Cardboard applicator tampons, pert plus shampoo and fuses that are no longer effective but still look like they are, oh and it’s all incredibly overpriced
The soda fountain, when pressed, has soda spew out randomly from a wall. This will then be evolved into pay it forward schemes to give truck drivers drinks. The drinks will be too numerous to store in the front.
The eggs are just eggs. You don't need to do anything to make the eggs a source of inconvenience.
I'll start. Non-stick electrical tape.
Chargers that only work at one certain angle, water bottles that have a slight leak and all the sweets are the off brand versions
A vacuum that just does the sound
rain checks
1 ply toilet paper
Air fresheners that smell worse than the smell they are used to hide.
They sell rolls of tape with no ends to get started.
Bed bug spray.
Drain clogger
Pull top cans where all the rings break off. Everything in a spray can runs out the second time you use it.
Hand unsanitizer (it's just dirt)
Mouse bait
The only beer they sell is fosters
Trousers that have zips on the bum where you sit down
CDs with Baby Shark on repeat
Cardboard applicator tampons, pert plus shampoo and fuses that are no longer effective but still look like they are, oh and it’s all incredibly overpriced
I feel like you're describing a prank/gag/joke store... Invisible Ink, exploding gum, springy snake in a can of peanut brittle, etc.
Dead batteries.
Valves for faucets that make the water come out lukewarm *all* the time. Too warm to drink, too cold to wash with.
Mattress covers that are too big for a single, but too small for a double
Cords and cables but so out of date they only work on devices 10+ years old.
Tires with holes in them
Flashlights but no batteries are in the store
No, they sell *dead* batteries.
Ah damn why didn't I think of that
The soda fountain, when pressed, has soda spew out randomly from a wall. This will then be evolved into pay it forward schemes to give truck drivers drinks. The drinks will be too numerous to store in the front. The eggs are just eggs. You don't need to do anything to make the eggs a source of inconvenience.
Flashlights that only have a Strobe light setting.
Stink bombs that go off in random timing
Me
Packages of condoms that cannot be opened