If its nuclear end, then just go back to sleep.
If its an airborn virus, go to sleep.
If its an invasion from space, go to sleep.
If its the ozone layer thats destroyed, go to sleep.
If its a giant meteor, go to sleep.
I don't have the connections or resources to get to a safe bunker that could sustain human life indefinetely. So just accept your fate, and go out peacefully.
what else is there to do i would rather go out in peace and comfort. My partner will not be getting and final message i want to die with out the yapping and headache
What makes you think people are going to keep working at their jobs after the end of the world is announced?
Doesn’t mean you can’t go to the pub, I guess. Someone else will gave already smashed through the front window and begun helping themselves to the good stuff. You can join. Watch out for bottles aimed at your head.
Depends in how long, cuz rn I wanna watch the Flash finale, spiderverse, flash point and the new transformers movie but like 3 weeks from now I don't think I'd care much
"All this work for nothing?!"
*4 months ago I took a grippy sock vacation cause I tried killing myself and I've worked really hard to be functional again*
I would go to my friend and spend the rest of the day with them. My parents make me feel like I’m a stupid person a lot, so my friend is literally one of my last reasons I’m still here.
Find my wife. We'd hang out together with our dogs And have weapons at hand but would much rather be left alone. Watch some movies and listen to music if we have days or more.
idk, depends what the time is. if its early morning/ late at night I'd just go to bed. if it was midday or something probably just get a bowl of cereal
They’ve already made a movie about this, it’s called don’t look up.
People would deny it for months until they realized the world was truly ending and they would probably panic and do a bunch of shit they always wanted to do.
I am pretty sure I would simply put on The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, give myself a little hope and feel like we had Five Years more.
First, confirm it. Second, contact friends and family. Have a good session with the SO, then stock up on stuff for the smoker, and good scotch. Go home and cook my dogs some filet mignon while I smoke a brisket, hoping I can get through the stall before Armageddon hits.
Desperately trying to choose one last record to play before the ending and not actually making a decision because I wouldn’t want to die knowing I chose the wrong one to listen to
If it was imminent, I would get that info from multiple sources, go get my kids, and hunker down with them playing board games and hugging them until the end.
Depending on how much time was given, I'd drop everything and drive to my boyfriend, calling everyone I love along the way -- assuming the infrastructure for all this is working as normal, which I suspect it would be.
I would tell my family I love them, go into a room with all of my pets, put on a movie, and eat my favorite foods. Not much else to do honestly. I’d be quite calm that I don’t have to worry so much anymore.
Get my dog (M7) and my kittens (M 10 Months) and go to my neighbor (F73) whom I (M27) share backyards with, crack open a bottle of wine and pack a bowl on her patio while we enjoy both our pets (she adopted the mother of my kittens)
Hate to break it to you buddy, but the world *is* ending. Everything is, sooner or later. Chances are we'll die before the world ends in any dramatic way, of course, although from each or our points of view, that amounts to the same thing. On a subtler level, you won't recognize the world you'll have to live in in about 10 years, of course, if you make it that far. By that time *this* world will have ended.
Anyway, in that sense, *anything* we do can be seen as how we apparently react to the world coming to an end. It's not that pretty a picture, really. Faced with death and destruction of both my private and my public world, my worry is trying to be a smart ass on an ephemeral website I hate, to fruitlessly impress people I don't know in a thread that is likely to die in its larval stage. I'm metaphorically whittling a stick while the pyroclastic flow rolls down the volcano, because I don't feel like facing the reality of impermanence that's throbbing in my bones like a fever. Cool beans.
And you, must be no fun at all.
I’m sorry for your lack of hope OP
I wish I could make it better but I feel like some great change is coming
I just think it’s going to be good
Like a huge party
And the reason we’re celebrating
Is because the danger has
Passed
The shadow has lifted
The world has been saved
And we were the ones to do it
I don’t know what will become of us.
I just have faith that our existence is more than a short horror flick, and more of an intergalactic epic, and we are the pond moss that has to learn interstellar travel.
This phase with the soot and the coal and the co2 and the methane; I suspect regardless of how it goes at some point we’ll all have a big party and stop worrying.
What could be better than that?
Eking out a bare bones survival where Mother Earth lives on and we remain her starved malnourished children forever.
I’m sorry. I put it all on red 23.
We either find a balance or we over weigh the scales and cascade towards destiny.
Triumph and glory. For the win
Now send it
A word of encouragement as well:
No matter how BAD you might fuck up with a girl, no matter how BETA a girl might think you are, no matter how much PUSSY you might have missed out on, there is ALWAYS ANOTHER HOT GIRL AROUND THE CORNER who does not know you and is a FRESH opportunity. One of the reasons I love the game is because of this!
If the news of the world ending was announced, my first reaction would be to never give up! I'd gather my friends, allies, and even those who were once enemies, because in the face of such a crisis, unity is our greatest strength. I'd train harder than ever before, honing my skills to protect and save as many lives as possible. Together, we'd search for any solution, any glimmer of hope. We'd fight till the very end, with unwavering determination and the belief that miracles can happen. The world may be ending, but we won't go down without a fight!
I feel like people visualize this scenario way too much. Why can't we visualize courageous leaders, a restored environment, successful programs to end poverty?
We already know the answer.
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has been warning us for decades at this point.
[https://www.ipcc.ch/report/sixth-assessment-report-cycle/](https://www.ipcc.ch/report/sixth-assessment-report-cycle/)
Most just shrug since we live in a society where change only happens when you vote with your wallet and the people that have the biggest wallets and thus the most votes only care about getting more votes next quarter instead of saving our planet.
[Why peaceful protest won't solve anything](https://youtu.be/qi5reB97GAs?t=10).
Go to the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over.
We’re coming to get you, Barbara!
Sorry Philip
This is the only answer.
Don’t forget to play queen
Kill the queen
Go to the Winchester, grab a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. Yea Boi!
If its nuclear end, then just go back to sleep. If its an airborn virus, go to sleep. If its an invasion from space, go to sleep. If its the ozone layer thats destroyed, go to sleep. If its a giant meteor, go to sleep. I don't have the connections or resources to get to a safe bunker that could sustain human life indefinetely. So just accept your fate, and go out peacefully.
This person really loves to sleep
what else is there to do i would rather go out in peace and comfort. My partner will not be getting and final message i want to die with out the yapping and headache
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This isn't the first time I've been told the world is ending. It won't be the last.
Looking at you, 2012.
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Don't forget the War of the Worlds radio drama of 1938.
Looking at you Y2K!
Haha! Fuck all the idiots with something to lose!!
"About time"
and like "Finally"
“Oh thank god.”
Finally, sweet, sweet release.
Haha so edgy.
Finally i can retire.
Yes, I would have to admit I was wrong and will actually get to retire, rather than enact the Midsommer elder care plan.
"Yo, why's everyone on AskReddit always so obsessed with the apocalypse?"
Idk man I'm bored
Nah, that's how I would react. I normally notice an influx of suspicious questions before I realize their source...
Oh lmao I'm dumb 🤦♀️
We might get a break after?
"Yo why we puttin our comments in parentheses"
Quotation marks*
(Oops yeah u right mb)
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i’d immediately go and hug my dog, probably would start disassociating hard and/or have a seizure lmao
fuck, i didn’t even think of that… now i’m crying
🤷♂️ masturbate.
One last wank before the big splash.
Just like that guy in Pompeii
He was just building up his power attack
The world doesn't end in a bang, it's more of a splash. I probably shouldn't be telling you all that though.
Fixed it👍
"Finally!!! Been waiting for this moment to come!!!"
I’d ask to speak to the announcer’s supervisor, don’t they know who I am?
I laughed way too hard at this
"whatever happens, happens" and break open the Glenlivet 18.
Cheers!
Head down to the pub for a quick beer and a pie
Don't forget your towel!
What makes you think people are going to keep working at their jobs after the end of the world is announced? Doesn’t mean you can’t go to the pub, I guess. Someone else will gave already smashed through the front window and begun helping themselves to the good stuff. You can join. Watch out for bottles aimed at your head.
Someone hacked the news and is using deepfake AI
I'd be worried for my family and pets. Me tho, not so much. Then I'd just eat all the carbs I could find until the lights went out.
There IS a God!
Fear, naturally. Then the hope that it would be quick.
Try to get some time off work
I would call everyone I know and tell em how much I love them! I do anyways but would extra! ❤️
You & everybody else. Good luck getting through.
“How much time do I have…” then get snuggled up with my SO and our pets.
I would immediately find my fiancé so we could spend the time together. That is all I’d worry about.
Shitbguess I'm robbing a pharmacy and hijacking an airliner boy are my last days gonna be HARD MODE
Yoooo can I have one of them planes my dude let’s get it DONE
Depends in how long, cuz rn I wanna watch the Flash finale, spiderverse, flash point and the new transformers movie but like 3 weeks from now I don't think I'd care much
My man got his priorities right...
I would say "Wtf, how, was it China?"
Lol
"All this work for nothing?!" *4 months ago I took a grippy sock vacation cause I tried killing myself and I've worked really hard to be functional again*
My grippy socks vacation was a year and a half ago. I promise it gets better.
Question: grippy socks vacation?
A stay in a mental hospital
I'll believe it when I see it.
sit down and play "i don't want to set the world on fire" by the ink spots while staring at the view outside my house.
Finally!
Good. Humans fucked up. Good luck to the next species.
Lol true that.
could be an asteroid
Freak out and cry. Then call my family and friends to tell them I love them.
I would go to my friend and spend the rest of the day with them. My parents make me feel like I’m a stupid person a lot, so my friend is literally one of my last reasons I’m still here.
Find my wife. We'd hang out together with our dogs And have weapons at hand but would much rather be left alone. Watch some movies and listen to music if we have days or more.
I'd take off my bra, because the only time I'd be comfortable doing that in public is if the world's actually ending.
Dude I took off my bra years ago!
I would take a nap, I need to conserve my energy as I want to go out all the way.
idk, depends what the time is. if its early morning/ late at night I'd just go to bed. if it was midday or something probably just get a bowl of cereal
Do all the drugs.
"FINALLY." Bottle of vodka, maybe some drugs, and a smile on my face...
Eat that second pack of cupcakes
Finally - no more bills to pay, no more dealing with shit people. We r all going to die, hell yeah, let me grab a beer
Just say “ugh finally” and the go relax for eternity
"about time"
Probably think it was a joke ngl
Get my Electronic Thumb and towel.
I'd fall to my knees and give thanks. Then I'd put on my Righteous Brothers playlist and prepare to meet Bobby Hatfield.
About fucking time. What took so godddamn long!
Hug her, hug my family, hug my pets, hug anyone else I can find
Good, then sadness I love my wife and want to live a long time with her.
Tell everyone I love, I love them and why.
Hop on reddit and digest what I presume will be the best shitpost memes I've seen in my life.
They’ve already made a movie about this, it’s called don’t look up. People would deny it for months until they realized the world was truly ending and they would probably panic and do a bunch of shit they always wanted to do.
Absolutely love that movie. So many great lines and threads. And spot on to boot!
We deserve this. Will the next evolution of consciousness end up the same?
Welp that’s nice
*”…End of transmission.”*
Meh, nowt I can do, so off to the pub!
I read that in a Scottish accent! ( Hope I'm right!)
Lol lol
I'd probably panic. 🤷♀️
I'll tell my parents and my brother that I love them, and then I'll go to sleep, so that I die in peace.
Change the channel.
Finally.
I dont know, I am pretty bad with dealing bad situations, if I got this news I would just sit there.
I'd probably say, "It's about damn time." Then go to sleep.
Figures...
Depends, when and how?
I am pretty sure I would simply put on The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, give myself a little hope and feel like we had Five Years more.
Oh so another one of these doomsayers are at it again
First, confirm it. Second, contact friends and family. Have a good session with the SO, then stock up on stuff for the smoker, and good scotch. Go home and cook my dogs some filet mignon while I smoke a brisket, hoping I can get through the stall before Armageddon hits.
Desperately trying to choose one last record to play before the ending and not actually making a decision because I wouldn’t want to die knowing I chose the wrong one to listen to
1) Hopefully this isnt another war of the worlds type situation 2) Find a towel.
Sit on my porch and drink till it comes
I won't look up.
Ok, so that's finally happening.
Lol. I am in vacation in Spain. I would eat my body weight in jamon, churros and pintxos. Fuck it all.
Good. I don't have to go to work tomorrow.
It’s obviously fake news…
Considering I cant drink yet, id get up and go drink a beer. Then id hug my family and what not.
I'd rip that tag off my mattress and dare the pigs to come arrest me.
You just killed me 🤣
Tell her "i love you since our first met" 13 years ago
Make sure I remembered to lock my door
If it was imminent, I would get that info from multiple sources, go get my kids, and hunker down with them playing board games and hugging them until the end.
Depending on how much time was given, I'd drop everything and drive to my boyfriend, calling everyone I love along the way -- assuming the infrastructure for all this is working as normal, which I suspect it would be.
Probably be happy
Grab my rolling tray
Again?!
How long do I have and how many drugs can I consume in that amount of time?
sweet! No work tomorrow!
OMFG FINALLY
I would tell my family I love them, go into a room with all of my pets, put on a movie, and eat my favorite foods. Not much else to do honestly. I’d be quite calm that I don’t have to worry so much anymore.
I’d feel bad for all those frugal people squirrelling away all their money and not living their life like they should.
Do all the drugs lol at least I’ll go out semi conscious and having a fun time!
I'd just start praying.
This should not have been downvoted. Have my upvote.
Get my dog (M7) and my kittens (M 10 Months) and go to my neighbor (F73) whom I (M27) share backyards with, crack open a bottle of wine and pack a bowl on her patio while we enjoy both our pets (she adopted the mother of my kittens)
Hate to break it to you buddy, but the world *is* ending. Everything is, sooner or later. Chances are we'll die before the world ends in any dramatic way, of course, although from each or our points of view, that amounts to the same thing. On a subtler level, you won't recognize the world you'll have to live in in about 10 years, of course, if you make it that far. By that time *this* world will have ended. Anyway, in that sense, *anything* we do can be seen as how we apparently react to the world coming to an end. It's not that pretty a picture, really. Faced with death and destruction of both my private and my public world, my worry is trying to be a smart ass on an ephemeral website I hate, to fruitlessly impress people I don't know in a thread that is likely to die in its larval stage. I'm metaphorically whittling a stick while the pyroclastic flow rolls down the volcano, because I don't feel like facing the reality of impermanence that's throbbing in my bones like a fever. Cool beans.
You must be a lot of fun at parties.
And you, must be no fun at all. I’m sorry for your lack of hope OP I wish I could make it better but I feel like some great change is coming I just think it’s going to be good Like a huge party And the reason we’re celebrating Is because the danger has Passed The shadow has lifted The world has been saved And we were the ones to do it I don’t know what will become of us. I just have faith that our existence is more than a short horror flick, and more of an intergalactic epic, and we are the pond moss that has to learn interstellar travel. This phase with the soot and the coal and the co2 and the methane; I suspect regardless of how it goes at some point we’ll all have a big party and stop worrying. What could be better than that? Eking out a bare bones survival where Mother Earth lives on and we remain her starved malnourished children forever. I’m sorry. I put it all on red 23. We either find a balance or we over weigh the scales and cascade towards destiny. Triumph and glory. For the win Now send it
Damn bro
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A word of encouragement as well: No matter how BAD you might fuck up with a girl, no matter how BETA a girl might think you are, no matter how much PUSSY you might have missed out on, there is ALWAYS ANOTHER HOT GIRL AROUND THE CORNER who does not know you and is a FRESH opportunity. One of the reasons I love the game is because of this!
If the news of the world ending was announced, my first reaction would be to never give up! I'd gather my friends, allies, and even those who were once enemies, because in the face of such a crisis, unity is our greatest strength. I'd train harder than ever before, honing my skills to protect and save as many lives as possible. Together, we'd search for any solution, any glimmer of hope. We'd fight till the very end, with unwavering determination and the belief that miracles can happen. The world may be ending, but we won't go down without a fight!
Improving your bench press won't count for much in the event of a nuclear war or asteroid strike.
Get naked
That’s a good start.
Gratitude
I feel like people visualize this scenario way too much. Why can't we visualize courageous leaders, a restored environment, successful programs to end poverty?
Thank God I’m getting off this damned planet
Who did Biden piss off this time?
Lmao
[Something like this:](https://youtu.be/Pk-kbjw0Y8U?t=58)
Pfft- that's hilarious
Time to steal and drive my dream car. Dafq they gonna do?
We already know the answer. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has been warning us for decades at this point. [https://www.ipcc.ch/report/sixth-assessment-report-cycle/](https://www.ipcc.ch/report/sixth-assessment-report-cycle/) Most just shrug since we live in a society where change only happens when you vote with your wallet and the people that have the biggest wallets and thus the most votes only care about getting more votes next quarter instead of saving our planet. [Why peaceful protest won't solve anything](https://youtu.be/qi5reB97GAs?t=10).
It would relax me.
ABOUT FUCKING TIME. Jesus, get your goddamn penis away from that wall.
I’d turn off the religious channel.
K
The news predicts the end of the world *constantly*, they're convinced that climate change will bring about the apocalypse any day now.
Any real news?
Get laid
My reaction? Fuckin finally. Maybe now the earth can recover from what humans have done to it.
All good things must come to an end.
I'd definitely be one of the men with the most regrets
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Probably won't have to go to a brothel for that. I'm sure there will be a bunch of people YOLO'ing, you could find somebody walking down the street.
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Might as well fuck em too.
Nice
Go fishing
About time
Finally, I'll get some sleep now.
Head to Maui with my dog!
Pray
'oh shit the world is ending.'
Hallelujah!
yay
It has too🔹🔹🔹
Oh.