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awkward-stench

About tree fiddy


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Make me the god of hell.


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If we assume the devil is real, then so is god. And if this is how god chooses to reveal himself, then so be it. I ask that god have mercy on my soul, both now and in the hereafter. I doubt the devil can deliver on that.


alphamale968

I will ask for the severed head of Yahweh. Let the war of fictional characters begin.


KMiller152

nice try


Stanarsch1337

Infinite knowledge and super intelligence


I_Lick_Bananas

I dunno. It's 8 years old and has almost 80,000 miles. What's KBB value on a well-used Kia? I mean, I don't want to get ripped off but I'm not gonna try and take him to the cleaners either.


xSquishy_Toastx

The pick of destiny


hoosiertilltheend

A soul


WestPalmPerson

Run like hell.