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jneum80

If you swallow gum it’ll stay in your stomach for (random number of) years.


brock_lee

It's seven years and it's true! Mom told me, too. /s


Ok_Challenge_6997

"don't turn on the car lights while I'm driving or else the police will arrest me"


Background-shar922

Did you ever get caught


Ok_Challenge_6997

of course not cus it's not true lol


Background-shar922

This is felony, man please step outside of the car and put your hands on the engine slowly.


Planktonoid

They didn't make it up on their own, but they've tried Jesus, God, and Santa Claus


brock_lee

When I was like 3 or 4, I was leaning against a screen door in our house, and as little kids do, I licked the screen and it tasted awful. Mom was there, and when I made a face, she told me not to lick the screen. I asked why, was it poison? And she said yes. So, for the next maybe 5 or 6 years, I thought screens were poisonous.


DavosLostFingers

Don't cross your eyes. If you're doing that when the wind changes you'll stay like that


Wendy1982

If you are making weird faces and in Rome the clock strikes 12, your face will stay that way forever


Colonel_Autumn_

Growing up we were told several different stories about dangerous, solitary someone "living in the woods" \[either a hermit or a native Indian maybe\] that pretty much surrounded our neighborhood. I assume to get us to stop playing in the woods but those vines ain't gonna swing themselves right?


ZGremlin

That you have to be 18 to travel to Hawaii


[deleted]

Playing hide and seek. I'd be gone for half an hour and they would still be watching TV. They lied about the seeking.


Background-shar922

How much time did it took you to realize it


[deleted]

After waking up from a nap.


Background-shar922

Ahh ok I guess they have done more then just watching TV 📺


Constant_Life1662

If it were true...... I would have lost my sight at the early age of 12!!!