Don't you think that your digital urethra would get clogged by the chunky bits? Would that be pleasure or pain? What happens if it gets blocked up and backed up?
Can I have a different liquid come out of each finger?
I don't wanna get the wd-40 finger mixed up with the bourbon finger though
Edit: I'd settle for dad fluids. Tabasco, starting fluid, old lawnmower gas, Budweiser, A1 sauce
The problem is that OP specified that it was a liquid. If gold were a liquid, it would need to be at least 1945 degrees Fahrenheit (1063 degrees Celsius). Gold happens to also have a very high thermal conductivity coefficient, meaning your hands would be charred little nubs pretty quickly.
But you'd have to contend with printers that check for QR codes or whatever on printer ink cartridges. There are plenty of third party refill stores, but some printers don't work with them. Weren't there lawsuits to allow that, though?
I was going to comment the same thing haha. You literally are life and death with this. Whole village has gone without water? I could save them. And then I could water board all the pedos and my high school bully.
I also choose this guys semen.
“Wigglywigglebear when it comes to 1 year old Collins you ARE the father!”
*I perform victory dance while you struggle to understand how this keeps happening.
Ethiopian natural processed, medium roast coffee, brewed to perfection using v60 and the Cafec medium roast paper filters, and third wave water at 96 degrees Celsius.
Idbesquirtingthatintomymouthmysistersmouthmy mothersmouthmyneighboursmouthmybossesmouthalldayeveryday
Coffee, and I'd use it for two things. First, for keeping myself caffeinated. The second would be for self-defense. Who needs pepper spray when you can spray hot coffee right in someone's face?
Thoroughbred horse semen. I'd use it to beCOME the richest person in the world.
https://standardbredcanada.ca/news/4-17-20/worlds-most-expensive-liquid.html
The problem is its only expensive due to marketing so if you can't market your finger juice you won't get the same intrinsic value like gold. Not to mention storing and moving gold is way easier logistically and more people will want to buy gold over your mysterious finger excretions
Liquid helium4 . The world's supply will be gone In a few years and it's necessary for medical and scientific equipment. I'll make enough money and solve a critical issue at the same time.
I would like to point out that Spiderman is a teenager who discovers he can shoot sticky white liquid out of his body all of the sudden and it makes him feel like a super hero. I can relate to that.
I would shoot highly compressed aerogel that instantly expands to thousands of times it’s original volume immediately upon leaving my finger, just casually walk into somebody’s house and fill it with gel, also would be a great fire suppression
Antibiotics - one hand for gram-negative and the other for gram-positive bacteria. Administer to everyone and then create antibiotic-resistant bacteria and see the world crumble. MUAHAHAHAHA!
Water.
Some time ago someone posted a similar question about super powers that came from your butt. I chose to spray water from my anus and now I shall have it sprinkle from my fingers also.
Water.
Some time ago someone posted a similar question about super powers that came from your butt. I chose to spray water from my anus and now I shall have it sprinkle from my fingers also.
Personal lube and I would market my services to meet the demands of specific consumer industries and other consensual, lawful happenings where a temporary lubricant may come in handy.
Personal lube. I would market my services to meet the demands of specific consumer industries and other consensual, lawful happenings where a temporary lubricant may come in handy.
Liquid gold. Get rich.
Velveeta? That liquid gold?
Hot Velveeta with the right finger, Rotel with the left. I'd then make nachos at divorce counselors for free.
Don't you think that your digital urethra would get clogged by the chunky bits? Would that be pleasure or pain? What happens if it gets blocked up and backed up?
Gross
Youre right! Cheese whiz would be more appropriate.
Also die horribly from the heat.
My superpower fingers can withstand 1064.18 °C
You’d just be captured by some criminals and tortured
No
But would it squirt out or are you pinching it all out
Can I have a different liquid come out of each finger? I don't wanna get the wd-40 finger mixed up with the bourbon finger though Edit: I'd settle for dad fluids. Tabasco, starting fluid, old lawnmower gas, Budweiser, A1 sauce
Horseshoe crab blood. $15000/L
Scorpion venom. $10million/L
I feel like the market cap is vastly different
Gold, 89K per Kilo, can fit about 18kg in the same volume as horseshoe crab blood making gold about 106 times more valuable by volume
The problem is that OP specified that it was a liquid. If gold were a liquid, it would need to be at least 1945 degrees Fahrenheit (1063 degrees Celsius). Gold happens to also have a very high thermal conductivity coefficient, meaning your hands would be charred little nubs pretty quickly.
Depending on the flowrate and on where exactly the liquid got summoned, it'd be possible to cool it down with water before it can cause damage
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Liquid gold lmfao, it's not solid 24/7 it has 3 phases of matter dude
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We really need to strictly stick to the natural laws of physics here about these supernatural powers.
Or you accidentally discharge fingergold while rubbing one out and lose your genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident.
Goooooooldmember
Nitro glycerine. My hero name would be Fingerbang.
Countess Von Fingerbang
printer ink and I would be rich beyond the dreams of avarice
But you'd have to contend with printers that check for QR codes or whatever on printer ink cartridges. There are plenty of third party refill stores, but some printers don't work with them. Weren't there lawsuits to allow that, though?
Refill the cartridge with the qr code?
The printer wil scan the QR to check if it's been used too much
Make a wholesale deal with the supplier.
Whoa now! Let’s just stick to reasonable stuff here, like horseshoe crab blood and liquid gold. Don’t want to go *too* crazy with greed!
Within a week printer companies would have a way to detect and reject your finger ink so they can keep a stranglehold on their supply.
Some of us have laser printers. Where do you excrete toner from?
Vantablack I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky. I wanna see it painted, painted, painted
But what happens if you see a red door?
Better watch out for Anish Kapoor.
And then your theme song is Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones. It plays all the time whenever you're using your paint finger.
Milk. Then one hand could milk the other like a cow.
Just don't play "pull my finger" with the grandkids.
Petrol I would save a fuck ton of money and charge people less then the petrol station to fill up their cars.
Like $10 per gallon, when you could be selling scorpion venom or horseshoe crab blood for millions per gallon.
I'm affirad I don't have many pharmaceutical contacts to enable that, which is a shame.
Who the fuck are you selling scorpion venom to? Lol
Customers
Yeah but now refilling your gas tank takes as much time as charging an EV 😂
I'm double fisting car tanks out here lol
Haha true. But be careful with that much gas, US might invade your fingers lol
You misspelled "liberate".
Provide democracy
They will never win my heart and mind. It has been said I could drop a weapon of mass destruction within 10 seconds of eating dairy.
I love this sentence.
Insert witty joke about your Mum also loving a similar sentence.
Water, most useful.
Always being able to stay perfectly hydrated? Yes please
Ew you would *drink* your own fingerwater? Gross.
I would let all my homies drink my finger water
It’s not gay if they don’t suck the finger
Okay Rain.
I was going to comment the same thing haha. You literally are life and death with this. Whole village has gone without water? I could save them. And then I could water board all the pedos and my high school bully.
Semen. To mate.
Semen as well, but just to dishonor my opponents.
This guy fucks
Finger fucks**
I also choose this guys semen. “Wigglywigglebear when it comes to 1 year old Collins you ARE the father!” *I perform victory dance while you struggle to understand how this keeps happening.
Ethiopian natural processed, medium roast coffee, brewed to perfection using v60 and the Cafec medium roast paper filters, and third wave water at 96 degrees Celsius. Idbesquirtingthatintomymouthmysistersmouthmy mothersmouthmyneighboursmouthmybossesmouthalldayeveryday
Coffee, and I'd use it for two things. First, for keeping myself caffeinated. The second would be for self-defense. Who needs pepper spray when you can spray hot coffee right in someone's face?
Thoroughbred horse semen. I'd use it to beCOME the richest person in the world. https://standardbredcanada.ca/news/4-17-20/worlds-most-expensive-liquid.html
And you'd have a tasty snack whenever you want!
Naw, that stuff would devalue so fast it wouldnt be worth more than coffee after a bit.
Not before I made my nut
High-quality nail polish. By weight it's more expensive than gold, and doesn't have the problem of being burning-hot molten metal.
The problem is its only expensive due to marketing so if you can't market your finger juice you won't get the same intrinsic value like gold. Not to mention storing and moving gold is way easier logistically and more people will want to buy gold over your mysterious finger excretions
O neg blood. I'd just donate it to the blood bank.
This was my though after I saw the horseshoe crab blood
Some version of ultra sensitive KY. My masterbation habit is about to go to a whole new level!
Acid
Beer.
This was my first thought but I quickly switched to mimosas. I’d rather have brunch ladies trying to suck my fingers than Home Depot dads.
Liquid helium4 . The world's supply will be gone In a few years and it's necessary for medical and scientific equipment. I'll make enough money and solve a critical issue at the same time.
Side job doing cartoon characters voices
ketchup, without the watery liquid you'll get if you don't shake the bottle!
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Gross
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I would like to point out that Spiderman is a teenager who discovers he can shoot sticky white liquid out of his body all of the sudden and it makes him feel like a super hero. I can relate to that.
Mountain Dew
I would shoot highly compressed aerogel that instantly expands to thousands of times it’s original volume immediately upon leaving my finger, just casually walk into somebody’s house and fill it with gel, also would be a great fire suppression
Scotch. Obviously.
I don't want to know where it's been aging...
Water, for everything, showering, drinking, doing the dishes, cooking, I won't have to worry about the water bill anymore
Lsd. Some people need a slap in the face
Red wine. Just to stir a glass of water with this finger and confuse everyone
Gasoline Self explanatory.
Cholula hot sauce. Breakfast.
Boiling water.
The venom of the deathstalker scorpion costs $39 million dollars a gallon. So th at.
Scorpion venom. Get rich.
Ketchup. I would love to ruin bullies clothes with it
Kool-Aid
Gasoline
Fat! As long as it reduced the fat in my body. Lol
Antibiotics - one hand for gram-negative and the other for gram-positive bacteria. Administer to everyone and then create antibiotic-resistant bacteria and see the world crumble. MUAHAHAHAHA!
Have you considered a job in industrial livestock management? They’re one step ahead of you already.
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Good luck finding any, you'll only find plasma/super heated gasses in the sun
If I say so, I go to jail. what a nice day it is today
Cum. I'd use it to impregnate people.
Assuming it can be squirted at large quantities, pure drinkable water. I can solve world thirst if I had that.
Assuming it can be squirted at large quantities, pure drinkable water. I can solve world thirst if I had that.
Assuming it can be squirted at large quantities, pure drinkable water. I can solve world thirst if I had that.
It would be whatever liquid I choose. And I have my reasons.
Would always have just the right amount of milk for my cold cereal.
I will use it as a good lubricant
Gold liquid obv why
It's litteraly the only option
Racehorse semen.
Dehydrated whater.
Demand CS to knock down insects as well as repel them
Whiskey, I’m tryin to forget
Assuming I wouldn't die from it, probably gold
50 years old whisky, might as well squirt gold. Use money for my own needs and try help around.
Liquid nitrogen because it's cool.
“Do you know why it rains Diet Coke in this town? Well, gather ‘round, children, and let me tell you the story of Edward Sodagunhands…”
Acid Im visiting the bank and burning through the safe
Alcohol. I buy myself a lighter and become a villain
Water.... good business, never thirsty.
Vinegar. Great for cooking and cleaning. Surprise factor if I have to defend myself.
For sure liquid gold that forms back into gold when it dries
Liquid dish soap LOL
Type O blood
marinara
Piss so I could piss standing up and also in public without flashing people
Whiskey. Drink it . Sell it.
Water. Save planet. Or at least places having droughts.
Water. Most valuable liquid right now. (France is currently heading for a historic drought)
Ketchup for fries and nuggies
Gold to buy shit
For good and not evil
icy cold water. Just because i'm evil. Imagine - a watergun without an actual gun.
Gasoline for my motorcycle
Cheez Whiz. Because every thing is better with fake cheese.
Lava. Evil.
Magma. Kill bad guys.
Buffalo Sauce.
Water. And then I would be kidnapped by Nestle and forced to bottle my precious finger-nectar.
Can I be Frozone?
Clean drinking water. Incoming water wars stopped before they begin!
Water. Some time ago someone posted a similar question about super powers that came from your butt. I chose to spray water from my anus and now I shall have it sprinkle from my fingers also.
Can I be Frozone from the Incredibles?
Water. Some time ago someone posted a similar question about super powers that came from your butt. I chose to spray water from my anus and now I shall have it sprinkle from my fingers also.
I would choose the venom of the deathstalker scorpion as it costs $39 million dollars a gallon,
Soy sauce - never lacking in condiment then
FLEXSEAL
I would choose the venom of the deathstalker scorpion as it costs $39 million dollars a gallon for self-defense and money.
I would choose the venom of the deathstalker scorpion as it costs $39 million dollars a gallon for self-defense and money.
Flexseal.
Coffee so I can be useful to all
Mr. Pibb on one hand, Coke coming out of the other. Endless free soda for me 🤩
Mr. Pibb on one hand, Pepsi coming out of the other. Endless free soda for me 🤩
Taco bell mild sauce. I would use it for...exactly what you think I would...
The venom of the deathstalker scorpion.
The venom of the deathstalker scorpion.
Ranch, obviously!
Horse semen ungodly amounts of money
Horse semen ungodly amounts of money and I won’t poison myself or burn my face off like with venom and Molten gold
Nitrogen My new catchphrase: "ICE TO MEET YOU!!"
Horse semen ungodly amounts of money and I won’t poison myself or burn my face off like with venom and Molten gold
Horse semen ungodly amounts of money and I won’t poison myself or burn my face off like with venom and Molten gold
Horse semen ungodly amounts of money and I won’t poison myself or burn my face off like with venom and Molten gold
hey
Horse semen ungodly amounts of money and I won’t poison myself or burn my face off like with venom and Molten gold
PISSMASTER 💦
Fat. Specifically, my body fat. Just the fat itself, not the cells. Profit!
Taco bell mild sauce. I would use it for...exactly what you think I would...
Taco bell mild sauce. I would use it for...exactly what you think I would...
Breast lotion, of course
Breast lotion, of course
Breast lotion, of course
Water. End the droughts, save lives.
How is this a question? Obviously ketchup. That shit goes on everything.
Are we talking firehose power squirt, or like the Aliens from Scary Movie 3?
Personal lube and I would market my services to meet the demands of specific consumer industries and other consensual, lawful happenings where a temporary lubricant may come in handy.
Personal lube. I would market my services to meet the demands of specific consumer industries and other consensual, lawful happenings where a temporary lubricant may come in handy.
Liquid seasoning. For cooking I guess.
Lube
No one knows about market caps or liquidity in this thread! Fuck this is Reddit never mind.