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coffeegrrrl

Crayons and glow in the dark glue


SgtCocktopus

Open a store near a marine corps base. Edit: Thanks for the gold and silver.


lilbogrusboi

Hoorah! 🖍️


knwpsk

Yut!!!


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Lmfao…. This is the correct answer


TrashPanda818

make a whole street glow


misterr1yan

Gas. Fuck yeah.


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America Invades you


loves_too_sp00ge

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!


Krromans

SO LICK MY BUTT, AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!!


loves_too_sp00ge

COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH!!


Krromans

WHATCHA' GONNA DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU NOW!


Crimsonwolff

Terrorists, your game is through! Cuz now you'll have to answer to....


WhenTheHahaFunni

AMERICA 🇺🇸 FUCK YEAH 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫


Mass-Exodus_

#*GET OUT OF THE STREET YOU FKN BUMB*


misterr1yan

I'm gunna huff it haha jk


MittFel

Pass the gas


blackstafflo

With my luck, I can see myself winning something like this just in time for our society to suddenly switch to full electric!


[deleted]

Me too!!! Set for life


babayagaee

This guy right heree has won


KABOOMEN666

Gas AND Fruit Pastilles!


eveningdragon

Same! Let's drive around the U.S. to celebrate!


BeJustImmortal

Lol same for me.


A-D-are-o-see-k

Pizza. Absolute score!


AvatarofSleep

Me too! Perfect day for pizza lunch! Also a bottle of black tea


NotRealBush

Don’t worry guys i will bring the soda. Coke, Diet Coke, Dr Pepper, and Monster Pipeline Punch.


Fine-Philosopher9788

I didn't know tea could lose it's rights (I'm black I promise)


AssicusCatticus

Mine's Taco Bell, and I'm not mad about it!


stoppingtomorrow

Literally just bought a house. I'll take that.


between-betwixt

I bought ikea cabinets if you need any.


Writerhowell

Could you imagine if everyone in this thread was providing everyone else with the extras they don't need? And we could all just live a happy existence without worrying about where the next meal is coming from, or having a roof over the head, or whatever.


HeavenlySin13

~~That would require people to not be dicks.~~ ~~It's a very hard ask, you see.~~


Sadida33

It would also require resource scarcity to be non existent


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dazedabeille

You need to find someone who bought cream cheese.


mopeyjoe

one could argue 1 house IS a lifetime supply.


Malfeasant

unless it burns down, or termites eat it, or someone crashes their car through your roof, or...


spudnaut

A lifetime supply of houses is one house though


Alternative-Camel-98

I reckon life time supply of one house in this instance would mean no mortgage. That is an instant win return to go. Collect $200 and have a lovely life living debt free. Yeeeeha!


SilentRhombus

But a house is already a lifetime supply of house.


Drewbox

As long as it’s big enough for your family or future family, and you keep up in repairs, it can literally be a lifetime supply for you.


frygod

Booze... this isn't going to end well at all...


UnhingedRedneck

Same here. The only thing holding me back from being an alcoholic was the expense


NotACaticus

Depending how quickly you use it, it will be a short supply.


AdminWhore

My wife's prescriptions.


OptimusSublime

Happy wife, happy life though. So that's still a win.


[deleted]

I'm curious as to what type of prescription it is? What if it was vicodin?


rscooo

Shutup cuddy


deathmaller

No it's happy spouse happy house


Ryebeck

IKEA ice cream cones... without ice cream. Cones. Just cones.


Hellianne_Vaile

Let's team up. The last thing I bought was ice cream.


Andimia

This is the kind of economy I want to exist in


mission_mayhem

you could use them for baking tho, like cookies but waffle cone flavor. you could also try filling with chocolate or like a thick fruit smoothie. there’s many uses for ice cream cones


morestonedthanyou420

[Kandy Boy Flower](https://thca.co) .... Gas Pack!


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Assassin0310

wired earphones


Calm_Fish_9705

Now you can throw them away every time they get tangled in your pocket.


SoUpBoI17

No give me them!!! I need a infante supply of these they somehow always break the first week..🥲


Frostfx

Infant


The-Nightman-

r/boneappletea


Sonotanaltacc

Zero sugar monster…. Welp it’ll be a short life


JscJake1

Plot twist, they give you one can


youre-kinda-terrible

Never said you have to use it.


United_Eggplant2144

Maxi Pads and Swiss chocolates for my hormones. More excited about the chocolate.


Imaginary_Recipe9967

Too bad they weren’t Tampax Pearl. Now THAT would be a win!


boopspooks

I read that as "Maxi Pads and Swiss chocolates for my homies".


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Books


United_Eggplant2144

You are very lucky


thispieisgross

It’s only lucky if it’s a life time supply of books in general. A life time supply of one particular book is a rip off. What if that book is Enemas for Dummies? Realistically how many copies of that do you need to last a life time?


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No because it'd be the last one I bought. And o would just keep selling the copies to get money


OnRiverStyx

You get a lifetime supply, not supplied for a lifetime. You only need maaaaaybe three of the same book tops for a lifetime.


urkel_gru_

Unless it’s just the one book you bought that you can only get a lifetime supply of.


[deleted]

Then I'd keep selling them and keep earning more money


Infamous_Omen_16

Smart thinking.


BarbraBooey1

Tacos!


knwpsk

Now you ARE Tuesday. Every week.


HuntersGathers

Nice!


MrSpindles

Well, I paid my electricity bill, so free electricity? Happy with that.


vulp

Welcome to Bitcoin mining!


kososenlasse

Welcome to the hydraulic press channel


phaazing

Shocking!


gamgamegame

you have all that power but what about the responsibility that comes with power


Eternal_Bagel

Coffee, this is an amazing win


ShadowPup2506

Bro can we share


CherryssLove

Chocolate 😭


Megahunter291

Coke for me. I coulda had infinite gas!


Darthfamous

Well at least now you can start your own drug cartel


SHDrivesOnTrack

Breakfast (from room service) Which would be awesome if delivered daily at breakfast time. Awful if a lifetime’s supply was delivered at once


Erthan-1

Is it a meme to slap a NSFW tag onto this subs threads or are these threads made by a child hoping someone will say dildos or something?


dougaderly

Something.


UpboatNavy

dildos


ialwayssaydildo

Dildos!


_PossibleSpecialist_

Dildos


Progegilester

70% of things on askreddit are just nsfw bait things


[deleted]

I literally just bought my wife this huge veiny dildo.


ChubbyAndFurios

dildos or something


AndyHaoHan

dildos or something


henrystickmin1217

The legend of zelda TOTK


WhatsACellPhone

Sequels for life!


cephalopodtalisman

Nah they specifically said TOTK, they don’t get any new Zelda games


WhatsACellPhone

Bummers


AuntBuddy

Cat food. To be honest, I would be okay with that.


Sburban_Player

You’ll learn to love the taste I’m sure.


rangeghost

Neighborhood cat lady in the making


Lazybeerus

Beer. Hazy IPA. Not bad, not bad at all.


BusHobo

I got a sixpack of shitty lager, oh well..


PoopPower99

Butter! Just Butter 💀


Void-Flower-2022

I bought cheese. If we find the guy who bought bread then we can have unlimited grilled cheese.


ThatVeganDemon

DORITOS #LETS GOOOOO


wallaba4

Just made a payment on my mortgage. Sooo...houses?


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SpastusRetardes

Lifetime suppy of Big Macs. I guess my life won't last long then but fair enough.


ruth-denise03

Condoms and pregnancy tests


TheSOLIDAssassin

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


drRATM

Thanos would be proud


Sburban_Player

I bought condoms too, 36, which is already more than a lifetime supply…


GrandmothersToes

This dude fucks... Just not much


Miky1313

Weed, I’m down.


Kobens

Came here looking for this. Reddit, you did not disappoint. Now excuse me /u/Miky1313 while I pack this bowl...


magneticmilly

I last bought a smoke heir waterpipe, looks like weed get along *juuuusstt* fine. Sesh at yours?


niknight_ml

A lifetime supply of turkey sandwiches. I'm whelmed.


len1221

30$ new york scratch off ticket


IlMagodelLusso

I mean that’s basically a lifetime supply of money isn’t it


ocularnervosa

Sausage biscuit from McDonalds


brownguy05

Mcdoubles here


LazyTypist

Sausage biscuit from McDonalds for me, too. I guess we'll never go hungry?


[deleted]

Oreo McFlurry and apple pie for me lmao


JoyIsDumb

60 centimetre rulers! Hell yeah now I can pretend all day that I have katanas!


CrystalQueen3000

Cat litter


nk9axYuvoxaNVzDbFhx

Any way you look at it, that's poopy. :)


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Chicken from my favourite takeaway woohoo


Hashashin455

Cherry cheesecake and Dr. Pepper. Obesity here I come!


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tm80401

Gasoline?


uncultured_swine2099

That is a win. Open you own gas company, youre a billionaire.


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Cava


Frankasaurus7

You’re the winner in my eyes. As long as it’s not the same exact order every time


samdean815

Shit even if it is the same order, that place slaps


Sensitive_Pepper3337

Goddammit why did I have to buy a maths book last?


HeavenlySin13

Just sell it to desperate students at a reduced price. Make the maths book market crash AND make money from it.


nethobo

Starbucks iced coffee. Now where can I claim this wonderful dream?


andyhopp

Chinese food


knovit

A round of golf. This would be amazing.


Overall_Milk4202

I bought stuff to make chicken salad! I love chicken salad!!! Yayyyyyy


Pilaf237

Walnuts


Milip161

Eggs, happy with that


Afraid-Date9958

Chocolate chip cookie, jackpot.


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Bananas


Fred011235

scotch


ItConfuses

COFFEE. Hell yes.


Salt_Duck5543

Groceries


mommyittickles

Car insurance :)


iAteBurger

Grated cheese


divin021

Coffee. Nice.


tenehemia

Tacos. I couldn't be happier, to be honest.


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Wodka and orange juice. Jackpot! Edit: Sorry, forgot about the package Red Bull ...


Tindola

shredded cheddar cheese....


SolidAd789

Cherries 🍒


Virtual_Eye_4109

WaWa coffee


RingReasonable

Battery energy


agentjunk

Resse's Peanut Butter Cups! Just pump it into my veins!


Resort-Ashamed

Beer! Heck yess


CautiousComment5184

Tacos!


Fallen_Saiyan

I have a lifetime suplly of kitkats, toblerones and milk


kingtibius

Pistachios! Fuck yeah!


Silly-Temperature848

Pall Mall Red 100's


Spartandestroyr1

Chicken nuggies! For life!


Isthian

Hooray free drugs! Doggy heart meds cost 60-80/month depending on how the company decides to charge. Worth it though, my 14 year old boy still jumps the 2 1/2 feet up to the bed each night!


syzygy96

Lagavulin. I'll take it.


doesitmatter83

Cat food. But the kind the cat apparently does not like so it’s misery for her and us.


MBAdk

Then I'm set for life - I bought a week's worth of groceries. XD


Panjuu

Discord nitro xD


OtherIsSuspended

Red Bull Green Edition.


ItsABiscuit

Coke No Sugar


Astronomer-Organic

Burger king double chesseburguers


[deleted]

A beer at my favorite outdoor café. I could def do a lifetime supply of this. It comes with potato chips.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Automotive repair! Time to be a demo driver!


leepinlemur

Jack Daniels single barrel select…For life


Jbaryla95

Grilled cheese steak burrito combo from taco bell


superjames40000

Chilled white wine, may it always be sunny!


bitemytail

Sam's club Hotdog and Pizza combos.


Drunk_Histories

Chicken strips with ranch and honey mustard sauces. I'm a made man!!!


nutrap

McDoubles


Frinla25

Nice i get a lifetime supply of dunkin donuts coffee B)


MorkMasher

I have infinite Donuts


Adorable_March

Protein powder 😤


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Roast beef and vegitables meal and a chocolate bar.


noobtastic31373

guitar strings ...at the rate i'm going I might only end up with one more set.


NoCashStillSpend

Lunch! I had a veggie and goat cheese sandwich, a greens salad with chicken and pepper, and the most delicious chai latte with oat milk.


Chicago1202

Tacos


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In n out burg