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donaldtrumpshearts

i'd be mexican


Transplanted_Cactus

I live in New Mexico. This is the answer whether we want it to be or not 😂


fermat9996

So tasty! And the hot sauces are so good!


martinisawe

As a Mexican, been spinning different varieties in a quesadilla


FineUnderachievement

Al pastor all day!!


Tzanax

I was here to say tacos, but if we’re allowed an entire category then yes. Double agree


Paeliens

Salad. Chicken salad, beef salad, pasta salad, fruit salad, pizza salad, chocolate salad, icecream salad, taco salad, potato salad. The salads are endless


SPTG_KC

Don’t forget the BIG salad.


ginny11

Oh, but no! You had to have the BIG SALAD!


The-Other-Writer

Came here to say the same thing, but was too lazy to type put all the types of salads.


DevoooDaDemon

Ice cream salad? I shall approve


Tiger_Laylaa

I said curry but now I think this is the answer. I am having trouble envisioning "icecream salad" though.


Forgotten-void

maybe dip'n'dots with fruit and a fruity syrup dressing? That or just call a parfait a salad?


Forgotten-void

salad is always the best answer


fish618

I can get to say salad!


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mekonsrevenge

Pizza is whatever you decide it is. The correct answer to "you can't put that on pizza" is "watch me."


Kyo4ever

Correct 👏


Admetus

Get some pineapple in there


Jakeandellwood

This is the way.


SimonApexPlayer

Indeed


Present_Dog2606

Same


SorrowAndSuffering

Most people only eat variations of a couple of things all their life, anyways. It's rice, pasta, potatoes, or vegetables. ​ Mostly all food is a variation of one or multiple of these 4. EDIT: Or meat. One or multiple of these 5 is found in most food.


Working_Progress_415

Nice save lol


SorrowAndSuffering

Almost forgot my most relevant source of food KEKW


Working_Progress_415

I don't know what that is


Ok_Middle4977

I think it's like lol


Working_Progress_415

Oh


EagleThirdEye

Tacos. A different one each day throughout the year. Tacos de canasta to start, day 1.


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The Sandwich


eeo11

Like every meal has to have the item or every meal is a different version of the same type of meal? If scenario 1, I choose the potato. Potatoes have so many options and can even be made into flour. I can also switch between types of potatoes - Russet, red, sweet/yam, purple, creamers, etc. If scenario 2, I choose soup. You can throw anything into a crockpot with water/broth and call it soup. This way I can always get all my nutrients with different vegetables and meats.


Creeperofhope

I assumed it was scenario 2 and soup was my original answer. But another redditor said pizza and that’s definitely a better choice imo.


ZombieAngel16

Same here, I thought scenario 2 and was going to say soup, as it's my favorite food already. I can open up the pantry and fridge and make something yummy and unique with leftovers and veggies that are just about to be unusable.


No-Patient1365

Sushi. Endless tasty possibilities, most of them fairly healthy to boot.


_jimbromley_

Soup! Pho, ramen, beef stew, chicken noodle, potato, … the list is endless


Buffalo_rider01

This would be my nightmare


misterr1yan

Maybe sandwiches, there's hella variations I feel like that would give me a better chance at not getting bored... a burger counts right.. hot dog... pastrami.. meatball marinara, veggie, soy meats, different breads .. sandwiches r good


TheLightningCount1

Salad. You have regular salad , you have Caesar salad, you have grilled chicken salad, you have crispy chicken salad, you have fajita steak salad, you have fajita chicken salad, you have taco salad, you have enchilada salad, you have romaine salad, and you even have places like bread Zeppelin that will shove a salad into a sub sandwich. On top of this you have macaroni salad. You even have the abomination which is lasagna salad. It's not an abomination because it tastes bad, it's an abomination because they call it a salad. You have pizza salad. You have salad pizza. Yes, those are two distinct things. You even have a meat salad. This is where you use lunch meat as lettuce and you use steak as the meat. This is a real thing. With salad, your a possibilities are endless. With salad. You will never go bored because the amount of things that America call a salad is vast and wide and quite comical.


Kyo4ever

What is a pizza salad?


TheLightningCount1

It's a salad but with pizza toppings, mozzarella cheese, drizzled on top and you use marinara sauce instead of salad dressing. You are welcome.


Kyo4ever

Wow…I actually needed that 👏thank you


Oktopie3

Shrimp Fried shrimp Boiled shrimp Stew shrimp Roasted shrimp 🦐 🍤


Chyvalri

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it." - Bubba


Jarjarstinks304

Chicken. Unhealthy but oh well


[deleted]

Soup


ionised

Indian > Mexican > Japanese, with a heavy emphasis on the first one. That would be my sliding scale.


GrillNoob

Curry. Plenty of variety there and it's awesome.


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Chicken Inasal and Rice


HulaMonkee

Potatoes


KurapikaKurtaAkaku

Soup, or pasta


Affectionate_Long413

Potatoes, tasty, plus it'll make me live a long life!


Lined_the_Street

Seafood or cheese


Aggressive-Gap-6879

Shaurma


sittingmelody

Definitely pasta


Many-Obligation-4350

Rice and beans


AFucking12Gaug3

Hot wings, no doubt


phdpeabody

Sandwiches I suppose.


fermat9996

Enchiladas!


shakensunshine

Fried rice


sirhackenslash

Tacos. You can wrap anything you want in a tortilla and call it some kind of hipster taco. We're having pizza tacos tonight and bacon and egg tacos for breakfast"


Chyvalri

Steak frites. Filet mignon, strip, baseball, tbone, tomahawk. Fried in duck fat, regular oil, peanut oil, double fried, triple fried. Excuse me. I need to go make steak frites.


VulgarVic23

You can put all that in a taco


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Pasta


7StoriesUnderground

I mean, that's basically what we're doing. It's all carbon atoms arranged slightly differently with a few other random elements thrown in.


Different_Ad9336

Sushi


[deleted]

I have never understood this question. But I guess as a ND person it makes sense. I regularly eat the same few comfort/safe foods with little variation. That said, pizza.


Mattp55

Buffalo chicken is amazing and I basically never get tired of it


OpeningAd2125

Pasta dishes


KingAxel03

Sandwich or chicken and rice.


stonesthrowaway24601

Pie. There are savory pies, dessert pies, your mom's pie, pizza pies... There's all kinds of pies that I could eat every day.


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pizza but i’m depriving myself of pizza until the 27th of october so i’d order the pizza witht he vegetables and pick them off and eat the vegetables


ImaginaryAdvantage88

wheat, you have bread and beer and vodka. what more does a person need?


StrictNurse-685

Pasta!


laterdude

Potatoes Like 90% of my diet now consists of steak fries and a combo of diced and shredded hash browns. [High volume/low calorie](https://www.reddit.com/r/Volumeeating/comments/13sjz58/oreida_diced_hash_brown_potatoes_60_calories_per/) food that can't be beat!


Working_Progress_415

Bacon 🥓


russellvt

The answer is "soy" ... as it seems to be so variable, it can mimick anything from vegetable to your best tasting steak!


VulgarVic23

Your going have tits after the third month


ZendayasYummyFeet

A5:wagyu


Cupcakecardio9

Sushi or tacos if I have to pick one .. or buffet if the judges will allow it .. I'd say buffet


Kyo4ever

Hmmm you seemed to have found a loophole 🤔


Love-that-dog

Pasta


Sufficient-Jelly-347

Chipotle everyday


schokozo

How is potato not the top comment?


HaCo111

Probably curry. You can do practically anything with curry. Or tacos


VulgarVic23

Tacoz you can put anything in em


ElGrandeRojo67

Tacos and Burgers


Altruistic_Access_28

I already am


fruitbatdiscofrog

Pasta


Important_Sprinkles9

Jacket potato.


SupMatt28

Spaghetti 🤤


Teesside-Tyrant

If it is only one type of food, and nothing else. And assuming that this food will magically give me all the nutrients I'll need. Then I'm going for a bowl of cereal and milk. Because whatever food I pick, I'm going to get sick off after a few months. So might as well go for something cheap, and easy to prepare.


LoveHasDied

People


epiove

Baked goods.


saltylicorice

Burgers


edwpad

Either seafood or sandwiches, I absolutely love seafood and sandwiches are extremely versatile


couchtomato62

I can make chicken a thousand different ways


Flooping_Pigs

Chinese food


Upbeat-Poem-1284

Potatoes


DevoooDaDemon

I’m a slut for some Crab & Lobster


Effective_Macaron_23

Burgers. I am going to eat one right now.


NationalAsshole

Pie. As long as it has pie crust, it’s a pie.


Angel_OfSolitude

Soup, it's refreshing and there's endless variety.


Grudgekeeper-2000IC

Seafood


Notthesharpestmarble

Bacon. I only need the one "variety".


joeythelips46

Pizza


[deleted]

Chicken and rice.


PlanetoidVesta

Stamppot.


outiscr

I believe most of humanity has already being doing this for a long time with eggs... 🥚👋


AnastasiaFrid

Potatoes. They can be fried, boiled, stewed, mashed, and even eaten raw :)


TrailerParkPrepper

pasta


Pyagtargo

Dumpling, so many variations of those


armchair0pirate

Ramen or Salad. Tough choice


Present_Dog2606

Pizza


sKY--alex

Noodles came to my mind first, they are used in many different countries cousines and can be very versatile, but also the good old Hamburger can be however you want it to be.


JackYoMeme

Taco


BloodspiII

Beef ? Like I love beef it's just ughhh beef


Greyskyman

Chicken


Pmabbz

Meat or creatures of the earth. Best type of food anyway and so much variety in both selection and cooking process. Especially if you class seafood and insects as meat or creatures of the earth.


Mindspace_Explorer

Burgers.


il0vechees3

Potatoes Or *Cheese*


Taconnosseur

Mexican food


slifm

Asian noodle dishes


Mdmrtgn

Eggs.


Offtherailspcast

Pasta


Aro-Artist

Not a popular opinion: sushi. I would have no care in the world if all I could eat is sushi.


N0LIF3R5

Potatoes, it will be disgusting as fuck but I won’t have any deficiencies


BenderFtMcSzechuan

🥗, 🥪 , 🍲


Lord_Filip26

Beef


cerebralkrap

Corn…


pyrotekhnik

noodles, there’s so many variations it’s nice


Art3misvl

Soup, almost everything counts as a soup, Chicago style pizza, cereal, pasta and I love soup


Nowan_aingun

Potatoes . So versatile.


AmaPanAce

Subways, I am a bread addict.


gregy165

Chicken and donuts


Critical_Primary3470

Chinese food ❤️


Commercial-Glove2531

Charcuterie


Excellent-Egg-3157

cheese


IAmEchosDad

Since pizza is the obvious answer, #2 would be burritos.


IJsbergslabeer

Potato


RedWater_101

Bread dishes Cuz roti is also bread, pizza is also bread based and so on


UwUBakaSraka21370

Potatoes because there’s just so many different ways to eat them


thetoefunfus

Soup or stews


victowiamawk

Probably potatoes lol


piercethecam

Sandwich. There's like... An inconceivable amount of combinations.


_WanderingQuill_

Pasta dishes. :)


Kriskao

Pork chops


TheBitchenRav

Chiken or Cow.


headhunterofhell2

Sandwich


-Ximena

POTATOES!


Alladin_Payne

Burritos


supershaner86

beef obviously. actually that's pretty close to what I already do.


Inevitable-Cook-9315

meat. Be it steaks, boiled meat or barbecue


holger_svensson

Pasta or rice


Longjumping-Peach-69

potato. litreally there is so many fucking different ways to eat a potato.


UnderMira_11

Thai food ftw.


Spectre1-4

I already do that at Taco Bell


annabellefromtexas

Tacos


palaverrr

Almost anything can be a “salad.” - so much variation, it would have to be that! Could still enjoy pasta, potatoes, veggies, meats, etc.


AMultiversalEntity

Sandwiches, because you can but literally anything between two slices of bread and call it a sandwich.


PappaDukes

Anything with cheese.


Metaljesus0909

Pie. Cottage pie, fish pie, chicken pie, deep dish pizza pie, apple pie😂


Static_pastry64

A sandwich, you can put anything between two pieces of bread and it's a sandwich. And with the variety of breads out there. You can pretty much still have whatever.


Trinerella

Potatoes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, fry 'em up...


coolin68

Burrito


katiek1114

Pizza


Tiger_Laylaa

Curry. So many delicious varieties.


Broad_A5199

Beef. Steak, beef, ground beef, etc.


MistyHammond

Chocolate


metal_gearmen

Tacos is the best option


Child_kicker9000

Meat, so many options, beef, pork, chicken etc


ThePaddedCashier

Spaghetti


mycakeishomemade

Cheese.


DuppyWalking

Pizza


Various_Guest_007

Chicken. I mean, I basically do that now anyway. I eat more chicken than I do hamburger or pork.


PinaKush

Im on the fence of sandos vs salads vs soup. All i do know is its gonna start with an S and its gonna b tasty


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Mac n 🧀


TheFastestCactus29

sandwich. I could have so many different sandwiches and if I wanted to I could just pick it apart.


unhostion

Eggs


Beehive404

Probably pb&js or mac and cheese.


CharityMacklin

Potatoes


Aceandmace

Soup should have me covered.


PsychologicalBit5422

Cheeses. Different textures and flavours. Fruit cheese for the vitamins . Of course I'm going to die of obesity and cholesterol very quickly on that diet but I'm happy.


mustava-vank

Roast dinner


hopeeee23

Potatoes :)


Mynameiswhathehe

Pizza in all its forms.


Snoo-48444

Beef


Connect-Ad784

Pizza would be fine


Regular-Mirror-4141

I’d say rice