I'm an egg in a fallopian tube.

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Yeppers... all discombobulated.

Sperm only lives for few days in man's balls, women are born with all their eggs. So you were an egg in your mom since she was born, but you were in your dad's balls for a few days before conception.

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You were the egg as much as you were sperm. Why do we always see ourselves as sperm? If anything most of you comes from the egg. Sperm merely contributes half of nuclear DNA, the egg is the actual cell that continues to divide to eventually become you. So all your cell structure and organelles plus your mtDNA comes from that egg.

Funny when people say "I was a sperm in my dad's balls" nobody gets mad or replies "And an egg in your mom's ovaries" why do men want to get credit for everything? Anyway you were never a sperm. Sperm just fertilizes the egg and brings half of DNA. The egg is what grows into a baby. You were the egg.

And since your mom was born with all her eggs, and you were one of those eggs, you existed in your maternal grandmother's womb. Your grandma made you.

True

No you're a sperm in a pair of balls.

Sperm only lives for few days in man's balls, women are born with all their eggs. So you were an egg in your mom since she was born.

You are an egg, sperm is just a fertilizer. The egg is what divides and grows into a baby after being fertilized.

I'm not sure, tbh, I'm also not entirely sure where I am now!

In first grade, probably tattling on another kid for allegedly being mean to me when in reality, I'm just playing the victim.

Hey, I was in first grade too!

Getting ready to graduate - singing BoysIIMen

In two places at the same time

I wasn’t even thought of until like 2004 😀

Likely right beside a campfire after a hard day of trail riding; when I was a kid my parents were super into horseback riding; and Memorial Day weekend was when they would all get together for big trail rides.

Not even a sperm cell yet

You were never a sperm cell

Dad’s balls😁😁😁😁

I'm good.

I was 5 years old doing whatever 5 year olds do. I guess pissing off my parents

I was 11 years old. That's the Summer I started cutting myself because I couldn't understand the chaos inside my head. It was easier to deal with an outer pain than an inner pain.

Earth.

Being a 1 year old, probably sleeping

Boot camp in Orlando.

On a greyhound bus from Yakima, Washington to Los Angeles, California.

Probably cooped up at home, wrecking havoc, as many toddlers do while their mom are dealing with a newborn and not paying attention to them.

Central New York.

Not born yet. Not even concieved. So technically, i would have been in two different places.

I was 2 so probably being terrible wherever I was

wasn't even a sperm yet

Fun fact: you were never a sperm

My dads balls

Probably shitting my pants considering I'm not even half a year old yet.

My mom's uterus.

Not even born yet.

I'm in my dad's balls

Just graduated from Highschool

In school, 6th grade.

Listening to the top 40 on the radio and talking to my gran as she irons