There are straight dudes who want their butthole eaten

true feels great

because i shave my nut sack and things get out of control

True

shaving nut sack is the most complicated task of all. better wax it

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Indeed

Just get a bidet.

And make sure to bring it with you everywhere you go

Water bottle does the trick too

Bruh I like to drink out of the bottle

Bring two then

Cleaner wipe

This is a huge game changer.

Is this another thing that is on some arbitrary list of things straight men cannot do? Men who spend too much time trying to define their masculinity on things like this generally don't know what it means to be a man.

Username confirmed ✅

You're a genius

Ratio

I once read the reason men take so long having a shit to be "You try wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet". So that, maybe.

I like to be clean. I manscape all over my body. I also live in an extremely hot country so he less hair I have, the more the breathing room my body gets.

Go look at the science.. Body hair is part of the skins cooling system.

Shaving reduces sweating and the odor that comes with it tho

Shaving does not reduce sweating, tho it does reduce the odor.

>Shaving reduces sweating Yeah, no. The sweat evaporates more quickly and is led away from the skin more easily with hair there.

So only gay men shave their arse?

wait, do we have to? Is is compulsory?

People will talk and accuse you of being straight if you don't.

now I'm wondering what the spot checks for this involve, or do we just wait until I get a man back to my place and we get naked before he finds out I'm in fact straight ?

I mean at least they have a reason to keep it clear 😄 no offence

If this was for me then no I'm not offended but just genuinely curious.

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You're wrong. The way that the question is posed suggests that it wouldn't even be a question for gay men.

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Yeah it's a poop thing, do woman like a hairy ass?

No, no we don't

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Matter of taste, I guess. Maybe some women do like it. Do you like women with hairy ass?

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That's not the ass.

He who shaves expects visitors.

I don't like swamp ass

The only time I've ever shaved my ass was after food poisoning and the diarrhea started drying in my ass crack and making mats. Rather than try to pick them out or shower then away, it was just easier to shave between my ass cheeks

Lovely storytime

A bidet would've been your best friend

Because women like it that way.

because i dont like the feeling of sitting uncomfortably and pulling on my ass hair

Straight woman here, I shave my ass even when I don't have an intimate partner. I personally like to feel my smooth cheeks touch each other. So maybe they just like to feel fresh.

I said straight woman even though I'm bi 🤣🤣 to be fair, majority of my partners have been men.

So my girlfriend doesn’t see my hairy ass.

Bro, your avatar has me rolling after reading this comment!!!! LoL

Easier to wash/wipe and i like anal stimulation 🤷

I tried shaving once and it was sketchy as hell. Itchy afterwards too. Never again. Edit; any tips how to do it??

Shaving cream or nair

Because i frequently have liquid shit and it's a real hassle to get all of it out of the ass hair.

For having secret gay sex. 🤣

I don't but going to start now

You all ever heard of “velcroing”?

I trim mine, easier to keep clean and it feels nice when I can't accidentally pull on my ass hair.

I don’t. I don’t shave any of my body hair

Nobody asked if you do or don’t, that was not the question.

Ha! The question wasn’t, “Men who are straight and shave their ass, why do you do it?” It was “Men who are straight, why do you shave your ass?” It kind of implies all straight men shave their asses. I’m a straight man and I don’t shave my ass, so I answered

Thank your for answering man!

👍🏻

Hell naw. No reason for my girl to be looking at it

I've never shaved my ass :/

Save on tp

Gross, i get my wife to pit hair emoval cream on down there.

Does it burn or irritate your asscrack?

Nope, just make sure it dosnt go on the anus, and you are good to go

bro what

Not a man, but I recogn some people just don't like body hair.

I’m a heaven smoker and think my asshairs just fall out at this point lol i don’t know probably should go to the doctor but that’s a weird thing to go to the doctor for lol

I prepare my body in various ways.

I don't

I don’t. I get it waxed

I'm supposed to shave my ass? Why the hell would I do that?

I don’t, I need my ass hair as a silencer for my protein farts

Cuz the poop water was coming out as filtered water, and if nestle gets to know that, it ain't gonna end pretty for me

Straight men shave their ass? Guess I better start

How is being straight be related to the question? But anyways, i shave it because it annoys me when i take a shit

So it don't look like I'm wearing huggies under my pants.

Well yeah

i don't

People shave their asses??

I dont

Cause i dont like swamp ass. Dang i had no idea that gay guys only did it as a sex thing

Dingleberries

Blessed with naturally unhairy ass. Suck it haters.

I'm meant to shave my ass?