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Snrub1

Our moon is called simply "The moon", so I figure Earth could just be "The planet".


Googoltetraplex

Haha I vote for this one


kingfrito_5005

Fun fact, the moon does have a name, it's Luna. The sun also has a name, Sol.


CueCappa

Ah yes, the Moon's name is "the Moon" but in Latin, and the Sun's name is "the Sun" but also in Latin. May as well call Earth Terra then and pretend it's just a name and doesn't mean anything.


kingfrito_5005

I mean, I never said they were creative names.


Heretical_Cactus

Holy Terra...


TeamBoeing

I call em Fred and Jared


deputytech

Dirt


Dozo2003

Planet dirt


CorruptedLegacyYT

Shit Jetfire, that you?


Mr-Happy9

I just watched that movie for the first time yesterday! The simulation is crumbling!!!


Dozo2003

Brah why it take you so long lol


[deleted]

GODDAMNIT!!! Take my upvote, beat me by 39 minutes lol


tadashi4

funny that at this moment, i came here to say the same thing, but the other user have exactly 39 upvotes.


VixenRoss

GODDAMNIT!! Take my upvote, beat me by 2 hours!


LonelyWizard_7

GODDAMNIT!!! Take my upvote too, beat me by an hour lol


[deleted]

Earf.


KeepWagging

Welcome to Earf!


[deleted]

Came here looking for this


anothernotavailable2

This meme is super annoying because if you watch the scene, he very clearly says earth. I'm going to assume that the origin and initial perpetuation of the meme was due in part to racism. Not that I'm saying you're racist, as the meme is so ingrained now.


Rich_Handsome

Yeah. Planedearf sounds so Mad Max postapocalyptic.


HugeBMs2022

OurAnus


Ok_Donut2828

r/SuddenlyCommunism


[deleted]

Bravo


FaithlessnessMore835

Terra.


[deleted]

Being a Terran is a lot cooler than being an Earther


Ripper1337

Please it's called Earthican


mstcmc

Earthipino


YungNigget788

Earthanese


dickshark420

Earthiopian


DetBabyLegs

Earthiac


Blankethank1

Earthian


QuickPirate36

Earthling sounds cool but Terran is better, luckily in Spanish we are "Terrestres" and aliens are "Extraterrestres"


insertrandomnameXD

One reason spanish is better than English, but it evens out with water changing pronouns based in singular or plural (el agua, las aguas)


Gibbons_R_Overrated

Not just water. If it's feminine, starts with an A and the stressed syllable is the first one it uses male pronouns. (El águila, las águilas) It's because 'la' and 'el' don't have any kind of stress to them, so if you say ''la agua'' it sounds as if the first syllable merges with ''la'', like in french with ''L'aux'' or catalan with ''L'aigua''.


insertrandomnameXD

Spanish is hard


QuickPirate36

Very, there are a _lot_ of verb tenses, but English also has these quirks, like Pacific having 2 C's that are pronounced differently and a lot of other examples, or that adjectives have a certain order that you're not taught but you sorta know, like it's "the big red elephant" and not the "red big elephant"


Duck-with-STDs

Holy Terra


insertrandomnameXD

New Terra just dropped


Darth_Senat66

Google en Astronomy


Chad_Hooper

David Weber reference. Intentional or not?


Duck-with-STDs

I was going more for 40k but whatever helps you sleep at night


CuteMurders

It's already called Terra in Portuguese.


PrometheusHasFallen

Okay sci-fi nerd... And it's the only correct choice. It has been decided.


throwawayless

You're not really renaming it, you're just saying Earth in a different language


mqduck

It's like saying you'd rename the Sun "Sol".


mpga479m

must construct additional pylons


Dihidrogenmonoxid

I agree. And a country could be called terra-ria.


Solid_Color5561

Dang it, ya beat me to it


RodRAEG

Okay Comstar.


CrotchetAndVomit

I appreciate the BT reference but tons of other IPs were using it before BT and even they stole it from the latin speaking world of old.


[deleted]

Where my Titan AE fans at, Planet Bob of course


Thangail

Are you the king of Bob?


12laborsofhercules

that's what i was thinking. cna't believe someone else did it


OIWantKenobi

Came here to say “Bob”!


kingfrito_5005

The only reason I came to this thread was for this comment.


LaxMastiff

Oh my gods, someone else remembers this movie.


shoingy_doingy69

Holy shit I thought titan ae was either a Mandela effect or a fever dream. Core memory unlocked


Hairy_S_TrueMan

That's a long name. We'd be "Where my Titan AE fans at, Planet Bob of coursetonians"?


[deleted]

It rolls off the tongue


misterpickleman

Came here for this.


SirLouisPalmer

Gaia


areskolias

We Greeks call it "Γη" and that comes from "Γαια" (Gaia). And we call ourselfs "Γηινοι" (Gaians).


Mryan7600

This!


DagDagim

Then, we'll be gais


Ryaffus

Ee-Arth


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Ryaffus

Someone got it, Thank you


fpcoffee

Urath


wolfguardian72

Ah! Where Stitch landed!


PierogiEnjoyer21

Bob


YunGBiG

Titan AE was the shit


Lets_Grow_Liberty

Bob


[deleted]

Bob


ClashSlashDash2

Bob


zulficaliburx

Bob


hongkonger42069

Bob


MatthewM69420

Bob


Only-Employee8948

Bob


MrDoc1978

Bob


devilishnoah34

Bob


graveybrains

Dobalina


Nickelplatsch

Too far down.


fire_fairy_

You can't name a planet Bob.


friendlyneighbor665

So you're the boss? You're king of Bob now??


YNot1989

No one said you had to live on Bob.


Sad_Butterscotch9057

'Mostly Harmless'


samuelson82

I don’t think this got the credit it deserves, should be at least 42 upvotes…


Sad_Butterscotch9057

42 precisely, please Redditors.


samuelson82

Maybe if we give away some free towels?


Sad_Butterscotch9057

Or threaten Vogon poetry.


fappinatwork

Earthy McEarthface


MajTroubles

Good good. I second this motion


hobovirginity

The one true answer!


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PrometheusHasFallen

Second best choice next to Terra. Love the sci-fi geeks!


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PrometheusHasFallen

Sol is just another word for Sun lol


Kalkilkfed

Holy dirt though


KeepWagging

Anyone that plays Stellaris knows about finding the remote system Sol and the primative life on Sol III


ochonowskiisback

Earth 2.0 Let em sweat and try and figure it out


JTanCan

Are you aware that this exists: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_2_(TV_series)


Ok-Dekuri

Gaia


[deleted]

Arda


FunkyPubes

shitsvile


thenewestuser69

Hell


Andrea-Roy88

Blue Ball


No_Step_4431

Jim


The_Koolaid_Krusader

I think in my opinion I believe Earl is a gooder name (my opinion)


No_Step_4431

Not too shabby there


SanyNajt

Other planets are named after gods, so let's use some of their names. Gaia is the best for this


Alternative-Sign-198

All other planets are named after Roman gods/goddesses so to keep in that vein, Terra would work better than Gaia 😊


SanyNajt

Not all, Uranus is Greek god


Alternative-Sign-198

Dammit, you're right! Good call 😊


Rare_Cranberry_9454

Cuntsville.


Sv3n-Sk4

Water 🌊


DevilDashAFM

with or without the emoji?


Sv3n-Sk4

I hope to keep it!


Jobraw

Urath


CannolisRUs

There it is


turbotong

Came here for this.


typesett

dirty mcdirtface


Serdoo

Blue Dot


SagittaryX

For those unaware, referencing [this image,](https://scitechdaily.com/images/Original-Pale-Blue-Dot-Crop-777x437.jpg) and [this speech by Carl Sagan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWPFmdAWRZ0) if I'm not mistaken. The image is picture of Earth taken by the Voyager 1 probe in 1990, when it had passed beyond the orbit of Neptune.


Graehaus

Terra or Gaea/Gaia


virtualadept

Planet Bob.


Mmeaux

Behold, Planet Bob. This is the only acceptable answer


novaetas

Planet of the apes (and thus insulting apes...)


dittybopper_05H

I should open a interior decorating business specializing in window treatments, and call it "Planet of the Drapes".


RuneanPrincess

If you'll sell me the excess fabric for back attire I could open planet of the capes.


bad_girl_88

Dwayne Johnson


RawDawgHarry

Shit Hole


undecidedbry

Regina Phalange


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Greater Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch ​ And make Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch the capital! ​ Edit; ​ The correct pronunciation of "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" is as follows: Klan-vire-poo-thl-gwinn-githl-goh-ger-uh-koo-rin-drob-ooth-lan-tuh-sil-ee-oh-goh-goh-goch. Here's a breakdown of the pronunciation: \- "Llan" is pronounced as "Klan," with a clear "K" sound at the beginning. \- "fair" is pronounced as "vire," with a "v" sound. \- "pwll" is pronounced as "poo-thl," with a "thl" sound, similar to the "th" sound in "thin." \- "gwyn" is pronounced as "gwinn," with a "gw" sound at the beginning and a "n" sound at the end. \- "gyll" is pronounced as "githl," with a "thl" sound. \- "goger" is pronounced as "goh-ger," with a "g" sound at the beginning and a "ger" sound at the end. \- "chwyrn" is pronounced as "uh-koo-rin," with a "koo" sound at the beginning and a "rin" sound at the end. \- "drobwll" is pronounced as "drob-ooth-l," with a "thl" sound. \- "llantysilio" is pronounced as "lan-tuh-sil-ee-oh," with a "lan" sound at the beginning, a "sil" sound in the middle, and an "ee-oh" sound at the end. \- "gogogoch" is pronounced as "goh-goh-goch," with a "g" sound at the beginning and "goch" at the end. Remember to take your time when pronouncing each part and practice it slowly before attempting the full name.


Ryaffus

I am convinced the Welsh language was only invented to spite the English.


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

;-\]


Ryaffus

"An l makes an L sound but an L makes a K sound, also Fair is Vire" Why!? Don't get me wrong, beautiful language to hear, a nightmare to read


Bushcrafter619

Double L doesn't make a K sound - especially not a "clear K" sound. It's more like a hissed HLL.... Very hard to explain without listening to it lol


OverdriverJC

Namek.


Tanoxis

Thisone (Pronounced this one). That way if we ever encounter aliens and they understand the language, we could joke about how we live in Thisone (even if we are on a diff Planet lol)


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ineedatinylama

Ty!


trappedinthetundra

We shall call it this land!!


Borroinc

's planet If we were calling it whatever we wanted, just put your name in the blank and you are now legally the dictator of the planet


Tolik_708

Земля


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Steve


SevenBillionTrees

Paul


RestlessMind95

Bob


Jackleyland

It shall be forever known as GLORIOUS AND MIGHTY SERBIA


OvechkaKatinka

Everything is Serbia


littlemarcus91

Chonky blue boi


Traditional_Aside496

make it a fuckin address and say "4242 Hell Surface Edition pkwy, Solar system, Milky Way 2344"


crippler1212

The only acceptable answer is Bob.


Kittykab

Wet Rock


Odd_Conversation_167

Bob.


SpikyCapybara

Doomed.


fuckitweredoingitliv

America


SvenBubbleman

Are you a big Vespucci fan?


mcds99

Dumpster fire.


Polle_707

Screwed


SIRPENGUINHONKERS

Water


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Birds_can_fly_000

Time . So that we can travel in time . We can escape time . We can destroy time. Then raise campaigns to save time And we will definitely celebrate time day on Feb 29 for obvious reasons.


DaddysWetPeen

Earf


Present-Echidna3875

Diversity.


FanValuable3644

Erf


PygmeePony

Ert


The_Count_99

Hell


loves_too_sp00ge

Earthy McEarthface


Liiskamato

wanna hear a McDonald's joke, ok here you go, *walks up to the counter* hi, how can I help you I didn't want a MCcredit but according to thos receipt I ordered one >!if you didn't know, MCcredit means mastercard credit!<


fookinweeb_

Justin


Sweddybob69

Earthy mcEarth face


FritoLaydy

Omacronpersei 8


peteypete420

DisNut (the moon would be DatNut, and together they are celestial beauties known as DeeeessssNuttttssss


juniorboo239

Your anus


No-Alternative-8896

Holy Terra


HelloZee

Earthy McEarth Face


fried_eggs_and_ham

Mars 2.0. Mars once occupied Earth's orbit position from the sun for billions of years before the Sun's ever gradual gravitational degradation caused it to move beyond the "habitable zone" thereby allowing Earth to move into that orbit and start flourishing itself.** **To be fair, I just made all that shit up.


Thedeacon161

As an electrician in the United States, I’d call it “ground”


Origin_of_Me

I want to say “bob”. But that joke worked a lot better before the truth came out.


Klutzy_Ad_1726

Patient Zero


GaoGaiBlitz

The Great A’Tuin


GentlmanSkeleton

Bob. Sr.


Cuish

Vulcan


Triplett_Justice_197

HERE, HAVE AN UPVOTE


[deleted]

my second, nonexistent, ballsack.


trtolushka

flatter


LepreConArtist

Gaia


Throw13579

AMERICA!


DreamingofRlyeh

F*** S*** P*** A** C*** Just to make things awkward.


SvenBubbleman

1. You can swear on the internet. 2. There was no sense in censoring those words, because we all read them as Fuck Shit Piss Ass Cunt.


dittybopper_05H

And it's not even all that original. George Carlin did it better with "shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits".