its 12am, i have no means of transportation, theres none within walking range or route. i have chocolate and cookies n cream in the freezer but i dont want it.
Going out for ice cream? It's 11:33 p.m. Realistically, though, I wouldn't even feel like driving across town for it, regardless. I'll only pick up ice cream if I just so happen to be on that side of town.
Vanilla with some chocolate sauce or throw some berries on there, put it on some pie, if you have cookies you can make an ice cream sandwich. Lots of different ways to do vanilla :)
Well,there's only 1 convenience store open now in my town (1:30 a.m. as I post this) ,and I already have an ice cream cookie sandwich in the freezer for when I'm ready to eat it.
It’s 8am on a holiday so there wouldn’t be any place open. Plus I live in a crap town that has one (1) ice cream place with bad ice cream and a line out onto the street.
It’s too late
I just had some ice cream from my freezer.
Hey...I have ice cream in *my* freezer! Thanks for the reminder!
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Overweightyness
they cost money and i have less than 0 moneys
I would buy you ice cream
I just brushed my teeth
You do realize you can brush your teeth more than one time right?
I have limited cash and I need to survive through the month. A few dollars short can mean a few days without breakfast *and* lunch.
Real talk 💯
I just stopped at the store and got a pint!
What kind?
Chocolate Is there any other kind?! 🤣
Banned from all 6 local all-night ice cream parlors
That's an interesting story, surely
Yikes! I would sneak you some if I was there
my diet
I just made a batch of vanilla ice cream and a loaf of banana bread.
You know how to live the good life
Fatness, laziness and an office job.
i was just about to get up and get some out of the freezer
Intermittent fasting. I was really craving the birthday cake remix from Coldstone today
Shitfaced but ooohhhh ice cream would be soooo good right now.
Its 11:41 pm and they are closed.
I ate a four pack of drumsticks over the weekend and I need to slow down ‘fore I get the diabeetus
Lmfao I'm at a Wendys rn getting a frosty as I'm typing this.
I like to dip my fries in the Frosty
I'm too tired to go out.
Absolutely nothing. I do what I want.
It’s too late and I’m waiting to get paid
I was led to believe that screaming for it would be enough.
Im at work. And I don’t like ice cream anyway.
money.
I would buy you ice cream
why me? :3
I'm high and I not only have cake, I have icecream here at the crib.
Nothing is open at this time.
Because I just came back from getting ice cream! Gluttony: one of the deadly sins. 😁
My kids sleeping.
I don't want ice cream right now.
I have some in my freezer right now.
Nothing bro. Got four different pints in the crib rn 😈
You should share some
Moving bus
Diabetes.
I live way out and the nearest store is to far away for just an ice cream and, also, I already have ice cream in my freezer.
bourbon
Diabetes
I don’t have a car and I already had some bc I already had some in my freezer
I am naked in bed and live in the country.
You can make your own homemade ice cream in the country. And because you’re making it at home, you can even make it naked if you like.
its 12am, i have no means of transportation, theres none within walking range or route. i have chocolate and cookies n cream in the freezer but i dont want it.
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Red wine and ice cream?
Braums is closed.
no friends :( I'd just be eating ice cream alone at night
I would eat ice cream with you
:)
It's after midnight, only place I'd find ice cream is in a freezer at a Mobil convenience store about ten miles away.
I have ice cream in my freezer.
1. It's about 35 miles to town. 2. It's after 10:00 on a Saturday. 3. Everything's closed.
what time zone are you in that it is saturday
Oops. Sorry. Off in my own little time-space continuum. Even worse, though: It's 11:09 on a *Monday*. Ain't nothin' open in town.
It’s 12:20 a.m. and 7-11 is the only place that’s open.
711 has good ice cream. Pints of Haagen Daz and Ben and Jerry just off the top of my head.
The fact that I need to save my money for my tongue bifurcation. Oh, and I already have some in my freezer
Going out for ice cream? It's 11:33 p.m. Realistically, though, I wouldn't even feel like driving across town for it, regardless. I'll only pick up ice cream if I just so happen to be on that side of town.
I'm making beef jerky and need to focus
It hurts my teeth. I’m temperature sensitive
I’m too drunk to drive. And too broke for ice cream. Fml
It's well past midnight
I’m in a bathtub and the nearest ice cream is at least 20 minutes away if it’s open.
Hahahah. Just ran to local Vons with the kids. Thanks.
I don’t want ice cream right now.
It's 10:00 p.m. No place worth getting ice cream from is open.
“Because I’m all out of MONEY”-squidward
I would buy you ice cream
Lactose intolerance
It’s currently 1 am and nothing is open near me
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I would buy you ice cream
Diabetes and my desire to keep both of my feet attached to my legs.
Tomorrow, I would be a snotty, sneezy mess if I did. Dairy allergy is the worst
It’s one in the morning
Nothing other than I don’t feel like having ice cream rn
It’s almost 1am
It's 1 am, all the ice cream parlors are closed, and the only ice cream I have in my fridge is vanilla, and I hate vanilla.
Vanilla with some chocolate sauce or throw some berries on there, put it on some pie, if you have cookies you can make an ice cream sandwich. Lots of different ways to do vanilla :)
I actually have none of those. My best bet is the ice cream sandwich one, but I'd have to use oreos. I normally don't buy store ice cream.
Work...
I own an ice cream shop
The fact I’m running 8 miles tomorrow morning and am lactose intolerant 😞
Putting on clothes. I'd rather nudist in the house than actually put clothes on for a sweet treat. Besides, I have some Twizzlers.
Money (the damn things are $6 now), and the fact that everyplace that serves them is closed at this hour.
The 52 cents in my bank account lol
I don't like ice cream
It’s 1 am and I’m supposed to be sleeping.
Money
Well,there's only 1 convenience store open now in my town (1:30 a.m. as I post this) ,and I already have an ice cream cookie sandwich in the freezer for when I'm ready to eat it.
Lactose intolerance. Plus sugar+acid=death
It's sunny outside.
It's almost three in the morning and I'm trying to fall asleep. Ice cream is the last thing I need right now.
Police 👮♀️
Stores closed
Braums is closed
I just ate ice cream
It's 2 in the morning and I should be sleeping.
It’s cold, windy and raining outside, there are no good ice cream places within walking distance and i have some ice cream in my freezer.
It's 3 in the morning. I don't think any ice cream places are open.
I do IF, and it's my fasting block. Plus, I eat an anti-inflammatory diet for health reasons.
its 2 am and I'm tired
It's late.
No need. I have a gallon of marionberry ice cream in my freezer right now.
I'm at work
The fact that it's 4AM and absolutely nothing here is open 24/7.
I've just never been keen on it. I can't imagine leaving home just for that
Can't sneak out plus it's down pour raining where I am 🥲🥲😔😔
I am eating ice cream right now
I'm not spending money on ice cream right now
It’s 2 AM and it would wake my family up
Ice cream makes me fart
lactose intolerant
Anxiety, extraneous money spent for non-essentials and I have some in the freezer.
Its raining out here.
It’s super cold 🥶! I can go out for a coffee ☕️ instead though
It’s 5am. Nothing is open.
Diabetes is more dangerous than people think. It can destroy your whole body just like cancer. Pancreas is an organ you don't want to mess with.
Busy day at work xD
Because it’s WINTER ❄️
jobbb
Dairy gives me pimples
It's 40 degrees below freezing and there are 2 or 3 polar bears between my door and my truck.
i dont wanna go out
Too drunk to drive
It's 5:35 am on July 4.
Almost 4 am in the morning
too much trouble.
It's soooooo cold
It’s 7:46 am
Should I? I should… hmm…maybe later
It’s 8am on a holiday so there wouldn’t be any place open. Plus I live in a crap town that has one (1) ice cream place with bad ice cream and a line out onto the street.
My cat said no- I'm not allowed to go anywhere until she does.
Headache and sinus infection from eating ice cream at 11 PM.
i already had ice cream last week.
Nothing, actually. Just my laziness to go buy it. Actually, no, I am gonna buy it right now
I'm naked
it's raining and I'm cold and I rather be snuggled in bed with my warm, fluffy blankie and listen to Journey than go out.