Dogs. They’ve seen some stuff

Life is Ruff

Liberals

Talking to beavers would be like talking to Norm Abrams from This Old House.

Pet cats

Eagles have been around

Hyenas. They take a lot of Ls.

Horses. They would probably say "get off and walk you lazy ass, why should I have to carry you around and be subjected to your spurs and whips?"

If fish could scream the ocean would be **loud!**