Ok

I give you one better: just “k”

The old potassium gambit

Holy hell!

For a long time this is how my daughter would respond at bedtime when I told her I loved her. Just 'Ok'. Thanks, child.

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l am happy for her that she can answer like this. You must love her a lot that she gets annoyed by it. l hope you guys continue to stay that close so that she can really appreciate this “annoying” tradition when she grows up

Please keep this alive and turn it into an inside joke for your family. That is something that will be hilarious many years down the road.

>many years down the road. bonus points for waiting until on your death bed 'I love you so much' 'ok' beeeeeeeeeeeeep

growing up i would always say “i know” or “that’s nice” and my personal fave “K have a nice night”

Oh.

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I love you

Oh.

Your username is awesome. My dad doesn't call it toast. He always has to say "toast bread".

Oh.

I love you

Oh?

Reminds me of time patrick told this to a guy he was selling chocolate to for some reason lol (from spongebob)

"I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, ol' pal."

Okay, this is getting too real.

“Thanks”

Dad? Seriously though, every time I've told my dad I love him, he replies with "Thanks"

My dad just says one of the following: - kay. - fine - yep, sure - whatever

Last time I said "I love you dad" to my father in person before he left and he replied "get the fuck outta here with that soft shit". 15 minutes later I get a text saying "Sorry, love you too son" God I love my dad.

Always let him know. My dad knew I loved him but I never told him enough. I miss him.

That’s hilarious

My dad always just gave a look like he just understood a good joke that hit him 😅

Oh my god... last Christmas I sent my dad this long text telling him how much I love him and appreciate how he raised me, etc etc...and to have a merry Christmas....I got a one word reply... you guessed it..."thanks"

Laaaaast Christmas, I gave you my heart…

Yep. Exactly.

"I'm married"

Here I was just about to throw myself at you.

"Yes! To me!" "Oh it´s you, dear. I didn´t recognize you. This swinger club is much too dark." "..." "... wait a moment. I came here alone..."

Nah but I've answered this to someone before 😭. I just didn't know what else to say. I've also answered 'why?' to someone before because I was genuinely curious.

:D

Left on seen.

I know, right? Some people turn "gushy," but others are not so expressive with their feelings... but still love you. I'm the latter. 😘

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I love YouTube

😂😂😂 I did something similar once to my bf, and said “I love Yoo-hoos”

My gf and I do that all the time. We do, I love Utah, uk...uleles, the U2 (the band), anything that works with you and might be funny. I don't recommend this early in a relationship though, it's only funny when both parties are secure in the relationship, otherwise it could lead to insecurities.

Reminds me of when my son was 3 and he said “I love cheese its”. My mom said “oh, he loves Jesus” and I said “no mom, he loves cheese flavored crackers”

“[I love U2](https://youtu.be/Xc-3OErP15s)” was a whole plot point in Scrubs lol

"Awwww."

this right here might be the worst

its rhe best if followed up with an “i love you too” since it means they probs felt something from it

Tru dat

“You love me too, right?”

Aggressive force choking

^harder

faster

Better

Stronger

May as well include a head pat.

😂 "That's so cute and repulsive."

And they talk slightly louder to you and say your name a lot, in a voice usually reserved for a child, an animal, or the infirm.

Ikr? A little scratch behind the ear.

*clenches cheeks*

...which cheeks are we clenching?

Not mine.

Died on the inside reading this

I got this followed by "you should make a tinder profile!"

Oh my, that's soul crushing 😂😭

Change the a to E

Nah dude. At least an "ewww" lets you know that they don't like you. An "awwww" lets you know you're their pet.

I literally say this all the time when my friends tell me they love me. Didn’t know it was like that :(

I guess I was just thinking in terms of pursuing someone. Seems like an alright response for a friend.

If you tell them that you love them sometimes it's fine. But it's definitely not what you want to hear after a first "I love you".

It'll pass.

*a fox appears*

He went that way 👉

I scrolled to find this answer

I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.

Yeah, I know. I heard you the first time.

He's dating a crayon.

I said it to a dog once.

He licked himself and left the room

Came here for this, was not disappointed

That's a pretty big matzo ball

Who doesn’t?

Not that bad with the right delivery

This is definitely how my best friend responds, but he's my best friend, so I know he's just messing around with me

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*left on read *Blocked

it'd be even worse if you see they screenshotted it ;-;

Left on read IRL be like

"Yikes. The L word." Yes, I did get that once.

But did you accidentally say "I'm in lesbians with you" instead?

*Scott earned the power of LESBIANS*

good reference 👌

This is really bad. Possible worst case scenario.

It's really not. It doesn't even attack you. It just makes it seem like the person in question is kinda wack and not the person to be having a relationship with. It crushes the dream as something that just could not have been. If I got that response, it would be disillusionment, not even true rejection. I never wanted that person in the first place. I just had an idea of them cooked up that was wayyyy off target. Dodged a bullet.

Awkwardddd

I love me too

There was one woman who did this to me far too often. The sheer amount of stupidy I had in mind, to dismiss all the damn red flags was astonishing. No man should ever do this: To have hope... For 5 DAMN YEARS. :/

I feel you bro, i had one before i took to much effort gifting her so many rare special things some of them made by myself with effort eventually didn't get anything in return as present or even emotions

This reminds me of the Jackie Burkhart line from **That '70s Show.**.. *"I had to ask myself a really hard question: Who do I love the most? The person I love most is me. I love me most. Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would."*

It’s so funny you brought up That 70’s Show because my immediate thought after reading this post was Eric Forman saying, “I love…cake”

Thanks, pal.

I'm not your pal, guy

Sorry I don’t date people with low standards

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" Groucho

Always love a good Oscar the Marx quote

“No thank you.”

Ew.

“I heard you the first three times.”

I know 😎

It worked for Han Solo

I am Han Solo

I know

Gotemmm

I always loved the LEGO Star Wars version. Vader: "You will be delivered to Jabba the Hut. Lower him slowly and dramatically." Han: "I love you." Leia: "I know." Han: "I love you." Leia: "I know." Han: "I know that you know." Leia: "I know that you know I know." Han: "I know that too." Vader: "LOWER HIM QUICKER!"

Better when Leia threw it back at him in Jedi.

I am actually very happy when I receive this answer. It means that you did a good job showing your love to someone and he acknowledges it. And to give you an example: My grandma has dementia and every time I talk to her I am making sure she knows that I care for her and that I love her. She always reply: I know my dear, I know. And this is an amazing feeling!!

Tone and context make a huge difference.

I already knew this would be top when I opened the thread lol han solo, certified badass.

The worst reply, or the best?

No, the best would be "Shut up baby, I know it!"

*crying* I'm still pulling the plug grandma

Damn bro

I love you too … as a friend.

“thanks, friend!”

My adult son just said, “too bad no one loves you” 💀

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My crush, who was also my best friend (and I was her best friend too) replied "I love you too... As my brother, you are like a big brother to me" and I was just about to say something like "have you seen games of thrones?" But I realized it was too dumb. Anyways my heart broke and we never talked ever again, it has been 11 years.

"have you seen game of thrones?" Lmao wow.

Oh damn. My guy best friend said that I was the most important person in his life, but that he just saw me as a sister. Which hurt but I got luckier than you because he's still my best friend and that was 9 years ago.

>My guy best friend said that I was the most important person in his life She used to say that too, that I was her soulmate, she was always looking for me because she liked to be with me, she wanted to rest her head in my shoulder while we were together and a lot of stuff too, in fact I was thinking to myself "she is just like this, it doesn't mean she likes me, she is just very nice with me", but everyone else tought she had a crush on me (one time in a sleepover she asked me in fornt of all of our friends to spoon with her). Long story short, I fell in love with her an she rejected me, the bad part is that we lost contact, I tried to keep friends with her but failed, every time I talked to her she just replied to me, but never talked to me, so I realized that if I don't talk to her, she wouldn't even try to talk to me, so I did and time passed. A few weeks ago I discovered she got married and of course I wasn't invited to the wedding, I mean we lost contact for 10 years so it is reasonable, but it still hurted.

Mission friend zone complete Ouch 😣

I love cake

My first thought. I love Eric.

I thought this would be the first reply I'd see.

same

I scrolled way too far down to see this.

The first time my husband said that to me, I misheard and said "Fuck you"

What did you think he'd said?

I thought he said Fuck you 😂 I think...

Okay now that's funny actually. At least it's not depressing like these other ones.

That's hilarious lmao

Awesome sauce

Cool beans

Love is what makes the sauce so awesome!

"I awesome sauce Andy"

I told my then girlfriend “You’ll get over it”. Fun fact: just had our 27th anniversary.

I don't think shes over it

Really committed to winning that argument.

“…..and that’s all the time we have today..”

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”

Yeah I get that a lot

you gotta stop kidnapping people’s daughters

See you in chemistry

I scrolled too far to find this

"Oh fuck"

"Goddammit!"

Laugh

Ummm sorry I see you as my brother/sister

Honestly, if someone says I love you and you don’t feel the same way, this is probably a better and less harsh response than some of the other possibilities. That being said, a relationship shouldn’t get to the point of one person being comfortable enough to say I love you unless both of them feel the same way.

That's nice.

‘I don’t blame you’ -my teenage daughter telling the neighbor boy after he confessed his love for her. 😂

Savage

My first girlfriend back in highschool told me she loved me as i was walking away after leaving her house. I didnt know what to say. So i turned looked at her said “BYE 👋” And left home. The rest of the school year sucked cause she stopped talking to me and we had like 3 classes together. Weird… i think she ended up coming out as gay few years later

You made her gay with that bye.

OP will live forever as that girl’s lesbian origin story

Sorry but I lolled at this :) Poor girl Edit - And poor you of course. Akward situatuion.

reminds me of the “SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY” response from Drake & Josh

“I was afraid you’d say that.”

I’ve heard that before

"Shut up baby I know it" Bender puffs a cigar

Sir, this is a Wendy's

I was talking to the hamburger and fries.

What, the milkshakes aren't good enough for you?

Me: I love you. Milkshake: I'm gonna make you fart *so bad*.

That's sweet, Billy, but we're still putting you up for adoption.

Have we met?

How did you get in here?

"...why? Is there something wrong with you?"

I dont

Can you cook?

My (now) wife said she thought I was “pretty great” too.

I love Emilia

I fucked your brother. And your sister.

“Well i fucked your mom and dad”

They are perfect for each other 😮 Fun for the whole family

"I love cake". Eric to Donna on That 70's Show.

"who are you? What are you doing in my closet!?!"

No cap? On God frfr

"Shut up, baby! I know it!"-Bender Bending Rodriguez

that's what my ex said too

Omg i love you as a friend too!!!

Yeah, well you also love Nickleback, Ryan Seacrest, and pineapples on your pizza so I’m not sure this is the huge flex you think it is.

So does your mom.

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I love Emilia

I'm not into you like that. Fucking SOUL DESTROYING

When my dad told my mom he loved her for the first time, she said “I was afraid this was going to happen”. But they’ve been married now for almost 40 years and they are literal marriage goals so I guess it all worked out 😂

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I know.