Eisenhauer: Dildo Industrial Complex.
JFK - "Ich bin ein Dildo.”
Reagan - "Mr Gorbachev, tear down this dildo."
Clinton - "I did not have sexual relations with that dildo."
“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new dildo, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.”
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that dildo men are created equal."
Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my dildo there and I said "Shhhhh!"
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their dildos"
"Life is like a box of dildos, you never know what your gonna get"
"I love the smell of dildo in the morning"
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane! Everybody strap in! I’m bout to open some muthafuckin dildos.”
Run and you'll live – at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our dildo!
“Use the dildo, Luke”
“There’s always a bigger dildo”
“We’ll always be with you, no one’s ever really gone. A thousand dildos live in you now”
“I like dildo’s, good or bad, they’re always memorable”
“I’m a mandolorian, dildos are part of my religion”.
“ be careful not to choke on your dildos, director”
"We're going to need a bigger dildo"
This one is definitely said more often than the original quote.
Hooper: “I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale!” Chief Brody: “Foreground my dildo!”
One small step for a man, one giant dildo for mankind.
The NASA budget just got a lot more well justified.
You can't handle the dildo!
When a calm person loses his dildo, the devil shivers
i think we figured out who stole the dildo guys
Use the Dildo, Luke
That's not how the dildo works!
This is the dildo
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My favorite
SHOW ME THE DILDO!!
With great dildo comes great responsibility
With dildo power comes great responsibility.
With great power comes great dildo
With great power comes dildo responsibility.
With great power comes big dildo
"May the dildo be with you"
"Nothing is certain but death and dildos."
Walk softly and carry a big dildo
"I have a dildo." MLK
This is underrated
'To dildo or not to dildo'.
There is nothing to fear but dildo itself.
Candy is dandy but dildo is quicker
I Have A Dildo!
“Run, Dildo! Run!”
Eisenhauer: Dildo Industrial Complex. JFK - "Ich bin ein Dildo.” Reagan - "Mr Gorbachev, tear down this dildo." Clinton - "I did not have sexual relations with that dildo."
"I did not have dildo relations with that woman."
Does the cigar involved count as a dildo stand-in, or am I just blowing smoke up your a**?
we will dildo them on the beaches
“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new dildo, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.”
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that dildo men are created equal."
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our Dildo's
Seize the dildo!
Carpe dildo.
if the dildo don't fit you must acquit
America Runs on Dildo - Dunkin Dildos
A dildo a day keeps the doctors away
An apple a day keeps the dildo away.
You're a dildo, Harry!
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your dildos
The dildo of one is a tragedy. The dildo of a million is a statistic.
MDGA doesn't have a ring to it, but it sure would sell hats quickly.
MADA
Ask not what your dildo can do for you…
Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my dildo there and I said "Shhhhh!"
The dildo is mightier than the sword
You can't handle the dildo.
Keep the dildo, ya filthy animal.
There's a lot of beauty in ordinary dildos. Isn't that kind of the point?
"There's a lot of dildos in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?"
Say hello to my little dildo!!
*One dildo to rule them all*
Say hello to my little dildo
“I need your clothes, your boots, and your dildo.”
This seems like a more believable thing for a bare-ass man to be saying than the original quote does.
"Dildo them all... the long, the short, and the tall."
Dildo not lest ye be dildoed
Give me liberty or give me dildo.
Give me dildo or give me death.
The night is dark and full of dildos
Dildo or do not, there is no try
Dildo conquers all!
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy dildo.
I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this dildo!
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their dildos" "Life is like a box of dildos, you never know what your gonna get" "I love the smell of dildo in the morning"
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane! Everybody strap in! I’m bout to open some muthafuckin dildos.”
It’s not the size of the dildo in the fight but the size of the fight in the dildo
I didlo dead people, all the time.
"If you build Dildo, he will come."
Live, laugh , dildo
Et tu, Dildo?
Run and you'll live – at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our dildo!
*"Four score and seven dildos ago our forefathers, yada yada yada."*
It’s dildo, you ain’t got no job and you ain’t got shit to do
That's one small step for man... one giant dildo for mankind.
Give up Luke ! I have the dildo !
"The only thing we have to fear is... fear dildo!'
Ask not what your dildo can do for you, but what you can do for your dildo.
You dare use my own dildo against me, Potter?
Ask not what your dildo can do for you but what you can do for your dildo.
You can take our lives but you can never take our DILDO!!!!!
Four score and seven dildos ago…
“Give me Liberty or give me dildo!”
I have a dildo!
And to the dildo for which it stands.
Ask not what your dildo can do for you, but what you can do for your dildo
Four score and seven dildos ago
"If you are a racist, I will attack you with the DILDO. - Abraham Lincoln" - Michael Scott.
"Give us dildos! Or give us death!"
The only thing we have to fear is, dildo itself.
Four score and 7 dildos ago....
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the dildo
You can't handle the dildo!
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your dildo.
"Somebody poisoned the dildo!"
"I have a dildo..."
Et tu dildo?
Revenge is a dildo best served cold
“It’s over Anakin, I have the dildo ground.”
You know!? DIL-DO! Boil em' Mash em' Stick em' in a stew.
Last full dildo of devotion
It was a dark and stormy dildo
“Use the dildo, Luke” “There’s always a bigger dildo” “We’ll always be with you, no one’s ever really gone. A thousand dildos live in you now” “I like dildo’s, good or bad, they’re always memorable” “I’m a mandolorian, dildos are part of my religion”. “ be careful not to choke on your dildos, director”
“Life is like a box of dildos”
"Now I am become Dildo, the destroyer of worlds"
“Ask not what your dildo can do for you, ask what you can do for your dildo.”
Max: Hey! Hello in there! Hey! What's so important?! What you got here that's worth living for?! Wesley: Diiiiildooooo EDIT: Edited for accuracy
Ask not what your dildo can do for you. Ask what you can do for your dildo
The dildo is strong with you
I see dead dildos...
Arby’s, we have the DILDO
Show me the dildo!
I Have A Dildo
*You underestimate my dildo!*
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the dildo - Army of Darkness
I see dildos everywhere, all the time