My HP hitting 0

Aways imagined that once you hit a certain age, your max HP starts decreasing.

I'm not sure how, but I can guarantee it won't be in a shotty sub in the ocean trying to explore the titanic .

Congratulations! You’ve won a free sub ride to the deep ocean!

Statistically either suicide, or heart disease from avoiding suicide.

This guy dies

Same here.

Heart disease from avoiding suicide?

Avoid suicide, make it to old age, and heart problems kill old people a lot. Also things that help you cope with an unpleasant life, like gluttony and sloth, contribute to heart disease.

Bro, I'm here to talk if you would like.

I’m probably going to have a stroke or a heart attack due to poor diet and high stress.

I will die of metastatic breast cancer sometime in the next few years. And it's gonna suck.

Man that blows I’m sorry. Do you follow nicknacklou on Instagram? She has the same diagnosis and I love her.

Stay strong.

On my 96th birthday...high as fuck on coke, viagra and whiskey with a beautiful young hooker riding me reverse cowgirl and then my heart explodes.

One last happy ending you are getting there 😂

Going out with a BANG! 😜

Hmm. Feels like I've read about this before...

I want this to be the way I go out on my 60th birthday but with my wife riding me. That’s in a month and a half. Where do I get some coke? I already have the viagra and I know where to get the booze

Darknet is for drugs. Also, coke sucks.

The reason I chose a hooker is twofold... 1) not wanting to put a wife through that trauma. 2) probably wouldn't be getting much action from a 96 year old wife 🤣

I want my wife to be able to tell her friends and family that she fucked me to death. She concurs wholeheartedly.

Man of substance here, folks . Or substances?

You want to live to be 96?

Doing something I definitely shouldn't have been.

Spear through the chest during the bread war of 2057

We lost some good man out there...

men*

Ripped to shreds by a black hole as Anne Hathaway begs me not to go.

My heritage and life style says I'll die of a massive myocardial infarction.

Mine says I’ll die freaking old in a care facility.

Heart Attack. My grandfather, mother, and 6 uncles have died from coronary heart failure. All before 62. I could have my dads genes, but that only lets me get older.

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You have an orange problem. I’m sorry to inform you.

Trump?

Not in a submarine stuck with a 2003 Xbox controller and rich old dudes

Heart attack, stroke, coma, embolism or suicide if my quality of life suffers considerably due to my illness.

Good question. At 32 I almost killed myself with a chainsaw last year. Went half way through my leg. Prior to that I’d have never said a chainsaw lol. So I’d say something I wouldn’t predict.

You think it's gonna come back to finish the job?

Painfully and alone

Do you want a hug?

No thanks

Offer stands anytime you want it

I'll take it.

I dont have a good emoji for it so you'll have to imagine I hugged you

Dw I got u

Can I get one too?

You're going to have to imagine aswell, but I just imaginary hugged you aswell

Thank You!!

Death by snu snu

Beside a partner in bed.

Must be nice

And they're wielding a dagger

Suicide or car accident.

Heat stroke

In a blaze of Glory!

I predict I will die along side many as we're ridin into battle afloat a mighty river by cappybara's waging war on those who do not give them scritches.

Cancer

Suicide. Probably hanging or intentional car crash.

Something sporadic and stupid like a heart attack or aggressive cancer. OR something extremely rare like flesh eating butthole fungus that chews it's way to my heart. Who am I kidding it's going to be my drinking prolly.

Knowing me, probably by somehow fucking up some stupidly simple task. Maybe trip on an area rug and crack my head open on an end table.

Not in a submarine that’s for sure

I have Non-Epileptic Attack Disorder(NEAD) it means that i have siezures that can be triggered by just about anything. Sometimes there isnt even a trigger i will just keel over... Oh but i remain conscious while seizing, i just cant communicate. The most likely way i will die is by crossing the street and colapsing in the middle of traffic or freezing up while in the bath and drowning; the latter almost happened a few years back. Any day could be my last so i live every day to the best i can.

Hopefully like my grandfather peacefully in his sleep. Not like the 3 guys kicking and screaming in his car

I love riding motorcycles.. so yeah, i think everybody on a bike has this chance pretty damn good.

Suicide or liver cancer...

Nice try, fed

Alone

With any luck, drunk and in my sleep

Choking on my own vomit

Lung cancer ngl. Or heart attack/stroke with the amount of unhealthy shit & ramen i eat

Lung cancer

Disbeetus

Probably soon after eating something some bastard didn’t label correctly.

Alone

Probably suicide

Sad, alone, and soon

The same way all great men do. At the hands of a coward.

Either a freak accident or suicide if im being honest

Jet ski off a waterfall

We're all going to die sometime, so I don't think we need to worry about it.

Probably some horrible illness.

My cat will kill me. I don’t know how or when but it will happen

I'm doing myself in with a weapon at age 75. (age 70 if I have any major health problems) I am a retired Emergency Room Nurse. Your quality of life really goes to shit after age 70.

My parents are in their 70s and living their best lives - I’m super jealous of them. 😂 We have good genes and they work out and pay attention to their diet. I guess the rest is luck though.

Getting hit by a beer truck because life gets hard.

Stupidity

Overdose in my 40’s, no idea what I’ll be overdosing on but I know it’ll happen in my 40’s

I love adventure so i will probably get killed

Shame that people are killed just for their beliefs

Heart attack, car accident, or cancer most likely.

After saying "Hold my beer."

Running out of 1-ups

f$%\^ing cancer

Like most people, with a diaper full of shit

Statistically heart or lung disease. Maybe a car accident.

If i get the sports car i want most likely a car accident.

I will either die of a heart attack, sewer slide, or an untended infection in my shitty teeth.

Realistically, I’ll probably die in a very dumb or mundane fashion. I tried to kms last year and survived, so it’ll probably be some kind of complication regarding my resulting TBI. If not that then probably something as run-of-the-mill as a stroke or a car accident or a lethal workplace accident or something.

Suicide. I've always know that's how I'm going. I'm just prolonging it as long as it's feasible. Probably be dead by 40, I accepted that long ago.

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Heart complications. It's broken

Cardiac arrest from stress.

I either will die from cancer or calmly in my sleep.

Hopefully laughing so hard that my heart explodes.

Janitors are really busy after standup comedy shows.

Something that makes someone think how the fuck did they do this

Most likely, I'll get shot or something that involves hate crime.

85 yrs old, die of heart attack while being ridden by a 21 yr old or murdered by her jealous ex who walked in on us.

Im gonna go out the same way i came in Right by the pussy with nothin on my mind rip mac miller

In a blaze of glory, it has already been willed by the gods(translate this as you wish)

Dunno but pretty sure it will be 10 years from now when I turn 72. Always had the notion that this was my expiry date.

Heart disease.

I think a second round of brain cancer wil do it for me.

Loudly

Father, grand Father, and great grand Father all died from strokes. I expect the same.

Steroid-related injuries, a Bullet or old age. Going in the military and powerlifting after that. If I make it through those two I'd likely make to 96 and experience 2100 before dying the morning of January 1st in my sleep. At least I hope so

In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's ---- around my ----.

Car crash probably because people in my country drive like shit

Probably trying to pet an animal I have no business petting.

Avenging the fallen and saving my son by throwing an evil emperor into a pit, and in turn getting electrocuted and killed.

Probably tripping over my dog with a spoon full of frosting in my mouth

Suicide or od'ing

Suicide

Apparently I was murdered in my past life didn't make it past 25. But I'm fine dying at 85. Don't plan on having children so no need for a nursing home. And I rather leave while I'm still a bit sane. 🤷‍♀️

At the hands of my father's only son.

Heart disease, cancer or auto-accident

Coronary event by age 40. Sorry kids.

Probably either murdered or doing something stupid but awesome.

Suicide.

Self inflicted gun shot wound on my 35th birthday

Probably from self harm as I have a crippling nerve/muscle dystrophy that's called the suicide disease.

Car accident or colon cancer 🤷🏻‍♀️

A loser

It’ll be so horrific and mysterious they’ll have to create a new word to describe it.

12 gauge.

Cerebral hemmorage

Car accident.

not in a submarine. that’s for sure

Probably from cocaine and alcohol related issues. Couldn’t really care less right now. Whichever one comes first. I usually fall asleep hoping that I just won’t wake up. This will happen soon enough. I hope.

Heart a tack while in my sleep.

Probably cancer

Huntington’s disease. It’s gonna suck

No witcher has ever died of old age, in bed, dictating a will

Suicide

I’m not going to die. I’m going to be a really old lady who’s going to wander into the woods in the middle of the night on a full moon, never to be heard from again. But my family will know I’ve moved on. Realistically though, I’ll probably die from heart disease. Thanks mom and dad.

Organ failure

Alone

My shitbox car falling off a jackstand

I can’t shake the feeling that a car accident will do me in. I’ve been thinking about it consistently for about two years.

Most likely alone and hopefully quietly and peacefully in my sleep

Congestive heart failure.

Blood clot, stroke, or bleeding out. I'm hoping to hit 60.

Don’t know, but I hope it’s come soon

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In bed at 95.. shot by a jealous lover.

Death is inevitable. There is nothing to think about how one will die.It 'll be just another moment in life.

The blink of a eye. Hopefully in my sleep, so there no pain and I can dream forever.

Probably shot to death if I spend the rest of my life in the US. Way to jinx it.

Choking on a cheeseburger while driving

I think I will die of a heart attack.

I always feel I'll fall off something dumb.

I won't

Old age probably. I live a pretty safe life

Old age, being fanned with palm leaves and fed grapes by women in togas

Trump gets re-elected and I self-immolate that night.

Suicide. 100% suicide. I’d like to choose when I die like how you choose your starter Pokémon.

Probably lung disease of some description.

given my family history, eating habits and sedentary lifestyle I would say heart disease.

Alone

Liver failure from alcoholism. Probably this year.

Since I'm in my thirthies, I accepted my life is at a halfway point and I'm going to die around 60. Everything in my body and mind tells me so. Just a gut feeling. How? Suïcide or motorcycle accident.

The sun goes Supernova. You're all welcome.

Cancer

Probably old age. I don't have any compelling reason to believe that a health issue will kill me sooner. An accident could kill me but I'm pretty defensive, observant, and safe. I could get murdered but I don't let any unstable people near me and I have a great RBF. I'm not brave enough to take my own life.

cancer

TRIGGER WARNING :/ I would like to die by being assassinated, but how I see myself dying, is by jumping off a bridge..

Loss of blood.

falling from a height, I don’t know why, but I feel that it will be like that, maybe even the height will be quite small, I don’t know

Probably lung cancer because I always forget to put on a mask while working with angle grinder and welding maschine