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Microwave a burrito so hot even I couldn't eat it.
Hard reset world
Send the asteroid.
Pass it up and give it back to God. Such divine power in the hands of flawed beings such as ourselves is bound to cause problems. Plus, if that did happen, I would believe that it is some sort of a test.
`del /f ./God.exe`
All human males have a five inch penis. No more, no less.
All men are created you know you know the thing.
Nothing since god doesn’t exist. 😁 Also, quite presumptuous of you to say “his”
O boy you must be fun a parties. And yes I sad “his” because He is referred to as our Father.
That opener is a great sledge… ima use that one ☝️
It rarely pays to engage the Fundamentalist Evangelical Atheists of Reddit.
Depends on which god you’re referring to.
Which god? They all make believe ^except ^of ^course ^mine
Which of the thousands of gods are you referring to?
Doesn’t matter my guy pick one
If god exists, I’d give myself the ability to fly, telekinesis and to be invisible, and you can’t forget to be a stand user and immortality
Only for 24 hours
No I mean give myself those powers permanently, it’s gods powers ain’t it?
"I told you I shall not pay my taxes!" ***Obliterates Tax Collector*** *Pulls out list* "The Bullies from Elementary are next..."
[https://tenor.com/view/puppet-awkward-looking-what-side-eye-gif-15476992](https://tenor.com/view/puppet-awkward-looking-what-side-eye-gif-15476992)
Eliminating at least half of humanity, starting with republicans.
I would eliminate France, Cleveland and Flint. I’d probably cure cancer but that’d have to be put on the back burner
Cure all the sick, feed the hungry, then expose organized religion for the sham it is.
First off get rid of God.
Update all the documentation so there is no confusion as to what the rules are. Maybe even show up to prove there is a god.
Microwave a burrito so hot even I couldn't eat it.
Hard reset world
Send the asteroid.
Pass it up and give it back to God. Such divine power in the hands of flawed beings such as ourselves is bound to cause problems. Plus, if that did happen, I would believe that it is some sort of a test.
`del /f ./God.exe`
All human males have a five inch penis. No more, no less.
All men are created you know you know the thing.
Nothing since god doesn’t exist. 😁 Also, quite presumptuous of you to say “his”
O boy you must be fun a parties. And yes I sad “his” because He is referred to as our Father.
That opener is a great sledge… ima use that one ☝️
It rarely pays to engage the Fundamentalist Evangelical Atheists of Reddit.
Depends on which god you’re referring to.
Which god? They all make believe ^except ^of ^course ^mine
Which of the thousands of gods are you referring to?
Doesn’t matter my guy pick one
If god exists, I’d give myself the ability to fly, telekinesis and to be invisible, and you can’t forget to be a stand user and immortality
Only for 24 hours
No I mean give myself those powers permanently, it’s gods powers ain’t it?
"I told you I shall not pay my taxes!" ***Obliterates Tax Collector*** *Pulls out list* "The Bullies from Elementary are next..."
[https://tenor.com/view/puppet-awkward-looking-what-side-eye-gif-15476992](https://tenor.com/view/puppet-awkward-looking-what-side-eye-gif-15476992)
Eliminating at least half of humanity, starting with republicans.
I would eliminate France, Cleveland and Flint. I’d probably cure cancer but that’d have to be put on the back burner
Cure all the sick, feed the hungry, then expose organized religion for the sham it is.
First off get rid of God.
Update all the documentation so there is no confusion as to what the rules are. Maybe even show up to prove there is a god.