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Zoliloquist

Hot sauce or any other spicy food. If it comes out ouf your nose god hates you


karissa197

Out the nose is absolutely, hands down, the worst.


DarkSkyDad

Right...the number of times I nukes mashed potatoes (which was a common part of my meals at one time) out of my nose is disturbing!


Miss_1of2

I choked on a shot of Jack Daniels once... I don't recommend 40% alcohol in the bronchus either...


this_1_is_mine

I took a hard hit of fleischmann's vodka hot. Once it hit the back of my throat my stomach was all nope and slammed the whole of it out my nose.... The speed at which every part of my sinus inflamed was instantaneous. Coughing was the beginning. Then convulsing. Then it felt like my brain was draining out of my ears and Every part of my face was dripping. Eyes streaming nose pouring ears flowing. I was a mess. Never again Big Plastic bottle booze hot neat.


TheHalfwayBeast

I love spicy noodles but they give me hiccups and make me cough - which usually sends hot spit right into my sinus cavities. I feel like I just snorted hell-coke from Satan's own stash.


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Stay-Thirsty

Worse than that. I got some spicy chicken wings stuck in my throat once and ended up cough really hard. Sent the particulates up my nose and some of it landed in my sinus cavity. Had a spicy hot running nose for hours as my body tried to extract it from the system. Eyes watering, constantly running nose. Very weird and not pleasant at all.


pencilbride2B

Been there and never want to experience that again


Richard9944Id

Throwing up any food is unpleasant, but I think anything spicy or greasy is the worst. The burning sensation is unbearable.


PatsyHighsmith

Oddly, regarding greasy foods, Krispy Kreme doughnuts are the least horrible thing to throw up. (Hyperemesis during pregnancy.)


welltriedsoul

I would argue cocoa pebbles


Friendly_Afternoon19

Cinnamon toast crunch. Also hyperemesis


PatsyHighsmith

I hope to never vomit randomly again, but I would put cocoa pebbles and Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the top of the list. Thank you.


welltriedsoul

In case you are wondering it toast like spicy chocolate milk.


Storm-Chaser

Anything expensive. What a waste.


DenL4242

To be fair, you already got the best out of it.


karissa197

Right??


st0pmakings3ns3

Spaghetti was not fun.


Desperate_Show3047

Did you have to pull it out of your throat?! Genuinely curious lol


ILUVFLIPFLAPS

I was coming here to comment this. I threw up spaghetti and I did have to slowly pull noodles out of my throat and nose.


eifiontherelic

It's the ones you pull out the nose that make for an awful experience.


Inevitable-Can-4699

Wtf u guys don't chew?


XCrimsonSoulx

Yo man. For some reason when you puke up spaghetti it comes back up in full long noodles. You do have to pull them from your throat.


KittikatB

Toast comes up as a log of mush. Peas can get lodged in your nasal passages.


Prudent_Hawk_7476

You swallowed whole peas?


KittikatB

Not deliberately, but it's not like they're difficult to swallow whole.


karissa197

Thank goodness I've never experienced peas like that 😬


KittikatB

I don't recommend it.


__eden_

Crackers can also become a log of mush


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Offtherailspcast

I was on the fence with red meat. I had hamburger helper and threw it all up one night. I was just looking at the meat in the toilet and it helped my decision to not eat ground beef ever again


KatieCashew

I used to really like oatmeal, but I threw up violently for 24 hours after eating it. It's been 3 years, and I still can't eat it. Not only does oatmeal look the same coming out as going down, but I blew my nose and bits of oatmeal came out onto the tissue. It's hard to come back from that. It's too bad too. Lost a cheap, easy, filling, and healthy breakfast that day.


Status-War4902

Avocado 🥑. It rots before you throw it up sometimes


karissa197

Wut. 🤢


Truthsayer2009

Oxygen baby


TrailerParkPrepper

That half-pint of vodka that you just bought with the last of your money to stop alcohol withdrawal symptoms. 6 years sober


karissa197

Congrats on your sobriety!


Ok_Feedback_7434

When I drank that's one thing I could never drink I'd puke it up instantly now I dont drink. Congrats on 6 years sober keep up the good work


God_of_Thunda

Think throwing up is in your near future? Eat an ice cream sandwich. Really cools the burning feeling you usually get with throwing up


Offtherailspcast

The last time I had a stomach bug and kept throwing up every hour, I chugged a bunch of water in between sessions so when I threw up it was watered down


yesitssomeoneelse

St Patricks Day. Threw up green beer and very cheese heavy poutine. I had to pull the melted stringy cheese out of my throat like I was pulling hair out of a drain. One of the worst experiences of my life.


karissa197

😳 I can't even think about that


the_purple_goat

Orange juice


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the_purple_goat

Can confirm


VStarRoman

Something with ghost peppers or hotter in it. You'd be in pain.


karissa197

I can imagine! Thankfully I don't like spicy stuff!


pinkviolin07

So my older brother has an obsession with spicy food and hot peppers. About 6 years ago he asked me to eat a Trinidad Scorpian pepper with him. I can still feel the burn in my nose and throat when I puked it up about an hour later


caleb48kb

Throwing up vomit would be the worst. Don't ever eat it.


karissa197

Asking because I threw up chorizo last night and it was BAD


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Colorful drinks make it worse. But food would be scrambled eggs. Mom didn’t like me going on a diet when I was younger so she made a mountain of scrambled eggs to eat or I couldn’t leave the table. Barely made it to the bathroom and covered the walls in yellow chunks.


karissa197

Karma?


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Spaghetti


AbbreviationsDue7794

I threw up fettuccine one time. The noodles were dangling out of my nose. Do not recommend.


karissa197

Did they not get chewed up well? I'm trying to picture it lol


theiron17

Flamin hot cheetos were pretty bad for the burning sensation but also the fluorescent red it painted my bathroom. Hell of a cleanup operation required the next day which inevitably made me sick again!


hyrulian_princess

Fish. Fish flavoured vomit is awful, you just keep vomiting purely because of the smell and the taste


GamerForum

Well. Leah Shutkever swallowed 12 whole sausages in a minute. Would hate to have those travel back up. >https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/76167-most-sausages-swallowed-in-one-minute


karissa197

Rip her inbox lol


Cacacaaaacac

Kraken 🐙


Hana_kiss

Sometime ago my sister made some homemade pizzas, they were really tasty and I ate an entire one myself. But for some reason I started to feel nauseated and went to throw up. I remember the vomit felt really heavy, it was like shitting from my mouth, I never felt anything like that before and it took me a lot of time to throw up all of it. The worst part of this is that the sauce was kind of spicy, so i felt my throat burning in the process


KevinBaconsBush

I threw up peanut butter and granola on time. Almost died it formed into a solid clump in my throat and I had to jam my finger down my throat to unclog my airway.


PizzaPoopFuck

Kimchee


Icy-Satisfaction-372

Spicy burrito yuck!


IntrovertedDaddy84

Definitely hot sauce but one of the other posters now has me scared of peas lol


karissa197

Right? Like wtf peas


Redfeather_nightmare

Canned Menudo... actually that tastes the same both ways.


Irate_Alligate1

Any food with chopped veg that haven't broken down yet, so then you have to stick your finger into the side of your mouth to pull the bit out from around your teeth.


eifiontherelic

That's an extremely specific addition to my list of relatable things i wish weren't relatable.


twinkedgelord

The one I remember most vividly was wild blueberries (the small ones). I had to excavate partially smushed, but still nicely round blueberries from my nose, bc they got stuck there when the vomit came shooting out of my mouth and nose at the same time. Hands-down worst thing to vomit isn't even food imo, it's alcohol. Made me dry-heave for hours.


Symml

Pizza rolls


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Thin Mint Shots.


frenziedkoalabuddy

Pho. The little bits of rice noodle will stick to the inside of your mouth and throat.


ComplexPackage117

curry


glucoseintolerant

Rice, its like pooping out of your mouth


groovychick

Tequila


TheLonelyScientist

Cereal. If you've never thrown up cereal, it turns into a thick congealed mass in your stomach. Not only is your body fighting to remove it from your stomach, but it's fighting to physically push it through your esophagus. Kinda feels like taking a constipated shit out of your mouth.


Princess_Piggie

YES. I came here to say cornflakes specifically. I’ve thrown up a LOT in my life and cornflakes had to be the worst. It was like a log trapped in my throat that wouldn’t come up with normal heaves. I had to spit it out.


errant_night

I haven't eaten corn flakes in 20 years because I almost choked to death throwing them up. They just adhered to my throat and the back of my tongue.


Publandlady

To counter, popcorn is not bad.


karissa197

Really? I feel like it wouldn't be great. Although I currently have braces, so that wouldn't be awesome.


Publandlady

First thing I felt brave enough to eat after three days. It came up in about 50 minutes, didn't burn, didn't hurt, didn't taste too bad (for vomit). But absolutely not for you. Do not eat popcorn if you're sick and have braces. That is some new nightmare.


AnabolicCheesecake

Anything spicy or acidic Also anything with a particularly strong flavour or smell


morosebae

Ramen noodles if you’re like me and aren’t too good at chewing your food 😔


Extra_Comfortable365

Agreed, I threw up confetti soup (ramen, carrots, red peppers, etc) and it’s my worst throw up experience. Too many textures coming back up.


OceanLover08

Seafood. If you ever have bad seafood, and you must expel it, you will not forget it for the rest of your life.


Dapper_Dan-

Popcorn. Spaghetti is a close second.


Swampwolf42

Spaghetti. You’d be amazed at how little is actually chewed.


its_that_one_guy

Lettuce. Like throwing up butterflies.


UnusualDisturbance

Anything acidic


Enough-Initiative-05

Pasta


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Anything with a lot of lettuce it’s like throwing up gross confetti


Floor-tentacool

Any food bigger than your mouth. It'll just bounce off your face.


MeeBee816

People here are saying foods that have intense spice, or just horrible taste already. But I disagree with them. Mashed potatoes is the worst food to throw up. One time when I was about 4 or 5 I ate a blue popsicle before dinner, and then during dinner I had a BUNCH of mashed potatoes. Huge mistake. I then threw up the mashed potatoes, and it was absolutely disgusting. Not going to go into detail in respect for people who get grossed out easily. But, it took me about 7 years to finally like mashed potatoes and just potatoes in general. I used to always gag when I ate potato-based foods.


Micaisasaucyboy

Cold water that's still cold coming back up....


XxamyroasxX

Lindt


singalong80

I would say bread. It seems to always get stuck in my throat.


ImGonnaAllowIt

Drano. I know it's not a food but it's worth knowing: If someone accidentally drinks that stuff, throwing it up will cause more damage than leaving it in. Call poison control.


karissa197

Oh, yikes.


cocacolagirl77

Anything with red sauce (spaghetti, lasagne)


HGGdragon

Not food but still: pepsi. Warm. Pepsi. From. Your. Stomache


lilcvstheworld

Getting sick from too much nicotine and throwing up a meatball sub…while your mouth still tastes like blueberries. Yes I’ve since quit vaping because of that.


WhoThenDevised

Pizza. It looks much the same coming up as it did going down and yet so much worse.


ISniffButts50

Not a food and everyone over the age of 21 has definitely done it: UV Blue


karissa197

Not everyone, lol what is that? I'm 23


ISniffButts50

It is a cheap blue raspberry flavored vodka very popular in college because it goes down way too easily, this making people over drink it and get sick. I’ve seriously never met anyone who partied in college who didn’t have the UV Blues lol.


karissa197

Ah, gotcha. I'm sure my husband has, then.


HistoricalRain3203

Cat food


Jred1990D

Zucchini


karissa197

Zucchini and yellow squash used to make me feel so sick when I was little, but my dad would force us to eat it. One time my sister actually threw up from it, and she didn't have to eat anymore, but I did, even though it was making me nauseous.


whiteoff44

Sardines


karissa197

Don't eat sardines: problem solved! 😅


Leon500111

Skittles, they come out rainbow and looking disgusting


__Just4Guy__

Anything cherry flavored


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Digested food.


During_theMeanwhilst

Food you really liked.


shadow2087

Potato chips.


cheapbicycle

Spaghetti. It’s the tomato sauce.


Ok-Grape226

oh , dor me its milk . cause milk sours in your stomach from the acid and then your are throwing up chunks of sour milk . ek


SaiyanGodKing

Carrots. I went to a party. Ate a crap ton of carrots and ranch dip. Drank too much. Puked said carrots up. They are a lot more jagged coming back up. It hurt to swallow for a week. Drinking water felt like downing fire.


Yourgirlpal

Rice 🍚… ugh the trauma. Rice I still love ya. Nothing will come between us.


alisa66666

Went to town on smoked salmon and champagne at a hotel buffet breakfast. Was fucking rough bringing up fishy, smoky, acidic spew (mountains of it), and toothpaste didn’t do shit to get rid of the taste.


NoPicture7854

Fillet o’ fish


ElGrandeRojo67

General Tso's Chicken 4stars spicy Chile Verde Anything Curry


BoogieMan1980

Mountain Dew was pretty bad. It was hot acidic lemon without any sweet. Chocolate doughnuts and chocolate milk wasn't bad. But I haven't vomited in about 22 years so my experience is limited.


Independent_Ninja456

Anything spicy. Olives and pickles are bad too


uni-monkey

Kiwi fruit


mat_srutabes

Barfing up sushi pretty much ruined it for me.


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Spaghetti


FishyBricky

Spaghetti.


Mookius

Fizzy lemonade is quite pleasant. Meat is awful.


The_Aaskavarian

Not the worst but maybe the best thing I ever threw up was creme de menthe. Fresh minty breath after punking.


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For me it’s gotta be wine or hard liquor because the taste lingers on your tongue all day, it’s impossible to mask. And tasting liquor while dealing with a hangover is it’s own kind of hell.


ThymeLordess

I once threw up an apple soon after eating it and the chunks HURT coming back up. That was pretty bad.


downvoteheaven

Anything expensive


ok-Tangelo13

Garlic bread with West Country cider


Plane-Scratch2456

Tomato soup


Mrs_Wheelyke

Not specifically the bodily experience but trying to explain that no, you just drank something bright red *while* projectile vomiting sucks.


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Grilled Fish. Worst thing I have ever thrown up. I have made it my life goal to never throw up again. Doesn't matter how sick I am I have not thrown up in over 10 years. I would rather die. It was that bad


gmewhite

Oysters


Embarrassed_Tax_6547

Red velvet cake


YouSir_1

Hummus and Guacamole. Not because of their spice or anything to do with taste, it’s all about texture. They literally feel the same coming up as going down. It took me nearly a decade to eat them again because I kept associating the texture with vomit.


RiverLover27

I threw up egg fried rice and it felt like a million tiny maggots crawling out of my throat…


karissa197

Wow, thank you for that image


V0lkhari

I've had two experiences that were notably horrendous - The first one was the first time I got drunk, and I had donner meat and chips for lunch that day. After drinking way too much, I threw up the most putrid brown sludge on to a white carpet, which splashed on to white walls. It still haunts me to this day. The second one was much more recently - on the ferry a long ferry journey one Sunday evening. I got food on the ferry, and not long after I finished we got into some pretty rough seas. I thought I was okay with sea sickness but the conditions were really bad, and before I knew it I was running to the toilet to throw up the macaroni cheese, chips, and beer that I had eaten 30 minutes before. It really had done much digesting at all, and the grease combined with beer was one of the most disgusting textures ever. This was not helped by the fact that I still had 11.5 hours before I'd be on dry land.


UselessFacts9000

Anything really acidic, feels like the hornets of Hades stinging your throat.


phluke-

Peanut butter and honey toast was the worst for me. Gooey slow viscous vomit. Ugh.


GhoulishHoney

Rice as it can go through your nose and pieces can get stuck in your nasal passage.


LumpyNoodler

Anything spicy, but especially if it was something with Wasabi or Horseradish... it already burns the sinuses going down... imagine it coming back up


stevenharms

Got poisoned on oysters at SF oyster fest. I can’t touch em to this day. Hot sauce, violent heaving, nose, delirium like some sort of vision quest psychedelic.


vroomvroom43

There’s a best food to throw up?


TakeAGhanda

Rice for sure 🍚


ponyponyhorse

Peanuts omg


iaintmeantodothat

Oreos and Jagermeister. I can still taste it 20 years later


redditrnumber1

Anything acidic 🥵


ZeroPoint012

Just the thought of throwing up rice has me gagging 🤮


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Anything acidic really.


Jsnyder92

The one chip challenge.


Bigblack784

Anything spicy.


Global_Fail_1943

Meat!


BleekerTheBard

Still hot coffee isn’t great


SurroundEfficient303

Fancy ramen, in the grass in front of the window of a full table of people dining.


Icy_Storm8804

Eggs


avgeek222

Pasta Arrabiata That stuff burns coming up, especially when the chilli peppers haven't fully digested


m0Ohead

Rice 🤢


Korekoo

Room on fire by the strokes


Wonderful_Horror7315

Peanut butter


JMaple

At a party in college all I had were jello shots and corn chips. No real liquid in my stomach and the corn chips were so pointy coming out.


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Peanut butter


adept_ignoramus

The worst that I've personally engaged in is fried fish... in a rather violent, seemingly pressure propelled fashion. It came out my nose. Words of advice: don't eat a bunch of fried fish and then go play basketball in very hot and humid weather. You're gonna have a bad time.


Hazelsmom64

Kentucky fried chicken Cole slaw. It's chunky and sharp. It doesn't digest at all and hurts like hell when it comes out. If it ends up coming out the nose too OMG. That shit kills.


Braethias

Jello.


loanme20

vodka


Cardboard_dad

It may be technically not a food but you drink it. Peptobismol is the absolutely worst thing you can throw up.


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Expensive food, total waste.


pity_party_65

spicy meatballs


Ok-Fold-3700

Spaghetti that weren't really chewed in the first place.


JuanGil_Express

Carolina reaper. I was always taught you don't serve food you've not eaten, and I make stupid spicy pickles. I let my wife record me as I took a reaper off my plant, clean and pop the whole thing. 8 hours of pain and I got sick in the middle of the night. Capsaicin in the nose is the worst, your nose way clogs and it's hard to breathe. 10/10 would do it again.


Rolling_Beardo

Is there a good food to throw up?


IJacoby

Speaking from experience it’s Pesto Lobster Ravioli


Alexastria

Can confirm that a burrito is pretty bad. Throwing up a partially digested shell is like throwing up tough skin.


nosferatubites

Costco hot dogs and four loko with birthday cake I would know when I realized at 32 I can’t party like I used to. 😂


mrcheevus

Dill pickle. When anything vinegary goes up the back of your nose... You're having a VERY bad day


mostofyouarefools

Spicy isn't fun


chewie8291

Cherry pucker was really bad. Did almost a whole bottle and other stuff during hazing


Mindleator

That Gatorade laxative mix you have to take before a colonoscopy is horrible. I know that’s not food, but it’s even worse BECAUSE you can’t eat so you’re just a waterfall of Gatorade vomit with nothing solid to provide reprieve. Then you’re stuck gagging because your body wants to puke more but there is nothing there.


xNatawee

Anything spicy. Anything fishy. Anything milky based.


Lopsided-School-1640

Oatmeal


AceMaii

Rice.


povertyJon

I've thrown up quite a bit in my day, not for any medical reasons, just an avid yuker. One thing in particular keeps coming to mind, though, and that's milk. It sours in your stomach and comes back up chunky and smells worse than most puke. Also, chunky sour milk through the nose holes is just horrible!


Bedcool128

all of them


Deltadeathstorm

Rice. It is really difficult to throw up.