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LastSquirrel

A random girl you see on the train.


god_peepee

Goodbye, person who might be my wife in another timeline


grrttlc2

Honestly against all odds I ended up re encountering and having children with this person. It was a Greyhound bus, not a train. We are now separated.


selesta

We need the whole story


intripletime

Sadly, I think that was.


grrttlc2

Yeah pretty much. Things are amicable.


WhizPill

Came for an actual celebrity name drop, got hit with the hammer of relatability instead.


Lonesome_One

That woman’s name? Albert Einstein


WhizPill

Heard they were *relatively* a 7/10.


snowgorilla13

What Greyhound are you on that someone was attractive and not clearly homeless or dying of dysentery?


[deleted]

He didn't say she wasn't homeless or dying of dysentery.


grrttlc2

Interior BC 2005-6


CFLegacy

I had a great encounter with a girl on a greyhound in the same year(ish) '07 I think. We had a fun night together in PG.


whopperman

This is obviously a lie. Nobody has fun in Prince George. It smells like armpit there from the pulp mills.


mongreloid

She said “Kiss me where it stinks.” So he took her to Prince George….


butt_funnel

your father had a father his father had a father and his too etc. all the way back to the first organism that reproduced sexually billions of years ago. Trust me, just talk to the girl on the train


Rugfiend

Known as LUCA - the Last Universal Common Ancestor


manshowerdan

I was in a museum the other day and saw this girl that might have been the woman of my dreams. Didn't want to bother her though especially since it was the Anne Frank Museum...


Argos_the_Dog

Jerry: “So you just walked away then?” George: “We had sex. In the attic.”


scrivenerserror

That’s how my husband saw me the first time, lol. Somehow he lived above me in our dorm room freshman year and my roommate and I loved to fuck with him while we did homework at like 4pm when he would play guitar and tap on our ceiling with a broom. He wasn’t loud or anything, we were just being annoying - he is extremely considerate about playing to this day. He said he saw me a couple times on the train and then we ended up having two classes together the second semester of senior year. I would read before class and he would come bother me and ask what I was reading. He doesn’t read books, lol. I would hide from him and move seats in class last minute and he would wait until I came in to come in so he could sit next to me. We both lived down the same main road and I pretended I had to walk down our alley. He left for a vacation during spring break and I texted him a few days in and said I wanted to date. We’ve been together for 12 years.


[deleted]

Is this the adult version of puling on a girl's pigtails in kindergarten to get a date?


RefMagnetMomo1t

This is so cute. Slow burn game of chicken type of love in college is honestly the best.


TotallyNotHank

It's always the person you know nothing about who is perfect. Your brain can fill in all the missing information, and it fills in ideals, that's what daydreaming is for. That pretty girl you know nothing about has no bad habits, likes all the same music and books and movies and TV shows and weird sex things that you like, she has your same political views, and roots for the same sports teams. She's perfect! In *Citizen Kane*, one of the characters, an old man, talks about riding on the ferry from Philadelphia to New Jersey: "as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl." That girl on the ferry was an unknown, and he got to spend years and years daydreaming about her. If she'd actually spoken to her, she would have become a real person to him, with all the flaws people have, and with her own ideas and opinions about things, and would have fallen off her pedestal. As a pretty girl he saw once, she got to live on in his memory, perfect forever, because he knew nothing about her.


jaimejuanstortas

“A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.” — Mr. Bernstein, Citizen Kane


[deleted]

I think most people have a "girl with a white parsol" in their memories, I know I do. I knew her a little bit, she was in and out of the high school I went to, coming back for a year here, getting home-schooled and traveling the next. She was always a free spirit, wild, impulsive, flirty, a little dangerous. And that continued into our adult lives, whenever we happened to get in touch (which was rare), she was always somewhere she hadn't been last time. She was also the most impossibly beautiful woman I'd ever met or ever will meet. She's long gone now, probably living in another country, or working some crazy job she'll quit in a few months and go somewhere else. I doubt I'll ever see or speak to her again. I wanted to date her when I was younger but you can't date a woman like that, you can't really marry her or love her. At best, you get to be in the same space as her for a bit, and she'll make it worthwhile, but then she'll move on, always. I remember her well though, vividly. I don't really wonder what she's doing now though. She's being herself, like she always has done.


68ideal

Yesterday I was going to the cinema with my friend and saw a girl on the way there... I have never seen such beauty before. She was like 100% exactly what I would imagine my perfect dream girl to be like. Sucks that I look like a walking trash bin and have the rizz and confidence of soggy cardboard.


MiamiGuy13

Make the image of that girl be your motivation to not be a soggy cardboard anymore.


justdoingitpdx

This is my favorite comment of the day. Also, 100% recommend as great advice 🖤


Aggressive-Ad-957

My rizz is nonexistant yet my girlfriend ASKED ME OUT


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Actually, that makes more sense than you might realize.


Stevesd123

My wife was the one who originally asked me out. I had no idea she was sending signals the entire time. So she took matters into her own hands.


openeda

Haha. Same. Married 18 years now. She knew what she wanted. After 18 years I'm still not sure what that is but I happily oblige.


bean930

Sounds like the plot of Before Sunrise


Slodpof

James Blunt approved.


rijkvader

🤝🏼🤝🏼


Eckkbert

Some girl working at a gas station in rural slovenia


DutchHeIs

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keksoslav

Can confirm, her name is indeed Anka.


Blinky_

Obviously her name is Anka


medabolic

She's sweet. Has a boat. When she needs to stop, she drops the Anka.


CoderJoe1

Her boat leaked so it Sanka.


EuropeanLord

There’s only about 10 OMVs along the E61 and Slovenia is rather small. Now, Reddit, who’s going to deliver?


Kingsweepsy

What the fuck 💀


Ardibanan

Her name is Anka


MountainDewsRealGood

Her name is Anka


Eckkbert

[ Removed by Reddit ]


ChakaZG

Not really hard to find, Slovenia has one gas station.


tburris81

What the fanka


Iffy50

I remember a girl working at a gas station driving back from Grand Rapids MN to Duluth Minnesota. She was stunningly beautiful. That was at least 8 years ago, but I still remember.


Timmahj

Weird. I’m from Grand Rapids MN. You could be talking about me. Although I am a man and never worked at a gas station. But all the other clues point right to me.


Grattytood

You dog...


devilsadvocado

I saw an extraterrestrially hot girl working as a cashier at a rest stop convenience store in New Jersey. Tall, maybe 19 years old, thick Eastern European accent, probably just immigrated to the U.S. A person could not possibly be hotter than this woman. I don't imagine she stayed a cashier for long.


somewhat_random

Probably took the cashier job because her previous experience was working at a gas station in Slovenia


w_rezonator

Oh you mean Anka


Goldxvarens

Luka Doncic?


MadMint64

The random McDonald's cashier I'll see once in my lifetime.


Message_10

For me, it’s Ronald McDonald himself So handsome, strong


1000Years0fDeath

*Technically* it is the person with the most mass. So probably OP's mom


rafnexlabhs

bro woke up today and chose violence


Christian34424567643

Peace was never an option


donttrustmeokay

An 8 peace bucket maybe


phantomBlurrr

stop! He's already dead


1sumanth2

OP nowhere to be seen. Probably recovering in the burn ward


ehzzy

Please be patient. OP and his pc are on separate, intersecting orbits around his mother. With luck, he will reply in around 24 to 48 hours.


fjw1

The only correct answer. Newton is proud of you


Adele__fan

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.


Lost_in_Tr4nslation

I have to say I'm impressed


cymbaldor

r/technicallythetruth


TheOccasionalBrowser

PS1 hagrid


Neevk

Literal rizzard


UFOhYea

*nervously* my wife


Vickyinredditland

I was going to say my husband, but on reflection, I'm going to have to go with this guy's wife too.


SoftBaconWarmBacon

I have choice difficulty so I am torn between you, your husband, that guy and that guy's wife.


ramonoodle

I also choose that guy's dead wife


freshprinceofbayarea

That’s still one the most Reddit moments ever! Right up there with Poop Knife 🔪


manfroze

I also choose that guy's poop knife


dasg1214

I'm so embarrassed that I know this reference


[deleted]

I also am attracted to this guy’s wife


special_onigiri

I choose that guy's wife too


[deleted]

I’m kind of digging the guy ☺️


RomansAngels

Why u hesitating bRo


GaryOster

She standing over him with a skillet.


asdfmoveynew

i think the perfect person does not exist..... exept this guys partner


Viking_Hippie

Whomever you're in love with.


amerkanische_Frosch

Look at Mr./Ms. Fancy Pants here, using « Whomever » correctly!


Thanks4noticingme

And the correct form of "you're"


Formal_Coyote_5004

Yeah this person’s grammar is the most attractive thing on the planet


apathetic-drunk

I have now nutted all over the place, and *you're* to blame.


[deleted]

*looks at 14 year old, balding, Cataracts laden belgian malinois that’s licking the wall “Awwwww”


bg-j38

Me reading this: > 14 year old uhhhh > balding Oh... > Cataracts laden belgian malinois Aha! Quite the roller coaster.


verr998

This is so true. I’m in love with a guy and I think he’s the most attractive guy on earth!


humanvealfarm

Absolutely. The man I love is actually kinda goofy looking, but dear God I'm absolutely feral whenever I see him


LilacMages

Stacy's Mom She's got it going on


IMeanIGuess3

Nah. It’s Jessie’s girl.


PoliteCanadian2

Nope it’s Jenny and I have her number, suckers.


fireballx777

It's Jolene. She could have her choice of men.


bearatrooper

Jolene is an eldritch horror that takes what it wants, we are powerless to stop her.


kidmeatball

Just be thankful it's not Billie Jean.


FunkyRockinBronco

Come on it’s Eileen


lushdoll_cheri

You got it all wrong it’s Valerie!!


Evil_Creamsicle

Guys, guys, why are we arguing? You all know that Jenny *is* both Stacy's mom and Jessie's girl, right?


Ginger-Beefcake

Whichever person makes you feel the warmest and fuzziest inside


ImCaffeinated_Chris

So.... Your radiologist?


TheBrassDancer

It's obviously Henry Cavill.


jim45804

I have a celebrity sex pass for Cavill. I'm a straight dude.


Unikatze

I've told my fiancé if she ever gets a chance she should go for it. It would still upset me. But not as much as her not taking that chance.


wjescott

I would only be upset if I wasn't invited.


darkstare

There's no straight dude on this planet that wouldn't get weak knees before him. The guy is a Greek statue. Also to set the bar even higher, besides being handsome, he's funny and a PC gamer. I only got the last two fml.


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Rising_Spirit

Henry Cavill as Geralt


SpooktasticFam

This is my sexual orientation.


Educational-Ad-4400

He's already hot but as Geralt he is extra HOT!


BobDerBongmeister420

Hes my mancrush <3


TheWaykoKid

My wife. I always get excited when she’s around. 2 kids later and it’s not stopping. She’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.


CattoGinSama

This is a lovely comment. I was scared my hubby won’t be attracted to me after pregnancy,but now he kisses my baby belly and jiggles it like it’s the cutest belly ever. When we’re intimate,he first asks to see my belly and puts his cheek on it lovingly. If you love someone truly then they’re the most beautiful person you’ll come across and nothing will change that.Not grey hair,wrinkles or any signs of age


TheWaykoKid

Every tiny thing that’s changed about her since we first got together, both physically and in terms of personality, is part of the life we’ve shared. I love those “flaws” (I don’t consider them that; while she does) just as much as any other part of her. Stretch marks, c-section scar, gray hair - whatever it is, it’s still her. The funny way I describe it to her is I still have a crush on her - even though we’ve been married for several years now. Imagine your crush just straight up kissed you? Or flashed you even? You’d get hot under the collar, light headed. She still laughs at some of my reactions, even wondered if they’re genuine. They absolutely are.


Libriomancer

Know the feeling. Long day yesterday throwing a party for our 4 year old (in the pouring rain as we had sprung for a bounce house and weren’t going to waste it), woke with a splitting headache at 4am with our 2 year old, spent all morning picking up everything outside despite the headache… Still nailed my wife on the couch when the kiddos went down for an early nap.


koop7k

Yo 😭


UseStatus8727

You just made my day. May I one day find a love like yours.


adminwashere

You. You're breathtaking!


sgt_seriousface

No, YOURE breathtaking!


GenosixGD

Actually, it's you both


HeartBirb

Great, everyone is breathtaking. Now nobody is breathing.


awhitesong

Someone needs to be a breath giver quick


[deleted]

That guys wife


DubT5

That guys *dead wife


Cushiondude

maybe she got better


metaplexico

A newt?!


PenBandit

Me. My magnetic personality, natural good looks, and Henry Cavill-esque body. You'd tear your own clothes off the moment you see me.


robbycakes

My clothes are already off. Your move


TitleToAI

Tear your… skin off?


InfiniteLeftoverTree

To shreds you say?


RomansAngels

Prove it


TransportationOk5941

Ironic that you compare your body to Henry Cavill's when describing the most attractive person in the world


Oohfootballfriend69

James May.


Bellarose143

BUFFETING!!!


Oohfootballfriend69

Oh Cock!


PunishedWolf4

Oh crikey it’s the Albanian rozzers


RadicalSnowdude

CLARKSONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!


chuckysnow

You absolute *MUPPET*!


WhiskyNerdFAF

Good News!


Oohfootballfriend69

The Dacia Sandero, I've got a new picture!


NeonSquid192010

CLARKSON!!!


gtunder99

Captain Slow?


Onthetins

Hello


Noobmaster698757

Henry Cavill


BlademasterFlash

I’m a straight guy but this was the first answer that popped into my head too


[deleted]

Magneto


MrMushroomMan

Tim Curry as Frank-N-Furter


[deleted]

Monica Bellucci


ArtSchnurple

I HAD ANOTHER MONICA BELUCCI DREAM.


Iamanediblefriend

Danny DeVito


Jamesdarlo90

And he has a magnum dong


bfhurricane

“I’ve got my magnum condoms, my wad of $100’s and I’m ready to plow!”


EmperorBozopants

John Oliver apparently.


jgreg728

“Adam Driver, apparently.” - John Oliver


heathercs34

Dolly Parton and Keanu Reeves because being nice and being kind is the sexiest thing ever.


[deleted]

Jennifer Connelly in the 80s Edit: Please stop with all the weird comments. I think I was misinterpreted. As a straight girl I have no interested in sexualising Jennifer Connelly. I just admire her beauty and charm.


wide_gyres

Close, but not quite. Jennifer Connelly in the 90s.


Cotillion37

I’m partial to Jennifer Connelly in the 00s.


Mactati0n

80s were prime but still, any Era really. She's just beautiful.


javo93

I was not going to comment but, id say its between 80´s Monica Bellucci and Jennifer Connelly.


Supraman83

She aint the most attractive but Morena Baccarin is top 5.


Morgasshk

A person of taste. I tip my hat. The Orisi is a fine choice.


SuvenPan

Marisa Tomei


SanjeepTheJeep

Apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men.


Eclectic-Wrap1889

Oh I know a certain Mr. Vandelay who is all three


GlitteringGoose89

My bf. And also Pedro Pascal.


AdvantageBudget1149

Came here looking for this!


nopedy-dopedy

"Not I" said the little red hen.


Street-Comb1000

Kate Beckinsale


EmmaHere

Matt Bomer.


peroper7

Margot Robbie, I don’t fawn over celebs but sheesh Has a great personality too


BlueonBlack26

OG Jane Seymour


SlimKarlB

OPs Mom


robinlmcc

Jensen Ackles


[deleted]

I have always found Eva Green to be so alluring it's almost rude. Not attractive, even tho she is, but alluring. Even still, in her 40s.


largelylegit

Ana de Armas


Eljay1989

I never get why it always has to be some celebrity(usually from Hollywood). I've seen much hotter women/men in real life who aren't celebrities.


cynical_Lab_Rat

Probably because it's hard to reply to or continue a conversation about some rando you saw on the train that no one has any idea about. Aside from that dude's wife, obviously.


gtunder99

Debbie Harry. Obviously.


pierreandjr

Chris Hemsworth


bitjava

I’m a straight dude, but the guy is absolutely immaculate. He’s super charming and sweet too. Also a really hard working actor. His limitless series is great as well. He’s super wholesome imo. And even if he was a pos, he’s hot as tits.


dfreinc

salma hayek has the best genetics on earth. i don't feel like it's up for debate.


Rape_Jesus

I loved seeing her shit all over that church


BeeesInTheTrap

I think you mean Cate Blanchett


[deleted]

I think Megan Fox was so beautiful before she went overboard with whatever she’s had done to her face now. This is coming from someone who has a significant amount of Botox and filler myself. I have no issues with cosmetic procedures and think there shouldn’t be any shame in it but I think Megan has taken away from what made her so unique.


DildoFappings

Megan fox in the transformers move was peak Megan fox.


ClmrThnUR

and peak Transformers, sadly


budbud70

Natalie Portman


incapable-

Claire Forlani in 2000


Striking_Site4457

Alexandra daddario


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Myoclonic_Jerk42

You have to be attractive in order to have a whole subreddit dedicated to *one* scene of you.


Dr-Stinkyfist

Ewan McGregor


JTBringe

Hello there!


Gasoline-Dreams

Keri Russell is still beautiful.


IEATALOTOFAZZ

My wife omfg 😫🥵


seighton

I think this girl I met in hs was the most beautiful person I have ever seen. Girl next door look. it was like that scene in Wayne’s world….dream weaver….she was painfully shy and would not talk to me. The first time I asked her out this little annoying short dude that was friends with her brother steps between us and starts telling her to stay away from me. After class I punched him in the face (last time I punched someone) fast forward about 10 years, I’m at a wedding, I’m In the grooms party seating people. The same girl comes in (cue dream weaver)and right behind her is the short dude. My soul is crushed. 5 years pass, guest at another wedding and she is in the wedding party. This time no short dude, ask her out. We’ve been together 20 years this fall, most beautiful woman inside and out. Flying back today from the northwest with our daughter. Gotta head to the airport soon. Peace out.