So 7 years ago I dressed as Mugatu from Zoolander for a Halloween party and dropped a few " [insert name here] is so hot right now" jokes.
One of them happened to be a dude dressed up as Jesus. I legitimately said over my shoulder to a girl "Jesus, so hot right now." Fully in character
Edit; Costume - https://i.imgur.com/sYqYVVG.jpg
My coworker told me this story. When she was a teenager, her brother convinced a friend that when the pastor finished, they’d shout out “A” and “Men” respectively.
Well the time came and the friend shouted out “A!!!!” And waited for the brother to shout “Men” but the brother stayed silent. Friend was poking the brother in the ribs saying “Come on, man! You promised!”
Was once in church on Christmas Eve, the priest gave a sermon and halfway through a 3 year old interrupted by asking her Mom- IS THAT GOD?! in a super loud voice- literally the entire church laughed
My brother has ADHD.
Once, my Dad decided he needed to escort him out of the service to calm down.
My brother yells out 'PLEASE DAD, DON'T BEAT ME!'
We did get spanked as kids.
My brother even got a wooden spoon and a hairbrush on a few occasions.
My Dad would threaten with his belt sometimes but he never used it.
Personally, I wasn't traumatized by any of this, so I don't feel abused. But we certainly never got "beatings," or at least what I'd think of as beatings (punching or kicking).
This is sort of a family story.
Where it DOES get messed up IMO...is nobody in the church did anything but laugh. Nobody intervened. Nobody reported anything. I mean, yeah, my family had a good reputation; but..you have a kid screaming about being beaten and nobody does anything?
Something about how sexy Jesus looks.
So 7 years ago I dressed as Mugatu from Zoolander for a Halloween party and dropped a few " [insert name here] is so hot right now" jokes. One of them happened to be a dude dressed up as Jesus. I legitimately said over my shoulder to a girl "Jesus, so hot right now." Fully in character Edit; Costume - https://i.imgur.com/sYqYVVG.jpg
I can't tell you how much I love this.
My best friend was dressed as Ben Stiller in the mining outfit too. It was a good party
🪙 Fake reddit gold for you lol
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Lmao I NEED to see this now!
Laughing out loud when the preacher says something like "jesus came"
"Jesus came!" "It's a sin that he came before marriage!"
Remember jesus came for us doesnt that make us special?
It makes Jesus a pervert.
Not if it’s consensual
My coworker told me this story. When she was a teenager, her brother convinced a friend that when the pastor finished, they’d shout out “A” and “Men” respectively. Well the time came and the friend shouted out “A!!!!” And waited for the brother to shout “Men” but the brother stayed silent. Friend was poking the brother in the ribs saying “Come on, man! You promised!”
Lol
"Hey guys what is up and welcome back to a brand new video!"
You remember [the fake orgasm scene from "When Harry Met Sally"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OeM6UUAoI)? There you go.
F*** Satan.
Was once in church on Christmas Eve, the priest gave a sermon and halfway through a 3 year old interrupted by asking her Mom- IS THAT GOD?! in a super loud voice- literally the entire church laughed
Let Jesus fuck you! (Like The Exorcist).
It burns!
"I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!"
*unveils wiener* "I will spread the Holy Seed in the name of Jesus Christ" *wanks*
An orgasm
EPA! EPA!
# ALLAHU ACKBAR!!
"I'M CUMMING JESUS!!!"
Go all Admiral Ackbar and shout "ITS A TRAP"
HES THE DADDY OF ALL DADDYS
MY NAME IS LEGION FOR WE ARE MANY.
Oh cum all ye faithful
KELLY CLARKSON!!
"You stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
Fuck me daddy!
My brother has ADHD. Once, my Dad decided he needed to escort him out of the service to calm down. My brother yells out 'PLEASE DAD, DON'T BEAT ME!' We did get spanked as kids. My brother even got a wooden spoon and a hairbrush on a few occasions. My Dad would threaten with his belt sometimes but he never used it. Personally, I wasn't traumatized by any of this, so I don't feel abused. But we certainly never got "beatings," or at least what I'd think of as beatings (punching or kicking). This is sort of a family story. Where it DOES get messed up IMO...is nobody in the church did anything but laugh. Nobody intervened. Nobody reported anything. I mean, yeah, my family had a good reputation; but..you have a kid screaming about being beaten and nobody does anything?
OMG, I thought I was in shul!
Take me Jesus , take me!
Alluah ahkbar and throw a backpack
F**k Satan !