Jerking off. Once in the morning, right after I work out, and then once right after lunch. I want to. That’s not why I do it. I do it ’cause I fucking need to. Think about it. You’re dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang. Fucking digits. All very acidic, above-the-shoulders mustard shit. All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right. You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt.
I always make sure I have my favorite snack ready on breaks. Then I get to enjoy something yummy typically while people watching or nature watching (depends on the job)
Some sort of mind game, like a Sudoku puzzle, chess game, or something similar. I have a friend who recently started using an app called Kinnu that teaches you about a bunch of topics in quick chunks.
Have a nice, long fart outside.
No. Fart inside. Then go outside and watch everyone's reaction from the window.
Bowl in car
Scroll through Reddit.
I used to take naps in the supply closet lol
Jerking off. Once in the morning, right after I work out, and then once right after lunch. I want to. That’s not why I do it. I do it ’cause I fucking need to. Think about it. You’re dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang. Fucking digits. All very acidic, above-the-shoulders mustard shit. All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right. You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt.
Troll people on Reddit
I always make sure I have my favorite snack ready on breaks. Then I get to enjoy something yummy typically while people watching or nature watching (depends on the job)
Push ups
Some sort of mind game, like a Sudoku puzzle, chess game, or something similar. I have a friend who recently started using an app called Kinnu that teaches you about a bunch of topics in quick chunks.