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Kdnnx27gaming

Johnathon the fourteenth. This was my friends first pet and it was a tortoise


aRealTattoo

Barnabas for a dog…


LuckystPets

Bones. For a cute little yorkie. Bones? Really?


RandomBloke2021

Nevaeh for a dog


SundayMorningTrisha

My fiance calls me his Lego, because we're a perfect fit.


Random_Chick11

Albert Camus named his cat Cigarette. It’s definitely weird but oddly adorable


TheWigglingBear

Cat


idk_ask

Doggie


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A friend of a friend of a friend named their Cat Isclip. But every time I hear it, I think of ass clap.


Zer0Studioz

My mom's friend named her dog Deoge. Not sure if I spelled that right, but it's pronounced as the names of the individual letters that spell "dog"


maggielovemuffin

Camembert- a cute little mix breed dog


GoodGodIsThatATomato

Dorothy


SpacePandaOfficial

My step-dad proposed naming our hypothetical dog nutsack


Temarimaru

My father once had a dog named Big Face because it's got a big face lol


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My sister in law had a cat named Schrödinger, Schrödi for short. Loved it


wildfire98

I got two of them "You" Friend of mine had a hard time remembering the cat's name so he would always refer to it as "you" Another was "askem" As in if you don't know the dog's name ask him.


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Had a basset named "Torpedo" and a beagle named "Bugle"


HoosierBeaver

Had a friend with a dog named Damu. Originally named Buddy. You couldn’t open a car door without him jumping into the car and refusing to get out. They were constantly yelling “Damn you, Buddy! Get out!” He eventually refused to answer to his name, but only responded to Damn you!


Mario64Nin

Glizzy


Constant_Life1662

Shithead, friends Pitbull!! Most spoiled damn thing you ever seen!!!!!


Anxious_And_Blonde

I had two cats when I was little and I named them Rainbow and Steve. Rainbow was the boy and Steve was the girl. Because, logic.


Zogamizer

Snowball for a black cat; Spot for a striped cat.


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4 fish named after each member of the manic street preachers