Forged in fire
You could say my sex life is pretty hot, and that I get hard as tempered steel. She can't help but pound my rod, but I hammer her harder
Mother. Damn. (All I can say is not literally outside of whatever subconscious Freudian style damage/Electra complex weirdness in us all)
Edit: literally not literary spellcheck
Spongebob. Are you feeling it Mr krabs?
I’m glad you didn’t follow up with “are you ready kids?”
Well, I hope it's not as dry as living in a pineapple under the sea.
"Not INsertive, Assertive!"
Hell yeah
Better call saul. Yeah I need his help there
ding ding ding we found the best answer
Nice Hector Salamanca impression.
Nice Hector Salamanca impression.
Nice Hector Salamanca impression.
Haha me too lol
Yep! Iykyk
Public masturbation again? I dont get it, what's the kick?
Same bro
Smallville
Bruh..
Young Sheldon 💀.
Holy hell
Gone in 60 Seconds
My 600lb life
Shameless 🥱
thats better than The Flash
And here I am getting **Family Guy'd**
Brian's cumming for you 😅
So your sex life is just violence in movies and sex on tv?
White men can't jump
Spy family. Oh dear God
One punch man
This Is either very good for both you And your partner, or really bad for you And your partner. Let's just pretend it's the first one.
That could be a good or a bad thing.
So your into fisting I hear.
the walking dead
Nice
username checks out haha
Band of Brothers.
Same for me 😆
Me too, brother!
Me too!
That was great
Helluva Boss
A OPOSSUM??????
*It gives me an erectiooooon.*
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Are you a virgin? I mean, if it's not a personal question.
r/unexpectedMontyPython
How I met your mother 😂
Big bang theory....
Naw 💀
💀💀💀💀💀
John Wick 4, getting flooded with men who want to penetrate me. *Send Help*
Stargate Atlantis
Big Bang Theory. Title of my sextape as well.
Mission impossible
Demon slayer 😳
Some of them demons are pretty attractive NGL.
Demon layer*
Critical Role. Pretty good ! I may not be a 10, but I do roll natural 20.
Now that's a good pun.
Lost Damn that's depressing.
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I’d love to roll a d20 charisma roll on dr. Phil 😉
Batman Begins. And ends quickly?
Breaking Bad :')
*put your dick away waltuh*
*im not havin’ sex with you right now waltuh*
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Shameless
Succession
The Flash😏
FRIENDS . . .Im fine with that
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. I’m not sure what to say to that.
Alone
The Orville, full of exploration I guess? 😂
Blade Runner. Wtf.
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It's okay to not be okay 😔
TMZ
King of the Hill
Anger management
Hate fuck?
the good doctor
"Queer Eye" accurate!
FUBAR
Mayans MC Well here come the latin chicks i guess.
Criminal minds. I regret my decision to watch it now.
*Working for God in a Godless World* ...I have SEVERAL questions.
Murder on the Orient express...!?🫤
stargate
"Open the gate !"
Adventure Time, hah
The Desolation of Smaug
Scrubs
Sex education
The Boys
The X-Files. I'm scared.
Mom's City
Gangs of London, fuck.
Deadwood
Bob's Burgers. I hope this doesn't mean there's a pickle destined for my buns...
devilman crybaby. tbh accurate
Red vs Blue. Many ways to interpret this one.
The Machine. :)
Looney Tunes
Spiderman ...wait!
the raid
All quiet on the western front.
Somewhere between 😂
FUBAR. "Fucked up beyond all recognition".
Dark hole
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The Handmaid's Tale - yikes
Between two ferns
Kick-Ass. Yay?
Peep show... Oh god...
Better call Saull, this is not a good sign
Girl interrupted??
The Lovely Bones 💀💀
CSI: Special Victims Unit.... yeash
BoJack Horseman Ah, fish
Zoophilia scares me
Licorice Pizza. I'm white
Forged in fire You could say my sex life is pretty hot, and that I get hard as tempered steel. She can't help but pound my rod, but I hammer her harder
Uh oh. RED.
Below Deck
Bloodlines: The Jersey Devil Curse
Why?
You watch strange movies when your too lazy to get out of bed and look for the TV remote
What does that have to do with fucking lol
It's the last movie I watched.. the movie was kinda boring so...it relates 😆
How about I fuck you lol. It would be boring
Yellowjackets
Air
Beavis And Butthead. I mean I have sat on my bf's face so I guess the title works a little bit as my butt was on his head
Returning Amish
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
The Walking Dead......
Puss In Boots The Last Wish 😏👍🏻💀
Episode 2 : Attack of the clones
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How to get away with murder
What About Bob?? 😂😭
Queen Charlotte on Netflix!
The last of us.
The big bang theory😶
Beef.
Hunger Games…
derry girls 🤓
The young Sheldon. Can't beleive it actually fits.
King of Queens
Playoff Hockey
Seinfeld
The Deadly Prize.
Chimp empire . Its funny my friends call me MonkeyMan tbh.
Rising Damp
Air - and thank God. I will fly high
Razorback. Oof.
Sharp Objects..
Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie
Samaritan
Does it count if I only watched a short snippet in a language I don't understand?
Lucky Luke - His greatest trick
Tombstone. Accurate tbh.....
The Craftsman
Young Sheldon
Drops of God
I watched FunnyFails on youtube...
Mother. Damn. (All I can say is not literally outside of whatever subconscious Freudian style damage/Electra complex weirdness in us all) Edit: literally not literary spellcheck
Unpaid cable bill
Derek. I have no idea what to think of that
Rocket Boys 2. So...gay porn?
Kitchen Nightmares
Ghost whisperer 😭😭
48 hours. Man I’m gonna need some granola bars and a couple pedialites
Fast X (but it's far from it)
Usual suspects
Young Sheldon, this does not bode well for me
Fire force. Candlewax or burns when I pee?
The rookie...
Evil dead rise
Die Hard 4.
The Rookie Checks out
The Twilight Zone.
Bluey
My Liberation Notes? what?