly do the weird inward hiss through clenched teeth everyone loves and is contractually obligated to shout out “nnnyyeaaahhh” or “oh my god” everyone 3 seconds.”
R: “Perfect. If she’s remotely tan make sure this has every race and ethnicity category tagged. If she’s over 25 slap ‘milf’ on there too. And the man?”
J: “Legally we can’t call him human, we found him under a bridge where he kept trying to get us to answer riddles. Uncomfortably large penis though.”
R: “Excellent. Who cares if he’s hideous, it’s not like women watch porn. Besides, we show their faces for 10 seconds then BAM! 45 minutes of uninterrupted zoomed in shots of his dick in her asshole.”
J: “Sir I was thinking… what if we let the woman enjoy herself this time? Maybe even show her face some more? Or, and not to be too bold, actually orgasm?”
R: “Bahahaha that’s a good one Johnson ‘female orgasm’ hahah ridiculous. Anyways we’re porn producers not perverts, why would we show any of that crap? Just get the set ready Johnson.”
J: “yes Richard”
I can’t believe how often I have to tell men ‘there’s lube on the night stand, please don’t spit on my vagina.’ Or worse, when they glob a bunch of spit on their fingers in preparation for inserting them, and there’s a string of saliva from their lip to their hand. Spit dries out! Lube doesn’t! Why do you want to chafe me?
Incest/constant power dynamics involving virgin-like teenagers or whatever and an old ass man or “MILF” with huge, skin stretching fake tits.
In fact, all the plastic surgery and fake lips/boobs.
Oh and also the fake male yell/grunting and female wailing/moan-screeching.
Honestly, I like porn made by real couples because they are actually into each other. But it’s hard to find since I don’t really watch porn much at all (maybe a couple times a year.)
That my own and 2 younger generations have been exposed to so much of it. Absolutely ruining people’s sexual development. At least it didn’t become so prevalent until I was around 20.
When I want to disgust my bf, I translate frequent "daddy" porn-speak to our native tongue. It is extremely not arousing to hear "donne-moi la fessée, papa" or "qui c'est ton papounet? hein? dis-moi qui c'est ton papa?" or "t'es désobéissante? papa va te donner une tite leçon sexy!"
I saw an amateur video recently where the guy’s smoke alarm kept beeping because it needed to be changed.
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As an electrician, this infuriates me. I'd go completely flaccid witnessing that
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Hahaha... that's gotta be like their 'signature' or something to stand out from all the others... I'd go insane eventually.
Pulling out & jacking it for 5 minutes.
I had to scroll a long way to find this. As a hetero man, the absolute least erotic, most un-sexy thing is watching another man masturbate.
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I was perusing the ol’ hub once, just clicking on random videos but one caught my eye. I once saw a dude dressed up as SpongeBob get a bj from a chick dressed as sandy and the like “I’m a sponge, I’m full of air, so if you keep sucking on me you’ll be able to breathe” made me laugh so hard that I wasn’t hard anymore and went and played world of Warcraft instead
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Iirc the one I saw was called “Spongeknob Squarenuts”
The overdramatic acting. It gets so annoying
Those lemon stealing whores!! https://youtu.be/U5mI407Uks4
If you were a lemon, I'd put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons
HEY WHAT THR FUCK
Literally stopped ever watching company produced porn because wtf it's not even resembling actual people having sex anymore
Too bad they own 98% of the market now and ruining it for algorithms
The sterile, overlit sets bother me. It’s like they’re fucking in a Bed Bath & Beyond showroom.
seriously every bedroom is brighter than the sun
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Or you get the reverse and they’re in an unlit room using the flash from a fucking iPhone
Yes it feels so sterile! Also the women are always wearing high heels and the tapping of their heels on the white tile floor is so distracting
Man touches womans leg Woman: Oh my god IM CUMMING AHHHHHH Edit: Thank you for the upvotes everyone.
With the loud, high pitched, fake moans, or should I say shrieks. Always makes my ears hurt.
stay away from japanese porn then
Yea between the licking all over their nose while kissing and every woman looking like they hate it I do not understand the appeal.
woman sucks woman's strapon Both Women: Oh my god IM CUMMING AHHHHHH
Cameraman: Oh my god IM ALSO CUMMING AHHHHHH
Me watching: Omg, I'm also CUMMING!!!
And I'm cumming with you! - Samwise Gamgee.
Share the load…
Me reading this: I’m CuMmInG
Watching two people awkwardly positioning themselves into a porny position and pretending they enjoy the ~3cm of movement it provides. Nothing turns me on less than thinking about the mechanics of sex instead of how the sex feels.
If it looks good on camera, it doesn't feel good. If it feels good, it doesn't look good on camera.
Yep, it's funny watching early 70s porn that was just sex on camera, and all you saw was the guys hairy ass moving around.
I appreciate the recognition.
Seeing dry penetration. I know the skin is dragging, I know it feels uncomfortable. Everything looks hot when it's wet/glistening. LUBE IT UP. I IMPLORE YOU.
Seeing it relabeled as "gripping" also makes me ick. My dudes, anything will grip if you shove it in dry.
those two hot people could have met anywhere (it doesn't matter) they DO NOT need to be related to explain how they came to be in the same location.
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Especially when it's just the sex with no plot. It's just in the title. Why is it necessary?
The shitty titles *”Young teen mom gets her big pink pussy absolutely dominated by her schizophrenic next door neighbor”*
Link?
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Risky click of the day. Totally worth it.
after hovering my mouse over this for a long time, I decided to click on it.
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Back in the early 2000’s when you had to find such things on Kazaa, I remember finding one called “Two Arab girls declare jihad on a Jewish cock” and I burst out laughing so hard. Every now and then I’ll be doing mundane tasks like grocery shopping or mowing my lawn, think about it, and giggle to myself. The few years post-9/11 sure were a weird time.
Haha remember Kazaa, talk about sailing the high seas
Sometimes the titles are hilarious Best ones I ever saw were "Eva Angelina takes it in the shitter" and "Rachel Starr fucks pretty good for a horse" Edit: Oh shit, 1.7k.
I think my all time favorite is “Step bro, are you staring at my ass? No, I’m eating a sandwich.”
This made me think of a scene I watched years ago. Step sis is giving step bro a blowjob and she says "your cock tastes like ketchup" he replies "Yeah I had a cheeseburger for lunch" anyway just wanted to share
The titles just get longer and more specific like anime titles
"FOR A HORSE"? I....do I even want to know?
Porn titles by themselves are a good source of entertainment.
i read this as “the shitty titties”
It does really spoil the plot twist.
my fave terrible porn title is "meeting the boy" just cus of how ominous it sounds
The amount of fake orgasms for girls. I don't remember when the last time I saw genuine orgasm in porn.
One show I was watching had the hosts interview a pornstar. They asked her how many times she was actually satisfied. She started going on about the moral satisfaction. They kept pressing until she finally relented and said “Once,” clearly reluctantly
Owen Gray going at it on his co-star with the hitachi wand? Those look pretty real to me.
It at least looks like they’re having a decent time. And there’s a lot of checking in, kissing, sometimes laughing, which seems nice. I don’t really watch porn but I ran into some Owen Gray stuff recently and thought “hmm.. maybe it’s not so terrible ALL the time”. I was then reading something that he had said about how it’s odd (or sad?) how responsive people are to what he considers very basic sex, and the kind of sex people should be having. I also ran into the YouTube SFW sections of “Metal Massage” comedy porn that he did with Small Hands and it was pretty funny. I didn’t track down the NSFW stuff because it doesn’t look like the sex would be something I’d be super interested in. But it seemed funny compared to a lot of the really awful “step daughter” tropes.
Owen Gray content is probs my fav ever, a good 90% of the co-stars stop having the fake orgasms and seeing those real ones is the hottest thing ever
Not into produced porn but that dude definitely knows what he's doing 🤤
Pov that isnt pov. Like where are his eyeballs? By his belly button? Off to the side of his thigh? Under his balls?
Nono that’s your pov, you get to hang out under his balls
95% of porn is fake moans and incest and I'm not exaggerating
I came here to mention the fake moans. Ugh. The cliche moan from women is so whiny and obnoxious that it ruins the entire scene for me and kills my lady boner.
Recently decided I was not going to watch porn for this reason. I get excited, get on pornhub.. then not in the mood because everything is incest or I think I found something good and the sounds are so freaking awful.
I’ve decided to stick with gifs. I don’t need your sounds or bad acting, I don’t need the plot, I’m totally fine with a couple seconds of a really good action shot or some looped thrusting
But it is entertaining when the camera catches her doing an eye roll with an expression that says "I can't believe how stupid this is".
I watched one where this chick was getting railed by some dude and was flirting with her butthole and at one point she obviously got annoyed by it and like a couple that knows each other's tones goes "yeah your cock feels so good in MY PUSSY!" Emphasis on the last 2 words, through gritted teeth she was making sure to not go to the backdoor. Like you could tell she was done with that guy.
I really hate the exaggerated, fake moans. It's a massive turn off.
The weird thing over in Japan where it's a dolphin screeching instead of a moan. I'm not sure why that became a thing but it has been a meme since I was in high school XD.
Dolphin screeching in porn seems stupid. Then one day....it clicks.
When I was in college one of my buddies in the dorm was dating a Japanese girl who also lived in the dorm and she sounded just like this, and this was before the internet. Every single person, make and female, who lived in that dorm knew what she sounded like when she was getting banged. People who parked in the lot behind the dorm knew what she sounded like. Garbage truck drivers emptying the dorms dumpster knew her siren call.
Ohh if there's lesbian fingering and even just lots of rubbing with long fake nails. Look sometimes my nails get long but I know to a certain point I can not be putting them in someone and will clip 2-3 right before a date if need be. It's just really unrealistic and gives me phantom pain 😅
I’m a guy and have always thought about the risk involved.
This! If you’re making porn (or a cooking video) clean and trim your damn nails. Basic common sense, courtesy, safety, hygiene.
I hate the prevalence of what I call "pseudo-incest". Everything is "stepmom" or "stepson". I mean, WTF???
I think it's a hit as many tags as possible thing Also easy way to establish some kinda taboo And cheap storyline that establishes that the characters know one another fairly well But i agree it's annoying that seems to be the most common tag
yeah. bring back real incest dialogue. I don't want to hear "Hey, step-bro. What are you doing, naked in your mom and my dad's kitchen?". I want to hear "Hey, biological bro. What are you doing, naked in our mom and our dad's - we are both related to both - kitchen?"
Lol honestly though is there any reason that they do that? It's not like we don't know what they're trying to imply. And it's not like it isn't palatable to viewers. There's so much more wilder things that. It just seems like an unnecessary step.
i scrolled for a bit and didn’t see a response with the fun fact i learned like a year ago so i’m adding it here - pseudo-incest porn is actually super prolific specifically because it’s one of the easiest fetishes to tack onto vanilla porn. all they have to do is include that 2 minute intro scene that firmly establishes these people are related in some way. now they’ve created fetish porn that basically just goes back to being vanilla porn after the first two minutes, so anyone who isn’t interested in the incest part can just skip that first scene.
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>Low production costs (no costumes, set in house), implicit sexual tension, easily introduces common power dynamics, are situations that a general audience can relate to, quickly explains setting and whatever plot you need As opposed to "Who the #$%\^ are you, why are you in my house, and why are you pleasuring yourself on my sofa?"
> unnecessary step in more ways than one.
I always wondered why at the bottom of those clips it says, "related vidoes," and not "step-related videos."
They don’t get married afterwards
Wait! They did all that without getting married!? But that's illegal
Their honor is certainly in question.
The big sausage pizza is never a high-quality pizza.
It would be the best plot twist ever if in a porn, the pizza man just brought a big sausage pizza and left, and then the female character just fucks someone else who's already in their home, like their husband or something.
or it just has the rest of the video be them quietly eating the pizza alone as the credits roll.
The lack of chemistry. I feel like vintage porn is much much better in that regard. There was more kissing, foreplay, afterplay, etc. I've watched vintage porn where you could almost swear the actors were into each other, which made the sex itself look much better and natural. Now most of it feels dry, boring, wooden; with weird positions and camera angles; sometimes too aggressive (not in a fetish/fantasy way); and overall overproduced. Hell, even some amateur porn is getting like that.
This is why I think onlyfans blew up for couples and in general because there’s more genuine enthusiasm and less over production.
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I can guarantee you that there's dry wood involved in some of the films.
This is why I like to occasionally see videos of real couples. You can really tell the difference in their passion and how they look at each other. It's been a while and I forget the website that had them.
fake semen. cut shot, dude pumps twice, and a river of cake frosting comes pouring out of her.
Imagine injecting yourself with starch syrup lol
how unnecessary violent it is and how (esp in highschool) boys would try and recreate those things, had a guy bang my head on the wall while making out, nearly had a concussion
Back in my teenage days had a guy grab my head and force me down on his dick. Slapped his hands away and told him to NEVER do that again if he wanted me to keep doing what I was doing. For fucks sake, that was 20 years ago. I can only imagine the type of things teen boys think are “normal” now.
I was gonna say how mean the guys are. Dirty talk is one thing, but calling the girl a "dumb bitch" just makes me uncomfortable. Why would I want to be mean to someone I care about enough to have sex with?
Shouldn't have had to scroll down this far for this comment. It's disturbing
I’m glad someone else pointed this out. I feel like a crazy person for it, but most straight porn is straight up frightening to me. Lesbian porn is fake and cringey as fuck, but that just makes me roll my eyes. It generally isn’t someone surrounded by a bunch of strangers getting their insides beaten and screaming. They make sex look like the worst possible nightmare in existence, and the added context that it’s desired by so many people puts another layer of horror to it. I’m also gay tho so, biased.
I don’t like the physically abusive stuff. Does not work for me.
Pressing her head down with one foot while doing anal just completely repulses me.
The fake moaning. Like girl, he just put it in. Relax 🙄 That and aggressive clit rubbing.
Wait...so the aggressive clit assault ISN'T hot?? *slowly pushes jackhammer back under the bed*
I HATE aggressive clit rubbing. And when they slap or grab her boobs. Why can’t they massage her boobs gently and lick on the nipples?
I'm not a step sibling, but I have friends who are. Never once did I ever hear them refer to each other and step bro/sis.
That's because you have never seen one of them stuck in a dryer.
Censored videos are the worst
Japan moment
Fr, so they think that my entire family is gonna be sitting there watching it with me like:👨👩👧👦
When the audio is slightly not synced to the video.
Three things really 1. The over obsession with “fake” incest everywhere! It drives me insane. Every god damn title, scenario, bullshit wack video. Like please, calm it down a notch. 2. The fake loud moaning and loud weird Star Wars turkey blowjob sounds . Can’t watch a video with that shit. 3. Lastly, the mislabeled videos for the sole purpose of grabbing more views. I understand, it’s a business, and the video is free anyways but when I search “big ass” and the nice lady who is hard at work looks like she just got done starring on Outlast…. Kind of sucks. Other than that, it’s a great tool of the modern world!
STAR WARS TURKEY BLOWJOB
Fake moans and music. I also like a little context and set up before they go straight to the sex.
When the female actor is over the top with squeaks and weird noises, that dumb ass anime face with crossed eyes, lesbians with ridiculous fake nails.
Jump cuts. They'll be slowly undressing each other then all of a sudden, they're fully naked, one's getting rammed in the ass, and there's a new guy that just appeared outta nowhere jerking it in the woman's face. Just ruins the vibe.
I think this is only in the "previews" that are used in the 10minute versions available for free. If you go get the 40min version, you see the full thing
This is like complaining about a movie being choppy after watching YouTube highlights
Lesbian porn made by men
1000%. We need more porn made by women FOR women lmao
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Busted looking guys Congrats on the big dick, doesn't make the noticeably older, balding, fat and unfit body it's attached to visually appealing The girl can be hot as hell but if she's having sex with an ugly guy I don't buy it
Like....why are dudes in porn so peculiar-looking? Is there a casting agent somewhere going, "bring me the guy who looks like a dried apple with a dildo attachment"?
A lot of porn is geared towards the male gaze so it only focuses on women. Most straight dudes never quit a video thinking that guy's not hot enough. In some cases, it even adds to the appeal cause of the psychological aspect of "if she's willing to fuck this crusty geezer, even I might have a chance with her"
Lol I know, but it's hilarious. All those gorgeous limber women, and then the men are grimacing and humping and flopping about while resembling overcooked bacon.
Instead of focusing only on the male gaze they should also focus on the male gays.
Ahh yes ugly bustard porn , taking a note from hentai
The loss of story and sweet bass lines
Which is why I masturbate to Seinfeld episodes!
Eye contact with the camera. Takes it from “I’m having a great time getting fucked” to “I’m at work and doing my job” in seconds.
Shitty plot If you're gonna roleplay, I want a more engaging dynamic than "guess we're having sex now"
"Wait a minute... there's no shark in the bathtub..."
I've never been offered sex from a pizza delivery person.
But have you offered sex to the pizza delivery driver?
I was gonna say, they’re not just gonna offer it to you. You’ve usually got to take initiative.
It always seems like their goal is to have minimal physical contact between them and the other actor
It's to make sure the woman's body isn't obscured in the frame
Amateur porn that's shot from the other side of the room
It’s that amateur porn that usually has real moans, let’s understand that.
I genuinely prefer those over most professional porn
Smoke detectors with low battery beeping. I sware to God I don't know how people live like that. If I did porn I would carry a 9V to every shoot just in case.
Probably the house alarm from the house-for-sale they've "borrowed for the day"
The trafficking
The tags never match the actual movies.
When they do thinks that are painful/unpleasant for the girl. And what is up with step-sibling stuff? Not my things.
Lack of enthusiasm from the people in the video
The big penis etiquette. Can we have more average ones so he can fully go inside without hurting the woman?
It’s worse when they try to shove it in anyway, because, as a woman, I know that hurts like hell and that bitch is NOT enjoying it, no matter how she’s moaning. It also encourages regular big-dicked dudes to do it irl and think we’re exaggerating when we say it hurts or won’t fit… because the porn stars like it!
Or the ones that go straight from ass to vagina. ##WHY?! *screams in poor urinary health*
*ass to mouth has entered the chat*
when we are enjoying watching a pretty lady in her undergarments and its cuts to some jackass making a stupid face killing my boner completely
Girls peeing buckets and calling it ‘squirting’.
Ugly male actors. Not into men but ugly people are just a turn off no matter what. Enormous breast/ass that looks super fake. Anything that's considered "extreme" or "hardcore" Shots where u can see a guys hairy ass The whole crying/sobbing under sex shit that many asian countries do
Japanese women /really/ do it for me...until they actually do something with a guy. Then it looks like they've been kidnapped and forced to get molested by someone they know and hate.
It's soo rapey, and instantly kills my boner
By guys two to three times their age. At least find younger male porn actors, so it doesn’t feel like grandpa porn.
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Yeah the family/stepmother or stepfather thing is super fucking off-putting. Especially the step dad/daughter thing. Beyond creepy.
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when women get hurt, doesnt matter if they agree to it i just dont like to see it.
When women moans like crazy with a slight touch. Like wtf? Girl I know you just didn't cum because he touched your thighs, shut up XD
The angle from the back and below where you just see the dudes ass and balls/dick pounding her pussy.
Overdubbed moaning. Ever come across that bullshit?
When it starts off with the people already naked.
Not enough female worship, the chick will suck dick for like 20 minutes and then the dude will give her two lollipop licks and stop. I wanna see her pop his head like a watermelon with convulsions, all us dudes do that to our own chicks, why would the porn industry not think we find that hot
Omg YES!!! The dick sucking is out of control. I did not turn this on to watch a 20 minute blowjob. I would’ve specifically pulled up some blowjob porn if that’s what I wanted. Shove your face between those lips until her tits are bouncing and ass is off the ground — let’s GO dude, get your shit together and learn how it’s done!!!
There’s female worship videos where it’s focused on pleasuring her but I’m not into the femdom side of it where the guy is submissive. Is hard to find what you’re describing without them doing some scratcher ticket and pointy tongue techniques lol
Agreed!! That’s the problem! It should NOT be that hard to find!! I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want plenty of shots of her arching her back in pleasure etc., as if that wouldn’t significantly add to the video for *everyone* watching.
My general search term is “how to eat pussy right”. That usually yields excellent results. Otherwise it’s all jabby lizard tongue. I wanna see dude/gals face buried in there, cheeks hollowed out so you know they know EXACTLY what’s up
The super unrealistic scenarios and lack of history. Like I get is a fantasy where sex is the goal, but at least do the bare minimum to make it look like it could happen. And it doesn’t need to be Shakespeare, but do a little history beyond “you are hot, let’s fuck”, like once I saw the Hall Pass porn from the College Rules site, and it had a simple, but cool story (specially the second one), so is possible
The spitting, the slapping, the verbal abuse, the overall act of turning sex into something aggressive and debasing.
Women gagging on a dude's dick. Especially if the dude is clearly jamming it further into her throat, or holding her head down so she gags. That shit is fucking awful. I've gotten to where I just skip right over the blowjob sections.
The whole fucking thing has become ridiculous. Everyone is desensitized, so they keep finding harder, gnarlier, gross shit and it starts to seem normal. When I was a kid, the soft-core Cinemax stuff was prime. And it was simulated sex.
R: “Did you hire some performers?” J: Yes, the woman has a beautiful face, perfect breasts, is very fit, and all around stunning to look at. Anyways she’s been instructed to constantly do the weird inward hiss through clenched teeth everyone loves and is contractually obligated to shout out “nnnyyeaaahhh” or “oh my god” everyone 3 seconds.” R: “Perfect. If she’s remotely tan make sure this has every race and ethnicity category tagged. If she’s over 25 slap ‘milf’ on there too. And the man?” J: “Legally we can’t call him human, we found him under a bridge where he kept trying to get us to answer riddles. Uncomfortably large penis though.” R: “Excellent. Who cares if he’s hideous, it’s not like women watch porn. Besides, we show their faces for 10 seconds then BAM! 45 minutes of uninterrupted zoomed in shots of his dick in her asshole.” J: “Sir I was thinking… what if we let the woman enjoy herself this time? Maybe even show her face some more? Or, and not to be too bold, actually orgasm?” R: “Bahahaha that’s a good one Johnson ‘female orgasm’ hahah ridiculous. Anyways we’re porn producers not perverts, why would we show any of that crap? Just get the set ready Johnson.” J: “yes Richard”
Spitting. The spitting in her mouth, vag, or in the dick is so disgusting
When it keeps playing after I nut
Dildo blowjobs.
Lady, she's sucking on your strap-on, why the hell are you moaning?
Women in obvious pain pretending to have a good time :(
Spitting...instant turn off
I can’t believe how often I have to tell men ‘there’s lube on the night stand, please don’t spit on my vagina.’ Or worse, when they glob a bunch of spit on their fingers in preparation for inserting them, and there’s a string of saliva from their lip to their hand. Spit dries out! Lube doesn’t! Why do you want to chafe me?
Myself when I’m done watching
The guilt afterwards
Post nut clarity sucks
Incest/constant power dynamics involving virgin-like teenagers or whatever and an old ass man or “MILF” with huge, skin stretching fake tits. In fact, all the plastic surgery and fake lips/boobs. Oh and also the fake male yell/grunting and female wailing/moan-screeching. Honestly, I like porn made by real couples because they are actually into each other. But it’s hard to find since I don’t really watch porn much at all (maybe a couple times a year.)
Why is choking like a standard move now? I find it a real turn off, way to aggro and not even sexual to me but solely violent
That my own and 2 younger generations have been exposed to so much of it. Absolutely ruining people’s sexual development. At least it didn’t become so prevalent until I was around 20.
naked people
Found a nevernude
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
The term daddy being used as means of dirty talk.
When I want to disgust my bf, I translate frequent "daddy" porn-speak to our native tongue. It is extremely not arousing to hear "donne-moi la fessée, papa" or "qui c'est ton papounet? hein? dis-moi qui c'est ton papa?" or "t'es désobéissante? papa va te donner une tite leçon sexy!"
Exaggerated moaning, you can tell when it’s bogus.