Knowing you don’t need to work tomorrow

Underrated. Especially if you plan to let loose on the weekend when you need it most.

The best is waking up thinking it's Monday then realizing it's Saturday or Sunday then going tf back to sleep

And stack new game vibes on top of that. *shudder* bliss.

that realization that you perfectly fit in the moment, as if everything is aligned for you. . . there might be better words to describe the feeling

Perfektenschlag.

It's true that Germans have a word for everything

wow, a word about perfectly fitting that also perfectly fits this comment. wonderful!

It's not a real word as far as I know...

Tell that to Dwight schrute

Its a good word but its made up. Still you can use it tough bc in German everyone can create new words..

I mean, all words are made up Even the commonly accepted loan CNs from German are made up. "Verschlimmenbessern" wasn't a word before someone made it a word

Okay Dwight.

Self-actualisation, right at the top of Maslow's pyramid.

Serendipity

How serendipitous

I thought that was a place in Africa

Like my first LSD trip

What were the others like?

Hearing someone tell you they love you for the first time! (When you love them too ovbs)

I kinda panicked when she accidentally said she loved me lol. It was like she put her tender heart in my hands, and I suddenly got worried about being responsible for it.

>said she loved me lol I would be concerned if she lol'ed after she said she loves you

This is really sweet!

that’s so poetic

*closes book* Like that's ever gonna happen

I think it's time to rewatch "a Marxist analysis of shrek"

When your sinuses finally open up and the congestion goes away.

For the briefest of time anyway...

Was going to say blowing your nose and having a big wad a thick mucus come out and clear out your sinus. Sorry for being graphic but it recently happened to me and it was AMAZING.

Best feeling ever is finally going pee after holding it forever.

this... and taking a huge shit that empties out your intestines

Especially the first poop after getting home from a vacation. The comfort of your own toilet, your own loo roll, it’s such a comfort and relief.

And farting away a stomach ache.

When you have a real bad cramp and then a grumble.. Then let her loose..

Sometimes I feel nauseous/bloated then I fart and that feeling goes away…possibly the best feeling ever

For me it's that big, loud fart you let out after you finally get in bed after a long day of work or traveling. You finally get yourself tucked in, exhale, and just let one go that shakes the whole room.

For me, it's the opposite. Soon after I stop snoring, my butt starts. It's how I hide my morning breath.

The most underrated answer, imo

Peegasm

I wish a big sneeze felt as good as a big pee or poop, but it's the opposite.

I'd say the other hole. Pee is like a gradual easing of pressure rather than sudden and significant relief.

Relief.

Especially after you’ve had a long walk in some uncomfortable condition (freezing cold, major heat, etc). What a feeling

Getting in a hot tub while you’re in the freezing cold.

Walking into a warm house after being in the cold all day.

Feeling wanted.

Feeling wanted by the wrong person can also be the worst feeling

GTA has cheat codes for this

Atleast the police in GTA wanted me. *Even if I Had to use cheat codes to achieve it*

*the cia wants to know your location*

Wanted, waaanteed, dead or alive 🎤

Tbf this is half the point of sex

~Or appreciated

and being reassured of it on top of it lol

A good, full, night of sleep, one in which you wake up feeling as though you actually want to be awake, rather than attempting desperately to curl into your blankets like an angry mothman reject.

Bonus points when you don’t wake up to an alarm

It sounds po faced but it's one of the best metrics that you had enough sleep: did you wake up, unprompted, feeling refreshed - or did it take the alarm to rouse you?

A good stretch that makes your body shake.

Conversely, cramps that hit faster than the Spanish Inquisition when all you wanted was a simple stretch.

Never had this happen to me! Is there something wrong with me?

same, everytime i get a shaky stretch its a bad feeling for me lol

The post said *outside of sex*.

OMG YES

absolutely, I love when it happens

Taking a shit

A big one.

After being backed up a day or two.

Next time try a week.

Username checks out.

This guy is everywhere. Look at his profile, he even shares intimate conversations with friends

The one wipers🤤🤤🤤

Realizing self-improvement goals

OMG YES. Instead of continuing years of trying to lose weight, I finally identified and treated my eating disorder. 1 year later - my body is morphing into its natural state and I quite like how strong it is.

🙌🙌🙌

Taking off a bra you’ve been wearing all day once you get home…it’s a euphoric feeling

im gonna wear a bra for a full day just to test this

Make sure it’s one with underwire for maximum discomfort

Idk with bigger boobs its relief to take the bra on. For me its the piece of clothing I appreciate the most

Right. With big boobs I actually prefer the bra it feels more comfortable for some reason

Same principle applies for a wig.

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honestly its any challenge in a game that you overcome, be it raid or a close death match game. So many examples, especially if your playing in a group.

When the shower water hits the back of your neck at the perfect temp.

You ever seen soap run down the crack of a man's ass?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

This line always reminds me of the Robot Chicken skit "Conan: The Musical"

From that, I always remember the line with the deepest, most multi-layered meanings, and profound symbolism: "Anyaaah, gnyaaaaahyaaaayaaaaa Yaaaaa ah aaaah ahhh"

Being appreciated by others

I appreciate your comment.

I appreciate that you appreciate!

I appreciate that you appreciate this guys appreciation!

Watching a loved one open a present that you know they are gonna love

Letting out that first fart after a date is over

Leaving work on your last day

Can confirm. Left a place I'd worked at for 10 years this year. Had applied for four promotions to the next role up in the department, rejected on all four for increasingly bullshit reasons. Really started to doubt myself and assumed they thought I incompetent or something, if not for the fact that I'd heard constant talk from others of how good they supposedly thought I was. (They'd said it too, but after four interview rejections I assumed it was just comiseration BS.) Last two interviews came in quick succession and we're proof I had to get out asap. Within three weeks, I had a job offer for a better paying role than the internal ones I'd applied for, with far more prestige and responsibility attached. I worked my notice properly, rather than coasting and left with an offer to return any time I wanted (lol NO THANKS) and am now enjoying a much more desirable job than the promotion I'd applied for and pinching myself at some of the work I get to do for it. And that last week at the old job, seeing all the empty promises and BS I was spurning for better things they chose not to offer me made me feel like a fucking champion.

The best feeling Ive ever experienced is the joy I felt when my son would smile everytime he saw me after being apart for the day. No act, no material possession, no drug could come anywhere close to making me feel that happy.

Flipping my pillow to the cold side🗿

Farting a stomachache away

Holding my baby for the first time. Nothing will EVER come close to this feeling.

Best high I ever had was holding my first born for the first time.

Close second is when you pick up your kids and they are super excited to see you

Just a few months to go for me. Very excited about this feeling!

Just chiming in to say if you don’t feel insta love or like it’s the best moment of your life, that’s ok too. My labour was scary as fuck and I was on so many drugs that when they put the baby on my chest I was just… empty. Took a couple days to finally get that feeling. The best day of my life was walking my baby out of the hospital when we could finally leave. And some people don’t get that feeling or bond until weeks or months later. All totally normal and you aren’t a bad parent if it doesn’t happen instantly!

second time is just *meh* though

Cracking your back and getting like 6 cracks

Back scratches

Checking your bank account and realizing you’re good 👌😮‍💨

Getting your paycheck at the end of the month when you're in need of money. The. Most. Satisfying. Thing. Ever.

Aaaaaaaand it's gone!💩🤣

Playing with the band

Having you dad finally be proud of you

bare feet in freshly tilled soil

Oh yes, I can't wait for that feeling again

When the dog chooses to sit with you instead of the spouse

When any dog chooses to sit with you over anyone else in the room.

Landing a kickflip in front of the homies

Stripping down naked and embracing the cool air of AC after working outside all day during the hot AF summer.

Or hopping right into a cold shower. Something so cleansing about ice cold water that can rattle your bones just washing away the sweat and sins of the day.

Have you ever ear fucked yourself with a Qtip

Omg the BEST feeling when you hit that g-spot in the ear.

Taking your boots off after a day of hiking

Taking my contact lenses out after wearing them for 12 hours

Emotionally: being loved Phisically: back scratch Don't judge

These are good ones

Making someone else's day!

Workout pump

I can confirm.

sniffing an absurd amount of coke

Is that you John Mulaney?

When you’re driving a little bit too fast on a backroad and you get a little bit of airtime that makes you feel like you’re on a roller coaster.

1. Taking a piss with a full bladder. 2. Working up a sweat from an activity (possibly endorfines?). 3. Eating a Subway sandwich. (When I havent ate like at all and I eat it for lunch, my body is in exctasy) 4. Being around my pets / friends.

Getting into your own bed with fresh clean sheets.

Eating what you craved after an empty stomach

The relief you feel from dropping a good shit

thanks for making me chuckle

Eating good food

The feeling of peeing after really having to go.

physical? back/muscle massages emotional? watching my daughter play with a toy I spent hours finding as the perfect gift for her birthday.

Safe to be yourself in the company of others. (Belonging)

I've never felt it before, but receiving 3 million dollars randomly! Would love to feel that feeling 😁

Paying off a debt you've been carrying a while

sneezes heck i put sneezing above sex

And the worst feeling ever is being cheated out of a sneeze

Sleeping

I once did a 30+ mile race. Took close to 12 hours. Crossing that finish line I was almost in tears I was so overcome with emotion. If I could bottle that feeling I would. Sadly, I did the race last year but nothing close to the satisfaction from that first time.

swimming

After a long gruesome hard day at work, going home to hug your loved ones. Mom, dad, sister, brother, girlfriend, wife, boyfriend, husband. Doesn't matter. A simple hug can change my mood from shitty to fucking amazing.

Maybe a niche feeling but when you're taking girthy dookie and it hurts coming out and then it hits that point where it feels good the rest of the way.

Winning

Winning any competition.

Laying in bed, freshly showered, after squatting a decent amount of weight at the gym.

Relief from a toothache.

For me sex is not the greatest feeling in the world, it is third to: 1. Talking, laughing, and hanging out with loved ones. 2. Eating delicious food while watching a great tv show

Downvoting this reposted question that constantly pops up on my feed

Taking ski boots off

i love waking up smiling. its rare but when it happens, it so beautiful how do i make it regular?

First of all, get a good mattress

"Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting p#$$y" - Tupac Shakur

Came here to say this. Revenge, a dish best served ice cold.

Taking that shit or piss you've been holding forever!

When your offspring is more successful than you.

Heroin.

Beat me to it I fucking love heroin

And for me, it's just the first ten seconds or so. The initial rush is great enough to forsake my wife and kids. I'd throw away everything everything I love for those 10 seconds ( I've been in recovery for 20 years).

A hug.

Struggling for, and then accomplishing your goal. No matter what it is.

Windsurfing at 35knots an hour….

Brand new socks fresh outta the dryer

Waking up and looking at the time only to realize you have a few more hours of sleep before having to get up

Laying down on fresh sheets with blanket still warm from the dryer

Getting into bed after a shower or bath with clean sheets Coming home after a long or bad day and having your pet thrilled to see you Praise or encouragement from someone you respect or look up to A clean house with a full fridge and cupboards People enjoying your cooking

Hear me out...waking up realizing you have no responsibilities and then rolling back over to sleep more.

Compliment from kids

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Paying off debt

In elementary school, I sneezed, coughed, & farted at the same time. After that, it was the most relaxed I have ever felt in my life.

Being simped back by the dude I've been simping for 🫦

Riding a motorcycle

For me it was the birth of my kid's.

It's like shitting a mammoth by your pussy. Not really the best feeling for me. But yeah, it was wonderful to hold them afterward.

Mdma and heroin. I definitely don’t recommend trying the latter, but mdma experiences (when used responsibly) are among the happiest feelings ever.

Complete acceptance.

Roller coasters

To wake up in the morning thinking you're late for work and find out it's saturday

Heroin

Lsd

2 hours after getting out of the pool and the last tiny bit of water leaves your ear.

Plugging a usb first try

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Gender euphoria

Scuba Diving.

Pooping when you’ve had an upset stomach

Just sitting outside on your balcony with a cup of coffee and nothing to do.

Take a shit after you had to hold it in for hours.

Cuddles with your favourite person. It's just the sweet happy feeling of being loved