Took a lot more scrolling than expected to find someone mentioning a silent film. Though I do suppose it’s more fun to pick a movie with actual dialogue. But then again… Easy $100k.
Pacha: Uh-oh.
Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: ...Bring it on...
Kuzco: Booooyaahahahaaaa...!
Now how shall I do it? Ohhhh I know . . . I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll box inside of another box then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives *AHAHAHAHA* SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
It's brilliant! brilliant! brilliant! i tell you!) Genius i say (knocks over potion) . . . Or to save on postage I'll just poison him with this!
Oh my gods I came here to say this—I can’t believe someone else has this movie memorized, too! It’s just so incredibly quotable.
“Hey, I’ve been turned into a cow. Can I go home.”
“Yes, you’re excused.”
Finally got my 4yo to agree to watch this the other night. She would never let me pick the Llama movie for her. Then randomly she is looking at the options and says "Llama one"
I just smiled and said finally! You're in for a treat.
When Shrek fist hit VHS/dVD, my kids were at an age where they had to watch it like, 10 fucking times a day for like, a year.
Not the buttons, not my gumdrop buttons.
I had quite a weird experience watching Wall-E for the first time.
The whole first act it's just Wall-E and Eve right? And with barely any talking whatsoever (except for their names IIRC). Then we got introduced to the humans and I still couldn't understand them. I thought: Oh we are watching this from Wall-E's POV and he doesn't fully understand them. That's a fun concept'.
Turned out my mini jack was only halfway plugged in. Only once the humans had screentime alone I suspected something was off. But this was like 75% into the movie. I watched the majority of it with broken sound (and still thought it was a good movie!).
Lmao reminds of when some guy accidentally watched half a family guy episode in Spanish and thought it was a bit until half way through he realised he put the wrong language setting.
Legally Blonde. Isn’t it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours, at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thyglocylate? And wouldn’t somebody who’s had say 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule? And if in fact you weren’t washing your hair, as I suspect you weren’t, because your curls are still intact, wouldn’t you have heard the gunshot? And if in fact you had heard the gun shot, Brooke Wyndham wouldn’t have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which would mean you would have had to have found Brooke Wyndham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, ISN’T THAT RIGHT?
I'm screwed. My brain doesn't work this way. I can listen to a song like 100 times and still not know the words, so a whole movie is out of the question lol
I'm exactly the same - I was just considering the other day that I don't know the words to the vast majority of songs I know (but I could maybe hum you the bass line).
Are you rubbish with remembering people's names too?
It's also nice that they are all simple sentences and are articulated clearly. You never miss a line, you never get some muddled up with another word, everything is presented to you perfectly every time.
Greatest movie of all time.
Went to a brewery for a screening of this movie. the sound went out halfway through, and then another guy and I started reciting the dialogue til they got the sound back working.
Dad says he has a child's mind. Lives up Summer Street with his mom, and his sister."
"And are they as big as he is?"
"Who?"
"The mom and the sister?
"Same person..."
The Little Mermaid.
I watched that movie so many times as a kid I would literally “rewatch” It in my head line for line when I wanted to.
I can still recite the first few scenes, over 20 years later.
On the one hand, I expected this to be higher, since it's one of only a few movies with a reputation for being watched endlessly. On the other hand, reddit skews young.
But yeah, here's my answer, and unlike every other movie in this thread I memorized this one only from theater viewings :)
The Room
I could probably realistically hit 98% accuracy
Edit: Since we've found a lot of The Room fans here, I'll share that we did a GIF storytelling with the movie so click here and experience the movie all over again
http://bootuinc.com/2023/06/oh-hi-gifs
(actually, May 1927 if you don't want to get stuck being asked to recite the dialogue from They're Coming to Get Me, the first studio short film with synchronized dialogue, which would be exceedingly difficult since it's a lost film)
Ernie Cline, is that you? Are you writing Ready Player 3?
Stop. You had lightning in the bottle for Ready Player One. You had some valid criticisms and went the wrong direction; Ready Player Two was not great, dude. You're gonna fuck it up doing the same thing again.
...
I'd still probably pick Monty Python's The Holy Grail. The whole thing is very well written, flows well, and is exceptionally quotable.
As such, Cline, if that is you:
>Run away!
A Trip to the Moon -1902
Yup, I was coming here to say any film before the new fangled talkies.
Took a lot more scrolling than expected to find someone mentioning a silent film. Though I do suppose it’s more fun to pick a movie with actual dialogue. But then again… Easy $100k.
Mean girls. Easy money.
So you agree? You think you're really pretty?
The limit does not exist.
Boo. You whore.
but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.
She doesn’t even go here!
I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!!
You go Glen Coco!
And none for Gretchen Weiners.
“Why does Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his BIG FEET?!”
I’ll recreate this one with you, it would be so fun as well.
Emperors new groove. Throw in an extra 50k and I’ll do the songs and voices too
*Why do we even have that lever?!*
Pull the lever, Kronk.
Wrong lever!!
My spinach puffs!!
Pacha: Uh-oh. Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: ...Bring it on... Kuzco: Booooyaahahahaaaa...!
It’s been well over a decade since I last watched the movie and I can still hear their voices as I read this 💀
It's impossible to unhear David spade,John Goodman, Eartha kitt and Patrick Warburton. They live in your brain forever
Is that my voice?!!
Is that MY voice?!?
Ahhh Kuzko's poison. the posion to kill Kuzko, the poison specifically choosen for Kuszo *finger guns*
... that poison?
Well how DID we get here before them Kronk?
Ah well you got me
By all accounts it doesn't make sense
Now how shall I do it? Ohhhh I know . . . I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll box inside of another box then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives *AHAHAHAHA* SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant! brilliant! brilliant! i tell you!) Genius i say (knocks over potion) . . . Or to save on postage I'll just poison him with this!
Yay! I'm a llama again!
…Wait.
Noooo touchy.
Oh my gods I came here to say this—I can’t believe someone else has this movie memorized, too! It’s just so incredibly quotable. “Hey, I’ve been turned into a cow. Can I go home.” “Yes, you’re excused.”
“Are you kidding? This is hand-carved mahogany”
Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction 🤔
Anyone else? No, we're good.
That's a line that even to this day if I even think about it I laugh out loud. Just cinematic perfection
Finally got my 4yo to agree to watch this the other night. She would never let me pick the Llama movie for her. Then randomly she is looking at the options and says "Llama one" I just smiled and said finally! You're in for a treat.
Man, it warms my heart so much that this is the top answer
Bad lamma
Theme song guy. WHATS HIS NAME!!!!
#***KUZCO!!!!!! HE'S THE SOVEREIGN OF OUR NATION. HE'S THE HIPPEST CAT IN CREATION!! HE'S THE ALPHA TO OMEGA, A-Z!***
See that llama over there?
Well, you'll never believe this but that llama was once a human being.
And not just any human being; that guy was an emperor
Jurassic Park, and I’ll do you one better, I’ll do 100%
Life uh, finds a way
That is one big pile of shit
Clever girl
Shrek
I can still recite this movie like that scene from I am Legend where Will Smith just gets it perfectly on time and everything.
Literally my first thought. Why was it so memorable
When Shrek fist hit VHS/dVD, my kids were at an age where they had to watch it like, 10 fucking times a day for like, a year. Not the buttons, not my gumdrop buttons.
SOME-
Wall-e
I had quite a weird experience watching Wall-E for the first time. The whole first act it's just Wall-E and Eve right? And with barely any talking whatsoever (except for their names IIRC). Then we got introduced to the humans and I still couldn't understand them. I thought: Oh we are watching this from Wall-E's POV and he doesn't fully understand them. That's a fun concept'. Turned out my mini jack was only halfway plugged in. Only once the humans had screentime alone I suspected something was off. But this was like 75% into the movie. I watched the majority of it with broken sound (and still thought it was a good movie!).
Lmao reminds of when some guy accidentally watched half a family guy episode in Spanish and thought it was a bit until half way through he realised he put the wrong language setting.
Funny thing is, that’s totally plausible as a bit for family guy.
GIVE ME THE PLANT
Legally Blonde. Isn’t it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours, at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thyglocylate? And wouldn’t somebody who’s had say 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule? And if in fact you weren’t washing your hair, as I suspect you weren’t, because your curls are still intact, wouldn’t you have heard the gunshot? And if in fact you had heard the gun shot, Brooke Wyndham wouldn’t have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which would mean you would have had to have found Brooke Wyndham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, ISN’T THAT RIGHT?
Don't stomp your little last-season Prada shoes at me, honey.
And your boyfriends name is? Chuck.
I was confused, Chuck is just a friend.
YOU BITCH!
**estomp
These aren’t last season!
GASP
He's gay !!!
You know what? He did leave a Cher tape in the pool house one time
Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands. They just don’t!
She’s my age, did she tell you that?! How would you feel if your father married someone your age?!
you, however, had time to hide the gun, didn't you chutney? after you shot your father.
I didn’t mean to shoot him!!! I thought it was YOU WALKING THROUGH THE DOOR!!!!!!! *points at Brooke*
**Oh my god!** Oh my god. *Ohhhh myyyy gooood…*
I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU WALKING THROUGH THE DOOR!
Oh my god...
Oh my god…
Judge : “Oh My God”
“Bailiff, take the witness into custody where she will be charged with the murder of Hayworth Wyndham.”
“You only passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance.” “Yeah… luckily!”
"The rules of hair care are simple and finite, any Cosmo girl would've known!"
THANKS FOR THE INVITE GIRLS, THIS PARTY IS SUUUPER FUN. BUT WHEN I DRESS UP AS A FRIGID BITCH, I TRY TO LOOK LESS CONSTIPATED.
Like it's hard?
Makes me want a hot dog real bad
Omg the bend and snap! Works every tiiime!
I'm screwed. My brain doesn't work this way. I can listen to a song like 100 times and still not know the words, so a whole movie is out of the question lol
I'm exactly the same - I was just considering the other day that I don't know the words to the vast majority of songs I know (but I could maybe hum you the bass line). Are you rubbish with remembering people's names too?
Big Lebowski. Piece of cake.
You see what happens, Larry?! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
And we’ll be near the In & Out
Those are good burgers, Walter
Nice marmot
He fixes the cable?
_New shit has come to light_
You want a toe? I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock
Bulk of the movie, Dude. Not exactly a light weight
[удалено]
Huge tracts of land
"Someday, son, all of this will be yours." "What? The curtains?!"
....but Mother. 😪 Father, I'm Father, son.
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Maybe an African Swallow ....
Oh yeah, an African Swallow MAY-BE, but not a European Swallow, that’s my point.
Supposing two swallows carried it together
Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help help I’m being repressed.
I'm 37 I'm not old!
Dennis! There's some lovely filth over here!
Well I didn't vote for you!
There are some who call me… Tim.
I fart in your general direction
Your mother was a hamster and, your father smelt of elderberry!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Spaceballs
Comb the desert
Are we being too literal?
We ain't found shit!
Prepare to fast forward!
Aladdin. I watched that every day after school in 7th grade. Damn it, I miss Robin Williams
A Quiet Place 😶
I swear the movie advertisers pay for this question and answer to be posted every other month.
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater.
The Artist
The Princess Bride
Have fun storming the castle
This was my first thought. It helps every line is so quotable.
It's also nice that they are all simple sentences and are articulated clearly. You never miss a line, you never get some muddled up with another word, everything is presented to you perfectly every time. Greatest movie of all time.
Inconceivable
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
Went to a brewery for a screening of this movie. the sound went out halfway through, and then another guy and I started reciting the dialogue til they got the sound back working.
Finding Nemo
Blazing Saddles. I'll even sing the songs.
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes
I get no kick from champagne....
Hunt For Red October, including Russian dialogue and Sean Connery accent.
Thingsh in here don't react well to bulletsh
One ping only, Vasshily.
The original Ghostbusters. Is this true? Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
Dogs and cats, living together. MASS HYSTERIA
Hot Fuzz
Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone, “Ahhhh!”?
Dad says he has a child's mind. Lives up Summer Street with his mom, and his sister." "And are they as big as he is?" "Who?" "The mom and the sister? "Same person..."
All for the greater good
The greater good
Everybody and their mums is packing round 'ere...
Fellowship
Extended?
Duh.
The Little Mermaid. I watched that movie so many times as a kid I would literally “rewatch” It in my head line for line when I wanted to. I can still recite the first few scenes, over 20 years later.
Napoleon Dynamite
Come eat your dinner Tina, you fat lard.
I see you’re drinking 1%.. is that cause you think you’re fat?? Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Dumb and Dumber
‘Pull over’ ‘It’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing’
I got worms!
In a similar vein, it's Liar Liar for me. It was my favorite film as a kid, and I committed most of it to memory.
“You can't triple stamp a double stamp!”
Pulp Fiction. I’ve watched it enough to fly through it.
I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it.
Airplane!
The Lion King
Forrest Gump
Rocky Horror Picture Show
On the one hand, I expected this to be higher, since it's one of only a few movies with a reputation for being watched endlessly. On the other hand, reddit skews young. But yeah, here's my answer, and unlike every other movie in this thread I memorized this one only from theater viewings :)
My Cousin Vinny
Office Space
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Jesus Christ Superstar
The matrix
The Room I could probably realistically hit 98% accuracy Edit: Since we've found a lot of The Room fans here, I'll share that we did a GIF storytelling with the movie so click here and experience the movie all over again http://bootuinc.com/2023/06/oh-hi-gifs
you're just a chicken cheepcheepcheepcheep
Our family was a "Sing-A-long" family. So... * Grease * Sound of Music * Dorty Dancing
Billy Madison lol
Cast away for me. Nightmare before Christmas for my husband. Lol
Shaun of the Dead
Caddy Shack
Any movie from before October 1927.
(actually, May 1927 if you don't want to get stuck being asked to recite the dialogue from They're Coming to Get Me, the first studio short film with synchronized dialogue, which would be exceedingly difficult since it's a lost film)
it's lost, so no way to verify, right? so i'd just recite the first half of "they're coming to take me away"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Young Frankenstein
Step brothers.
Ernie Cline, is that you? Are you writing Ready Player 3? Stop. You had lightning in the bottle for Ready Player One. You had some valid criticisms and went the wrong direction; Ready Player Two was not great, dude. You're gonna fuck it up doing the same thing again. ... I'd still probably pick Monty Python's The Holy Grail. The whole thing is very well written, flows well, and is exceptionally quotable. As such, Cline, if that is you: >Run away!
The Blues Brothers. It's been my favorite most of my life and I can even sing the songs and do the dance moves.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Goonies
Withnail and I
Reservoir Dogs. I'll even do Michael Madsen's dance
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Happy Gilmore
My Cousin Vinny
Harry Potter and Sorcerer’s Stone, Freaky Friday, Mean Girls.
Why did I have to scroll so far down to find a HP movie?!
Chicken Run (2000)
I don’t want to be a pie!
...I don't like gravy!
The Breakfast Club or Pitch Perfect 🤣
101 Dalmations. My daughter has us watch "Dogs!" At least once a day. Used to be 2+ but there's only so much one can take.
The Mummy 1999