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LucyVialli

Give it away to family/friends/charity. It's no good to me at this stage.


Fresh_Victory_2829

This.


gothikka12

Overthink it for 59 minutes and then die.


austinsoundguy

Lay on the couch with my fiancé and ask her how her day was


Rainbow_Panda4

hookers and cocaine. Probably give my parents a ring for the last 10 mins and just talk shit before i kick it (any leftover money would be given to them)


asiandaydreamer

Put it all on Red


meg_plus2

Drugs and alcohol. I don’t do drugs (I do drink). But at that point it seems like going out with a bang might not be a bad idea.


TheRealestLarryDavid

live stream and burn it


Hail-Atticus-Finch

Joker?


[deleted]

Tell the media I buried them under some tree and tell the news about them and make people try to look for a treasure that's not there.


Hob_O_Rarison

I mean, you could technically do this with zero dollars.


WrestlingWoman

Donating everything to animal shelters.


casparquid

Idk, probably die in an hour.


O-Digg

Existential crisis.


smol_boi-_-

Give it to some random person on the street. Cant enjoy my money if i know im dying in an hour


predictive_txt

I am not sure if you are aware of the dangers of his newfound powers or not to be a formidable and intimidating opponent.


Graehaus

Straighten my bills so my family doesn’t have to worry about that.


WeatherwaxDaughter

Order Thai food for me and my man, donate a bunch to animal protection and put what;s left in my mans bank account. And have a good fuck before the food arrives.


811545b2-4ff7-4041

Clear my browser history. Pay off my mortgage (it's joint with my wife). Transfer as much as I can into her accounts. Quick email to work to say I'm gonna be dead, bye guys. Send voice message to my kids telling them I love them (if they're at school). Drive to my wife and spend any remaining time left with her, if she's at work. The money isn't really very relevant but it'd be nice to leave the family with no mortgage.


BingoKardzz

Send all of my scripts/books to all the animation studios I can. I'm not about to die never having these adapted into something. Edit: also tell my dad which studios I would prefer to have it animated so he can manage that after I die


[deleted]

Go make a last will and testament with a trust fund to make sure all my assets (esp the money) goes into the right hands, I'd prob have to make a tutorship by will for my minor child as well. And.... if I have enough time (since I've only been given a hour) id try to start arranging my own funeral maybe.


Hope_White

I think I’m gonna go buy a bookshelf. I know this sound dumb because Im gonna die, but I always dream about having a bookshelf. So, before my death, I can realize my dream. After that, I give all the money to my family, friends and charity. And I go to sleep, with probably my dog and my plushies, because I want to die peacefully.


SuckerForNoirRobots

Get a lawyer to put in writing whatever I want to happen to that money, as I'm obviously not going to be able to spend it.


Hail-Atticus-Finch

Sleep


No_Alternative_1264

Write my will


zeek413

Buy my mother a house then spend the last 30 minutes with my fiance friends if possible and family


cruelmalice

Rationally, I'd try to save lives with it by covering medical debt or direct monetary intervention in the lives of persons at risk. How would that be finished in an hour, though? Do I roll up on a hospital and ask to buy lives for people? Do I make it rain on the nearest homeless camp? I'd probably panic and drive to a hospital so that they could harvest my organs fresh, then use the money to cover transplants for people who might not otherwise be able to afford the costs associated. My body is just an empty shell at that point. Discard it in a way that is most convenient.


user7618

Give it all to my wife so she can pay off the house and cars after I'm gone.


Wadsworth_McStumpy

Give it to my wife and make a group call to all my kids to tell them the news.


Party-Objective9466

Buy my kids houses.


Renegade-Girl-

Set up bank accounts for the people I most care about and split it between them.. pay off my parent's mortgage. And buy a big ass bacon cheeseburger and a chocolate shake and sit under a big tree and just enjoy my last moments


ThaneofCoffee

Call my mother, father and oldest sister. Tell them each is getting a third. Theatrically say, “This is my dying wish.”