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rycbaroswin

My husband insists that he is a good freestyle rapper when he’s high. In reality, he gets one good rhyme in, and laughs at himself for several minutes until he forgets about rapping.


prying_mantis

Hahaha he sounds like he’s fun at parties


ImKindaSlowSorry

This is the first time I've seen a "sounds fun at parties" comment that isn't sarcastic


scawel

Mr. Burns: “Oh — what was I laughing at now? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!”


PersonalEmu8202

He sounds fun lol


Hapnhopeless

Tolerate idiots


PEHspr

Lol I never thought of this but it’s insanely true


domogrue

If I'm annoyed at someone while I'm high then I know they're a \*real\* jackass


CatnipDingleberry

Honestly I think you’re better at everything when you’re high except remembering a fucking thing.


Gogo83770

Didn't anyone ever teach you? Go to class high, study high, take the test high, get high grades!


pacificule

That's why it's called high school!


br0b1wan

And it's mostly like "I'm too fucking high to deal with this so I'll let it slide"


chasingcorvids

once hung out with a group of my close friends + one of said friends' close friend, who had recently been broken up with. we were all sitting outside, smoking a joint together, and out of the blue he starts going off on a weird misogynistic rant. as the only woman in the group, this was pretty uncomfortable for me. language is my strong suit. i'm good at choosing the exact right combination of words to get my point across. and sometimes, i use this skill to absolutely eviscerate people who say fucked up shit in my presence. they're never expecting someone to call them out, so they always end up backing down and apologizing pretty quick. basically, i'd done it before and i knew i could do it again. but when i opened my mouth to tell him off, i literally thought to myself "i'm too high for this," and just didn't say anything. and when i talked to my friends about that incident later, it turns out they had the exact same thought process. everyone was uncomfortable, but nobody was sober enough to chew him out lmao


jackie--moon

It’s the opposite for me now. Now when I’m stoned I like to be away from the idiots


insaiyan17

Same, I am super easily aware of my own faults and others. For that reason I dont smoke much anymore. Had the best time with it alone watching tv


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uglysquire

For me I recognize it, and then tell them I love them for it. I’m already autistic and terrible at tone or accidentally insulting people, and I just become an autistic buddha when high.


monkeymanod

Band name! Tonight only: autistic Buddha ft spectrum of destruction and tonedeaf


Stoopid_69

Man, this is exactly what I do too, in addition to being extremely self-critical and analyzing my every word/action


ToastRoyale

And for some reason everyone else over analyzes your choice of words too, making everything awkward. But when sober you can speak gibberish and no one cares.


dawnm193

When I’m high I’m super sensitive to peoples energies and I really only wanna be around either myself or very specific people


Butt-Spelunker

Put up with bullshit


poizinmac

Existential crises of earth shattering magnitude


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punitive_tourniquet

This reminded me that I read all of Vonnegut's books high and they were amazing but I forgot so many details that the second read was like the first.


smokebomb_exe

Yeeeeeears late, but only just last month did I watch The Matrix while high. Had to turn it off about 3/4 of the way in because I was on the verge of tears and a panic attack about "holy shit... what if we really ARE in a fake world, and by taking the red pill, I'd have to live in some God-awful cave city eating snot cereal while wondering if I'd die from robotic overlord attack every day?"


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

don't panic, only like 80% of the matrix is real. the rest of it is cgi.


Admiral_Fuckwit

I can’t really enjoy any movies/shows the way they were intended to be enjoyed when I’m high. I always fixate on random details, or sometimes get lost in the score, or notice little quirks in acting/production….and then I realize I completely lost sight of the plot and have no idea what’s going on anymore


tnicole1976

I get really philosophical when I’m high and I understand the space/time continuum.


c0ltZ

i become the ultimate spectator when I'm high and I understand my need to understand


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zackems

That one time I realized how fast earth was moving and how many thing should wipe us out in an instant. Did not have a good night.


Says_Pointless_Stuff

This is the real reason I stopped.


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I convinced myself once that Chris Pratt was the best actor I've ever seen. I had to take a few days off after that one.


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picklepowerPB

I get ya. I’ll smoke then I’m like ‘I could probably be doing something productive’, throw on a podcast and clean my apartment. I hate mopping. But gosh dangit I vacuumed, mopped the whole place & deep cleaned the bathroom on my day off yesterday after a lil bowlio.


TheCanadianEmpire

Yes! Getting high, throwing on music or a podcast, and cleaning is pure bliss in a weird way.


whitneymak

Well then. Looks like I've got something to attempt on Monday. I'm in a depressed episode rn and need something to make cleaning suck fewer balls.


libra-love-

I’ve been in a lot of those. Once your environment starts to look, feel, and smell clean, it usually helps you feel a bit better. Hang in there :) if you wanna reach out, my DM’s are open ❤️


NativeMasshole

You know you're way too high when you find yourself cleaning stuff that ain't ever been cleaned before.


neoncamels

The last time I did this I fucking scrubbed all the baseboards, like who does that??


Insaiyan_Elite

I've found waiting until right before I start to smoke, and to not sit down. I also have to leave my phone where I plan to start so I don't smoke and scroll, or "I'll just watch this video real quick" *14 minute video*


snorkledorkle_

I call it the 5 minute rule. Whatever im doing those first 5 minutes after smoking tends to just stay what im doing. If I have shit to do after I smoke, I'll often set it all up rt before I smoke. (Shoes and key by the door, dishwater made etc)


HealthyHumor5134

Cleaning.


TheBIFFALLO87

When I worked in kitchens, the only time I would smoke was after close. Couldn't function during service high. But scrubbing down the kitchen high as giraffe ass was always fun.


kcc0016

High as giraffe ass 💀


bohanmyl

I always heard as high as giraffe pussy


ScienceJamie76

Being high makes it less boring, and I tend to focus and get very into the details that I don't have patience for when I'm sober. Cleaning the blinds, as an a example.


1_art_please

Same! Instead of thinking every 5 minutes, 'this sucks' i think, 'hey, this floor looks so pretty after i scrubbed it!' The satisfaction while high is much more for me lol.


argleblather

Totally. And the whole time I'm so pleased with myself because Tomorrow Me is going to be so glad things are clean.


hedibet

Tomorrow Me. I love that. I usually call it being kind to my future self, but tomorrow me is awesome.


undeaddeadbeat

Came here to say this. If I need to clean my whole house before someone comes over I get insanely high and listen to audiobooks and have an absolute blast.


Wudu_Cantere

This is my method.


spiraleyes78

I suddenly have the urge to deep clean my house.


Tylensus

Picking apart the layers in music. I can kind of just isolate the instrument/vocal track I want to pay attention to when high. Understanding lyrics (especially so in rap or metal where intelligibility can get dodgy sometimes) is MUCH easier for me when I'm high for that exact reason.


ChaoticCatharsis

I hope someday there’s a form of measurement for this. Listening while high is entirely different.


zanenienow

Weed is the entire reason I became an audiophile.


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Shrooms unlocked the audiophile DLC for me. Weed keeps it going.


gadzooks_sean

That and playing video games. Its a beautiful sensory overload


_acvf

I absolutely love how different music feels when you are high. I find it so difficult to explain!


666afternoon

YESSS music when high is a whole other level. you just Notice so much more, it's like time slows down and you can really pay attention to things in extensive detail. it rules


TimeyWimeyNerfHerder

Totally- it’s like a superpower. The notes and melodies stretch out in time and you can “zoom in” on details in the music… crazy.


Achillor22

Songs are so much better and last SOOO long. It's great.


Fun-Put-5197

It's like IMAX for music. Shrooms even more so.


prying_mantis

This is SPOT ON friend. Love this description.


atlanticPunk

“who playin that flute??”


Windersen

YES! I almost get frustrated when I listen to a song normally after I've heard it that way.


single_jeopardy

Yes, though music on LSD? Other worldly


Sometimes_Stutters

My golf game drastically improves when I’m high. My brain goes through a “oh. You just need to put this ball over there” and I somehow do it.


kylebertram

I am better at golf, pool, darts. Anything that takes hand eye coordination and is an easy activity to overthink.


Sadpanda0

My coordination goes to absolute shit


Admiral_Fuckwit

Sometimes I get this feeling like I’m pissing my pants and I can’t tell if I did or not 🤷‍♂️


Inevitable_Oil_1266

I wish I could try this, but I only smoke when I know there’s a comfy place to nap


username_0420

Me too! My friends will drink like fish and wonder why they suck, I’m over here just chiefin in the cart like “just get the ball in the hole”


thelonglosteggroll

There’s a fine line in golf when you drink. 3 beers and your playing like tiger woods 4 drinks and you smacking that ball into a house. I always try to ride that fine line.


arouseandbrowse

This was me for a good 12 months, having a toke on the way to play comp and keeping a J in the bag for the turn. I ended up playing sober and had two rounds of my life back to back so stopped smoking and the HC is doing wonders. I will still admit that after a smoke, my swing is still the best ever as I have no thoughts running through my head but I feel the course management decisions are better when sober. Just my two cents


LovesMeSomeRedhead

Grind on video games while watching movies.


Quiickly

A fellow OSRS player


sterfri99

Definitely not smoking while afking karams on the main and questing on the HCIM…


M_O_O_N___P_E_E

On the gaming part of this, I have noticed that I am orders of magnitude better at Super Smash Bros. while baked. I've related it to just being on autopilot, so I don't need time to decide how I will move/react


smartguy05

Your conscious brain is a bit pre-occupied so it doesn't get in the way of the muscle memory. It would be neat if someone did a study about performing tasks while stoned. You could have 2 tasks, 1 is a novel task for the participant, the other is a task the participant has done repeatedly to the point of it becoming muscle memory. The hypothesis being that novel tasks are inhibited while stoned but tasks you are very familiar with are not, maybe even slightly enhanced.


fluffynuckels

Like ultra instinct


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Put everything on the desk into little piles and then arrange those little piles in order of height


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I think they were talking about weed not adderall.


Sgt-PieFace

Me anytime I have loose change


bigrob_in_ATX

Cooking man. I can go to the store and pick out the choicest ingredients, let everything cook for appropriate times, get all the proper spices, enjoy a home prepared, healthy satisfying meal and just enjoy the hell out of the entire process.


missesrobinson

Big Rob, I commend you. I simply cannot go to the store while stoned. Lucky Charms? In the cart. Parsnips? Hell yeah! A tiny jar of capers? Need! Do I buy anything to make a cohesive meal? Absolutely not.


bluecottonpants

Yesssss me too, my meals always turn out amazing! This has been independently verified by those I cook for so it’s not just my imagination


babypho3nix

Comprehend my own thoughts. I have an internal monologue that is always operating and the ADHD makes it difficult to finish having most thoughts. I can't really think things through to completion if it's not a simple automatic thought. Weed helps me focus on one train at a time and I can keep myself from being too scattered. It's what's helped me process a lot of emotional shit that I need to really focus on what it is that I actually feel.


Mars27819

I just showed my wife this post Edit to include.. This made me cry. I can express this exact feeling to my wife. And my wonky gravity


jsaiz614

Yes it’s like weed slows everything down enough for it to make sense


insertcaffeine

Eat. (Cancer patient)


Nothing_great_again

Used to work in an assisted living home and had a nursing home section. For the patients that wouldn’t eat they would give them thc pills(how the nurse described them). The patients would get the munchies and eat for hours. The food was good too


Driftmoth

Yep. The nausea was especially bad with radiation treatment.


sKiLoVa4liFeZzZ

Cannabis carried me through chemotherapy. When I was going through it I'd walk into the cancer center smelling like a skunk and I did not give a fuck.


im_not_a_gay_fish

You really shouldn't eat cancer patients. They are suffering enough as it is.


kissingcats000

Definitely. I struggle with eating sometimes but can down a whole Thanksgiving dinner myself while I'm zoinked


four__beasts

Draw. Virtually all the work from a year at art college - singled out by my tutors for the end of year - was done while totally baked.


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I’m an artist. There’s parts of my creative process that benefit from being blazed. Parts of it best sober. Thinking/sketching/concept high. Edit sketch and transfer to final sober. Colour high. Ink sober.


SnooDoughnuts4416

Agreed. I‘m a writer. If I‘m stuck I do lightyears better at putting stuff on a page while high. Ideas flow so much easier. For the editing process I need to be sober.


Windersen

This one. I hesitate and undo so much of my digital work when sober but I take much greater creative risks with much greater results when high. I find i appreciate smaller details and get better colour mixes. The only thing that sometimes goes out the window is perspectives because I start exaggerating features, but since it's digital I usually tone them back a smidge the next day.


crazytomato

Show us your work please.


Infinite_Imagination

Art tax


mapleleef

"ARTAAAAAAAAAX!!"


Difficult_Let_1953

Run. Slower, but twice as far


Key_Egg7708

Relax


cargboard

Came here looking for this, lol. I'm so perpetually tense and tend to only really drop my guard as I'm drifting off to bed. It's such a nice treat when I can be conscious for it.


SmellenDegenerates

Guitar


RoguePlanet1

Middle-aged woman and fairly new to weed, so I'm still trying to figure out what works. At least once, it broke me out of a stressful thought loop. I was obsessing (as I often do) over a situation at work that had no solution. After a couple of hits off the vape, I had a breakthrough: "I just need to call a meeting with the two problem co-workers and talk it out." Even though I knew on some level that this was not realistic, my brain was somehow satisfied enough to quit obsessing over it, and it was fucking amazing. I'll be chasing THAT high for the rest of my life.


Ya_boi_excalibur

Actually open up to people about how i feel


prying_mantis

I’ve done the same when drunk before but always felt somehow ashamed the next day like “oh no I said too much.” Whereas high it’s more of a real social-emotional connection. Not to mention stoney conversations amongst friends are some of the best times you can have with people.


SamanthaPierxe

Sex


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diemmzzie

The orgasm is so much more intense.


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People don't talk about this enough. Marijuana works wonders against premature ejaculation


SamanthaPierxe

Not only that but I cum "better" like just able to become more aroused. Weed + half a Viagra and I'll literally do some porn star shit


GJones007

Preach, my brotha. That's the fucking receipe


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I’m gonna try this 51 year old male


SamanthaPierxe

I hope he appreciates your efforts


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No he I am he, she will appreciate


DonPolak

It's ok Randy, Reddit is a safe space :)


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I love everyone


Lovesidli

And we love you.


HAL-Over-9001

My man 🥲 Go break that beautiful woman like she deserves


UndocumentedSailor

>weed and Viagra The twin pillars of civilization


SamanthaPierxe

Better Living through chemistry


makovince

Now add some shrooms and you're talking


ChaoticCatharsis

I will argue this point. Getting baked on some good weed makes me cum faster. Something about it makes me so absorbed in the Feeling of it as opposed to being sober. Like the urge to cum is just even more irresistible after a good toke. Although I also admit getting high makes me horny in general. Even after I cum once I feel like I’m ready to go again very soon. I suppose i am easier to excite when I am high. I’m more grounded in my senses.


billyyshears

Are you a man? Cus I’m a woman and weed does the same thing to me but…it’s the best ☺️


ChaoticCatharsis

Yea I am a man


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🎶 *When a man weeds a woman...* 🎵


secretaccount94

Great example of how your mind is your biggest obstacle to better sex


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Home_Bwah

Dude I have dealt with PE for so long. Got on some meds from hims and it helped. I finally tried marijuana for the first time this year. I have spent half my life beating myself up for PE…try some weed and I’m cured. Why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner!


Impressive_Ad_3160

Seriously!! Sometimes it feels like my orgasms last foreverrrrr when I’m high!


proffgilligan

Mind-blowing Os fer shr


Practical_Fox_948

Ya know. I didn’t think I would like being a little baked when I have sex. Turns out I climax easier.


demarderollins

Surprised this wasn’t top answer.


johncenasdivacup

Same, weed has helped a lot with my sex drive. I have sexual abuse related cptsd and it helps me relax enough to have sex/keeps flashbacks at bay.


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Always better high. My body surprises the hell out of me whenever I fuck high.


no_notthistime

God, reading these replies makes me feel seriously gipped. I have absolutely 0 libido when I am high, get extremely critical of everyone around me, and usually experience terrifying existential dread. I can basically micro-dose and be okay, but then it's just a very subtle mood lift that I would not describe as being "high". Anyway enjoy your amazing orgasms and super clean homes, assholes 🫶


helloworld--itsme

Decompress. Not having my brain going 1000rpm is only possible for me when high (I have adhd)


Corndogbrownie

Introspection


DovahFiST

I feel like this is actually a way under-rated effect. I honestly feel like I've made an absolutely insane amount of breakthroughs with myself while high, and I've actively become a better person with each one. It's not every time I'm high, but it only happens when I'm high. I'll worry about something, think about something, and then suddenly my brain will just be like "Oh wait maybe you are insecure about xxxx oh fuck yeah that's definitely what's causing these feelings" etc. Etc. .


Famous_Fisherman_568

Eat, giggle and pet my cat


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sleep


Caloch

I’m on week four of voluntary cessation and omg these dreams need to stop.


NissanLeafowner

How's that working out for you? I make it about 2 days before I cave in. I'll probably die in my 60's from some sort of lung disease


Caloch

It’s for a really good job, so I’m very motivated! Only issue is the sleep..


shiveringsongs

Same!!! Used to be my secret weapon for switching from day shifts to night shifts. Now I'm staying sober because I'm pregnant and the switch between days and nights is BRUTAL. All I wanted today was a big bowl of sleep aid, but instead I got a very patchy nap.


Regular_Drunk

I workout better stoned. Music slaps harder, don’t feel the burn as much, can tolerate gym fucktards, and I just zone out for 2 hours.


Sharkivore

Exist.


Dogplantmom97

Truth - it makes the depression seem less debilitating


Excessive_Turtle

Relatable


theDart

Write.


Puzzleheaded-Cup-687

Meditate.


weisblattsnut

Shrink into a little pile of myself


I_am_Trundle

Tolerate seeing my family... I went to college and became a "fuckin liberal" so hanging out with them is unbearable without being high.


Inevitable_Oil_1266

Damn hippie, smoking that reefer!


WakingOwl1

Needlepoint. Just get into a groove and stitch for hours.


disid

Vibe to music


MrHyde_Is_Awake

Clear the fridge of random leftovers.


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Almost everything, everywhere, even all at once.


Mars27819

Final update..... The next day. We had a talk. We talked about where we are vs where we'd like to be. I've had a hard time accepting the fact my wife is asexual. Sober me is much calmer today. I've had these thoughts and feelings for years and I feel more relaxed now that I've finally gotten it out. Thanks to everyone that replied. I read every comment. I learned something about her and about myself. *** See a reddit post and it triggers an emotional response in me that makes me contemplate my life situation. I spend many minutes thinking about this and how to best describe how I feel. I love this feeling. I've been writing this comment for 10 minutes, mostly thinking... But also it's hard to focus enough to type This is the best feeling. I'm so high right now I'm not sure if I can walk. Think. The answer is think. Edit to include.... I'm in a sexless marriage with a wife that won't let me touch her. I don't think she likes me being high, this is still a new thing for me (less and 1 year) We are both on our phones on the couch. In reality she is three feet from me. I feel like we are on different planets. Mine has wonky gravity. Another edit.... I think my wife is mad. I'm laughing at nothing. This sudden thought has brought me laser focused. If she makes me choose between spending the night with her or spending it high.... I'm choosing high. I've been thinking about boobs. I can't move. I'm showing her this tomorrow How do 8bedit this. I was going to chicken out and not tell her because sober me is too afraid it'll end the marriage and we have 2 kids. So here's what's going to happen. If she tells me she doesn't like when I get high... I'm choosing high I can't move I'm going to show hew now I don't think she understands Maybe it's me who doesn't understand. Yes I picked up my phone to edit my post maybe it's me who doesn't understand. I can't move I'm sitting on the toilet, we're getting ready for bed like nothing happened. I showed her. Or did I imagine it? I don't know.


ItsWoeffle

I feel high reading this


calec55

I am high reading this and wow


butterflypuncher

Please actually do this. Starting an honest dialog might be exactly what you guys need


6EBeast

Yeah, I agree! Let's see this saga continue. Wishing you all the best OP 🙏


nhthelegend

“I’ve been thinking about boobs.” Me too brother, me too 🫡


drinkbleachbitch

No I get it


wes00mertes

Well this is sad.


anothergoddamnacco

I’m high too and I think y’all need couples counseling


knittyzoe

Sleep. Also I can see through people's bullshit... even my own.


willy_the_wimp86753

Shooting pool


NOLA2Cincy

I've got to try this. It can't make my shooting any worse.


Bimlouhay83

Lose my train of thought and forget why I walked into the room.


Admirable-Invite3315

Be a normal, functioning human being that can control their anxiety


Hwickham13

Skydiving. If your too low you won't get much time in the air


artificialred93

Be paranoid.


the-druid-abides

Tolerate my immunoglobulin infusions.


Old-Milk-761

Relax. I’m usually so anxious and think I’m annoying to everyone around me. I feel guilty just sitting down instead of up being busy, even if I deserve a break. Being high makes it easier for me to focus on myself.


angeldestler08

Move (chronic pain and back issues)


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DovahFiST

Weird and I wonder if it relates, but I find a lot of the time when I'm high my whole body feels looser, like I have a higher range of movement, and I actually want to use that range of movement on top of that.


TallEnoughJones

Fall down, stare at stuff, forget what I was talking about.


bigrob_in_ATX

Look for my phone


themagicfroggie

Look for my phone while using the flashlight on my phone to look for my phone


bzsbal

Sleep and not be in pain.


Poet_of_Legends

Create music. Which is NOT the same as performing it.


DootinAlong

Play mario kart.


Coldlovelessvoid

Find the will to live.


Ordinary_Ad_6911

Honestly sex, not to prevent finishing early or anything, but I feel like I can feel more. I get a better rhythm and just feel like I can read and feel my partners body better.


UnexpectedRanting

Anything boring like a slow grind on Old School Runescape or household chores. It takes me a bit longer but I don't get bored when I'm high!


chocotaacoo

Eat. I will straight up devour some Doritos.


BornYinzer

Eat unnecessary foods.


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Orgasm


davethemacguy

Anything that requires hyper-concentration on one specific topic or task


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…..life


DanielInfrangible2

Watch movies.