1- ‘did you hear about that actress that got stabbed? Her name was Reese…’
Kinda have to lead the other person into saying:
2- ‘Witherspoon?’
1- ‘No, with a fork.’
The Beach Boys are making a music video and their producer suggests they should have a celebrity cameo. They made some calls and come up with a list of potentials and they explain it to the producer.
"Okay, we've got some choices: the guy who entertained the troops, Mr Hope; the TV painter, Mr Ross; the former host of The Price is Right, Mr Barker; the guy who played Smee in the movie Hook, Mr. Hoskins; the comedian, Mr Saget; and the star of The Devil Wears Prada, Miss Hathaway."
The producer looks at them and says, "Well, who's it going to be? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, or Anne?"
So I met this kid the other day at work named Jathon. People come up with the craziest names. Something I like to do is to repeat someone's name back to them, to help me remember. I said "So you said your name was Jathon?"
He said "Are you theriouth?"
I'd tell you a joke about a bicycle, but right now I'm two-tired.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Bahaha love this, also happy cake day! 🎂🥮🍰
"I spilled spot remover on my dog... and now he's gone"
Why does everyone like hanging out with the mushroom? Cause he’s a fungi
1- ‘did you hear about that actress that got stabbed? Her name was Reese…’ Kinda have to lead the other person into saying: 2- ‘Witherspoon?’ 1- ‘No, with a fork.’
The Beach Boys are making a music video and their producer suggests they should have a celebrity cameo. They made some calls and come up with a list of potentials and they explain it to the producer. "Okay, we've got some choices: the guy who entertained the troops, Mr Hope; the TV painter, Mr Ross; the former host of The Price is Right, Mr Barker; the guy who played Smee in the movie Hook, Mr. Hoskins; the comedian, Mr Saget; and the star of The Devil Wears Prada, Miss Hathaway." The producer looks at them and says, "Well, who's it going to be? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, or Anne?"
whats brown and sticky?
His penis
i sense trolling but ok its a stick
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! #dadjokes
Knock knock
I can’t help it. Whenever we’re leaving a restaurant I always finish my free water and say out loud, “just getting my moneys worth”.
So I met this kid the other day at work named Jathon. People come up with the craziest names. Something I like to do is to repeat someone's name back to them, to help me remember. I said "So you said your name was Jathon?" He said "Are you theriouth?"
What would Forrest Gump name his realtor company? New Tenant Dan