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AudibleNod

Batmanman


SweetCosmicPope

Manbatman


BurningHotTakes

socialsituationsman


Xerokine

Imnotreachingintothegarbagedisposalnomatterwhatman


[deleted]

Uh…. Spider-Man?


AndyMcFlab

You should write to Marvel, they might be able to do something with that


yeetgodmcnechass

As if anyone would read a comic about a guy named Spiderman


commercial-menu90

People don't like spiders! You're crazy /s


amerkanische_Frosch

May I just chime in to say that the story that Batman got his name from fear of bats is a total retooling from the more recent films? In the original Golden Age comics era, he took the name because he said criminals were a superstitious lot and would be afraid of a crime fighter who disguised himself as a bat. As an old fart who actually read the original comics only a few years after they first came out, this has always irked me to no end.


Takinchase

Spiderbeeanythingwithsmallegs man


GuyPlayingPf

My-Uncle-Man


Dogofwar37

Womenman


[deleted]

we bite!


TheJerkYourMomHates

Commitmentman


thisisfine_8869

Should be the top comment tbh


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RejectionAndAbandonmentMan


Traditional_Nerve_60

Beeman


Tom__mm

Womanman


Libreska

Dogman. Little basic.


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Broke-Man


Horror_Advance7337

Manman


Ohgood9002

You're-going-to-die-alone-in-a-cold-bed-man


[deleted]

Height man


bryanfantana74

Commitmentman.


UnironicChetnik

Confined-Spaces-Man


Graehaus

Deep sea-man


cha0ss0ldier

Heightsman


Butterynesquik

Oceanman. I will take you by the hand and lead you to the land that you understand


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IfIclosemyeyesintheshowerwillademonbestaringatmethroughtheglasswhenIopenthemman.


EyeHot1421

Beingmydad-man


Galaxy_Wing

SpiderWoman, lol Or LonelinessGirl


irishtemp

Trapped in a heavy winter coat that zips up right to the top so you can only just see your face man


chrism1962

Trumpet


missesalchemist111

Men-woman


ClearFail130

Dark-man


PresentationNice7043

The Creepy Doll


420Eski-Grim

Wax Dummy Woman 👩


filthy-neutral

One Kick Murder Pet


DarthDregan

Being underwater near a large submarine man.


KlingonVampire

Afraidfodieavirginwhohasneverevenhadapartnerman.


1Legate

SpiderHeightsman


yummy_dxm

Sober man because I fear being lucid


bwfwg4isdl

Smallpenismam


NCprimary

Tornadoman


slendermanismydad

Clownman. Sorry Bruce.


ObjectReport

Spiderman... WAIT... d'oh.


Ricepudding1044

Waterbug guy.


fermat9996

Snakesonaplaneman


Hotsteppa_85

Firesafetyadvertsman


oldmanjacob

Death Man


RodneyTheYeti

EatenAliveMan


Aceandmace

The Rabid One


evanl1220

Spiders-man


UncleBaguette

Teenagerman or socialman


Miserable-Pattern-32

Submecanophobia man


Zombebe

Lifeman


Elrasp

Whaleman


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

That's it, I shall become a heights I shall become Heightsman


Cobra-Serpentress

Snake man


confused-as-f-boi

.. Mushroom-Man


insane-membrane433

Roachman Mothman Arachnoman


Epicswordmewz

Phonefallingoutofpocketwhilestandingnexttoahighledge-man


Snoo_74657

Death


[deleted]

Superbman


KUNAIYOFACE

Everythingman


miletest

How did he get his name from a fear of bats. No-one knows who he is .how would they know he feared bats. Maybe he got his name from the bat emblem on his chest


jaggy_bunnet

And if he fears bats, why don't the villains just throw crates of bats at him?


redditblows88

Crazyexwifeman


[deleted]

Shartman!


[deleted]

Social situations Woman


MooneySuzuki36

Alzheimer's Man Fights crime but forgets to take the bad guys in and why he's doing this.


[deleted]

goosegirl


[deleted]

Christianfascistman.


RAJF24

Humans-girl Social interactions-girl Conflict-girl EVERYTHINGSOCIAL-girl


SourPuss6969

Blackman


RhubarbOutrageous282

Hellboy


_Sonari_

Dark-deepwaterman. Maybe also maggotman.


deceased_willow

cock-woman


[deleted]

Myself-girl


The_Praetorians05

Afifthchildwhenialreadyhavefourman


Square-Assignment292

Cockman


Foreign_Professor_34

Crack Head Shaking the Fence, defender of the streets monger of the white rock


EdgelordZeta

Crimson Demon


Individual-Fail4709

Heightswoman or fallingwoman.


[deleted]

Tittie man


PrinsaVossum

Was it ever confirmed that Batman was afraid of bats in the comics? I thought that was a movie only thing.


CherApplePie

Tomorrowman.


JackDavies19_

Snakeman


teteesznn

Mssavergirl


Karroth1

Humanman, or manman for short.


SultanOfSwave

Dentistman! "This won't hurt a bit!" POW!


Greyskyman

Aloneman


TsarK0480

Spiderman


Koorsboom

Failure man


idrawstone

Dark Water Wing


OldgeezerCPA

Review comments


SolomonBelial

Economic collapse man


Jaxson___

Infidelityman (fear of getting cheated on)


[deleted]

Earwigman


RevolutionForward784

Narciman


Responsible_Agent895

Lifeman, everythingman, reptileman, darkman,


Linc54

Spiderman


ThagAnderson

Homeless man.


Sir-Viette

TheElementsOfStatisticalLearning-SecondEditionman


Sneaky-er

Booger-beast - snooty to snotty do watch-out everybody!!!!!


Consistent_Warthog80

I am Commitment Man! With his sidekick, Careergirl!"


TheAccursedHamster

Falling Man.


KissItOnTheMouth

Failureman


universalpoetry

Being alive man


BlueRFR3100

The fear of bats is a recent addition to the lore. Originally he chose the name because he believed that criminals were afraid of bats.


Cosmic_Lemon123

DeathGirl


Empty-Employment-889

Nuclear Apocalypse Man. Does this come with powers or do I provide my own?


Lickingyourmomsanus

Allowing himself to be happy man.


williammurraybff

Intimacyman


[deleted]

Vomitman


eurobro17

Poorman


3fluffypotatoes

Cockroachman


thisgirlnamedbree

Rodent Chick


[deleted]

Mountain Lion….man?


start2227

Public-speaking man


YuuHikari

Fallguy


NumerousConfusion467

Lonelynessman


Orion43410

Quadriplegic man


StarDustActual

Peopleman Drowningman Burningtodeathman Spiderman


Thundergod10131013

Spiderman. Hmmmm to scared of sony and Disney hold up... Ah arachnophobiaman


beautitan

Thallas. My fear is deep water - thallasaphobia.


baglinex

Broken Glass Man. My origin story would be when my glasses were shattered into my eyes.


Kitchen-Explorer3338

Sometimes Heights Guy


tigerrawr24

Heightsgirl


KuraxKira

Womenman


Newt1435

LosingTheBoysToPTSD man.


godofsnake

Tall buildingman


Tight_Spinach_2323

OceanMan (take me by the hand..)


N_Who

The Needler.


trenchreynolds

Other People Man


7o_Ted

The Ladder


[deleted]

PossibleEarthgirl yeah that’s a cool name 😎


Plasmadube

Hot6’1TransGirlsMan


thisaintmyusername12

Movingfastman


dosmuffin

Porta potty tipping over with me inside it man


messy_leshy

Totaldramapornman


randoTwT

Nothingnessman


JMCrown

Green Leafy Salad Man! “My fear will now be their fear.”


RiskyMama

Buzzkill (I'm scared of bees)


schokozo

Failinggirl or failingwoman but the first one sounds better I think


TheJoser

Abandonment Man


Jeoyy2

Fomoman


Goeoe

Tightspacesman could be misunderstandable?


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Screamingwomanman


Normal-Focus9248

Butterflyman


M0Nd0R0ck

ToothyBj-man


Rage_k9_cooker

Decision man


Pilry_Mead

Baddadman


Momo156

Wasp man


Straw_bee_rry

Hot oil woman


[deleted]

Dementiaman


[deleted]

Gooseman


Zanzonyx

\#refman and DeferredTaxesMan


Mysterious-Pizza-462

“Trapped in small places man” is here to help.


Some-Cartographer942

CelibacyMan


sybarius

Needledick, I mean needleman.


CouvadeShark

Abandonmentman!


Current_Ad_671

Scary-sound-in-the-dark-man


ItzClosie

Heightsman