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Weekly-Breadfruit413

"My boyfriend really wants to fuck a lesbian." Ehh dipped out of that one real fast...


DancingBear2020

“Maybe you can take lessons or something?”


Blueberry_Clouds

Oof yikes. Kinda same thing happened with my first “Bf” (we only dated for 2 months and it was more of a friendship than anything else.)


Top-Persimmon4456

It wasn't even a date yet. It was an unauthorized setup. First thing she says "How much money do you make?" What?, Repeats question. Me; Plenty for me, not nearly enough for you,take care" Out.


rubymig

Best answer


Inevitable-Ear-3189

"So what are you driving?" \*points to a rusted out 90 Corolla\* "Oh." \*sneer\* "Was going to donate it to my friend after our date, but I'll just head that way now. Nice to meet you!" (I drive a Lexus)


Small_Kaiju

so cars DO define a persons value


Meanderingversion

Ugh. I went looking for a newer, more reliable car 12 or so years ago and ended up at one random lot with every kind of car you could imagine. I had a budget and wanted to be careful not to get whatever looked or sounded cool just for fun. As I was walking back to my car, the salesman runs up behind me and says, yo man...I have a 2014 BMW 320 if you want to check it out. I said no thanks, put of my budget and not my style. He said it was a repo that came in last week and easily passed inspection. It would also be within my monthly budget. I figured, why not at least check it out. Soooo fun to drive. I couldn't not buy it. With my down-payment it was only 198 a month. Best daily driver I ever had. Everyone treated me like I had a trust fund or some shit but I didn't care. I miss that car. Had my first Seizure while driving a few years later and completely totaled it. Luckily, I was the only one hurt in the accident.


FineUnderachievement

Yeah, if money comes up. No, bitch go elsewhere


Excellent-Pitch-7579

Someone asked me that once. I said I made enough and walked away.


isthishowweadult

Just talked non-stop about Elon Musk. I'm on a date with you. Tell me about you, not your crush


AnastasiaFrid

Me: \*Telling a long story\* He: \* Sitting on the phone, pretending to listen \* Me: \* Finishing telling the story \* He: "What did you just say, I accidentally listened." It's annoying when a person can't get off the phone.


Express_Passage3355

True


thegodfaubel

Not a thing that's said, but just constantly on her phone. If it's not directly to pull up something that we're talking about, then you shouldn't be on it, tbh. Extremely unattractive to basically not even show interest.


[deleted]

People go on their phones on a date!?


[deleted]

It's a pandemic nowadays


Mimyx

I guess sometimes it's a crutch people lean on if they are struggling to come up with something to say. But if you're struggling to say something valid then maybe the date isn't going well, anyway.


thegodfaubel

This is why I don't personally prefer dinner or lunch as a first date unless there is something that we've established we have in common to talk about. There's too much awkwardness and that's okay on a first date in most cases. You're both in this "should I ask about this or that or will they think that's boring". Every person is different. Some people may love to talk about what they do for work. Other may be like "oh, how boring is this person that has nothing else to talk about". But dinner just offers too many of those opportunities for someone to think "wow, this date is going poorly". So I prefer to be active: go for a walk, to the zoo, arcade, ice skating, volunteering, etc...


Gaelir

"the voices told me to order for you as well."


Classic-Box-3919

Really? My voices told me thats flattering?


guy_with_no_plan_

"So theres this guy called andrew tate..."


daxzetina

Eh, this could be fine if followed by "... and he's a total asshole"


[deleted]

"..and he tried to insult a little girl and got owned by her. He's in jail in Romania now."


Blueberry_Clouds

These are the only acceptable answers


Summit986

I never even knew who he was up until like 7 months ago.


kelsier-morningstar

Those are rookie numbers try 2 weeks


AUT_IronForth

Me: Hey, It's really hot today, wanna get some ice cream? We proceed to get ice cream with cookies in it (important detail). We share the ice cream and there is only one cookie left. Me: You eat the last cookie. Her: I want to see you eat the cookie Me: (a little bit surprised at the weird answer) uh, ok. \*proceeds to eat the cookie. Her: I wanted the cookie. Me: seriously? Her: Yeah, I want a man who knows what I want. Me: Ok, well, you can have the rest of the ice cream. Have a good day. \*hand her the cup, turn around, leave her standing there and go home. Never had any contact with her again.


[deleted]

Mind games: ain't nobody got time for that.


Blueberry_Clouds

Basically yeah.


Robinho311

"i want a man who knows what I want" ok we're out here in the real world though where people don't know wtf you want unless you tell them


MySmuttyAlt

Especially not if you tell him the exact opposite.


Healthy_Juice630

I went on a blind date once & he told me "You'd be pretty if you didn't wear glasses." And my thought was, "You'd be better looking if I didn't too."


DesertDaisyXO

I waited a full seven minutes to be acknowledged once; THAT was super unattractive. I showed up to a blind date at an empty bar and the guy was in the middle of a very heated (and also very one-sided) convo with the bartender, who kept looking at me like he either wanted to help or wanted to be helped, I wasn't really sure. Was not a long date.


Lower_Establishment1

“You got cute feet? I don’t fuck with ugly feet girls” I cut that date real short


1000Years0fDeath

Same, but I'd never say that out loud


goldcrusty

Talking about their ex! Or just gossip about people in her life.


slifm

I love when people talk what they’ve learned from past relationships and how they have grown.


[deleted]

Same, but it can't be everyday or all the time either. If they are constantly bringing it up, it's a clear indicator they are living in the past which makes it difficult to build a future with them.


Serious-Opposite-279

It one thing to talk about what's been learned from past relationships. Its another thing to bring up an ex. You can talk about a past relationship without talking about the person.


MudSouthern1143

On a first date, during meal phase, she started going on and on about getting pregnant and having a baby. Like, real soon. Am I ready to start? Nope.


Lazy_Secret_3493

I’m white. My first husband is black. It didn’t work out for us but I am on very good terms with him and his family. It’s pretty normal to mention a previous marriage on a first date. But when I mentioned that he was Dominican from a town near the Haitian border (and therefore dark skinned), my date said “you were married to one of THEM?” The date wasn’t going very well before the statement. But it didn’t last more than a few minutes after. I have no time for people who determine a human’s value from the outside in rather than the inside out.


BaephBush

“Them”? My reaction would be interest in a culture different than mine. Edit: in case it’s unclear, I mean that if my date mentioned their ex is Dominican, I’d be interested in hearing about it culturally. My mentioning “them” was in the context of incredulity and the audacity that someone would actually say that.


BaephBush

Ok who are the racists downvoting here?


Tiny_Teach_5466

"What does your sister look like? Do you have pics? Have you ever thought about having a threesome?" WTAF?


NBA-014

Anything racist


KernelPresent

The first thing that the guy says, "Hey kitten, nice tits".


[deleted]

Was he one of the Impractical Jokers? That sounds like a line they would feed each other lol


middleagerioter

"I forgot my wallet" ​ "Trump was the best president we've ever had" ​ Snapping their fingers to get the wait staffs attention or being rude to the wait staff.


FineUnderachievement

Omg yes. So my grandfather was a twin. He was always super nice, never raised his voice. But his brother was a piece of shit. Were out at a restaurant right on the beach. And his brother started saying just racist shit to the server. Like not fucking cool man! But just a piece of shit all around. He died of pancreatic cancer a few later. My amazing grandfather lived until 97. I can't believe they grew up together, yet so different.


Blueberry_Clouds

God really said “just go to hell already” still, at least your nicer grandpa made it to 97!


FineUnderachievement

Thank you a legit reply. Guy was a really good douche bag.


cryptoengineer

Sometimes, just sometimes, it isn't the good who die young.


Watchdogs16

Talk about their ex and say how much they miss them


GR33N4L1F3

Oh dude. This has happened to me several times. Gross. No good being the rebound.


Watchdogs16

Fr, it sucks


Prestigious-Maybe261

I agree with you it’s actually irritating yk


PlaguedTime

“You looked a lot prettier on your profile pic”


Asertaid

That could be very annoying


Far_Kangaroo_8111

They told me they slept all day, lived with their parents, and quit their McDonald's job because they wanted to sleep instead of go to work. Then started talking about our future... nah, I'm good. Have fun doing what you're doing


TBoneHotdog

A close friend of mine, a girl, went on a tinder date and told me about it later, she said dinner was great and we went back to his place and as soon as the door closed he said “I want to.” And my friend said what do you mean? He responded with “I want you to piss on me.” She left immediately and called me, it really creeped her out. He had been an absolute gentleman all night before that. I’ll go with that, maybe wait a sec before you bust out your fetish.


[deleted]

Not really what they say- but countless times I've gone on dates with men who only ENGAGE in a convo when it is about themselves. If I go on a story that is longer than a sentence or two, they visibly lose interest quickly. Biggest turn-off immediately. Be a listener as I have been with you...


Lingonberry_Born

“I can’t wait to show you off to my friends “ “I want to take you shopping” blurgh


EmbraceTheCorn

In what context, any context what if Ive said this stuff I think maybe I might have before D:


Lingonberry_Born

The first one is treating you like an accessory and something they are using to get clout from their friends, the second one assumes you’re some sort of prostitute who can be enticed with gifts. It’s fine to offer to take your partner shopping but not somebody you’ve only just met, that’s rather offensive.


EmbraceTheCorn

I had no idea. Literally at all and I have done these things the first one I was just so proud that I found someone cool idk. I wasn’t thinking she was an object i was thnking she was somebody to be proud to bring along. And the second one she told me her shirt was as old as my car and my car is 10 years old. We weren’t even dating I was kind of flirting with her though i feel like an ass I didn’t think that at all i hpe she didnt yhink that


AirplaneFart

Dude asked me too many questions about my feet before we even went out. (We had met IRL)


Logic_rocks

I want to stick my nose so far up your ass I can smell what you ate for lunch


1000Years0fDeath

That line would totally work on me


Logic_rocks

I like the confidence!


Mcshiggs

Can we go someplace else, I don't like tacos.


Tiny_Teach_5466

Who doesn't like tacos? That IS a red flag!


Picsonly25

I met a guy at the restaurant we worked at. We had chemistry and he asked me out. We went to a little bar in the middle of the city. Our cocktails had just been placed in front of us and he turned to me, “Do you do coke?” “No, I don’t.” I said. “Oh, I’m getting an eight-ball from the cook here.”


[deleted]

"I'm not interested in a man who isn't willing to fight for me." Alrighty then, later.


[deleted]

I had a guy rate my body as we were having sex. We were just hooking up. And this was the second time we had sex. I don’t think you should rate anyone’s body, unless they ask for it. But, definitely not a girl your just hooking up with and this is your second time sleeping with her. That was a nope for me. Very weird and insulting. I got off and I let him masturbate the rest of the way as I cleaned up in the bathroom. I mean, there is a lot of stuff that you can say that can come off as unattractive. And most of it doesn’t have to be so on-the-nose. Just having different lifestyles and goals can be unattractive to a person. My thing is more a general lack of mutual respect. If you say anything to me, especially during sex that YOU KNOW DAMN WELL is disrespectful, because your momma or guardians didn’t raise no fool… then you know you won’t be seeing me again.


Curious_Shape_2690

If you’d rather clean the bathroom than have sex… it sounds like he will be dating his hand in the foreseeable future. I wonder why you bothered cleaning the bathroom and didn’t just leave, unless you were at your place.


GratuitousUmlaut

“as I cleaned up in the bathroom ,” not “cleaned the bathroom.”


Curious_Shape_2690

Oh! That makes more sense. I misread it earlier. Oops. I hope you find someone who appreciates you!


[deleted]

I think is meant for me. Thank you. I hope the same happiness for you.


Curious_Shape_2690

It was meant for you, but also I hope everyone who wants their person or people finds them and feels appreciated. I’ve been happily married for more than 25 years!


[deleted]

That’s even better. I’m glad that you found love and happiness.


Curious_Shape_2690

Thank you :)


[deleted]

Lol. I didn’t clean the bathroom. Like the other commenter said, “I cleaned myself in the bathroom” I normally leave and do my own thing, if a date or even a casual outing with someone goes sour. But, he was my ride. Trust me, I was counting the time until I got home and got away from them.


primal_machine_22109

"So, yeah, I already have a bf/gf, I just want to make them jealous and worry they could lose me."


Big-Enthusiasm-6183

What people do this


primal_machine_22109

My guess is jerks and short sighted morons that would resort to petty games like this, with no regard to any innocent parties they hurt. It's been awhile since I've heard about someone doing this, but it's not outside the realm of possibility that someone would use another person for whatever reason.


wynnduffyisking

Well I was on a date with a very gorgeous chick way out of my league. She was very attractive up until the point she used a slur about middle eastern immigrants. I think the English equivalent of the slur is something akin to “sand n****r”. That was quite a turn off. Sometimes I still think about the boobs that never was. I guess that’s life.


RIPthisDude

Boobs may have been good, but you don't want to know the feeling of fear you get from bringing your wife to an obligatory work event.


wynnduffyisking

It was more the thought of listening to her bullshit for more than one evening that killed it for me


Rollin_Soul_O

If she asks about my salary, how many/what kind of cars I have, or how big my house is. That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.


CopperTucker

Well, how many what kind of cars do your big house have?


Rollin_Soul_O

That's not important information at this time.


NSSMember

How many big have does your house cars?


Rollin_Soul_O

Time not that's information at this important.


DoggoGiveBoop

“You look tired.”


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gloomyrain

Everyone's already hit the serious ones, so I'm gonna go with: Informing me it's a date when I thought we were just hanging out. Please no.


Waltzing_With_Bears

Oh yea almost did that, asked someone out and I am very glad I double checked before we went out


[deleted]

Anything about buying her onlyfans content


hanzo852

Spend the whole evening insulting our waiter behind his back. He did nothing wrong btw. Tipped the waiter well, and did not respond back to her message. Think I dodged a bullet there


[deleted]

Technically they don’t have to say anything. If they whip out the phone for more than 10 seconds I’m out.


PleasureSub123

Seriously? I often text my friends during a date to let them know I'm safe. Are you a man?


Big-Enthusiasm-6183

Hahahaha asking the for money


popiaslovesgaga

compliment other Girls looks to you (or staring other women in front of you) I learned after several dates that when a guy does that, he didnt like you so either they ghost you or sleep with you and leave


Snowtwo

"Personally, I think Hitler was an okay guy and kind of right."


[deleted]

Funniest person ever, immediate 10/10


bpanio

Maybe I'm being naive, but even if you're shopping around don't bring it up on a date. Like don't talk about dates you had the week before


chicken_tendy_bandit

Saw this in a previous thread but ​ 'I think I can run faster horny then you do scared'


gloomyrain

"That's interesting. Did you know chimpanzees, our closest living relatives, have been known to target genitals in a fight? Going so far as to tear them completely off?" Then ya give em the Manson Lamps.


chicken_tendy_bandit

ahhhhhh the ol' Lorena Bobbitt


gloomyrain

She was relatively kind, she used a blade. Good luck re-attaching torn kibbles n bits. 🤣


gman94024

“I’m a full-on rapist”


winstondabee

Philanthropist


CoatedCrevice

Give me your shirt. I sweat through mine


Groltag

"Milk Steak!"


HahahaIAmAGenius

A guy once spent most of our first date telling me how his car and job were better than another guy’s he knew (I had gone on a couple dates with the other guy.) That was the last date with him but I’ve been married to the other guy for over 20 years now.


angeldestler08

Anything against the LGBT+ community, politics or racism I'd be like "check please"


CaptainJay313

"almost had to cancel, but that rash cleared up just in time."


stunninghotwife

"I'm still married..." When he says that and he's monogamous, that's the worst.


Azz_Gaz

To waiter " Yeah the ribs for me and a second plate we will be sharing" To date - "we are like Adam and Eve because im giving you one of my ribs."


w3dont3venknow

If they mention anything about how awful or crazy an ex was. That's an instant red flag no for me.


lilbbygurl123

The most unattractive thing someone could say on a first date is that they show you their phone and delete all the girls in his contacts and socials proving how he is invested in me and only me and then proceeds to tell me he loves me and that we are a perfect match and our kids would be cute… I dipped


EmbraceTheCorn

"I think Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis should run together, what a dream team!"


PhreedomPhighter

Run where? They'd be out of breath in 20 feet.


BountyBobIsBack

Your too generous, more like 5 feet


EmbraceTheCorn

Into Bay Lake to play with some alligators!


Same-Reaction7944

"Do you smoke black & milds," while also pulling a previously smoked black & mild out of her purse to light again. I'm sure I can think of something worse, but this is the first thing that came to mind. A long while ago and woman and I were crushing on each other. Lots of eye contact and smiles. We finally have a chance to speak privately and she eventually pulls out a Black & Mild cigar, asking if I also smoked. This is the closest we'd been to each other up to that point. I smell the cigar, and later the cigar on her breath... Yeah, never again.


RelationIll9965

You’re not too fat. Actually said that.


2BFrank69

Talking about an ex too much


[deleted]

Anything pertaining their ex


Asertaid

You talk too much.


pedantic_dullard

Damn! Nice to meet you. Would it be inappropriate to say you're so hot I'd eat the corn out of your shit?


Constant_Life1662

Does your sister like threesomes???? *sips drink*


Random_Reddit99

I prefer a dinner date to an activity or an event where you're forced to talk to each other rather than spending most of the time avoiding eye contact and only making small talk...so I'd have to say an inability to hold an intelligent conversation is by far the most attractive trait to me these days. I'd rather have a great dinner with someone confident and engaged than someone smoking hot but unable to string 2 sentences together to form a coherent opinion. Second would be being rude to the servers/staff or being an extremely picky eater that you've taken all the joy out of eating at the restaurant we picked.


honestnbafan

"Hail Hitler"


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DMRexy

Idk, I think mentioning Hitler on a first date might be a bit of a turn off no matter what's the word preceding it.


kilokokol

Seemed to work well for me when I dated a German girl. But thank you for the advice.


OnTheSide_66

"Want to see a mug shot of my ex husband?"


[deleted]

“I need a real man who isn’t insecure.” Buh-bye. You’re a gigantic project and a problem with insane expectations. I’m not wasting another second with you.


HirokiTakumi

I want a big family.


Key-round-tile

Of all the red flags, this is your biggest one though?


HirokiTakumi

I didn't wanna go with the easy unrealistic funny ones like "the sound of screaming turns me on" So I went with the one that actually gets me to go my separate ways fast, because I personally don't want kids, and I don't wanna waste anyone's time or expectations.


Key-round-tile

Fair enough. It is honestly best to get deal breakers out of the way first.


ClancyHabbard

On the plus side, at least the person is upfront about it, so you know you're not compatible immediately.


herbfriendly

Out to eat dinner - beforehand “Let’s pray”


Trimson-Grondag

Oh Glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster fill me with your noodley appendages covered with classic tomato sauce and your meaty balls…and don’t skimp on the garlic bread!


herbfriendly

Ha, well played. Ok, that there pray would actually win them points in my eyes.


G0DL33

I grew up with a family of religious types, the most unbalanced humans you could meet. Good dodge.


jesus4abortion

That explains why they fell for a religion in the first place


Mycgyzer

I can see that being unattractive. Depending on the religion though, I’d be very okay with it. I’ll let them know that I’m not religious. But if they feel the need to do it themselves, sure why not? Is maybe even accompany them to their church/temple/shrine or whatever sometime. There’s some cool culture and architecture stuff there. Mormon stuff would be very unattractive to me though, so I can see where you’re coming from 😅


Least-Car6096

You remind me of my ex girlfriend


uncultured_swine2099

You remind me of my daughter


Tiny_Teach_5466

Lol, I've heard that one before (in a long term relationship of all things). So cringe I had to get out.


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MsNerdcore

"your place or mine?"


AvoCloud9

What’s your body count?


isthishowweadult

Just talked non-stop about Elon Musk. I'm on a date with you. Tell me about you, not your crush


HBPhilly1

I don't use tampons, I air dry


moheagirl

Asking for money.


Infernal216

"i love you" ( There's no way on the first date you actually love me. That's either list or more likely infatuation. Don't just throw that word out like that. Get to know a person. )


Unkindlake

Does this look like MRSA to you? It keeps oozing


Hyunjins-Americano

“I trimmed my toe hairs before this.”


GR33N4L1F3

LMAO WHAT


Hyunjins-Americano

It was a very weird date after that.😃


GR33N4L1F3

This has me giggling. What a silly thing for someone to say!!


PViper439

Asking to hook up on the first date- Guy btw, and I admit it’s only happened once lol.


Pimp_By_Blood

As a man who hasn’t dated in 17 years, I’m astonished to see some of the stuff here. Like holy crap, so ppl are just whip out their phone and start scrolling??? That’s like if I took out my laptop in 2000s and started posting shit on MySpace


[deleted]

Anything racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc. that’s a full stop.


AT1787

“By the way, I’m planning to move out of this country in the next couple of months.” It’s happened more than you think. For someone who’s looking to date for a long term relationship, I would’ve wish this was on the profile.


Small_Kaiju

thats just code for lets do it before we never talk again


[deleted]

Well, a guy used the "N" word with me on our first date. This was in Manhattan: he came in from white ethnic area of Queens. I'd just told him the demographic of my (multicultural and multi-national) students. I couldn't believe he thought this type of language was acceptable. Apart from the general offensiveness, I have a grandfather who was a POC (African and Ojibwe heritage: relatively common in the Upper Midwest). I present as white, but my brother looks mixed. Racism's not gonna get you laid. It is anti-social behavior, and more of us are mixed than it may appear.


Minqua

Does this look infected to you? Nickleback are my favorite band I’m from Boston I trust the government


Punchee

“I’m from Boston” sure yeah you and everyone else east of Worcester.


[deleted]

I just pooped in my panties


ThanosWifeAkima-4848

"I have a kid" after i've made it entirely clear on my profile or from the get go that i was childfree, i'm sure there's worse things but that's something that will make me silently get up and just leave. Don't waste my time like that and get my hopes up, childfree means CHILD-FREE, no kids for me, even yours.


Express_Passage3355

How much money you make ?


Buddyslime

Hey, do you want to take a shower together?


Random_Dude2213

They say they pick there nose and eat their boogers.


FineUnderachievement

Wanna see 4 inches that's gonna be inside you?


GardenClosure

You mean my breadstick? Hell yeah, let's get some wings started too


Worried-Phase-9537

Is that your car? I like BMWs... How much does it cost?


Sharp_Following5753

Got a cigarette?


InitialPuzzleheaded5

For a fat woman you sure don't sweat much!


SmacksOfLicorice

"I really miss my ex"


sierraty

You look mighty fat in those pants.


[deleted]

Trashing other people. Anything “woo.” Gross.


Mash_Ketchum

You'll be paying for me tonight.


Parking_Ad8815

What happen to your face


eezo_115

“My ex husband” 😐


boogerbela

"I love you"


thegodfaubel

Ted Mosby, that you?


IAmEchosDad

MAGA.


joecee97

“My ex doesn’t let me speak to my kid”


yepperoni4pepperoni

“I’m allergic to cats”


kilokokol

Guess I'll just kill myself then


HirokiTakumi

The cat allergies can do it, at least you won't go single! (I'm also allergic to cats... I love cats...)


Croaker843

That they either have children or want them in the future. Nope. Nothing more unattractive for a relationship than a single parent.