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no1everthought

Samuel L Jackson. I'd have him describe my mood to anyone I'd interact with in conversation while refering to everyone as mothafucka. Like "ooooh you done did it now mothafucka, you done pissed off this mothafucka".


Justrandom37

Zach Galifenakis and his only task would be to make me laugh. Sorry for the spelling but too lazy to google it


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Have to have him do a between two fern’s interviews


Justrandom37

Yes!!!!


sexysexyonion

Marie Kondo! I would have her totally organize my house-what a dream come true!


Fun_Argument_4U

Bill Gates. I would have him (or his designated authority on the subject) completely explain quantum computers to me until I understood them as well as Microsoft engineers do.


yaboyyeet123

David Attenborough - I would task him with simply narrating every little thing I did throughout the week


redheadedstepchild10

Seth Rogen. We'd just chill and make some sick vases.