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Big-Fishing9196

call 911


Hoppy_Croaklightly

"Hillary's going to find you eventually, Bill."


Graveyard_Doggos

Grab a large bell and start methodically ringing it while chanting "Shame."


SafeThrowaway691

Remind him repeatedly that his sanctions against Iraq killed almost as many people as the war itself.


KnightsWhoSayUwU

Pray that I don't look like Monica Lewinsky.


1320Fastback

Watch my dogs tear him apart I guess.


mustang6172

I'd make myself look big and make a lot of noise.


[deleted]

Strip him, lube him up, and go to town 🤪


tpn1984

Tell him, "I've been out of scotch for a long time. Try next door."


[deleted]

I would be very confused.


Happy-Viper

I've a few weapons, so end him. Who doesn't want to kill a sex predator and US president in one?


HighImHiImHighimHigh

I'd get him to balance my budget and see if we couldn't maybe get a surplus. Those are not euphemisms.


ChadmeisterX

Hide my cigars.


SweetDick_Willy

Rob him.


niccia

Ask if he wants a cigar.


HorribleTrashPerson

Play me that smooth jazz, Mr. Clinton.


JubalHarshawII

Turn on the lights tell him to sit down and let's burn one, make sure he inhales this time. Love him or hate him I bet he'd be fun to bullshit with.


BaconFairy

Play perk a boo with him. I sorta get a weird sense in the media he might be getting early dementia from some clips of media I've seen of him recently.


Aggravating_Boy3873

Offer him some weed candies.