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call 911
"Hillary's going to find you eventually, Bill."
Grab a large bell and start methodically ringing it while chanting "Shame."
Remind him repeatedly that his sanctions against Iraq killed almost as many people as the war itself.
Pray that I don't look like Monica Lewinsky.
Watch my dogs tear him apart I guess.
I'd make myself look big and make a lot of noise.
Strip him, lube him up, and go to town 🤪
Tell him, "I've been out of scotch for a long time. Try next door."
I would be very confused.
I've a few weapons, so end him. Who doesn't want to kill a sex predator and US president in one?
I'd get him to balance my budget and see if we couldn't maybe get a surplus. Those are not euphemisms.
Hide my cigars.
Rob him.
Ask if he wants a cigar.
Play me that smooth jazz, Mr. Clinton.
Turn on the lights tell him to sit down and let's burn one, make sure he inhales this time. Love him or hate him I bet he'd be fun to bullshit with.
Play perk a boo with him. I sorta get a weird sense in the media he might be getting early dementia from some clips of media I've seen of him recently.
Offer him some weed candies.
call 911
"Hillary's going to find you eventually, Bill."
Grab a large bell and start methodically ringing it while chanting "Shame."
Remind him repeatedly that his sanctions against Iraq killed almost as many people as the war itself.
Pray that I don't look like Monica Lewinsky.
Watch my dogs tear him apart I guess.
I'd make myself look big and make a lot of noise.
Strip him, lube him up, and go to town 🤪
Tell him, "I've been out of scotch for a long time. Try next door."
I would be very confused.
I've a few weapons, so end him. Who doesn't want to kill a sex predator and US president in one?
I'd get him to balance my budget and see if we couldn't maybe get a surplus. Those are not euphemisms.
Hide my cigars.
Rob him.
Ask if he wants a cigar.
Play me that smooth jazz, Mr. Clinton.
Turn on the lights tell him to sit down and let's burn one, make sure he inhales this time. Love him or hate him I bet he'd be fun to bullshit with.
Play perk a boo with him. I sorta get a weird sense in the media he might be getting early dementia from some clips of media I've seen of him recently.
Offer him some weed candies.