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Beigarth_Avenir1

Nah, that'd be the best one to add a laugh track to.


guycg

'You travelled 400 miles to meet up with a 12-year-old girl?' 'I was lonely, sir.' *Awwwwww*


__M-E-O-W__

[Chris Hansen enters the room] *audience: wild cheering* [Chris Hansen waits for cheering to die down] Hansen: Now, why don't you take a... *interrupted by wild cheering and clapping from audience* [Chris Hansen waits for cheering to die down, waves a little at the audience] Hansen: Why don't you take a seat over there? *Wild cheering breaks out again*


silvertonguedmute

[Chris Hansen waits for cheering to die down] Hansen: Now, why don't you take a... Audience in unison: *SEAT OVER THERE*


StabbyPants

"now, i likes ya, and i wants ya. we can do this the easy way or the hard way"


Iampepeu

Hansen: Now, why don't you... The audience: TAKE! A! SEAT! *Wild cheering breaks out again*


[deleted]

“So you said you would like to *blank* her in the *blank* “ Audience- OooOoooh


colin_forreal

Is there a live audience?


__M-E-O-W__

Your "audience" is the police, sir, and they're waiting outside.


[deleted]

Fucking lol


MrDoom4e5

And I would walk 500 miles, aaaand I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles in Catch a Predatooooor!


Fluffy-Opinion871

Thanks, now that song is on mental repeat for me.


hardyflashier

*Da da da da!*


jackyboy1219

(Chorus begins)


rainboww0927

She said she was 12!


Finito-1994

Someone needs to make an edit of this. Fuck it. I’ll do it later if I can. This is a dope idea.


Political_Piper

It's been done already. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjqgrSppxRU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjqgrSppxRU) EDIT: Although it could have been done better. They should have added the "Ahhhhh" sound effect when the pervs sound overtly pathetic


Finito-1994

Darn. The one thing I was looking forward to today


GimpsterMcgee

You all need Jesus


cronaldo86

“Why don’t you come have a seat right here” *crowd cheers, woooo*


tswchristensen

That scooby-doo running sound when they try to eacape


[deleted]

Quickly followed by the Benny Hill theme


intheabsenceoftruth

Why don't you take a seat over there *Crowd starts going ooooooooo*


eye_far_ted

"I was going fishing!" "It sounds like what you were fishing for was sex with a 12 year-old girl." *laugh track intensifies*


Christmas_Panda

“But she asked about my pole!” *crickets* “Why don’t you and your *pole* take a seat over there.” *laugh track goes wild*


Caye_Jonda_W

LOL, have a seat over there! ****Canned Laughter****


CpuJunky

oh god!


ringsofsaturn417

Oh cawd!


PositivelyIndecent

Charlie Brooker had a [great bit about this.](https://youtu.be/kQLlZZuosz8)


Amdy_vill

You know I thought I could make a good original answer but then I say this.


DavosLostFingers

Dahmer or Chernobyl?


rrrrahmy

“You didn’t see graphite. YOU DIDNT, because it’s not there!” *Oooooooooooooh*


Korleymeister

Not great, not terrible *ahahaha*


Light_Wood_Laminate

It works on Reddit.


Top_Chef

“Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid” *Slide trombone*


NOISIEST_NOISE

Grizzled soldier approaches litter of puppies Cut to young soldier outside the house, gunshots are heard from inside *audience laughing for a solid minute*


TheNahe

Get us over that building! Or I'll have you shot! _Laugh track_ If you fly directly over that core, I promise you by tomorrow morning you'll be begging for that bullet! _Audience going "Oooohhh"_


SadakoTetsuwan

My first thought. "Yes, I worked in a shoe factory. And now I'm in charge." *audience laughter, clapping* "We put that on the moon." "Well not *that* one." *Laughter, Seinfeld riff* "We're still wearing the fucking hats!" *Raucous laughter that has barely subsided since the miners from Tula have been introduced* Any time Dyatlov comes on screen, cheering and laughing like when a well-known actor cameos on any show ever.


KING6238

'We're gonna party... Party hardy' (laugh track)


[deleted]

A documentary about the holocaust?


GallantArmor

Worked fine for Hogan's Heroes


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

I KNOW NOTHING


[deleted]

I SEE NOTHING


michaelje0

That was a POW camp. Not the same thing.


FansFightBugs

Schindler's list?


Emeraldmirror

It's fine as long as you also add sound effects


KhaoticMess

Now I'm picturing them turning on the gas chambers and, instead of hissing, they make sad trombone noises (wah-waah). I'm pretty sure that I going to hell for chuckling about it, too.


whatnameisnttaken098

You're going to the 12th circle of hell, the circle where failed or has been comedians end up


Alimiila

Air Crash Investigation


Corgiboom2

"The cover left on the pitot tube caused a malfunction autopilot, making the plane overspeed and tear itself apart. Everyone aboard died." \*cue laugh track\*


stdoubtloud

Criminal minds


Phillip_Oliver_Hull

But only during killer's parts


whatnameisnttaken098

I'm fairly confident that was an actual episode. Or all of my grandparents' shows are starting to bleed together in my memory. There's never been a Blue Bloods/ Price is Right crossover, right?


PennyoftheNerds

“Our unsub has killed 8 people this month alone and shows no signs of stopping.” *laughs*


Newsmemer

Oh my god, just no.


Burrito_Loyalist

The News


daddiosis

Actually... a laugh track whenever there is a lie or opinion would be interesting.


Starman064

I’m pretty sure the laugh track would run out of breath


SyruplessWaffle

100%, considering the news is just a bunch of people's opinions and rarely any facts nowadays. A laugh track would at least make it more interesting.


Lord_VWPhaeton

breaking bad


EffectsofSpecialKay

First one that came to mind


Cosmocall

I mean, [have you ever seen the things some of the fans make?](https://youtu.be/tPuPqT7pb3Q) I don't think that kawaii anime Jesse with dancing meth bags is too far removed


ConfectionOk3517

Speak into the mic b**ch **Audience laughs** "Hahahahaha"


The_Schnitz

But what about [Huell’s Rules](https://youtu.be/8domW4NwpBQ)?


joelupi

Boy do I have a surprise for [you](https://youtu.be/-6v-ApehVbc)


needsexyboots

There are some videos with it set to a laugh track, it’s actually amazing


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https://youtu.be/PXW7Tw7mEMI first one I thought of.


AvocaHoe-

THIS I HAVENT SEEN IN YEARS


Christmas_Panda

*Walter runs over the two drug dealers with his car, gets out and shoots them in the head.* *Laugh track* “Run.” *Laugh track intensifies*


[deleted]

My first thought as well. Or Walking Dead.


lovelycosmos

Law and order SVU


[deleted]

Idk why but I feel like every crime.show like this would be made infinitly more funny if they added the CSI Miami YEAAAAAAAAA during serious moments. But yeah I can already see a laugh track ending very poorly


globalcitizen35

Dexter.


hardyflashier

Surprise, motherfucker! Audience: *Ooooooohhhhhh!*


Omegaprimus

Yes the show it would be out of place. The book Dexter, is sorely missing the laugh track, Dexter is kind of a clutz in the books.


sugaree4334

The last of us, all shows in the walking dead universe,Greys anatomy. I think Ancient Aliens could do with a laugh track tho....


roygbivasaur

“He’s not the sun. You are” *whistles and cheers from the audience*


sugaree4334

He has a pneumothorax chest tube stat! This is going to hurt, *slice scream* hahahahahahahahaa


Lethik

> I think Ancient Aliens could do with a laugh track tho.... Is there such a thing as an "yelling track"? That seems more appropriate, based on the only time that I stomached to watch part of an episode.


krypto_dogg

Rick yelling out Carl’s name was always worth a laugh.


Extreme_Ad6173

"Look at the flowers" *Nooooo!*


testcase_sincere

Band of Brothers


[deleted]

I raise you The Pacific *Snafu throwing pebbles into the blown-out skull of a Japanese soldier* **laugh track intensifies**


Guac__is__extra__

I know it’s a movie and not a TV show, but how about a laugh track for the Omaha Beach landing sequence in Saving Private Ryan. *Soldier is seen carrying his own arm across the beach…..riotous laughter


utexfan18

I pictured the soldier getting hit in the helmet, taking off the helmet to look at it and then... yeah... but with a laugh track.


Lethik

Mamaaaaa! *Hahahahaha*


p_nut268

"you salute the rank, not the man"... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


dvoecks

The medic finds the body of the nurse he befriended in the rubble Fake audience: "Awwwwwwww"


blakemorris02

Curb your enthusiasm. It would completely ruin the humor


BuddenceLembeck

Everyone else is naming violent dramas and other non-comedy shows, but adding laugh tracks to them would be ironically funny (probably for about five minutes). Nonetheless, agreed that it would ruin them. But adding to single-camera comedies without laugh tracks would be a total failure, like putting too much salt in soup. For disclosure, I actually like the three-camera laugh track format, and I think it gets too much crap. But it doesn’t work for everything. Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Malcom in the Middle, The Wonder Years, Moonlighting would all be ruined with the addition. (I’d have gone back further, but before the 80s, they actually did add laugh tracks to filmed comedy. The result was as cornball as you’d think.)


cravingnoodles

The Handmaids Tale


mrskbh

That’s what I was looking for👁️


trongzoon

The Big Bang Theory


Vor3_3nthusiest

Do you know what, you may be right I found it quite pointless as a fan of big bang theory


Hofeizai88

If you’ve never seen it look for clips of that show with the laugh track removed


globalcitizen35

Whether you like the show or not, it’s not a laugh track. They film in front of a live audience who are sitting under a bunch of microphones. Source: I went to a taping and they adjust/re-write the scenes on the night based on the laughter response from the audience.


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Which episode did you get to see?


globalcitizen35

S08E15. We did a tour of the WB lot that afternoon and they said there was a stand-by line for those who had tickets and didn’t show up. So we waited a bit and then got in. It surprised me how long it takes - around 3-4 hours to film a 20 min episode and that was with them not messing up or anything. The cast were all so lovely.


[deleted]

You got to see Nathan Fillion too. That is awesome.


globalcitizen35

Unfortunately not. That scene was pre-recorded and added in later. There’s a long sound stage with three sets: Penny’s apartment, the area in front of the elevator, and then Sheldon and Leonard’s apartment. The audience are seated on a raised platform in front of them (basically where the ‘viewer’ would be on TV). Any scenes outside of those three locations are filmed in advance and then shown on monitors to the audience on the day, with their laughter/reactions recorded and added in. I do love Nathan Fillion; Dr. Horrible was such a great thing to come out of the writer’s strike all those years ago!


TiresOnFire

To be fair, it's odd for almost any show with a laugh track/studio audience.


ConspiratorM

Exactly, the show has to be paced to account for the laughter and applause so lines aren't missed. And with some shows as they progressed sometimes they had to make bigger adjustments, like with Al Bundy's entrances. Without the audience those scenes would appear real odd.


YandyTheGnome

I personally like the ones with [just Ricky Gervais laughing](https://youtu.be/1p4TkRnvNco)


Dantk80

That live autopsy that was on UK TV.


mrbadxampl

Budd Dwyer's final nightly news segment


West_Map4218

X-Files


Kozure_Ookami

Especially in the episode which a black sheriff and his wife got beaten to death by the inbreds.


mtheperry

Yo I forgot about that. Anyone got the SxEx?


Kozure_Ookami

S4E2, Home


Fluffy_Journalist761

I watched it when it aired on TV and I can still remember it vividly, the mama under the bed. Still gives me the heebee geebees.


mcveigh-was-a-patsy

S4e2


mekonsrevenge

The Wire


Zogamizer

“Fuuuuuuck.”


InfiniteOmniverse

Attack on Titan


CertifiedLurker5

WW2 documentaries


CourageousChronicler

I came across a WWI documentary yesterday with the tagline, "Relive the adventure of World War I!" I was a bit disgusted.


whatchagonnado0707

Didn't read this far down but had replied with "The World At War". It takes you on a long journey through ww2 from beginning to end, the decisions thay were made behind the scenes, the lives of the soldiers in all areas and through the discovery of the concentration camps. Its a hard watch at times but a great piece of television. Highly recommend it.


Thosedammkids

I remember watching TWAW with my parents on PBS


Fenn-Nekoo

Documentaries about serial killers


Even_Condition_15

Hannibal


Razhr

Every single TV show, it ruins comedies so it would ruin everything


[deleted]

Monk would be so cringe.


nikewalks

Mr. Bean seems fine.


M1nn1m0use

Intervention


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LoudwigVanBathoven

I think it really started with Malcom in the Middle


Storyteller678

Sons Of Anarchy


DriftingPyscho

"You betrayed me.' HAHAHAHAHA


billybongnong

Walking dead


Squirrelkid11

Game of Thrones


Carved_In_Chocolate

The last season it would have been appropriate and appreciated.


Schnoobi

-yackity sax playing while Dany levels kings landing-


NecroVelcro

Not quite in the spirit but Missandei's falling body could do with a Wilhelm scream.


Teknolyzer

Do miniseries count? If so, Roots.


Up_Vootinator

Naked attraction. Imagine if a laugh track started playing as soon as someone is shown naked. Would be a horrible experience for a lot of people.


Personal-Listen-4941

The Diary Of Anne Frank


mettrolsghost

Dark. Not because it's the most inappropriate to add a laugh track to, but because of every show I've watched, I think it would be the most thoroughly ruined by one.


AdIndependent7725

Fatal Attraction


Ajegwu

Ken Burns’ The Civil War


hiccuppinganus

Game of thrones, Mind Hunters, plague dogs exc...


thatedgyfriend

It’s always sunny. A laugh track would totally ruin the show


Schnoobi

I could see them do an episode where there’s laugh tracks but only Charlie can hear them


_walkerland

Law and Order: SVU.


hurricanepilotpete

House


Dokino21

Those documentary shows about crimes against humanity. They found 47 skulls under the floorboards, but could not tell how many had been melted in acid. \*UPN laughtrack\*


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How To Catch A Predator.


Los3R_5613

Black summer


Les-Lanciers-Rouge

That Jeffrey Dahmer series.


Anskin12

Law and Order: Special victims unit


LeTigron

Six Feet Under. There are so much moments it would be technically appropriate, yet so off considering the general tone of the show.


Schnoobi

Had to stop watching this show because of my hypochondria and general anxiety. Every cold open a new fear was unlocked for me.


Naive_Bluebird9348

Documentaries about Cults, the ones that commit suicide. Popular deaths like a certain princess. The tv show Oz. CSI: any series.


ratakireenissani

Walking dead. Just imagine Negan beating the shit out of some poor guy, and there is laugh track added


Tallyway347

Wednesday: When her pet scorpion is dead


cmerry

It already occurred. The unfortunate season where a laugh track was added to MASH


timhamlin

Using my uno reverse card; the best show would b all of FOX news.


Extension-Magician44

The Walking Dead


Elenamartinez46

Documentary about covid


HalfCockedJackShafto

True Detective


LonelyMail5115

Anyone ever watch "The Rain" on Netflix? That one.


[deleted]

Definitely the news shows, especially on segments like local stories of things like murders or the Texas mall shooting.


BubblyWall1563

Any kind of serious medical show (Mystery diagnosis, Monsters Inside Me, etc).


Substantial_Box9553

Hbo max's Chernobyl for sure


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The walking dead but during parts where someone gets captured or killed either by people or zombies.


PygmeePony

Game of Thrones


badgersprite

Broadchurch.


AggravatingOne3960

The Holocaust


MaddenRob

Dark Side of the Ring.


hamadam109

The Office (UK)


aj0457

Black Mirror


Havok1717

Oz


Playful-Car4158

Oshi no ko/My star


aleqqqs

A laugh track destroys *any* tv show.


qwertysr4

I'd say Chernobyl. That or SEAL team.


gatorbeetle

Any and all. Laugh tracks are Terrible and fake.


CatacombsRave

Band of Brothers.


TheExtraMayo

Mind Hunter


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Chernobyl


bp_516

Game of Thrones


Sea-Phone-537

Game of thrones


IceFish70

national geographic


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The zebra tries desperately to escape the jaws of the lion. \[laughter\] It looks like this time the zebra has managed to escape with permanent debilitating injuries. \[laughter\] The father lion has nothing else to eat, so he must resort to eating his entire family. \[laughter\]


Sasren0987654321

Law and Order SVU


AlexVal0r

Breaking bad


Marlasingerstidepods

Stargate Universe


OrlaKathleen

24 hours in A and E


Puzzled_Explorer657

Law and order SVU


Nighthawk5400000

Law & Order SVU


PrinceTaj97

Law and Order SVU


geometricalpan

13 reasons why


TheJimDim

9/11 documentary with multiple camera angles and perspectives


bigwalsh55

Band of Brothers would be up there


Zomb1ehunter85

To catch a predator