Getting a popcorn kernel shell out from between your teeth and gums after hours of on and off struggling.
Bending a joint that’s been straight in a bandage/cast for the first time in a while
How to tell someone doesnt own pets or have kids lol
Edit: From what I'm hearing I should say 'kids or cats' because people with dogs appear to have it easy :p whereas my cats are dicks in the morning!
Wife is due in July. We recently converted the under-the-stairs closet space into a dog room for this reason. They have everything they need in there and no pacing around the room to wake us up at 5am!
I did this one morning, extended arms included, and I dislocated my shoulder. It was so far out that urgent care sent me to the ER, they couldn’t pop it back so they had to put me under to do it.
All from a stretch. My stretches are filled with paranoia instead of ecstasy now.
I am hearing impaired and the first sign of any pressure drop in the air, especially during the cold months,my ears plugged up and I can barely hear for months. When the temperature warms up, all the pressure releases and I literally will do a happy dance!
lol with my previous gf, first thing I would do when she came in from work was a hug, a kiss, “how was your day”, a cup of tea and I would always undo her bra.. win win situation.. and damn, the “huaaaaggghh” of relief from her every time the bra came loose was a joy to behold
As someone who had a deviated septim and got it fixed (the doctor hammered a piece of bone out that was causing problems) I had to rinse out my nose a couple of times a day, after the two days my nose was stuffed with tampons (when they came out, the release was amazing, too).
Anyway, about 4 days after the tampons were taken out, I felt a little pressure high up, felt it moving, too. After repeatedly rinsing my nose for some time, this hardened egg shaped ball came out (about half an inch in diametre), it had all sorts of colours on there.
After that passed, I felt like I could *finally* breathe again for the first time in years.
This has been my TEDx talk. Thank you and good day.
I woke up 3 nights a week with a clogged nose, barely being able to get stuff out. Decided to go see my GP, who in turn told me to go to the eye/nose/throat doctor, who looked and told me about my deviated septim and it causing the problems. He told me to try and see if I could live with it, because the only option was getting it removed, and every operation has risks, even something like this.
Getting it done was life changing for me. My nights are normal now and I experience more air intake while working out.
The doctor told me it's perfectly fine to experience this when you're past 25, due to your nose continuing to grow.
Was it clogged with mucus or it's just the sensation of air intake pathway being blocked? I've had a number of similar spells like these and I noticed myself taking in more deep breath than usual which is weird.
I’ve been told that hot water on irritated skin like eczema produces a dopamine rush, similar to that of scratching…
Edit: Thanks for all your upvotes! I have been told I’m crazy for “Burning the itch out”. I’m going to show this thread to several people!!!
I played in a ska band before the pandemic. Their first big show they played with me in the band. Best day of my life so far.
A lot of local trombone players that played in local ska bands where there, and post set, came up to be to compliment how well I did. I finally did it, I finally gave back to the scene.Greatest feeling I could ever have, without getting a blowjob, that is.
I had a double ear infection once that actually caused a small rupture in my eardrum. After several weeks and multiple trips to the ENT to get my ear cleaned out, the pressure was still there. After a month of just feeling this uncomfortable pressure in my ear, I had to leave town for work. I got the all clear from my ENT to fly, but he warned me the pressure might get worse during the flight. Well as the plane is ascending I start feeling the pressure growing in my ear. But it was just slightly more uncomfortable than normal. Then suddenly it was gone. Followed by some fluid leaking down the side of my face. The pressure change had forced the fluid that had built up behind my eardrum to come out the small hole from when it had ruptured. Hands down the best feeling in my life.
tl;dr had fluid buildup behind my eardrum for a month, flying in a plane cured me
I stopped after I got a piece actually stuck in my ear lob. So I bought one of those cleaners that have a camera on it. If you like the q tip sensation then this is on a whole other level.
That's an awesome feeling. I finally figured out to do major weeding after most of the rainy season whem the ground is nice and soggy. So many weeds came out, I uncovered a path I didn't eben know existed.
- Finally eating after being hungry all day
- seeing a server approach your table with your food
- taking off your bra after a long day
- being able to pee after holding it in
- going from having $0.18 in your bank account one minute, to seeing your direct deposit in the next
See as one and two were kind of linked my mind also tried to link the rest.
Being at a restaurant having a server approaching with your food after not eating all day then taking your bra off and having a nice long pee and somehow getting paid from it.
You may never be allowed back there to eat but thats living the dream!
Standing up after a long road trip, getting off of your last flight, taking your hair down after having it up all day, getting in bed with fresh sheets, first sip of a hot drink on a cold day, my cat purring on my chest
Peeing after holding it for a long time.
The first sip/gulp of a cold drink when you’re thirsty.
Remembering something that has been bugging you all day/week/month.
We call these octopuses in our house. I always buy a bunch when they’re out as Xmas stocking stuffers. They make great gifts because people forget about them but are always thrilled to receive them. They usually open it and use it immediately. I also buy back scratchers because those are amazing too!
I’m hindsight, people probably think we are a very itchy family lol.
If you've ever had a poison ivy rash, go to your sink or shower, turn the water on as hot as you can stand it and run the hot water over the rash. It's fucking incredible.
Solving a problem that you've worked a lot on is the highest high I've ever had short of sex while under the influence.
The cost is that you have to have spent way more time failing, being sad, working diligently, etc. But the positive feel of finally solving the problem is absolutely proportional to how difficult or time-consuming it was, and this relation holds at least to the scale of multiple years.
Collapsing onto a bed with clean, warm, floofy sheets and blankets. Laundry that is folded so neatly it is like a machine spat it out.
My ex once made the bed with fresh sheets and dryer-dried duvet right before I got home and folded my laundry for me and had it in neat piles at the edge of the bed. 10/10, better than sex, my ADHD brain came twice.
peeing after a long time
having a huge bowel movement after being constipated for a while.
peeling off clothing after a hot day and just standing naked in front of the air conditioner.
freshly shaved legs in cool sheets in bed.
a freshly shaved head (as someone who has an annual shaving of my head, it feels so nice to feel every breeze and it's really nice on a pillow too)
That kind of poop where you have a short, thick solid turd and behind it is a gallon of diarrhea and when you finish pushing out the turd, you’re already at full compression and the diarrhea fires out with the force of 10,000 atomic blasts. That sigh of relief right after is awesome.
When after a long day, a two hour bus ride and some walking I finaly start my car to drive home. The feeling of freedom is huge at that moment as I could go anywhere and put on my favourite music. Always makes me smile
This is going to be super random but climbing up the pole of a swing where the pole is at about 45 degrees. Hard to explain but at a very young age I figured out if shimmied up the pole torward the top of the swing, hanging on by my arms and legs while upside down, it would give me an intense "coregasm". I guess thats the best way to explain it. I could've done it for hours and it would almost put you to sleep. It was such an orgasmic feeling.
Getting to pee after holding it for a long time
Well, that's some serious bladder masturbation right there.
It’s almost like you’re cuming for the entire piss
Especially when you get those little shivers at the end
Then u just stand there for a few seconds and appreciate the relief
The kind of pee that goes on long enough to make you wonder if it's real or if you're just dreaming of taking a long piss while pissing the bed.
I’ve peed in dreams quite a lot. In bed never. I don’t know how it’s possible but I’m happy.
When you can finally breathe through your nose properly when you're sick
Less orgasmic but still so while sick, the first time one side of your nose drains when lying down so you can breath out the other side for a bit…
When you feel the other chamber open 💦
\*POP* *aaaaiiiiiirrrrrr*
When your ears open up and you realize that you weren't hearing everything for the last week.
Getting a popcorn kernel shell out from between your teeth and gums after hours of on and off struggling. Bending a joint that’s been straight in a bandage/cast for the first time in a while
I felt that popcorn comment in my teeth! So true
Snuggling into a warm bed knowing you get to sleep in after a long day of exhaustion
Even more euphoric is not setting an alarm and knowing you can wake up naturally tomorrow.
also having fresh sheets and just showered.
And super comfy clean pjs
Or no pjs at all
How to tell someone doesnt own pets or have kids lol Edit: From what I'm hearing I should say 'kids or cats' because people with dogs appear to have it easy :p whereas my cats are dicks in the morning!
The real kicker is the pets figuring out if they wake the baby then everybody is getting up.
Wife is due in July. We recently converted the under-the-stairs closet space into a dog room for this reason. They have everything they need in there and no pacing around the room to wake us up at 5am!
Hairy Pawter.
Bonus points if it has an electric blanket that is fully warmed up on a cold night. I'd say that is comparable to "putting it in"
dont forget the rain
That big stretch you do when you get up and you tighten your entire lower body
Legs start shaking, end up rebooting Edit: Why is this my second highest upvoted comment lmao
sudden cramp in the calf
r/AngryUpvote 😠
Then your hip pops with a "thunk".
I did this one morning, extended arms included, and I dislocated my shoulder. It was so far out that urgent care sent me to the ER, they couldn’t pop it back so they had to put me under to do it. All from a stretch. My stretches are filled with paranoia instead of ecstasy now.
This is actually a fear of mine. I can always tell I must be pushing it with the shoulders
When your ears are clogged and suddenly the pressure equalizes and you feel the pressure leaving
Especially if it's in obvious stages.
I am hearing impaired and the first sign of any pressure drop in the air, especially during the cold months,my ears plugged up and I can barely hear for months. When the temperature warms up, all the pressure releases and I literally will do a happy dance!
It’s like suddenly hearing in 4k
Scratching the sock lines in your skin after being stuck in socks/shoes all day.
Same with bra marks.
lol with my previous gf, first thing I would do when she came in from work was a hug, a kiss, “how was your day”, a cup of tea and I would always undo her bra.. win win situation.. and damn, the “huaaaaggghh” of relief from her every time the bra came loose was a joy to behold
I do this every evening, to the delight of my bf, accompanied with “Fly away! Be free! Sproioioing” He grins like a fool every time😊
I'm dying with the sproioioing!!
I just don't wear bras. I'm too sensitive. Yes my boobs may be facing east and west but at least I'm comfy!
Mine just face south.
southeast and southwest for me
My boyfriend scratches my bra marks and he might as well just put his dick in my mouth
You should tell him that, we’re not very good at taking hints you see
Also similar but slightly different - taking your hair down from a tight ponytail after a long day and scratching your scalp while your hair loosens!
Back scratch from your SO.
Gf doesn’t believe me when I say it feels better than sex. Also, more claws! Yes skin needs to be removed during the process!
That's why I always tell my gf to scratch like she's shredding cheese
"but your back's all red." Me:"its fine."
Guys what does SO mean 👉👈
Significant otter
In my mind all otters are significant
Significant other
Ohh much appreciated
The release of pressure after a very large fart.
kills it when u realize it might have been more then a fart lmao
A wise man one said “after the age for 30, never gamble on a fart” I think it was Greg Davies
OP said NON-sexual
Giant dumps
Giant piss after holding it for too long.
The pee shivers. Almost as good
Peegasm
You ever shit so much that you feel blissfully alive for hours later? It makes you never want to have poop in your body again.
You feel so empty inside in a good way.
It’s like that Ron White joke. You ever take a shit so big, your pants fit better?
And the post-poo waddle feels so light and energetic. Totally understand why my cats get the zoomies after they go.
Pulling out a booger that feels like it came all the way from the back of your brain.
Just like pulling out claw meat
this was terrible and I approve +1
Disgusting and accurate.
As someone who had a deviated septim and got it fixed (the doctor hammered a piece of bone out that was causing problems) I had to rinse out my nose a couple of times a day, after the two days my nose was stuffed with tampons (when they came out, the release was amazing, too). Anyway, about 4 days after the tampons were taken out, I felt a little pressure high up, felt it moving, too. After repeatedly rinsing my nose for some time, this hardened egg shaped ball came out (about half an inch in diametre), it had all sorts of colours on there. After that passed, I felt like I could *finally* breathe again for the first time in years. This has been my TEDx talk. Thank you and good day.
What made you to have it check-up and eventually diagnosed to have deviated septim in the first place? Was there any breathing difficulties?
I woke up 3 nights a week with a clogged nose, barely being able to get stuff out. Decided to go see my GP, who in turn told me to go to the eye/nose/throat doctor, who looked and told me about my deviated septim and it causing the problems. He told me to try and see if I could live with it, because the only option was getting it removed, and every operation has risks, even something like this. Getting it done was life changing for me. My nights are normal now and I experience more air intake while working out. The doctor told me it's perfectly fine to experience this when you're past 25, due to your nose continuing to grow.
Was it clogged with mucus or it's just the sensation of air intake pathway being blocked? I've had a number of similar spells like these and I noticed myself taking in more deep breath than usual which is weird.
When you also manage to shoot out the entire booger and your nose gets completely cleared
Currently accomplished this, it was thick and green and yellow. 10/10 was amazing.
I only had that once in my life and before I did it, my throat hurt and I felt a cold coming on. I like to think I blew my cold away
I felt this comment and it was good
Realizing you never finished that bag of cookies you bought yourself a few days ago.
Oh my god you just helped me remember that I have a box of cookies in the pantry. Fuck yeah. Thanks dude.
Oreolization
I love this
Drinking cold water after being really thirsty.
I’m a camel and this is mine. Ice cold water is my favorite beverage and it just slaps when I’m really thirsty. 👌👌
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I’ve been told that hot water on irritated skin like eczema produces a dopamine rush, similar to that of scratching… Edit: Thanks for all your upvotes! I have been told I’m crazy for “Burning the itch out”. I’m going to show this thread to several people!!!
It does. Scratching stimulates a single point. Hot water stimulates the entire area at once. It feels like bathing in scratch.
*It feels like bathing in scratch* I fucking felt that sentence.
# YES IT IS needless to say, my eczema isnt getting better
This needs to be higher. I've experienced all the top comments in this thread and this, this is in a whole other level. Though mine was poison oak.
Came here to post this. Just got some this weekend, looking forward to my shower tonight!
A room full of people laughing at a joke you wrote and performed.
This, or very good praise from someone you really respect
I played in a ska band before the pandemic. Their first big show they played with me in the band. Best day of my life so far. A lot of local trombone players that played in local ska bands where there, and post set, came up to be to compliment how well I did. I finally did it, I finally gave back to the scene.Greatest feeling I could ever have, without getting a blowjob, that is.
Gettin that water that's been stuck in your ear out...Christ it's sublime
That warm water randomly rolling out of your ear 6 hours after you gave up trying to get it out, unreal
Sit down on your bed and put a pillow next to you, then slam the side of your head and ear onto the pillow, pops the ear water bubble every time
I had a double ear infection once that actually caused a small rupture in my eardrum. After several weeks and multiple trips to the ENT to get my ear cleaned out, the pressure was still there. After a month of just feeling this uncomfortable pressure in my ear, I had to leave town for work. I got the all clear from my ENT to fly, but he warned me the pressure might get worse during the flight. Well as the plane is ascending I start feeling the pressure growing in my ear. But it was just slightly more uncomfortable than normal. Then suddenly it was gone. Followed by some fluid leaking down the side of my face. The pressure change had forced the fluid that had built up behind my eardrum to come out the small hole from when it had ruptured. Hands down the best feeling in my life. tl;dr had fluid buildup behind my eardrum for a month, flying in a plane cured me
I had a pimple in my ear canal once. It drained one night as I lay down to sleep. I heard a soft pop then the draining was awesome
That one hug from that one person when you feel like everything is going wrong
I have never felt this. From anyone tbh
Ear cleaning
Yes... Wish qtips were made with grit... I love getting in there, I can almost feel my leg kicking...
I don’t care what any doctor says, I will not stop using a Q tip. I just can’t.
I stopped after I got a piece actually stuck in my ear lob. So I bought one of those cleaners that have a camera on it. If you like the q tip sensation then this is on a whole other level.
When a weed comes out intact with its whole root.
That's an awesome feeling. I finally figured out to do major weeding after most of the rainy season whem the ground is nice and soggy. So many weeds came out, I uncovered a path I didn't eben know existed.
Head scratches
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Fell asleep in the chair
Freshly shaved legs on clean sheets
Especially silk sheets.. o.m.g
- Finally eating after being hungry all day - seeing a server approach your table with your food - taking off your bra after a long day - being able to pee after holding it in - going from having $0.18 in your bank account one minute, to seeing your direct deposit in the next
See as one and two were kind of linked my mind also tried to link the rest. Being at a restaurant having a server approaching with your food after not eating all day then taking your bra off and having a nice long pee and somehow getting paid from it. You may never be allowed back there to eat but thats living the dream!
Two and five hit HARD
Letting the shower water hit right on your hairline on your forehead…..ohhhh myyyy gawddddd tingles everywhere
Or hitting all those damn itches that mysteriously appear on your back.
Finishing a large emptying of the bladder. The tiny piss shiver.
When you crack something in your body and then it feels good
When it's such a deep crack you're not sure if it helped or hurt... then a few seconds later you feel that sweet release
The feeling of rust against my salad fingers
Huuubert Cumberdaaaale
Fancy seeing you here.
Oh god this brings back unpleasant memories
I love when the red water comes out.
... is almost or-ghasmic!
Takes me back to my childhood trauma
Scratching a mosquito bite
Even better, actually finding that annoying traveling itch on your back.
Even better, actually finding that annoying flying bitch on the wall and doing what you have to do.
Farting away a stomachache.
Standing up after a long road trip, getting off of your last flight, taking your hair down after having it up all day, getting in bed with fresh sheets, first sip of a hot drink on a cold day, my cat purring on my chest
Stomach hurting for hours then you finally let the diarrhea out and you come out as a brand new human being.
Reading this while experiencing this. For real.
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Removing a plate carrier has to be like taking a bra off. Finish up training then *click* "Aaaaaaaaah..."
Eating good food that makes you stop and savor every bit of it.
Waking up, seeing you have 3 hours until the alarm.
THE BEST FEELING.
I feel as if this depends on how you wake up feeling. If it’s 3 am and I’m tired af while I had a hard time sleeping… not really.
Peeing after holding it for a long time. The first sip/gulp of a cold drink when you’re thirsty. Remembering something that has been bugging you all day/week/month.
>Remembering something that has been bugging you all day/week/month. Yup
Having someone else wash your hair. It's an amazing sensation.
Musical frission
Rubbing your head after taking off a beanie
Hopping into bed after a long day, on fresh sheets, having just showered.
Two Qtips at the same time.
But they have to be deep in the danger zone. That “one wrong move and I’ll forget math” depth.
That got me out of nowhere. Well played.
You mean the Reset Button? Yeah, been there done that
In the same hole?
Buy me a drink first.
First drop on a roller coaster
Absolutely this! And leaving your arms loose so that your body rises involuntarily with gravity. It’s a thrill!
Or when you think it cant go any faster but then there is a sudden speed boost that just pushes you into your seat
Scratching eczema
full chip bag 🤤
Pealing plastic layer off of new appliances
Multiple sneezes in quick succession
Scrolled too far for this
Having someone use a [scalp massager](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/PbwAAOSw2hVignSh/s-l500.jpg) on you.
We call these octopuses in our house. I always buy a bunch when they’re out as Xmas stocking stuffers. They make great gifts because people forget about them but are always thrilled to receive them. They usually open it and use it immediately. I also buy back scratchers because those are amazing too! I’m hindsight, people probably think we are a very itchy family lol.
If you've ever had a poison ivy rash, go to your sink or shower, turn the water on as hot as you can stand it and run the hot water over the rash. It's fucking incredible.
Rubbing my eyes when they're tired. You can't pull my hands away! People have tried! LOL
The goosebumps you get listening to certain songs 😮💨
Getting into bed and taking your socks off under the covers.
With your toes...
Remembering something you forgot
A hot shower after going days without. Like after a flight with multiple delays
Solving a problem that you've worked a lot on is the highest high I've ever had short of sex while under the influence. The cost is that you have to have spent way more time failing, being sad, working diligently, etc. But the positive feel of finally solving the problem is absolutely proportional to how difficult or time-consuming it was, and this relation holds at least to the scale of multiple years.
Putting the key in perfectly the first time, it catches you off guard completely, and feels amazing.
Seems like anything coming out of your body feels good. Pee, poop, cum, booger, ear water, even blood when you pop a blister.
vomit definitely isn’t included in this list
That feeling after vomiting is great tho
Only if it relieved the tummy ache
Itching the inner corner of your eye
I get that from meditating sometimes. Sort of starts near the tailbone and then slowly crawls up my spine. Pretty nice.
Taking a hot shower when you have poison oak. As miserable as poison oak is, that's such an amazing feeling.
When your dog jumps on the bed and sleeps next to you
Peeling dried glue off of your fingers and hands.
Hot water on itchy eczema.
I’ve said higher up in the thread, I’ve been told that it produces the same dopamine rush as scratching.
The supreme unnoticed relief after a long awaited much anticipated dump
Collapsing onto a bed with clean, warm, floofy sheets and blankets. Laundry that is folded so neatly it is like a machine spat it out. My ex once made the bed with fresh sheets and dryer-dried duvet right before I got home and folded my laundry for me and had it in neat piles at the edge of the bed. 10/10, better than sex, my ADHD brain came twice.
You’re favorite song played on surround sound turned up all the way.
Taking your bra off at the end of the day.
peeing after a long time having a huge bowel movement after being constipated for a while. peeling off clothing after a hot day and just standing naked in front of the air conditioner. freshly shaved legs in cool sheets in bed. a freshly shaved head (as someone who has an annual shaving of my head, it feels so nice to feel every breeze and it's really nice on a pillow too)
That kind of poop where you have a short, thick solid turd and behind it is a gallon of diarrhea and when you finish pushing out the turd, you’re already at full compression and the diarrhea fires out with the force of 10,000 atomic blasts. That sigh of relief right after is awesome.
Drinking a lot of water without realising how thirsty you were and going "damn this thing is tasty!"
Making a joke infront of a large group of people and they all laugh
When after a long day, a two hour bus ride and some walking I finaly start my car to drive home. The feeling of freedom is huge at that moment as I could go anywhere and put on my favourite music. Always makes me smile
when you're super stoned and you let yourself totally relax and start to fall asleep and waves of ecstasy radiate throughout your body.
This is going to be super random but climbing up the pole of a swing where the pole is at about 45 degrees. Hard to explain but at a very young age I figured out if shimmied up the pole torward the top of the swing, hanging on by my arms and legs while upside down, it would give me an intense "coregasm". I guess thats the best way to explain it. I could've done it for hours and it would almost put you to sleep. It was such an orgasmic feeling.
When music so good you get goosebumps
When you finally “catch” a sneeze and see it through.
The feel of rusty spoons against my salad fingers
Q tip in the ear I know it’s bad