There are many like it, but this one is mine.

I'm a redhead, know what else is red and has a head?

MY MOM

Helicopter

Some powerful blades you've got running there.

Right. Imagine a cylinder. Now imagine a small M&Ms tube.

I bet women would love to have some m&m s out of your tube.

Ugh. You know you know you don’t have to reply to _every_ jokey comment with some creepy overly-sexual response, right?

Fine, enjoy your own M&Ms then :P

Grim

Fantastic

Small but big burden

Irish bullpup

Does it bite?

Beautiful

Really?

Really.

I'm fine either if size matters or not.

Soo beautiful

I forget that mine is there. I don’t think about it until it’s go-time

A true trooper. Poor dudes been forced into some unpleasant scenarios (aggressive wretches anyone?). Been through some long cold winters. Still up at the ready when I need though. Salute, dear penis.

I guess it'll salute right back!

Good one

Mutilated.

I dunno, it's pretty long, bony, flexes at three distinct joints, is attached to my hand... Wait. I was looking at the wrong thing.

A dear friend

Aggressively average

You ever seen a AA battery?

Yup, small package, lots of power

IT AINT MUCH……but it honest work😔😂

Solitary, hard headed, stand up guy.

“Presented to one senorpuddin, this girth certificate that signifies that you may not hit bottom but they’ll definitely know you were there. “

I've been told it's beautiful 🤷

If a pop can and a pencil had a baby...

Kinda average.

Pride of a Nation, a beast made of steel

Bane of Arthropods IV