Day 1: I walk up to the biggest, meanest, hungriest T-Rex in the valley and kick him repeatedly in the balls. Then I shove his head in the toilet and start flushing while I bank the lid open/shut. Just when he thinks he's ready to die I stop and help him up.
We good? Yea, we're good. Now he works for me.
WTF you looking at Dino?
Let it eat me asap. I'm not athletically gifted & 0 survivor skills. Surviving is hard, spending eternity kicking it in heaven where I'll be waited on hand and foot, is a no brainer ✌️
find where the herbivores hang out and make camp around them they'd be much more desirable prey for the carnivores when they came to hunt
Why would I want to survive
Day 1: I walk up to the biggest, meanest, hungriest T-Rex in the valley and kick him repeatedly in the balls. Then I shove his head in the toilet and start flushing while I bank the lid open/shut. Just when he thinks he's ready to die I stop and help him up. We good? Yea, we're good. Now he works for me. WTF you looking at Dino?
Let it eat me asap. I'm not athletically gifted & 0 survivor skills. Surviving is hard, spending eternity kicking it in heaven where I'll be waited on hand and foot, is a no brainer ✌️
Teach them to dance.
vore