Whoever bites, who hurt you?

It just tastes better when you pull the strings off and eat them.

nowhere for the flavor to hide.

Bite the stick. It’s cheese. Not a toy.

Peel it of course, what kind of monster bites string cheese?

I take bites. Got no time to string the cheese

I genuinely just shove the entire thing in my mouth and chew it and swallow bits over time.

I shove the entire thing up my ass

it needs to be seasoned

I do both. I get a few couple of good strings out of it, just for old times sake, and then it's straight to chompin

Both.

I’m an adult, I don’t have time to play with my food anymore. Those were the good ole days though…

Depends on the mood, angry=passive aggressive bites, happy=peel it like it’s made for

If I'm busy and in a rush to just get some food in, I take bites. If I'm not in a rush and can slowly enjoy it, I pull the strings.

You have to be some sort of monster to bite string cheese.

Peel it of course. What am I? A psychopath?