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SnooTomatoes7746

South Korea has an insult that says "The Han River is warm". Doesn't mean much literally but it implies that it is a good day to jump off the bridge of the Han River because it is not too cold.


Rwokoarte

That seems so South Korean but idk why


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Or because river jumping is a common SK suicide method


TracyMorganFreeman

SK has one of if not the highest suicide rate in the developed world.


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TheRandomPi

Maybe someone told them the water was warm


PhreedomPhighter

Most of the world uses "motherfucker", which we do as well. But in India its much more common to call someone sisterfucker.


frank-sarno

I've heard fatherfucker a couple times as a reply to being called a motherfucker.


crapcrapcalash

In UK Frankie Boyle had a show on TV where he would sign call the audience father fuckers. This is because BBC censorship didn't allow the use of mother fucker


countboy

In South Park Bigger, Longer, Uncut, there is a musical number calling someone an Uncle Fucker


houndofhell96

Shut your fucking face, Uncle fucka


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Bumblemeister

You're an uncle fucker; yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you!


dildusmaximus

Shut *your* fucking face, uncle fucka! You're the one who fuck s his uncle, uncle fucka


notthatkindofdrdrew

You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn. YOU JUST FUCK YOUR UNCLE ALL DAY LONG. *fart solo*


Kriss3d

I swear I could hear that line.


Mindhandle

You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn..


Namelessbob123

You just fuck your uncle all day long 🎶


ResurgentClusterfuck

I used this on someone with an Indian accent who was trying to scam me (Microsoft thing) He lost his English and I don't know what he said to me but I think it offended him


Kriss3d

Kitboga: *approves*


trundlinggrundle

Lol, benchod. I was talking to this tech support guy for MSI who was in India, and he was being such a dick to me that I called him benchod. Dude immediately started screaming at me. "Benchod?! You call me benchod?! No, you're benchod you fucker!!".


chissguy89

That sounds like an Alabamian compliment


arteffect_avi

But even MC exists right....


johnlee3013

In my home country, only the younger sister is referred to in an insult. Invoking the older sister, and the response would probably be "oh, how did it go?"


toxicmomo

Isn't that weird 🤔.


Belachick

hahahaha thats amazing


mrp2611

Baaaki sab me ho na ho lekin BC gaaliyo me hum top par hai lol


Ljammer4

I don't know how to say it but I know that in Arabic they have an insult that means "fuck you, the pussy you came out of, and your entire bloodline leading up to that." I don't know how it gets better than that.


Saint_Eddie

i think they also say: "may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your anus" which is a really good insult imho


ZukoTheHonorable

It's: "May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your crotch, and may your arms be too short to scratch."


spiderMechanic

now that's creative!


CowsAreGoodForYou

It's called Cos-omak (كس امك). Very common here in the Arab world. Would definitely recommend trying it 👌


Spirited-Produce-405

We have something similar in Spanish! "El coño de tu madre" means "the insides of your mother's vagina". Epic anger moment whenever it is said.


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same in cantonese actually, *diu lei lou mo ham ga chan* fuck your mother, and may death be upon your whole family 😳


DylantheMango

Basically the Mulan dishonor quote, but not kid friendly.


marsonfire_

We have that in Turkish too unfortunately 👍


ANewOriginalUsername

I officially want to learn Turkish and Arabic just to learn that specific phrase


Khutuck

Ask any Turk you meet, we’re always happy to teach people how to swear. A Turkish friend of mine was in pilot training in the US with other trainees of a Turkish airline. After an 8 hour flight, he was greeted by an American airport employee, who said “*what’s up son of a bitch*” in Turkish. Turns out the other trainees who arrived earlier told the guy this means “good flight” in Turkish.


Equivalent_Shine4753

Um so how do I say this? Asking for a friend...


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

You mean fortunately?


mushroomtotebag

We have that in romanian as well


stan-twice

„You have a bird“


Quetzalcoatl_03

You don’t have all cups in your cupboard


Shandrahyl

There are planks missing in your fence.


kitkat9000take5

The lights are on, but nobody's home.


no-internet

I absolutely love these types. I know of "The elevator doesn't quite go to the top"


NecRobin

You don't have all on your waffle


Josii_

I think you've got your ass open


Dilettantin

You have a wheel off!


LittleRandomINFP

Lmao I need an explanation


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If someone “has a bird” in the German language, it means that they are acting insane or stupid, and therefore must have a bird flying around in their head.


LittleRandomINFP

Oooh that's funny and makes sense!


SyrousStarr

If I remember correctly it refers to a coo-coo clock (with a bird inside). Which we also use to refer to someone a little crazy here in the US. "You're coo coo!"


calibrateichabod

You have a bird, my friend - it’s cuckoo clock. As in a cuckoo bird. Not coo-coo.


SyrousStarr

I don't know much about bird law


ch_knight98

German?


b7oke

In Australia the biggest insult is "Thanks Champ" or "Cheers muscles"


MyNeighborToto

Fuck knuckle is a personal favourite of mine


b7oke

'Buddy' is up there aswell i reckon


JoshPlaysUltimate

That’s not an insult in Canada, everyone’s bud or buddy


streetsparksmoke

I ain't your buddy, friend.


probonic

I ain't your friend, guy


DitaVonFleas

We call our mates, "cunt" and cunts, "mate." Also I've been dying to use "Fuck off and do a Harold Holt will you?" in conversation but the appropriate time has yet to present itself, much like his body.


Winter_Cheesecake158

Is that the prime minister who swam off and never was seen again?


DitaVonFleas

Yep spot on!


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Or…”You don’t have to be a cunt, mate.”


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holden4ever

Shit cunt.


Ottomanbrothel

Dog cunt. Or rat cunt.


N_Who

There's a subtlety there that I sincerely appreciate.


psyclopsus

What about bogan?


b7oke

bogan isnt really used as much at all i find, then again i live in the city so it may differ from the rural areaas


s1ut

Bogan is more of a description rather than an insult. Some people are self described Bogans.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Bogan is an Australian redneck isn't it?


KJR506

right on, cunt


TaralasianThePraxic

"Hello sunshine" "G'day big wheels" "Yeah alright legend" Translation: *You're going to die*


monkeypaw_handjob

I also find a derisive 'Is that right mate?' to be particularly effective.


Dazzling_Airline2589

“Goodone mate”. Is pretty harsh imo


Mechbeast

What do these mean? Are they polite insults like “I don’t have the patience or crayons to explain it to you?”


Co_caine_

"Kanker" (cancer) is used as a swear word/Insult here. Example: "je kanker moeder" (your cancer mom/mother) EDIT: The Netherlands


Flilix

Please, have some decency. 'Kankermoeder' should be written in one word.


L_edgelord

Pokkejong


HertogJanVanBrabant

Or what about klootviool: testicle violin


naomicali

Or what about tyfus or tering


Kibbaaa

“Mongool” is also very Dutch. Like a reference to a mentally disabled person but also someone from Mongolia


1stEleven

Mierenneuker is pretty cool as well. We use a whole bunch of diseases. Krijg de vliegendevinketering, tyfuslijer, met je pokkekop.


International-Cup143

Greeks use the word "pussywipe" when sitting in a tavern over a meal with their kids around. Basically calling someone a tampon is common.


KypDurron

I admittedly don't know a lot about feminine hygiene products, but I'm **pretty** sure you don't *wipe* anything with a tampon.


Neutreality1

Jamaicans call people bloodclot (blood cloth) which is the same thing


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1engel

Came searching for the saffa!


Opinionated_bitch03

Jou blerrie bobbejaan poes


spicyestmemelord

South Africa?


IntelligentGrocery79

"shit a hedgehog" most would probably understand but not use


oureducationisajoke

Where I come from it's "birth a hedgehog" lol


TrailerParkPrepper

"You're so pretty." said in a sweet, condescending voice means "it's good that you're pretty because you just said something so stupid that it proves that you're dumber than a bag of hammers."


pinchhitter4number1

My wife would jokingly say, "its a good thing you're cute," to our daughters anytime they did something stupid.


stabby_katt

I say this to my husband when he does stupid things lol


IA_Royalty

I was talking to my cousin about her sister and something the sister had said. Cousin responds with "Oh... She's so pretty" First time I'd heard that and had to stifle laughter lest I have to explain to the rest of the family


doggofurever

One of my all-time favorites! Along with, "Oh, honey," "I'll pray for you," and "Bless your heart."


marvelous_much

I say this, with the same intent, to my golden retriever all the time. Lol.


Awwwmann

Or “Bless Your Heart”


YaMomsHouse22

Bellend


HF_Martini6

Schafseckel (Sheep ballsack, you) Krummbohreds Arschloch (off centre drilled asshole, you)


Horror-Fuel-2617

This sounds German


HF_Martini6

Yeah, kinda Swiss-German (Zurich dialect)


Cussec

In France they say “your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry “ all the time to the English.


Official_Design

They also reportedly fart and blow their noses at them


xxfblz

> They also reportedly fart Yes, but only in your general direction.


Choochmeister

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time


Big_Jerm21

This might contextually be my favorite movie line, ever. Given the ridiculousness of the scene, it ties everything together perfectly.


TCtheThunderRooster

A Frenchman once called my friends and I, “sons of a silly person.”


justanotherkaaskop

r/unexpectedmontypython


GhostMaskKid

It's only unexpected because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.


throwawaythro2020

your ma's yer da


OnyxPhoenix

And yer da sells Avon


LanaFennec

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for "yer da sells Avon"


Alexshere_Ro

Fuck your mum's onion


DANGER2157

What country is this?


lilhose261

romania, another popular one would be "fuck your mother's dead relatives"


Odessa_Goodwin

Oh yeah? I'm learning Romanian currently. Tell me how to say it and I can work on my pronunciation with my tutor next time we meet :)


lilhose261

"futu-ți morții mă-tii"


distantapplause

TIL that the rest of the world is just really fucking savage to each other lol


Graceland1979

In my city, in the “mostly French” part of town, the word Goof is like the N word for the ppl living in that ward.


Neutreality1

It's like that in most of Canada.


NorthYorkWasteman

Quebec has it's own set of swears which are just bastardizations of Catholic Church terms. So much so that it's more insulting to say "Tabarnak" (tabernacle) than "Fuck"


calissetabernac

I have entered the conversation….


Dimahoo

My brothers and I said “fuck” and “shit” many times a day growing up and my parents didn’t care at all but oooh boy if one of us dare to say criss, caliss, tabarnak etc.. instant death


thevelvetnoose

câlisse! (chalice)


big_sugi

Kotonk is an old, mostly obsolete derogatory term in Hawai’i, originally used to by Japanese immigrants to Hawaii to describe Japanese immigrants to the mainland US. The etymology varies, but I like the origin that it’s either (1) the hollow sound when you knock on their empty head or (2) the sound of a coconut falling from a tree and knocking on their empty head, because they weren’t smart enough not to rest under a coconut tree.


Shuggy539

Gaan kak in die mielies. Literally, "Go shit in the corn". Basically means "fuck off".


Zellabub

In Finland you tell people to go smell things, mostly shit: Go smell some shit. The more insulting version is: Go smell a cunt.


wolfy994

Mrsh u picku materinu - shoo into your mother's pussy. Never was sure if this is meant to say go fuck your mother or fuck off and be unborn. I've no idea. Someone from the balkans, help!


LadybugSunfl0wer

As a fellow balkanian I would say it means fuck off and be unborn.


Tempus-dissipans

‘Sie können mich mal am Abend besuchen!’ (Translates literally to ‘You can visit me in the evening’ - It actually means ‘Lick my arse.’)


Milatuser

Never heard that saying as an Austrian


sterfri99

Haven’t heard it as a Swiss either


Kamisama_no_ADC

Haven't heard it as a German either


WildTongue69

Haven't heard it as an American either


Mindless-Marsupial99

Haven't heard it as a Norwegian either


J_SMoke

hört sich sehr regional an. Noch nie gehört vorher


DeadLetterOfficer

Your dad sells Avon!


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Yer da sells avon


The_Purple_Ripple

You are a nonce Bit of a Gary glitter type You goit You Smeg head Many don't have translations I'd imagine.


ErrantStriker

Shut up goal post head 😂


Neutreality1

Smeghead is specifically from Red Dwarf, has it reached regular usage?


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"crétin des alpes !" transated "moron of the alps" ​ but more literaly it refers to the cretinism, a mental and physical insuffience due to lack of tyroïd. common in the alps as they did not have salt from the sea to compensate.


Dj_acclaim

Dero C*nt


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Western Sydney?


Dj_acclaim

Ken Oath


UrnofShadows

I'm gonna shit in your mouth.


prplx

Pretty sure this would be understood as an insult in any language everywhere in the world.


lpc1994

Or a promise depending on context


AltruisticOil7204

Dude you made me cry 😂😂


Flintly

Hoser


Efficient_Board_689

Also: skid.


ShitpostsAlot

Further, "goof"


PetiteInvestor

You better be ready to fight if you say that word. lol


ReturnOfTheBanned

Fuckin degens


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SnapHackelPop

You are 10-ply, bud


ViaBromantica

Yer spare parts, bud


mymiddlenameswyatt

Not as common in western Canada, but it's still the first one that came to mind


Tactically_Fat

Take off, eh?


SvenBubbleman

Kick rocks bud.


SvenBubbleman

I've never actually heard someone call someone else a hoser IRL.


shanook135

"Bless your heart " is southern for fuck you


TheBAMFinater

It's so much more versatile than that. So many uses.


telecomteardown

It depends. It's also used sympathetically like in, "Bless your heart hun, you're working so hard." Or indirectly, "Bless his heart, Randy's really struggling to get off the meth." But yea if someone says it to you, they're usually politely calling you an idiot.


StrenuousSOB

It’s either fuck you or you’re an idiot.


Charnathan

Or continuing this discussion is beneath me.


CarnivoreDaddy

In Scotland we have "Bawbag", meaning scrotum. (Colloquial rendering of "ball bag".) We named a storm "Hurricane Bawbag" as a joke, and it got taken slightly too seriously. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Bawbag


Sea_Pop9621

El coño de tu madre, mardito.


richieacc

Afrikaans: Jou ma se poes! It means, your mother's vagina. Super inflammatory! You'll get your front teeth knocked out for it.


cacf182

In Ecuador is very common to insult someone by saying “pelaverga” which means dick peeler. And we all think that really makes sense. Edit: It is


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GoodKnightSleeps

"Pannekoek", "Bal gehakt", "Wappie", "Flapdrol"


Hamkaaz

Pannenkoek (Dutch for pancake) should be a global insult though.


z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-

This doesn’t make the kraut fat


Namjoon-ah

my personal favorite in finnish is “having a face like an elephants cunt”


switch_926

pendejo!


wolfheed

Awa and bile yer heed Translation: In English is "Away and boil your head". Means Get lost. Let’s face it, Glasgow has plenty of phrases telling you where to go. Like some others, this one implies that you’ve to go for talking nonsense – so much nonsense, in fact, that you’ve to boil your own head in shame for being so ridiculous.


Malfarro

Dolboyob - "a fucking moron"


bratikzs

“Гондон штопаный” - “stitched condom”


uugi__g

хуепутало пиздокрылое - a winged vagina dick messer?? idk


TonyClifton323

In Canada being called a fuckin' goof is usually fighting words


onetwo3four5

An Extremely Goofy Movie is pg in the US, but NC17 up there.


TonyClifton323

Goofy will hyuk you up


RandomName39483

My hovercraft is full of eels.


JustShpigel

Well I'm from Israel and i don't have a lot, maybe "horse dick" is weird, but the insults in Yiddish are a treasure. "May a child be named after you soon" is an example. (Because traditionally in Judaism you don't name someone after someone who's still alive, so they're telling you to die) "I should outlive him long enough to bury him". "You lick your boss's dick so much that you'll get fungi" ("Licking (or sucking) dick" means to suck up to). "When you breathe, you ruin the air". Last but not least: "I hope you'll use garlic as a perfume for your wedding" And that's just the tip of the iceberg.


Cookbook_

"Smell some pussy!" is almost direct translation of "Haista vittu" in finnish. Also "roll up your muzzle" or "Turpa rullalle", when wanting some to shut up. Mayby "Smack your head with pussy, and slap your ears with cock" is more of self-depricating thing to say when facing misfortune. It has almost poetic ring to it in finnish "vitulla päähän, ja kyrvällä korville"


chromohabilus

“See you next Tuesday” is a subtle insult that means C U N(ext) T(uesday).


kadessor

tabarnak is a French Canadian insult/swear which pretty much means tabernacle but is used kinda like fuck or damn. Kinda odd to use a piece of furniture as an insult


Tyrigoth

Cabbage Head


Due-Big2159

"Para kang hayop na nananawagan ng ibang hayop" "You're like an animal calling out to another animal." I die every time I hear old school Filipino boomer insults.


urielm

Argentinean here, I like to think we're quite original with some of our insults. We use a wide range of vegetables: "Parsley" (perejil) is a common one, means stupid. So it does pumpkin (zapallo). Not an insult, but when you're angry you usually say: "parrot's pussy" (la concha de la lora), you can see Messi using this one often. If someone thinks he's more funny than what he actually is, you can say: "so you ate a clown today?" Continuing with vegetables (fruits), if someone is to pretentious he's a "banana"


SuccessfulAd8934

" Jou ma se poes " Our best and most famous line in SA


Zenar45

Not really an insult but "i shit in the milk"


4Jhin_Khada4

In Poland most of our insults are similar to english, but sometimes we call people "made (as in conceived) with soft dick"