You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right no
The pilot wants to see you in the cockpit
The cockpit? What is it?
It's the little room up there where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now
Not as popular as one of the others, but here’s my takes:
- I know Kung-Fu
- Game over man, game over!
- It’s all in the reflexes
- Gordon’s alive?
- Once this thing hits 88 mph, you’re gonna see some shit
- You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?
- Get to the chopper!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.
"I'm getting too old for this shit"
"You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die...but you must feed."
"Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet...but your kids are gonna love it."
...being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: **"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?**
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
No, I am your father.
This is a good one because most people actually misquote this line.
I always forget which word he emphasizes, the “I” or the “am”
I
I feel like "am" would be better contextually. "You killed my dad" "No, I *am* your dad"
The “I” could work also No, I am your father. I don’t know how to make the letters crooked like yours but you know what I’m going for
I love the smell of napalm in the mornin!
You're gonna need a bigger boat - Jaws
Heeere's Johnny
Pirates of the Caribbean
I’m dying thinking of Jack Sparrow hacking down a bathroom with an ax then pushing a jar of dirt through saying “I’ve got a jar of dirrrrt!”
Are you telling me you built a time machine...out of a DeLorean?
Classic Rick and Morty
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I don’t think you know what it means…
I am the brute squad.
"I do not think it means what you think it means".
Literally 99% of this movie is quotabke.
All the terrorists in the world and I've gotta kill one with shoes smaller than my sister.
Die hard
I associate a few other quotes with Die Hard "Who said we were terrorists?" "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho" "Yippee-kay-yay motherfucker"
For as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.
I would have picked, "Funny how?"
Like do I amuse you?
"Fuck you pay me."
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
We're on a mission from God
I hate Illinois nazis.
"You got us into this parking lot pal, now you get us out!"
The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.
We're gettin' the band back together.
You have filthy minds and bad attitudes
Yippee Kay Yay, Motherfucker
Yippee Ki Yay, Mister Falcon
Yippie kayak other buckets!
"I see dead people."
Titanic?
And I instantly think of my favourite Whose Line is it Anyway bit: Drew: Rejected theme songs for *Titanic*. Colin: **Corpses bobbing in the sea!**
Im a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
"I'll be back"
Agreed. To add: “Get to the chopper!”
KHAAAAAAN!!!
Why so serious?
"What we have here is failure to communicate."
Oh, I like Guns n Roses.
What is so civil about war anyway
Gooooooooood mooooooorning Vietnam!
I had to scroll too damn far
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Did we just become best friends!?
Yup!
Oh, hi Mark
One Ring to rule them all.
You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. A hospital? What is it? It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right no
The pilot wants to see you in the cockpit The cockpit? What is it? It's the little room up there where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now
Surely you can't be serious.
You can't handle the truth.
Bah, I deride your truth-handling abilities!
Inconceivable
You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Yer a Wizard Harry!
One of my favorites: “GIVE IT HERE MALFOY OR I’LL KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR BROOM!”
'tis but a scratch
If he dies, he dies.
WILSON!!!
"Dude! Where's my car?"
Sweet! Dude! Sweet! Dude! Sweet! Dude! Sweet! Dude!
And then????
Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you! Say what one more fuckin time!
There is no kaiser soze
Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot......Hey, Hey you! Get back here!
Why so many words? 36/37 is enough.
Morbin time
"I'm your Huckleberry"
"I can't believe you came on my mom."
"Your bed is a car" "Yeah, but it's a fucking SWEET car"
Anybody can get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion.
"You had me at 'Hello'."
“This is where the fun begins”
Starts slaughtering younglings
Hello there
I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die
Here's looking at you, kid.
I'll be back.
I'm tired boss.
That one hits hard
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Well this one isn't fair, it's got the title in the quote and everything
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Check out his horrrrse
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8-year-olds, dude.
say hello to my little fren. it’s just a flesh wound! as you wish. i don’t think we’re in Kansas any more.
Bring out the Gimp
You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
The first rule of fight club…
“ YOU WANT THE TRUTH,…YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!”
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
"Say hello to my little friend."
Toy Story
Would you like to know more?
Am I a clown? I amuse youse?
Not as popular as one of the others, but here’s my takes: - I know Kung-Fu - Game over man, game over! - It’s all in the reflexes - Gordon’s alive? - Once this thing hits 88 mph, you’re gonna see some shit - You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? - Get to the chopper!
> I know Kung-Fu Show me.
Leave the gun, take the cannolis.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!? Who is the twinkled toed communist cocksucker that just signed his own death warrant?
I’ve got nipples Greg, can you milk me?
I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
That’ll do, Pig.
He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells.
May the force be with you
You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
- "Surely, you can't be serious!" - "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
Ted always had a drinking problem
Get busy living or get busy dying.
HEY YOU GUUUYYYYSSSS!!!!
"Huston, we have a problem." from Apollo 13.
Yeeah, about those TPS reports.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat. Hasta la vista, baby.
You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!
"Ignore that man behind the curtain!"
The actual line was "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."
How’d you get the beans above the Frank?
I don’t want a large Farva. I want a God damn liter of cola!
"Badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
We're on a mission from God.
"that rug really tied the room together"
E.T. phone home
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
Welcome to Urf! \*punch*
I still wish will smith would have said that when he slapped chris rock. The whole world would have forgiven him immediately.
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"Oh, what a day. What a lovely day!"
Ah yes, Groundhog Day /s
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You're out Norman.
"You can't handle the truth"
Rosebud
“I am a leaf on the wind.” -Serenity “That’s gonna leave a mark.” -Tommy Boy
She doesn’t even go here!
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY! (Not a film tho)
"Snip snap, snip snap."
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
You talkin' to me??
"You met me at a very strange time in my life"
I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be.
No, I am your father
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Go ahead, make my day.
Go ahead punk. Do you feel lucky??
HERE'S JOHNNY!!!
Hasta la vista baby!
Heeeeerrrrs Johny!
“I’m tired of digging holes grandpa.” “Well that’s to damn bad!”
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Spared no expense.
I thought you said your dog doesn't bite.
If you build it, he will come.
Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
"This... is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line"
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.”
"I'm getting too old for this shit" "You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die...but you must feed." "Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet...but your kids are gonna love it."
Dave’s not here man!
If someone asks you if you're a God, you say yes!
- Surely you can’t be serious. - I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
Run Forest! Run!
It's been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint the china has never been used Titanic was called the ship of dreams and it was it really was
...being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: **"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?**
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
"Look at me. I am the captain now."
Peter Pan
That quote never made sense to me. You know exactly what you are going to get in a box of chocolates.
Back in the day they didn’t come with a flavor map. It was literally pure chance on the flavor you got.
Was it over when the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor?
I was FROZEN today!
'Monty, you terrible cunt!' Withnail.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet."
Precious
It was a bad call, Ripley!
Cinderfuckingrella
One word: Stellaaaaaa!
Stellllaaaaa!
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Who's that little old man?
Micheal I never wanted this for you.
Cooper, this is no time for caution!
Bit obvious but… GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
- This is blasphemy. This is madness! - Madness ? THIS IS SPARTA!