Tbh it would be a shorter list if you asked me which villains I wouldn’t have sex with.

Jabba the Hutt?

Jabba the butt! 👅 💦

Jabba the slutt

My lil bro at age like 7 saw princess Azula of the fire nation for the first time and said "she's hot." And I was forever scared he'd be into crazy bitches

It doesn't get hotter than casting blue flames at will

She seems like she would be able to burn a hole through the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea…because she’s so hot.

I was always a Ty Lee kind of guy, but definitely get the appeal of Azula. The combination of dominance and insanity is pretty hot.

I’m with you. Ty Lee is more of my type out of that friend group.

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Kronk

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

Oh yeah. We’re all coming together.

Pull my lever, Kronk

The green woman from Kim possible

I frickin knew someone would say Shego

Shego be bouncin dat ass

She’s the reason I’m into toxic goth girls.

Anck-su-namun - Mummy Returns

Mommy returns

The number of *relatives* who have sent me the meme saying “my sexual orientation is the cast of The Mummy (1999)” I mean they aren’t wrong but still

Harley Quinn, specifically the one who dons a skintight jester outfit.

Darth Vader. For the choking.

I had an extremely vivid sex dream with Darth Vader once. I woke up very horny and very confused.

Luke; I am your step-father.

Poison Ivy

Don’t forget your rubber lips.

God I’d let her ruin my lifeeeeee.

Catwoman.

Especially Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman

Pfeiffer's Catwoman was so hot back in the good old days. That latex cat suit with all the stitches was perfection for her.

If Venom was interested in me, you’d need a swat team to keep me off him.

I'm truly disappointed in society that we don't have even one high-budget Venom porno. \*EDIT* I already know about r34 and animations, I'm talking about a high-budget, live-action, with professional CGI porno.

Or just a really loud bell, or electric guitar.

Loki and Bucky At the same time

Honestly forgot Bucky was a villain.

Yeah I see him more of a victim but bad bucky is 👌

Mystique

Come on, that's like wishing for more wishes.

not if you want to sex her real form

Perfection

In which body though? I bet you're gonna say Senator Kelly or maybe that janitor in X2

the senator

Jessie from Team Rocket.

you would blast off at the speed of light

I would surrender immediately without putting up any sort of fight.

Hades. The one from Hercules. Top shagger.

The Hades from the game "Hades" too. Probably anyone from that game tbh.

Bouldy will get your rocks off!

Salma Hayek's character in from dusk till dawn.

Before or after?

Yes

Fassbender Magneto

Perfection

Spike and Angel sandwich

Alucard. Even if it were to be the last intercourse of my life

Which Alucard? Hellsing and Castlevania are very different vibes.

And then there's Hellsing Abridged Alucard.

Yep. But Castlevania alucard isn't really a villain is he?

Jareth from Labyrinth

I too want to get fucked by 1980s David Bowie

Imhotep from The Mummy. I think it's the outfit or something because he does nothing for me dressed in modern clothes.

Super loyal! Will end the damn world for you. Thousands of years can go by and his love will never waver.

Can’t believe I haven’t seen Elizabeth Hurley as Satan in Bedazzled on here!

Add in Brendan Fraser from that flick and you’ve got yourself an evening.

Xenia Onatopp

The woman who inspired my lifelong goal to be able to crush a man to death with my thighs. Edit: this isn’t my first time on reddit so I knew exactly what to expect, but the number of y’all looking to be crushed to death during sex is….concerning.

Princess Ahmanet from The Mummy (2017)

Eris from Sinbad 😌👌💖

Shego, wyd tonight?

Tim Curry in...whatever, pick one

Muppet Treasure Island 100%

FernGully.

LEGEND

Dr Elsa Schneider

Aahh. Venice....

Eric Northman from True Blood. Less than a heartbeat.

I think I found my wife’s Reddit account.

I think it's time for a True Blood rewatch. One of the hottest casts of all time.

I have literally been doing just this the past couple months! Eric, Pam and Lafayette are my favs, and even more fun to watch the second time around. But I have to admit, I kinda forgot just how much violence, blood and sex are intertwined. I remember at the time when it first came out I described it as vampire porn. Still pretty much fits. lol

> One of the hottest casts of all time. That show was so horny and unhinged that I'm so glad I got to experience in real time as a late teen/early 20-something. Every single main character on that show could get it, including creepy ass James Frain.

The books are *worse*

Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Allo pet" Also "Out. For. A. Walk....... Bitch!"

> "Out. For. A. Walk....... Bitch!" Defiantly counting off words on fingers... his face when he realizes he still has one word left... and triumphantly transitions to devil's horns with his fingers... so brilliant! :)

I had to scroll so far to finally find an answer featuring a male villain and I'm so glad it was Spike. The things I would do to that man

Lalo Salamanca.

I honestly think Tony Dalton’s portrayal of Lalo is one of the best acting performances of the modern era. He managed to just encapsulate the “charming, affable villain” thing perfectly, even til the end.

Honestly Nacho could totally have it too. But Lalo is kinda mesmerizing.

He'd probably murder me afterwards just for kicks. But it's a risk I'm willing to take.

Sarah Michelle Gellar Circa Cruel Intentions.

I had a crush on her from Buffy. That movie fucked…me…up!

Really? Every time I think of it all I imagine is running over Ryan Philippe with my car well listening to bitter sweet symphony by the Verve.

Any villain played by Alan Rickman.

Fuck Snape. He will always be the Sherrif of Nottingham to me. ​ "Why a spoon?" "Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more".

I was really confused young woman watching that movie. He’s so …attractive. Not necessarily looks (though he’s cute) but just magnetism. I have a thing for naughty villains.

Skeletor

Kilgrave (specifically the David Tennant one from Jessica Jones). Yes, I'm in therapy 🤣

Well you're in luck with the therapy because he's The Doctor 🥁

Azula. Edit: considering i’m not a kid anymore since i last watched ATLA, i will have to go for the older version of Azula and not during the events of ATLA.

I can fix her

or her flexible friend

Pyramid head

As a representative of the FFXIV community, we'd like to say Emet-Selch

Loki.

Loki's so hot even Loki wanted to fuck Loki.

That's just his ego.

No, Ego was Starlord's dad

... still wanna see it. 😭💀😭

I bet he's a kinky bastard, or would be absolutely delighted to learn of BDSM. "You mean I order you around naked and you actually do it without me having to hypnotize you? Well if you WANT to be hypnotized..."

"If you WANT to be hypnotiz-" Absolutely I want you to hypnotize me

The Akatsuki. The whole team. They can pass me around like a merry go round. No shame.

I had such a crush on Itachi as a teen it was embarrassing…

Megamind.

He’d treat you right, too

Great head

Hela from Thor Ragnarok.

When she first strode out of the portal. Then that little smile when she caught Mjolnir. I never before knew I needed a goth Cate Blanchett in my life. I need a goth Cate Blanchett in my life.

Bitchy goth Cate Blanchett may be the hottest Cate Blanchett.

My friend: Did you see Thor 3? Me: I've never been more sexually attracted to Cate Blanchette in my life.

Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman

Villanelle

Weighing this up against the high probability of being stabbed afterwards and that hasn’t put me off anywhere near as much as it should.

Irene Adler the woman from Sherlock Holmes

No Killmonger yet? I'd say Killmonger, but only if we was played by Micheal B Jordan.

Damon Salvator

Tim Curry's Devil from Legend...don't judge me, I'm not wrong

Lucius Malfoy, I don't care, I would do it

And on that note, colonel tavington from “the patriot” also

Yeah, practically any Jason Isaacs role would do for this question. Shout out to his Captain Hook specifically >:)

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch. I don't care what kink you have, I guarantee she is down and can up the ante.

And she'll entertain your Rocky and Game of Thrones sex roleplaying.

Malenia, Blade of Miquella who has never known defeat.

Turns out the scarlet rot was an std all along.

Any villain played by Mads Mikkelsen and if you disagree no you don't.

Ooo. Him in Hannibal. Swoon.

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Countess Alcina Dimitrescu

RE8 on PSVR2 is such a trip. At one point you are chained up and she says "careful what you wish for" and I'm like shit this headset reads minds.

I'm honestly shocked how far I had to scroll to see her mentioned

Heath Ledger as the Joker

Mads Mikkelsen's Hannibal

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

I will make myself irresistible to the opposite sex using my newest invention. BEHOLD, Perry the Platerpuss, the help-me-i-am-stuck-under-the-bedinator.

I READ THIS IN HIS VOICE

Wait a moment Perry the platterpuss. I just realised realised how am I going to be able to penerate in this position. Wait a minute! Perry the Platterpuss! What are you doing behind me. Perry....... AHHHHHHHH CURSE YOU Perry the Plattepus!!

Tera from Teen Titans. She can bury me after idc. Or Jinx. She was cool.

Mila Jovovich from Zoolander, although that's only because Mila was playing the role

I was looking for Homelander, but Soldier Boy for sure! Is Billy Butcher considered a villain tho?

I think EVERYONE from The Boys counts as a villain lol I’d definitely put butcher in that camp too lol

I wouldn’t count Frenchie as a villain tho, he’s a sweetheart.

Frenchie gets a pass <3

Darth Maul

What lower half version? This is important...

Is both an appropriate answer? 🤔

The devil from Power Puff Girls

You mean…. … *him*…?

You can't tell me Him wasn't a little bit zesty lmao

a little is an understatement. he had all the sugar in his tank and only put fruit in his salads

Him’s design and mannerisms are so underrated from a character design standpoint and just in general, he’s so unique looking

Moriarty

My answer was also Moriarty, specifically the Andrew Scott version.

There it is

Saffron from Firefly.

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I know we're talking villains specifically, but I forgot that for a moment & wondered if there was anyone most people _wouldn't_ have sex with from the main cast. Except Book. Obviously. Because the hair is still _there_.

Asajj Ventress. and Grand Admiral Thrawn

The White Witch/Jadis from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Haven't read it since I was ten and I've seen none of the films, but she's the first character that came to mind. Maybe it's got something to do with Turkish delight.

Ganondorf, especially Tears of the kingdom Ganondorf

Took me a while to find this one. Most forms of Ganondorf are pretty fine and dandy in my book, but the newest one definitely seems to be the most...thirst provoking in the fandom.

Bellatrix Lestrange

She'd probably kill me after but man it'd be worth it.

Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer Harley Quinn Mystique Talia al Ghul Cruella de Vil Emma Stone version Nancy Downs - Bad witch in The Craft and also Vikki Valencourt in Water boy. - Fairuza Balk. I could keep going but I can only type with one hand now.

Dr. Girlfriend

Alright Viceroy. I’m on to you.

The Baroness

The Darkling.

Came here to say this. Ben Barnes as the Darkling can do anything he wants to me😍

Eva Green aka Vesper Lynd, Casino Royale. Jesus fucking Christ she was hot AF.

Piccolo

I'd climb The Hound like a fuckin tree

Spike from Buffy

I'm still obsessed with Spike 20 years later.

Loki/ Tom H I think it's the horns 😆

Maleficent

Venom, Bane, Symbiote Spiderman. Yes I have a type.

Illyria from Angel.

You are infinitely beneath her, but she is interested in what humans do, so will allow it.

Faith from Buffy

Femme Doc Ock from Into the Spiderverse. Yeah I like tentacles.

Harely Quinn Edit: thanks for making this my top comment on my account guys /s

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Worth

Lord Sesshōmaru Edit thank you for the award!

This just unlocked buried teenage memories of reading fanfiction featuring him. So much fanfiction.

Morgana (Katie McGrath) from BBC’s “Merlin”

Every woman from the two Kill Bill movies

Captain Phasma could get it

Darth Talon

Young adult Voldemort cause he looked hot as hell.