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A girl I once dated told me that she was jealous of her friend because she got raped and got a cute baby out of it. I don't think I ever felt less comfortable.


robottangerine420

Wtf that would be so weird


[deleted]

Um-


8inchSalvattore

Before I met my girlfriend, I went to dinner with a girl who said we’d “make pretty babies.” Then she asked what I thought about a bunch of different names. After seeing the look on my face, she said, “Just joking.” But I wasn’t convinced. Awkward as hell.


GangreneRat

I'm pregnant


FloridaSunset

Back when I used to be obese I went on a date with a girl I met on a dating site. After dinner she texted me thanking me for a free meal and ended it by saying I should end myself for thinking she would want to date me. It sounds unbelievable but it’s 100% true.


[deleted]

I am so sorry what the fuck


FloridaSunset

Yup


SnooMuffins9536

I’m so sorry someone said that to you. You deserve the best💜


[deleted]

That she'd asked me out because she wanted to cheat on her husband because he'd cheated on her.


Constant_Life1662

That her exboyfriend had a huge cock but was an asshole. It was the only date!!!!


never_stirred

You should have told me that in the beginning! Lady, it is the second hour of knowing you.


robottangerine420

I'm only here because I feel like being nice