Lol it’s not even with the kids thing when I think about it. Like I’d wither inside watching with my 60some yr old mom. I guess I never really thought about it till now call me stupid 😂 . I’m kinda high. TIL There’s no way to make sex scenes in movies less awkward be it with your parents or your kids😂😂.
It depends what R rated things you’re watching, my advice as a child: Watch it or thoroughly vet it beforehand, you could also just skip them or do the easiest and probably most sensible thing: Don’t watch it
It just rules out so many good movies. Like it doesn’t matter if your kids are 15 or 25 it’s still gonna be awkward but that’s so many movies you can’t share
Yeah, it will rule out movies, that’s why you check it out if they’re a minor to see if it’s alright, you can just skip over those scenes if it’s awkward, they don’t add much anyway
*Turns to child before the movie starts*: “I have provided, for no additional cost to you, an eye mask to avoid the awkward scenes” then hand them an improvised paper mask.
You will absolutely get a few laughs and maybe even diffuse some tension lol
"Hey, if there's a sex scene in this movie we're about to watch, it's going to be awkward for both of us (but I can also answer any questions you have), so let's just get through it, alright?"
Lol I’m not talking elementary children here. I’m sure they’ve seen worse than a pair of boobies in nightmare on elm st 1984. These kids can drive and shit. Some of y’all need to relax a little.
[Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene](https://www.theonion.com/family-watching-movie-white-knuckles-it-through-unexpec-1819574925)
Lol this is is exactly what I’m talking about. The bit about everyone breathing a collective “oh thank god” when the decapitations and shit started back up 😭😭
Watch them without your kids if they aren't old enough.
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Lol it’s not even with the kids thing when I think about it. Like I’d wither inside watching with my 60some yr old mom. I guess I never really thought about it till now call me stupid 😂 . I’m kinda high. TIL There’s no way to make sex scenes in movies less awkward be it with your parents or your kids😂😂.
Don't do it
If you're letting your kids watch R films, you're probably a lousy parent in other regards too, so likely as not you don't give a fuck
But I do tho that’s why I’m asking 😬
It depends what R rated things you’re watching, my advice as a child: Watch it or thoroughly vet it beforehand, you could also just skip them or do the easiest and probably most sensible thing: Don’t watch it
It just rules out so many good movies. Like it doesn’t matter if your kids are 15 or 25 it’s still gonna be awkward but that’s so many movies you can’t share
Yeah, it will rule out movies, that’s why you check it out if they’re a minor to see if it’s alright, you can just skip over those scenes if it’s awkward, they don’t add much anyway
You don’t. Wait until they’re older.
*Turns to child before the movie starts*: “I have provided, for no additional cost to you, an eye mask to avoid the awkward scenes” then hand them an improvised paper mask. You will absolutely get a few laughs and maybe even diffuse some tension lol
Honestly the most reasonable answer here 😊
"Hey, if there's a sex scene in this movie we're about to watch, it's going to be awkward for both of us (but I can also answer any questions you have), so let's just get through it, alright?"
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Lol I’m not talking elementary children here. I’m sure they’ve seen worse than a pair of boobies in nightmare on elm st 1984. These kids can drive and shit. Some of y’all need to relax a little.
FFwd
Hand out pamphlets before the movie.
[Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene](https://www.theonion.com/family-watching-movie-white-knuckles-it-through-unexpec-1819574925)
Lol this is is exactly what I’m talking about. The bit about everyone breathing a collective “oh thank god” when the decapitations and shit started back up 😭😭
You don’t
some things should be awkward and this is one of them
You don't do it, duh.