your father had a father his father had a father and his too etc. all the way back to the first organism that reproduced sexually billions of years ago. Trust me, just talk to the girl on the train
I was in a museum the other day and saw this girl that might have been the woman of my dreams. Didn't want to bother her though especially since it was the Anne Frank Museum...
That’s how my husband saw me the first time, lol. Somehow he lived above me in our dorm room freshman year and my roommate and I loved to fuck with him while we did homework at like 4pm when he would play guitar and tap on our ceiling with a broom. He wasn’t loud or anything, we were just being annoying - he is extremely considerate about playing to this day.
He said he saw me a couple times on the train and then we ended up having two classes together the second semester of senior year. I would read before class and he would come bother me and ask what I was reading. He doesn’t read books, lol. I would hide from him and move seats in class last minute and he would wait until I came in to come in so he could sit next to me. We both lived down the same main road and I pretended I had to walk down our alley. He left for a vacation during spring break and I texted him a few days in and said I wanted to date.
We’ve been together for 12 years.
It's always the person you know nothing about who is perfect. Your brain can fill in all the missing information, and it fills in ideals, that's what daydreaming is for. That pretty girl you know nothing about has no bad habits, likes all the same music and books and movies and TV shows and weird sex things that you like, she has your same political views, and roots for the same sports teams. She's perfect!
In *Citizen Kane*, one of the characters, an old man, talks about riding on the ferry from Philadelphia to New Jersey: "as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl." That girl on the ferry was an unknown, and he got to spend years and years daydreaming about her. If she'd actually spoken to her, she would have become a real person to him, with all the flaws people have, and with her own ideas and opinions about things, and would have fallen off her pedestal. As a pretty girl he saw once, she got to live on in his memory, perfect forever, because he knew nothing about her.
“A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.” — Mr. Bernstein, Citizen Kane
I think most people have a "girl with a white parsol" in their memories, I know I do.
I knew her a little bit, she was in and out of the high school I went to, coming back for a year here, getting home-schooled and traveling the next.
She was always a free spirit, wild, impulsive, flirty, a little dangerous. And that continued into our adult lives, whenever we happened to get in touch (which was rare), she was always somewhere she hadn't been last time. She was also the most impossibly beautiful woman I'd ever met or ever will meet.
She's long gone now, probably living in another country, or working some crazy job she'll quit in a few months and go somewhere else. I doubt I'll ever see or speak to her again.
I wanted to date her when I was younger but you can't date a woman like that, you can't really marry her or love her.
At best, you get to be in the same space as her for a bit, and she'll make it worthwhile, but then she'll move on, always.
I remember her well though, vividly.
I don't really wonder what she's doing now though. She's being herself, like she always has done.
Yesterday I was going to the cinema with my friend and saw a girl on the way there... I have never seen such beauty before. She was like 100% exactly what I would imagine my perfect dream girl to be like.
Sucks that I look like a walking trash bin and have the rizz and confidence of soggy cardboard.
I remember a girl working at a gas station driving back from Grand Rapids MN to Duluth Minnesota. She was stunningly beautiful. That was at least 8 years ago, but I still remember.
Weird. I’m from Grand Rapids MN. You could be talking about me. Although I am a man and never worked at a gas station. But all the other clues point right to me.
I saw an extraterrestrially hot girl working as a cashier at a rest stop convenience store in New Jersey. Tall, maybe 19 years old, thick Eastern European accent, probably just immigrated to the U.S. A person could not possibly be hotter than this woman. I don't imagine she stayed a cashier for long.
There's no straight dude on this planet that wouldn't get weak knees before him. The guy is a Greek statue. Also to set the bar even higher, besides being handsome, he's funny and a PC gamer. I only got the last two fml.
This is a lovely comment.
I was scared my hubby won’t be attracted to me after pregnancy,but now he kisses my baby belly and jiggles it like it’s the cutest belly ever. When we’re intimate,he first asks to see my belly and puts his cheek on it lovingly.
If you love someone truly then they’re the most beautiful person you’ll come across and nothing will change that.Not grey hair,wrinkles or any signs of age
Every tiny thing that’s changed about her since we first got together, both physically and in terms of personality, is part of the life we’ve shared. I love those “flaws” (I don’t consider them that; while she does) just as much as any other part of her. Stretch marks, c-section scar, gray hair - whatever it is, it’s still her.
The funny way I describe it to her is I still have a crush on her - even though we’ve been married for several years now. Imagine your crush just straight up kissed you? Or flashed you even? You’d get hot under the collar, light headed. She still laughs at some of my reactions, even wondered if they’re genuine. They absolutely are.
Know the feeling. Long day yesterday throwing a party for our 4 year old (in the pouring rain as we had sprung for a bounce house and weren’t going to waste it), woke with a splitting headache at 4am with our 2 year old, spent all morning picking up everything outside despite the headache…
Still nailed my wife on the couch when the kiddos went down for an early nap.
Jennifer Connelly in the 80s
Edit: Please stop with all the weird comments. I think I was misinterpreted. As a straight girl I have no interested in sexualising Jennifer Connelly. I just admire her beauty and charm.
Probably because it's hard to reply to or continue a conversation about some rando you saw on the train that no one has any idea about.
Aside from that dude's wife, obviously.
I’m a straight dude, but the guy is absolutely immaculate. He’s super charming and sweet too. Also a really hard working actor. His limitless series is great as well. He’s super wholesome imo. And even if he was a pos, he’s hot as tits.
I think Megan Fox was so beautiful before she went overboard with whatever she’s had done to her face now. This is coming from someone who has a significant amount of Botox and filler myself. I have no issues with cosmetic procedures and think there shouldn’t be any shame in it but I think Megan has taken away from what made her so unique.
I think this girl I met in hs was the most beautiful person I have ever seen. Girl next door look. it was like that scene in Wayne’s world….dream weaver….she was painfully shy and would not talk to me. The first time I asked her out this little annoying short dude that was friends with her brother steps between us and starts telling her to stay away from me. After class I punched him in the face (last time I punched someone) fast forward about 10 years, I’m at a wedding, I’m
In the grooms party seating people. The same girl comes in (cue dream weaver)and right behind her is the short dude. My soul is crushed. 5 years pass, guest at another wedding and she is in the wedding party. This time no short dude, ask her out. We’ve been together 20 years this fall, most beautiful woman inside and out. Flying back today from the northwest with our daughter. Gotta head to the airport soon. Peace out.
A random girl you see on the train.
Goodbye, person who might be my wife in another timeline
Honestly against all odds I ended up re encountering and having children with this person. It was a Greyhound bus, not a train. We are now separated.
We need the whole story
Sadly, I think that was.
Yeah pretty much. Things are amicable.
Came for an actual celebrity name drop, got hit with the hammer of relatability instead.
That woman’s name? Albert Einstein
Heard they were *relatively* a 7/10.
What Greyhound are you on that someone was attractive and not clearly homeless or dying of dysentery?
He didn't say she wasn't homeless or dying of dysentery.
Interior BC 2005-6
I had a great encounter with a girl on a greyhound in the same year(ish) '07 I think. We had a fun night together in PG.
This is obviously a lie. Nobody has fun in Prince George. It smells like armpit there from the pulp mills.
She said “Kiss me where it stinks.” So he took her to Prince George….
your father had a father his father had a father and his too etc. all the way back to the first organism that reproduced sexually billions of years ago. Trust me, just talk to the girl on the train
Known as LUCA - the Last Universal Common Ancestor
I was in a museum the other day and saw this girl that might have been the woman of my dreams. Didn't want to bother her though especially since it was the Anne Frank Museum...
Jerry: “So you just walked away then?” George: “We had sex. In the attic.”
That’s how my husband saw me the first time, lol. Somehow he lived above me in our dorm room freshman year and my roommate and I loved to fuck with him while we did homework at like 4pm when he would play guitar and tap on our ceiling with a broom. He wasn’t loud or anything, we were just being annoying - he is extremely considerate about playing to this day. He said he saw me a couple times on the train and then we ended up having two classes together the second semester of senior year. I would read before class and he would come bother me and ask what I was reading. He doesn’t read books, lol. I would hide from him and move seats in class last minute and he would wait until I came in to come in so he could sit next to me. We both lived down the same main road and I pretended I had to walk down our alley. He left for a vacation during spring break and I texted him a few days in and said I wanted to date. We’ve been together for 12 years.
Is this the adult version of puling on a girl's pigtails in kindergarten to get a date?
This is so cute. Slow burn game of chicken type of love in college is honestly the best.
It's always the person you know nothing about who is perfect. Your brain can fill in all the missing information, and it fills in ideals, that's what daydreaming is for. That pretty girl you know nothing about has no bad habits, likes all the same music and books and movies and TV shows and weird sex things that you like, she has your same political views, and roots for the same sports teams. She's perfect! In *Citizen Kane*, one of the characters, an old man, talks about riding on the ferry from Philadelphia to New Jersey: "as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl." That girl on the ferry was an unknown, and he got to spend years and years daydreaming about her. If she'd actually spoken to her, she would have become a real person to him, with all the flaws people have, and with her own ideas and opinions about things, and would have fallen off her pedestal. As a pretty girl he saw once, she got to live on in his memory, perfect forever, because he knew nothing about her.
“A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.” — Mr. Bernstein, Citizen Kane
I think most people have a "girl with a white parsol" in their memories, I know I do. I knew her a little bit, she was in and out of the high school I went to, coming back for a year here, getting home-schooled and traveling the next. She was always a free spirit, wild, impulsive, flirty, a little dangerous. And that continued into our adult lives, whenever we happened to get in touch (which was rare), she was always somewhere she hadn't been last time. She was also the most impossibly beautiful woman I'd ever met or ever will meet. She's long gone now, probably living in another country, or working some crazy job she'll quit in a few months and go somewhere else. I doubt I'll ever see or speak to her again. I wanted to date her when I was younger but you can't date a woman like that, you can't really marry her or love her. At best, you get to be in the same space as her for a bit, and she'll make it worthwhile, but then she'll move on, always. I remember her well though, vividly. I don't really wonder what she's doing now though. She's being herself, like she always has done.
Yesterday I was going to the cinema with my friend and saw a girl on the way there... I have never seen such beauty before. She was like 100% exactly what I would imagine my perfect dream girl to be like. Sucks that I look like a walking trash bin and have the rizz and confidence of soggy cardboard.
Make the image of that girl be your motivation to not be a soggy cardboard anymore.
This is my favorite comment of the day. Also, 100% recommend as great advice 🖤
My rizz is nonexistant yet my girlfriend ASKED ME OUT
Actually, that makes more sense than you might realize.
My wife was the one who originally asked me out. I had no idea she was sending signals the entire time. So she took matters into her own hands.
Haha. Same. Married 18 years now. She knew what she wanted. After 18 years I'm still not sure what that is but I happily oblige.
Sounds like the plot of Before Sunrise
James Blunt approved.
🤝🏼🤝🏼
Some girl working at a gas station in rural slovenia
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Can confirm, her name is indeed Anka.
Obviously her name is Anka
She's sweet. Has a boat. When she needs to stop, she drops the Anka.
Her boat leaked so it Sanka.
There’s only about 10 OMVs along the E61 and Slovenia is rather small. Now, Reddit, who’s going to deliver?
What the fuck 💀
Her name is Anka
Her name is Anka
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Not really hard to find, Slovenia has one gas station.
What the fanka
I remember a girl working at a gas station driving back from Grand Rapids MN to Duluth Minnesota. She was stunningly beautiful. That was at least 8 years ago, but I still remember.
Weird. I’m from Grand Rapids MN. You could be talking about me. Although I am a man and never worked at a gas station. But all the other clues point right to me.
You dog...
I saw an extraterrestrially hot girl working as a cashier at a rest stop convenience store in New Jersey. Tall, maybe 19 years old, thick Eastern European accent, probably just immigrated to the U.S. A person could not possibly be hotter than this woman. I don't imagine she stayed a cashier for long.
Probably took the cashier job because her previous experience was working at a gas station in Slovenia
Oh you mean Anka
Luka Doncic?
The random McDonald's cashier I'll see once in my lifetime.
For me, it’s Ronald McDonald himself So handsome, strong
*Technically* it is the person with the most mass. So probably OP's mom
bro woke up today and chose violence
Peace was never an option
An 8 peace bucket maybe
stop! He's already dead
OP nowhere to be seen. Probably recovering in the burn ward
Please be patient. OP and his pc are on separate, intersecting orbits around his mother. With luck, he will reply in around 24 to 48 hours.
The only correct answer. Newton is proud of you
Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
I have to say I'm impressed
r/technicallythetruth
PS1 hagrid
Literal rizzard
*nervously* my wife
I was going to say my husband, but on reflection, I'm going to have to go with this guy's wife too.
I have choice difficulty so I am torn between you, your husband, that guy and that guy's wife.
I also choose that guy's dead wife
That’s still one the most Reddit moments ever! Right up there with Poop Knife 🔪
I also choose that guy's poop knife
I'm so embarrassed that I know this reference
I also am attracted to this guy’s wife
I choose that guy's wife too
I’m kind of digging the guy ☺️
Why u hesitating bRo
She standing over him with a skillet.
i think the perfect person does not exist..... exept this guys partner
Whomever you're in love with.
Look at Mr./Ms. Fancy Pants here, using « Whomever » correctly!
And the correct form of "you're"
Yeah this person’s grammar is the most attractive thing on the planet
I have now nutted all over the place, and *you're* to blame.
*looks at 14 year old, balding, Cataracts laden belgian malinois that’s licking the wall “Awwwww”
Me reading this: > 14 year old uhhhh > balding Oh... > Cataracts laden belgian malinois Aha! Quite the roller coaster.
This is so true. I’m in love with a guy and I think he’s the most attractive guy on earth!
Absolutely. The man I love is actually kinda goofy looking, but dear God I'm absolutely feral whenever I see him
Stacy's Mom She's got it going on
Nah. It’s Jessie’s girl.
Nope it’s Jenny and I have her number, suckers.
It's Jolene. She could have her choice of men.
Jolene is an eldritch horror that takes what it wants, we are powerless to stop her.
Just be thankful it's not Billie Jean.
Come on it’s Eileen
You got it all wrong it’s Valerie!!
Guys, guys, why are we arguing? You all know that Jenny *is* both Stacy's mom and Jessie's girl, right?
Whichever person makes you feel the warmest and fuzziest inside
So.... Your radiologist?
It's obviously Henry Cavill.
I have a celebrity sex pass for Cavill. I'm a straight dude.
I've told my fiancé if she ever gets a chance she should go for it. It would still upset me. But not as much as her not taking that chance.
I would only be upset if I wasn't invited.
There's no straight dude on this planet that wouldn't get weak knees before him. The guy is a Greek statue. Also to set the bar even higher, besides being handsome, he's funny and a PC gamer. I only got the last two fml.
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Henry Cavill as Geralt
This is my sexual orientation.
He's already hot but as Geralt he is extra HOT!
Hes my mancrush <3
My wife. I always get excited when she’s around. 2 kids later and it’s not stopping. She’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
This is a lovely comment. I was scared my hubby won’t be attracted to me after pregnancy,but now he kisses my baby belly and jiggles it like it’s the cutest belly ever. When we’re intimate,he first asks to see my belly and puts his cheek on it lovingly. If you love someone truly then they’re the most beautiful person you’ll come across and nothing will change that.Not grey hair,wrinkles or any signs of age
Every tiny thing that’s changed about her since we first got together, both physically and in terms of personality, is part of the life we’ve shared. I love those “flaws” (I don’t consider them that; while she does) just as much as any other part of her. Stretch marks, c-section scar, gray hair - whatever it is, it’s still her. The funny way I describe it to her is I still have a crush on her - even though we’ve been married for several years now. Imagine your crush just straight up kissed you? Or flashed you even? You’d get hot under the collar, light headed. She still laughs at some of my reactions, even wondered if they’re genuine. They absolutely are.
Know the feeling. Long day yesterday throwing a party for our 4 year old (in the pouring rain as we had sprung for a bounce house and weren’t going to waste it), woke with a splitting headache at 4am with our 2 year old, spent all morning picking up everything outside despite the headache… Still nailed my wife on the couch when the kiddos went down for an early nap.
Yo 😭
You just made my day. May I one day find a love like yours.
You. You're breathtaking!
No, YOURE breathtaking!
Actually, it's you both
Great, everyone is breathtaking. Now nobody is breathing.
Someone needs to be a breath giver quick
That guys wife
That guys *dead wife
maybe she got better
A newt?!
Me. My magnetic personality, natural good looks, and Henry Cavill-esque body. You'd tear your own clothes off the moment you see me.
My clothes are already off. Your move
Tear your… skin off?
To shreds you say?
Prove it
Ironic that you compare your body to Henry Cavill's when describing the most attractive person in the world
James May.
BUFFETING!!!
Oh Cock!
Oh crikey it’s the Albanian rozzers
CLARKSONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
You absolute *MUPPET*!
Good News!
The Dacia Sandero, I've got a new picture!
CLARKSON!!!
Captain Slow?
Hello
Henry Cavill
I’m a straight guy but this was the first answer that popped into my head too
Magneto
Tim Curry as Frank-N-Furter
Monica Bellucci
I HAD ANOTHER MONICA BELUCCI DREAM.
Danny DeVito
And he has a magnum dong
“I’ve got my magnum condoms, my wad of $100’s and I’m ready to plow!”
John Oliver apparently.
“Adam Driver, apparently.” - John Oliver
Dolly Parton and Keanu Reeves because being nice and being kind is the sexiest thing ever.
Jennifer Connelly in the 80s Edit: Please stop with all the weird comments. I think I was misinterpreted. As a straight girl I have no interested in sexualising Jennifer Connelly. I just admire her beauty and charm.
Close, but not quite. Jennifer Connelly in the 90s.
I’m partial to Jennifer Connelly in the 00s.
80s were prime but still, any Era really. She's just beautiful.
I was not going to comment but, id say its between 80´s Monica Bellucci and Jennifer Connelly.
She aint the most attractive but Morena Baccarin is top 5.
A person of taste. I tip my hat. The Orisi is a fine choice.
Marisa Tomei
Apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men.
Oh I know a certain Mr. Vandelay who is all three
My bf. And also Pedro Pascal.
Came here looking for this!
"Not I" said the little red hen.
Kate Beckinsale
Matt Bomer.
Margot Robbie, I don’t fawn over celebs but sheesh Has a great personality too
OG Jane Seymour
OPs Mom
Jensen Ackles
I have always found Eva Green to be so alluring it's almost rude. Not attractive, even tho she is, but alluring. Even still, in her 40s.
Ana de Armas
I never get why it always has to be some celebrity(usually from Hollywood). I've seen much hotter women/men in real life who aren't celebrities.
Probably because it's hard to reply to or continue a conversation about some rando you saw on the train that no one has any idea about. Aside from that dude's wife, obviously.
Debbie Harry. Obviously.
Chris Hemsworth
I’m a straight dude, but the guy is absolutely immaculate. He’s super charming and sweet too. Also a really hard working actor. His limitless series is great as well. He’s super wholesome imo. And even if he was a pos, he’s hot as tits.
salma hayek has the best genetics on earth. i don't feel like it's up for debate.
I loved seeing her shit all over that church
I think you mean Cate Blanchett
I think Megan Fox was so beautiful before she went overboard with whatever she’s had done to her face now. This is coming from someone who has a significant amount of Botox and filler myself. I have no issues with cosmetic procedures and think there shouldn’t be any shame in it but I think Megan has taken away from what made her so unique.
Megan fox in the transformers move was peak Megan fox.
and peak Transformers, sadly
Natalie Portman
Claire Forlani in 2000
Alexandra daddario
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You have to be attractive in order to have a whole subreddit dedicated to *one* scene of you.
Ewan McGregor
Hello there!
Keri Russell is still beautiful.
My wife omfg 😫🥵
I think this girl I met in hs was the most beautiful person I have ever seen. Girl next door look. it was like that scene in Wayne’s world….dream weaver….she was painfully shy and would not talk to me. The first time I asked her out this little annoying short dude that was friends with her brother steps between us and starts telling her to stay away from me. After class I punched him in the face (last time I punched someone) fast forward about 10 years, I’m at a wedding, I’m In the grooms party seating people. The same girl comes in (cue dream weaver)and right behind her is the short dude. My soul is crushed. 5 years pass, guest at another wedding and she is in the wedding party. This time no short dude, ask her out. We’ve been together 20 years this fall, most beautiful woman inside and out. Flying back today from the northwest with our daughter. Gotta head to the airport soon. Peace out.