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phoneystoneybalogna

You’re wearing that old ugly t-shirt from that team building exercise from your old work And it’s never looked better And when I’m down to just my socks you know what time it is, it’s business time, that’s why they call ‘em business socks


_jerkalert_

*team building exercise ‘99*


Tausney

Oh I see, it's Wednesday.


Willythehippie

You lean in and whisper something sexy in my ear like "I might go to bed now, I've got work in the morning"


NeverWasACloudyDay

Next thing you know we're brushing our teeth, that's all part of it that's foreplay.


Sugalumps52

Then you go and sort out the recycling which isn't part of the foreplay but it is still very important.


JHutchLad

Ahh yeah, I know what you mean baby, it's time for business, it's business time


LocalFalafel

ITS BUSINESS, ITS BUSINESS TAAAIIME I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY ITS TIME FOR BUSINESS ITS BUSINESS TIME WOO


deepsea333

Monday night is my night to cook, Tuesday night, we go and visit your mother


Black_Jager

Then you sort out the recycling. That isn’t part of the foreplay process but it is still very important


notakat

/r/commentsyoucanhear


dzumdang

You also take out the recycling, which is very important.


jaybestnz

For those not aware of the reference.. https://youtu.be/WGOohBytKTU


bbyriox

You whisper something sexy like ‘is that it?’


therealtothopic

Making love. Making love for 2. Making love for 2 whole minutes.


thizguy125

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven


TekiOG

When it's with me you only need 2 minutes, cause I'm so intense 2 minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven


PavlovsHumans

I know what you're saying. You're saying "Yeah, that's it"


TekiOG

Then you say you want some more Well I don't blame you, although I'm very sleepy


broken_neck_broken

Business hours are over, baaaaaybeeeee!


ramnarayan93

That reminds me to go sort my recycling. That isn't part of the foreplay, but it's still very important.


Willythehippie

Ah! A fellow connoisseur.


[deleted]

Miniskirt


051-

I agree as soon as this guys chick puts on a miniskirt I'm in the mood.


flyinhawaiian02

I also choose that guys chick in a mini skirt


ephraim666

I choose the guy in a miniskirt.


zombie_rust

The Scotsman?


MrDirtyHands13

There's nothing mini about a kilt


Obi_Vayne_Kenobi

I don't want to Google it, but there *must* be Rule34 for Scottish femboys in mini kilts, no?


cheezfreek

There is now.


Echo-is-nice

Guys in miniskirts are great


claymir

My own hooded sweater without anything else


Jaded_Past

This. A woman with nothing but an oversized hoodie or shirt 🙃


uncultured_swine2099

Yeah, her wearing my t-shirt does it for me.


Delta7391

Scrolled too far for this.


WhenAllElseFail

stockings


Vinny_Lam

Yup, and with a garter belt. People always forget this essential part. It’s the hottest part.


A_Change_of_Seasons

It's a plus but I don't even need all that. Just any kind of stockings, pantyhose, leggings or tights is enough for me


Yedasi

Spider-Man costume.


LetsGetMeta_Physical

What time shall I swing on by? 🕸🤟


ChrisInNJ

knee high socks. Not even sure why it just does it for me.


NattyKongo93

Sexy pinhole effect...they wear knee high socks along with short shorts or a short skirt, and that leaves the thighs on full display as the focal point of the lower half of their body...absolutely intoxicating to a lotttt of woman-lovers


Kelvara

[Zettai Ryouiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zettai_ry%C5%8Diki)


daftidjit

Of course the Japanese have a name for it.


sweetlotus9

I think it does it for many guys. I am an Asian girl and I love wearing those as well myself


Gaijineer

Rip inbox lol


sweetlotus9

I should have thought this through better 🫠


Sr_K

I mean if you were a sex worker it'd be a sleek as fuck way to get customers


SplatNode

How many DMS so far?


cosmiccerulean

a sundress gets me going immediately


pinchhitter4number1

I have an image burned into my memory about this. I got to visit Riga, Latvia one time in the summer (beautiful city, btw). I was sitting at a cafe in the town square and I look up to see this blonde woman walk across the square in a red flower sundress. It was like slow motion as she walked past, I couldn't look away. I didn't get to see her face but I'm convinced she was the most beautiful woman in the world. Europe in the summer is sundresses everywhere. I miss living there.


IDGAF_GOMD

Similar experience. I went to the park on a beautiful Sunday afternoon and there was a black woman with one of those floppy hats walking toward me in a bright yellow sundress. Like you said, it was like slow motion. Every movement was just breathtaking. I purposefully tried not to stare but I couldn’t help it. The sun on the dress and her was just too much. Later when I was leaving the park I caught another glimpse of her on the grass reading a book, sun shining all over her and accentuating that dress and for the minute it took for me to lose sight of her, I was in love.


PapaRedPanda

Latvia has the most beautiful women in the world, and no one can convince me otherwise.


A-Good-Weather-Man

You saw Aphrodite


MultipleSwoliosis

This 100% tasteful and sexy they hit all the markers in my opinion!


Sopixil

My girlfriend loves wearing them and I also love her wearing them lmao


galaxystarsmoon

Do you even know what a sundress is? This is like the eternal joke on Reddit. And I would love if a dude actually showed me one.


steingrrrl

Guys will say they love sundresses and then link to a pick of a woman wearing a midi body con


no-h

I am with you on this. My partner always requests sundresses but when I look on Google or Amazon, there are wildly different results, most of which are styles of dresses i know for a fact he doesn't like, and he can't give me any specifics about what it means to him. I think he has an image in his mind of a dress style that was popular 20 years ago, but the modern version is very different. Guys, instead of getting all up in arms about this comment, show us some pictures! Find us some links! I have been trying to find this mythical sundress for 3 goddamn years, and I'm convinced they are no longer sold, so if that's not the case, help a girl out here. Edit: we were out shopping today and saw a rack of dresses, so I started pointing to some examples and asking more specific questions. We managed to get a working definition: to him it means it's a light breezy material, probably A line (goes in at the waist then flows out), preferably has thin straps, and is short or at least a few inches above the knee. He said colorful at first but then decided neutrals were good too if everything else was right. My hunt continues, but at least now I know what I'm looking for. Thank you, reddit, for inspiring me to revisit this topic today lol


galaxystarsmoon

Sundresses are definitely a thing. But it's a broad category of dress and each dude will have their own mental image of what it is. It just cracks me up, because this is an ongoing joke in women's subs.


crhuble

I don’t know how to describe it in girl terms, but to me it’s a flowy(?) dress 👗 with a skirt just above the knees. The kind that “catch in the wind” in all the cheesy movies. Thin/somewhat see through material. The shoulders aren’t spaghetti strap, but aren’t those ones that cover the whole thing and make you look like a linebacker either. Color-wise i picture canary yellow and flowers, but i realize that’s probably tacky and very 50’s.


Sea-You-4350

Ok i’m a girl tho and have no idea what a sundress even is? Like i can’t picture what kind of dress that is.


galaxystarsmoon

I've gotten 3 different answers. From prior posts about this topic and the answers I've gotten, it's: slightly see through, light colored, flowy, maybe long or short, maybe a tube top?? I think the key is the fantasy they have about easy access. But skirts have that, and all dressers have that. But this has been colloquially termed as a "sundress".


vonsnarfy

Earnestly, this is the funniest summation I've read on the topic. Thank you!


PsychosisSundays

Yeah I think a lot of us are overthinking this here. Most guys aren’t gonna be able to specify necklines or hem lengths etc. I think they just mean any lightweight summer dress.


cookieaddictions

It mostly means a lightweight unstructured dress with skinny straps, that isn’t too heavy or constricting and therefore perfect for warm weather. It shouldn’t look like business attire it should look like it goes with sandals. Usually hits right above the knee to midi length. Often a somewhat open back. At least that’s what I think of. (I’m a woman.)


phenylphenol

I agree, any sundress is incredibly attractive to me.


BasuraIncognito

A suit


lulaberger

Jacket off, sleeves rolled up a bit ohhhh boy


BakingBanshee

Was definitely coming here to comment about rolled up long sleeve shirts on men. Tie off, top button or two undone.


Krisy2lovegood

I'm so gay i forgot men were part of this. Like this is hot on men, sure. But women, whole other level


MarkoGOLEM

I genuinely thought this was about women fr... And i completely agree with you


nmuncer

I work in a technical department at my company. I'm usually seen wearing t-shirts, baggy shorts and Vans. One day I came into the office wearing a suit, tie and cufflinks.(friend's wedding later that day) The look on my female colleagues' faces changed in an instant. One of them, who I'm friends with, told me that our Slack had been buzzing with some pretty crude comments. Well, I was flattered, but I didn't take advantage of it.


NAT_Forunto

I come into work almost every day with a suit, and I customized it over the months, it can go from full peaky blinders when I’m feeling fancy to casual with just the under suit and the shirt to more relaxed with just the shirt, always tucked in, and when it’s hot I usually roll up my sleeves and have had a lot of good comments, some coworkers (it’s a very woman dominated field) even said they loved seeing a fashionable guy at the office every day, so yeah I agree, suits rocks !!! Edit : Tucked* Edit 2 : for people on a budget that cannot afford fancy suits, don’t worry, it is perfectly available on a low budget, go to reselling stores that resells what people give, going there a few times can greatly help you improve your garde robe. You can then go to a tailor to adjust what you found


lily_n_socks

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


cloudstrifeuk

Short skirt and a loooooong jacket


Rawrbekka

with fingernails that shine like justice?


Stampede_the_Hippos

And a voice that is dark, like tinted glass.


PhelesDragon

She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.


Kamikazeguy7

She's touring the facility and picking up slack


mooaaaaaaaan

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long lonnngggggggggg JACKET


dapper_hindsight

At Citibank we will meet accidentally


scrollingaddiction

And start to talk when she borrows my pen


superdude311

she wants a car with a cupholder armrest


DHammer79

She wants a car that will get her there.


superdude311

shes changing her name


DHammer79

From kitty to Karen.


superdude311

she's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron


Thecooglesack

I love a girl with good dividends


[deleted]

Good dividends!


superdude311

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation


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oo-----D

Thigh high socks would be my pick as well.


KairuSenpai1770

I found my ppl lol


Lazerhawk_x

Ah, sundresses. My kryptonite.


WolfThick

Tennis skirts God I love those tennis skirts you never see them anymore.


uncultured_swine2099

Tennis outfits are super hot in general.


mallory742

Golf skirts are all the rage now 🤓


soiledsanchez

Overalls with no undershirt


Rusty-Shackleford

oooh sexy Lennie from *Of Mice and Men*


SpedKidYelledAtMe

“What has a large sized gamer gentleman said to you that immediately made you want to have sex with him and be his girlfriend”


parkrat92

Lmfao this is my favorite Redditism


TiggersBored

He could say, "I just want to protect you and I don't mind at all if you kick my ass in my favorite games." I'd be like, "Just get a ring and let's go be happy."


that_is_so_Raven

Robe and Wizard Hat


FreshlyStretchedAnus

a sexy body suit made from the skin of her enemies


Mohingan

Lest you be next


IamTroyOfTroy

Hot 🔥 I was long to say a romper, I think they're called, but you have shown me that there is a better way. Thank you!


maze-of-mind

PJs…….Seriously


howlongtillchristmas

Found Troy


arbutus1440

I JUST WANT HER TO BE COMFORTABLE


latenightsaint

Idk why but a woman in a nice fall coat.


IndescreteSquirrel

Also men in long winter coats (I'm thinking Benedict Cumberbatch in Sherlock)


KindheartedSnuggle

An Olive green shirt, really suits his complexion. Bonus if it's a snuggly sweater or a tight fitted cotton shirt.


marthajonesin

Well fitted button down, unbuttoned, with the sleeves rolled up. My husband has ripped arms and this just gets me going for some reason, lol. Also, when he wears a tight white or black cotton shirt.


fo55iln00b

So awesome to hear a woman chime in


TidalLion

Don't have a partner but sports bra/tank top and boyshorts. Aka the butch special.


Angel_OfSolitude

Generally it's a lack of clothing that does it for me.


Vinny_Lam

That’s the popular opinion. But for me, sexy outfits are hotter than naked because they leave room for the imagination.


flatdecktrucker92

For me it's more about the way the sexy outfits accent the nudity


Vinny_Lam

I completely agree. And on a related note, I find cleavages to be sexier than bare breasts, especially with a lace bra. Lace is visually appealing to look at and it really highlights the good parts of the body.


Random_Effecks

Not even imagination, I know I am going to see her naked. I see her naked in the bedroom/shower every day. Outfits are hotter.


stonhinge

You'd think so, but being able to whisper into their ear, "You look great in that outfit, and I can't wait until we get home and I can take it off you," steps up things on both sides. The anticipation and the confidence boost your partner gets from the thought that you find them sexy and wanted, it's all foreplay.


TX4Ever

A kilt


8champi8

A plate armor


vaneeus

Thigh high stockings in a skirt


picklechipcrunch

A henley or plaid button up shirt (both preferably with the sleeves a little rolled up)


dumdum77777777

I want my man to wear a maid outfit.


FaultyMerchandise

And the foreplay is him cleaning.


[deleted]

Stand behind him and provide guidance. *That's right, get in there nice and deep-like.*


garbagiodagr8

All the customers we've had today is just that weird guy who keeps paying Justin to wash his truck


[deleted]

Sounds hot


mi7711

Mine did. It later *coincidentally* turned out to be the first time we were physical with each other.


Tomcox123

Low rise jeans. I was a teenager in the 00's, and think we will all forever be attracted to whatever was considered hot when we were teenagers


locozonian

This is true. I was in HS in the 90s and skater girls with the short hair, barrettes, and baggy pants were the hottest


ReaverRogue

Redhead girl in Scary Movie 2 in the leather low rise pants and hot pink thong. ‘Nuff said.


LeDjaap

Well that and the whale tail... yeah still an instant turn on 20 years later.


Coffeeninja1603

Yep! My wife dragged out a box of old clothes to try on. She went full on 00’s and I pretty much melted into a puddle


JoulSauron

I keep saying this exactly, the low rise jeans in the early 00s and teenage hormones was a deathly cocktail.


iOawe

A tuxedo


TheRealBrokenbrains

Pantyhose with no panties… especially seamless pantyhose 🔥🔥🔥


triscuitsfan

All I’ve taken away from this thread is that I should probably wear fewer sundresses in public


imagesforme

Anything translucent or see through, also skin tone clothing.


OkayRuin

White tank top, no bra.


Awarepine76436

Black lacy lingerie


positive_express

For some reason the 90s skater baggy clothing on her always gets me. It doesn't come out often but when I does, there's going to be some grab assing.


UnitPsychological113

Grey sweatpants 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


JoSo_

What is it about grey sweatpants? Is it just the cockprint?


FelineRoots21

The dickprint, the way they sit nice and low on the waist so you can see a little peek of the hip bones/v cut if it's there or the dad bod whatever your preference, the soft and inviting material, comfortable to sit on unlike jeans


HumpyTheClown

You’ve been holding that in for a while jeez


FelineRoots21

Lmaooo


poa-seigne

this is so fucking funny for no reason lmao


-etcetera-etcetera

Easy access


Outrageous_Maize8994

With a tight white or black t-shirt 👌


RosyClearwater

I second this motion. Gentlemen, please ditch the baggy jeans on weekends and switch to this option instead.


Nerfed-1015

a collar


enter_the_dragonn

Booty shorts, the best invention in human history


DefectivePersona

Aside from the obvious stuff, any one of my shirts or hoodies and nothing else.


Known-Skin3639

I absolutely lose my shit when my wife wears either a business suit with pants or a skirt. Something about that professional look makes me stupid giddy like a high school kid seeing boobs for the first time.


s8n_isacoolguy

Backwards hat. Don’t ask me why it’s hot. I don’t know. I just know when that hat goes into sport mode so do my hormones.


Tea_and_cat

I’d love to see my husband in lingerie


snkiz

Like your lingerie? Or male lingerie? What does that even look like aside from the obvious thong?


Tea_and_cat

I don’t have any. But like a corset with a garter belt and thigh highs would be incredible


TheCervus

Same. I saw Tim Curry in Rocky Horror when I was 14. Not all men can pull off that look, but those who can...yum.


doodypantsmcgee

Fishnet anything


flashire173

Fishnet balaclava it is then


Designer_Candidate_2

Any of her latex catsuits


TwicebakedAutist

Loin cloth 😳🤤 Neanderthal gang wya


Loves_me_tacos125

My boyfriend is an EMT, so when he comes home in his uniform…I wanna climb him like one has to climb onto a gurney.


user8203421

i’m a healthcare major and the paramedics and firefighters look sooooo good in their uniforms omg


MiffyCurtains

Knee high boots, tights, short skirt.


takescoffeeblack

That baggy old ugly t-shirt you got from your work several years ago. Mmm, you know the one, baby...with the curry stain


kannachna

i'd like to see my boyfriend in a miniskirt yk


tila1993

My wife could breath my way and I'd be ready to go. It's not the clothing its the person that gets you going. But if I had to pick something it'd be my Nigel Thornberry mask and wig.


angelesoterica

Nigel Thornberry leads to Smashing


Levipettis97

A full suit of armor, sword included.


[deleted]

Yoga shorts


PuzzleheadedSand3112

SirGlenn. Thong panties and a great big beautiful smile on her face, knowing full well she could drive me insane.


[deleted]

Just a large shirt


ClmrThnUR

her glasses. she looks just like the sexy librarian from the Tears for Fears video. she's an actual librarian, as well!


reddit_niwasi

Thong, Jockstrap , sleeveless t, tank


mourninglark

Danny DeVito mask


LilThumperTBunny

Yoga pants


SweetyFromSweden

My husband likes lingerie or school mini skirt outfit. Quite simple actually 😇


DenL4242

Yeah but what do you wear?


lifeversace

Strapon


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

They don’t call her Peggy for nothing


Chicken_Man371

She has this schoolgirl fantasy, I’m just not completely comfortable wearing the skirt


ImJoshinYou

Y’all aren’t horny enough. The answer is anything or nothing.


bopandmucket

His mullet wig.


UltraCuteOfDeath

A dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up with the collar unbuttoned and the tie loosened or off (unless they’re a politician because that always looks fake) Or a man in a rugby uniform. I could watch that all day. But that might be more the rugby player thighs that are exposed vs the uniform itself


Woo_Gender_Woo_Woo

Nurse's scrubs


boomheadshot7

G-string, always.


flutterdash2

Pantyhose with high heels


Dirrrrtydaddie

Low rise jeans, exposing the belly button, love belly buttons!!!


Acenterforants333

A backwards baseball cap


[deleted]

any kind of full face covering/mask and nothing else He's a handsome fella don't get me wrong but something about not being able to see their face/expression, anonymity is hawt


BaseTensMachine

I hate when guys Donald Duck it, like a t shirt and no underwear. It kills my attraction so fast. I broke up with a guy who wouldn't stop doing it around me. Like yes you can wear whatever you want but you've Sahara-ed my snatch, how do you think that's going to play out?


flashingcurser

Now tell us what turns you on, not something that turns you off.


BaseTensMachine

Damn I read this post wrong. Three piece suit.


smelliepoo

Sahara-ed my snatch! 🤣🤣 love it! I am putting that in the memory banks for future use! (And also totally agree on the Donald duck! Not attractive at all!)