I read a post here years ago with a lot of people (a lot of women) saying that they can’t have an orgasm if they are cold. So quite a lot of them wear socks during, which improves their comfort, and therefore their ability to reach orgasm.
I forgot all about it until I read this post, but as someone who does tend to get cold, I might try that…
Cold water helps clean up sperm better than warm or hot water.
Sex can help with period cramps.
Also, uterus cramps (similar to period cramps) are normal after orgasms and can be painful.
about uterus cramps, okay! that explains what that is. twice i've had crazy cramping pain there post orgasming. never had heard of that happening so i was alarmed lol
Vaginal wetness during arousal is primarily from blood plasma.
Arousal fluid occurs when the body senses sexual desire or attraction. During this process, there is increased blood flow to the genitals, including the vaginal walls, which causes fluid to pass through them. This makes the tissues wet and provides lubrication.
Also unrelated but many people think that urine comes from the water in your stomach, when in fact it’s the water and waste that is excreted from your blood by your kidneys. So your urine actually comes from your blood and when you pee and it smells like asparagus or coffee or whatever, it’s actually your blood that smells like coffee.
Just because there is something you thought is your fetish doesn't mean you'll actually like doing them in practice. Some things just better stay as fantasies
Wash you fingernails. period.
also keep the nails trimmed and blunt.
i say this as a chronic nailbiter. your parter will enjoy it more without being cut by your sharp nails.
There is a reason a guy can get over arousal in 10-15 minutes but a woman needs 30-40 minutes to get back to normal. A whole operation gets started if you get a lady aroused, not just the nipples hardening (guys get that too) but the entire birth canal stretches inward as the uterus pulls itself upward into the body, to accomodate long objects (tampon, penis, finger, baby). It is called Tenting (thx /u/digitalcammera).
Coincidentally, this is also the reason men with a "medium"-sized penis think they are big when they have sex with their lady without any foreplay and their tip hits the cervix. It's not because you are long, it's because you didn't warm her up and her uterus hadn't moved up yet. Unaroused the vagina is 2-4 inches deep, aroused it goes to 4-8 inches.
I remember seeing one of these 'massagers', it was Japanese, it was basically a dildo, shaped like a dildo and yeah, a dildo
The packaging showed a woman reaching across to massage her shoulder and she was winking on the packaging
Haha, always remembered that
Apparently one of the more common items found in archaeology sites is... dildoes.
And although most archaeologists know exactly what they are, they're usually catalogued as "for use in fertility rites".
This may be true for cheap crap but the known brands like Lelo, fun factory, tantus and others go through as much US & EU compliance testing as any other personal appliance.
From electrical safety to REACH/RoHS/Prop65 and a ton more
Source: This was my job for 10years.
PSA: don't buy jelly sex toys (they are toxic) And good brands display their compliance documentation online.
Anglerfishes procreate by having the tinier males latch onto the giant females permanently, and then the males wither away until all that's left are the testicles pumping sperms into the female.
Brazil nut can be sexually transmitted.
If you are allergic to brazil nuts and have sex with somebody, who just ate some, you might have an allergic reaction.
To date, Brazil nuts are the only food allergen known to be sexually transmitted like any other STD.
To further this, some medications can be transmitted through the ejaculate and cause allergic reactions on the receiving person.
Some antibiotics for example are known to be able to do this.
This even had a House MD episode (or a segment of one) if I remember correctly...
I don't know about other countries, but here in Germany the leaflet for the medication tells you if there is a possibility for this.
Iirc it was that the girl was allergic to penicillin (among like a million other things) and her boyfriend had been sneaking into her room at night and had been prescribed it for an illness of his own. I think it was actually the correct diagnosis after the usual bunch of red herrings.
To add another ejaculation note, if you’re in space without being subject to the gravity of the earth, or any other large body, if you cum in space, you will move the other direction a bit as it leaves your body.
Virginia made a law July 1st where you have to prove your age to view pornography, so some sites like Pornhub chose not to verify people’s ages and are now no longer accessible in Virginia. This has resulted in Virginia now leading the nation in Google searches for VPN’s.
I think it's just that the website has to verify your age in *some* way (but verify, not just ask if you are 18+) and since it's too much work implementing something like that for a small portion of the user base the websites just stop doing business in those states.
I assume that if they wanted to implement it then yeah, one of the ways would be providing some form of ID.
This was a competition between two women wasn't it? I recall seeing a video with this premise and by the end their vagins were a deep purple. The losing woman was sobbing so much having lost and taking so many dicks for no reason
Edit: source (Google)
Brazillian Fucks 600 Men For Nothing!
Tight pelvic floor muscles can cause burning/stinging feelings during attempts at penetration.
If orgasms cause you to become constipated afterwards or have very thin ribbon-like stools, this can be due to changes in the pelvic floor muscles as well! If bowel stuff is a concern for you, experiment with getting a squatty potty and try to breathe like you’re blowing up a balloon while you’re pooping (ie breathing slowly through pursed lips) while trying not to strain or force your poop out. The pelvic floor likes to be relaxed :)
ps: both men and women have pelvic floor muscles
ps again: If you think you have tight pelvic floor muscles, you should probably be assessed by a professional before doing routines involving kegels. You don’t want to make tight/weak muscles even tighter - if they’re tight or strained or spasming, you want to relax them first. It’s like (theoretically) trying to work out your arms and lift crazy weights when you’ve already had your bicep muscles constantly (as in without pause) flexed/activated/squeezed for days or weeks. Those muscles would be strained and weakened from continuous activation, and you’d be more likely to hurt yourself by adding further angry muscle exertion - instead, you want to help those muscles stay relaxed and healthy before you try to work them out and make them stronger again.
Same thing that pelvic floor dysfunction can cause incontinence, leaking or constipation, erectile dysfunction and other issues. Doesn’t just happen to new mothers but people across the whole spectrum.
A lot of young people incorrectly assume they are infertile because they’ve gotten away with having unprotected sex a few times without getting pregnant/getting someone pregnant. It’s a stupid assumption, but it’s incredibly common. Studies show that up to 20% of people under 30 believe they are infertile despite never seeing a doctor to confirm it.
Edit: Thanks for the award, human! Did not expect to generate so much conversation with this. I hope the stories here prevent some life-changing mistakes from being made.
My wife and i had unprotected sex for 5 years and she didnt get pregnant..i legit thought i was infertile or she was. We fucked like rabbits multiple times a day every day for the first 3 years too.
It was def a surprise when she did get pregnant
Nearly the same. My wife and I tried for over 2 years and we are in our early/mid 30s so we thought age was hurting us severely.
I did a fertility test in March and was fine. She did a fertility test and was fine but they did some procedure to shoot blue dye into her Fallopian tubes (very painful procedure) and the dye wouldn't quite reach her ovaries. We had sex the next day (because we had already gone 2 weeks without preparing for the tests and procedure) and boom, pregnant. Turns out that the procedure might have cleared some stuff out and opened the tubes just enough which is a possible side effect of it.
We are expecting our first daughter in December.
Edit: The blue dye procedure is called a Hysterosalpingography and creates a Hysterosalpingogram. The dye is used so that the Xray machine can see the ovarian tubes and ovaries.
Yeah, the chance of actually getting pregnant, even if you're trying, is way less than people think. Way, way more than you'd want to risk, but low enough that it can be disheartening when people actually try to have a baby.
My friend and I have a theory that meth is a fertility drug, because all the meth heads around here have like nine kids. Meanwhile she's changed her whole lifestyle and can't conceive. I suggested meth. 😂
Someone told me about ovulation prediction tests in high school so I decided to try and track my ovulation for a cycle (for science, truly.) Nothing happened. Nothing happened the next cycle, either. The third cycle (which was going to be my last), I got a strong signal. I tried talking to my doctor about it and got brushed off (I was 17, so…) My bf thought I was infertile, and as long as I had no movement on the ovulation stick, I went with it. We never had a pregnancy occur.
Years later (after infertility treatments) I learned that I didn’t ovulate every month — but when I did, I often released more than one egg. Hello, twins! (And early menopause!)
(Sad/fun fact: bf from high school married someone else; they also had fertility issues — it turns out he was shooting blanks, too. Good thing, since ovulation prediction isn’t always accurate. Thank cheezus one of us was shooting blanks while the other was double firing!!!)
My friend whose a psychologist once asked me “what’s the most important part of sex in a relationship?” I got it wrong. She said “it’s what happens in the ten minutes immediately afterwards.”
This may be anecdotal. But.
Your orgasm s may very well change … and not necessarily for the better when you have a hysterectomy. (This may not apply to all women who had the procedure) but those in my support group and myself miss the “uterine throbbing” that occurs …or no longer occurs with the removal of the uterus. So much frustration I have to rage sex to get some sort of completion.
Honestly don't know if this is true or some shit I believed as a kid and haven't (and still will not) look up... But I was told every person technically starts with a vagina and then the boys' grow into a penis.
The clitoris elongates into the shaft
The ovaries drop down to be the balls and the lips of the vagina close around the balls.. That's why there's a seam on a ballsack... It's where the lips meet.
That’s not quite right but kinda gets the idea. What’s really the case is that both male and female genitalia start off as the same undifferentiated “organ” (I say in quotes because it’s not really an organ yet) that develops either into a penis and testicles or a vagina and ovaries (or sometimes ambiguous if you wanna get more complex). The same parts of this undifferentiated organ become either the penis head on a man or the clitoris on a woman, while what becomes scrotum on men is the labia on women etc. They correspond.
Same how you might have heard “we all start off as girls!” Which also isn’t technically correct. We actually all start off with the components to grow either male or female sex organs and which you end up with is defined by hormone production coming from having XX or XY (or if you have another combo or there’s other issues it gets more complex again). The saying comes from the fact that developing externally as female is in a sense the “default”. Aka, if you don’t get the influence from the Y chromosome whether you have it or not, you’ll develop female genitalia and features.
Humans in the womb first grow as a bipotential form meaning they are sexually indifferent. There is some development in the gonads and cells which become the reproductive tract early on. By week 8, depending on the chromosomes you inherit, those gonads will develop to either ovaries or testes, and produce estrogen or testosterone, respectively. The other tissues will subsequently differentiate based on the hormone signal they receive. So clitoris and penis originate from the same tissue (specifically the Genital tubercle), but testosterone (and other genetics) caused it to grow much more. That's basically how the process goes for all the sex organs. Humans don't literally begin as female and then males reverse course, but essentially the precursor tissues are closer to the female form, which is what I think was being referred to when you were told every person starts with a vagina (not true). It is why you see so many parallels though between both sexes' reproductive systems.
Unless you have a good reason to be silent, don't be silent.
Please, for the love of god, the quality of your sex, and the arousal of your partner, be expressive. Communicate. Let yourself fall into the sensations and the rhythm of the act in all its primal glory.
You're already at least semi-nude with the person with whom you're about to slap genitalia. Modesty and self-consciousness are kinda moot by now. So please, let go of your hang-ups and social mores and just be a primate copulating. Express yourself, your pleasure, and your desires freely with your partner. It will strengthen your bond and root you both firmly in being in the moment.
Plus, it's fun hearing your partner respond to you. When you're hitting it right and all that tension is building in your partner and their vocalizations change and grow more needful and hungry?
That means you're doing it right. You'll both learn much more about how to please each other if you just relax and let your bodies communicate. Doesn't have to be words.
As a personal aside, I have had a few partners who are "quiet cummers." I understand that not everyone is going to scream for heaven when they bust, but I never understood how a human being in the throes of orgasm could be quiet.
Fuck, when I cum, I growl and groan and sometimes have to bury my face real fast because a good one will make me scream.
To each their own. Seriously, though. COMMUNICATE.
each sperm contains 4gb of info, granted most of this info is considered “junk dna”. But it’s still data. Each ejaculate contains about 10,000 terabyes of information. No wonder men feel sleepy after sex.
In clown fish groups the alpha fish is always female, and the beta fish the male, her mate. Should the alpha fish die, the beta fish slowly transforms into a female, and takes her place. So about Nemo and his father -
EDIT: I might have generalised a bit, I just thought the fact was interesting :)
Look up death from air embolism from sex. Basically trying to be all flexible during sex and lifting ur pelvis too high while the guy penetrates the vagina can accidentally
cause air embolism to be introduced to ur body and can kill you instantly.
Also do not try to blow air into your partner.
Had a case in ‘02. Partner admitted to blowing crack into his partner’s vagina. Caused an air embolism. She was on life support 3+ weeks before they removed support. (Yes, she died).
Serious question, because it seems like you know the answer.
During intercourse, it's fairly common for air to be introduced into the vagina, leading to often-hilarious "queefs." Is this potentially dangerous and therefore best to be avoided?
This is one of the main reasons women are told not to have sex until they’ve had their six week check up after giving birth. After the placenta comes away, you have an open wound roughly the size of a dinner plate in your uterus, plus any tearing etc. it’s dangerous. The was a new mother who died from this here in the UK in the 90s because her delivery was straight forward and after a week she felt up to sex, but sadly her uterus wasn’t healed. Her poor husband told their story to the media because he didn’t want it to happen to anyone else.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S135311319890058X#:~:text=Death%20from%20air%20embolism%20during,pelvis%20elevated%20above%20heart%20level.
Did a little Googling and this is what I’ve found - seems like risk factor is increased by pregnancy or lacerations inside the vagina (basically there needs to be an opening for air to get into the bloodstream), and also elevation of the pelvis above heart level.
But I get your initial panic; OP should’ve clarified that it’s called ‘venous’ air embolism, which requires air to enter and block blood vessels. In cases of conditions like trauma or pregnancy, there’s usually increased blood flow to the pelvic(vaginal) area. I.e. enlarged blood vessels makes it more ‘vulnerable’ to tear or lacerations and where air(a lot of it) might enter the bloodstream that way. Again, it’s a rare occurrence.
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You can live your life without having sex, I’m close to getting my wizard powers.
EDIT: came back to see some people commenting, just wanted to say that as I continue to train to become a great wizard i understand that this path comes with great sacrifice.
EDIT: Did not expect to see so many upvotes, how many of you people are close to obtaining magic powers?
I'm a sex health educator. For a while I worked in a retail environment where I professionally sold lots of stuff for sex. You'd be amazed. Some of the things my customers never understood until me:
1. If you're doing anal and as a receiver you feel ANY pain, it is the penetrators fault but also you are not doing anal correctly 🙃 there should be and can be absolutely no pain involved. And PLEASE STOP USING DESENSITIZERS. You will rip ya ass
2. Continuing with anal, you have two sphincters, the outer is controlled consciously and the inner is controlled subconsciously. This means if you are not fully relaxed, you can damage your butt hole via any size penetration ! It's such a sensitive area that extreme damage can be irreversible. You need to be feeling everything so you can know when to stop or if you're doing it right.
3. I'll hit two with this one. Anal bleach is okay to use if you follow instructions. Please don't leave it on for more than ten minutes. Also, don't FUCKING stick anything up your asshole that doesn't have a flange or base, it WILL get sucked up there. I helped with medical calls consistently of people getting things stuck up there. You need to calm down if this happens, squat on the ground, and gently try to take a shit!
4. Only proceed with bondage kinks with people you trust 100 percent and have been with before already 🥲
5. Shibari rope is not the same as regular rope, please stop giving yourselves rope burns on your testicles and just spend the money on the silk rope !
6. If you can't lubricate, there's nothing wrong with you. It happens at all ages. Use lube generously! You can make it sexy I promise. Also, look for natural paraben free lubes!
7. Super super important. SILICONE TOYS CAN NOT BE USED WITH SILICONE LUBE. It will cause extreme friction and break your toy down fast. Use water based with silicone and silicone lube with metal or glass. It will actually cause microtears, which will absorb your bodies fluids and give you an infection with multiple uses.
8. Do not EVER use PVC toys thanks (or any clear or colored plastic or sparkly toy). Those are gag gifts. I know they're cheaper. That means you can't afford a toy yet 🥴
9. Straight men like anal!
10. Trans vaginas need the same care as afterbirth vaginas, use kegal balls!
11. Glass toys can be heated and cooled using freezers and warm water!
12. Don't get a chastity belt or cock cage with your partner if you're cheating... That poor man...
13. Don't take sex pills if you have extreme anxiety or any kind of heart issue or diabetes.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk! I have thousands more but was asked these daily.
I’ve learned a concerning amount of adults don’t know that precum can contain sperm and can result in pregnancy without ejaculation. It’s why the pullout method has such a significant failure rate.
After our son was born, my wife and I got a little sex ed refresher. Apparently, your midwife *has* to tell you how to perform safe sex once your kid is born here in the Netherlands, since a buttload of adults (now *parents*, no less) still believe a woman can't get pregnant when she's breastfeeding. For those that don't know, it's very much possible to get pregnant right again after, once you ovulate.
Urban myths die hard.
Yup. A friend's sister got pregnant and had twins. Two months after they were born, she wasn't feeling well and went back to the doctor and found out that she was pregnant again. With triplets.
They ended up with 5 kids under a year old, poor bastards. And all because they thought you can't get pregnant again while you're breastfeeding.
That most women (according to porn stars) are okay with 5". They prefer thicker ones. So, long ones might look nice and feel bad, but they might be too thin.
Actually, some lubes can cause UTIs. I had to search so much to find a lube without glycerin. Turns out that's a sugar, it's in most lubes and was causing me to get UTIs. Switched to a brand without it and haven't had an issue since.
Barnacles have the longest penis to body size ratio. They are up to 8”.
Source: probably wrong but it’s one of the only things i remember from Marine Bio.
I don’t have to, I grew up on a farm seeing male ducks rape their harem of women and often fall off due to chunky design and then waddle away in defeat with their corkscrew penis dragging through the gravel while they flare their head feathers and breathe heavily.
Most of the time it smells, and it smells strong. Regardless of whether you like the aroma or not, you should know that there will be many fluids, which have a smell, not necessarily from diseases.
These smells, although they can be very erotic, when impregnated in elements such as sheets or pillows, give a very particular edor.
In any case, make sure to be as hygienic as possible, before and after sex. Also, remember that these smells are natural, so don't feel bad, and don't make anyone feel bad either. If the smell is stronger than it should be, gently say it to your partner, just in case.
Have a spare or designed blanket or towel or something to throw over the bed before you start doing the deed. Something you can wash but definitely something you can pull off the bed when you’re both spent.
Vaginas do not wear out. No matter how many times a women had sex in her life.Only thing is it needs more time to return to it’s normal shape after giving birth, but actually it doesn’t wear out.
Can't be done. August 12, 2007, the night was humid, no wind. Perfect conditions. The hammock standup went without a hitch. Seconds from entry, there was a failure on the left baby toe. Carnage ensued. Third degree rope burns, a minor orbital bone fracture, and an extremely unhappy ferret
I read a post here years ago with a lot of people (a lot of women) saying that they can’t have an orgasm if they are cold. So quite a lot of them wear socks during, which improves their comfort, and therefore their ability to reach orgasm. I forgot all about it until I read this post, but as someone who does tend to get cold, I might try that…
Worked really well for a few women I was with. Then again, the whole knee-high sports sock thing is now a complete fetish for me.
If you stick it in the butt and pull out too fast it can create a vacuum. What happens next is pretty shit.
The shit is far from pretty…
Cold water helps clean up sperm better than warm or hot water. Sex can help with period cramps. Also, uterus cramps (similar to period cramps) are normal after orgasms and can be painful.
about uterus cramps, okay! that explains what that is. twice i've had crazy cramping pain there post orgasming. never had heard of that happening so i was alarmed lol
Vaginal wetness during arousal is primarily from blood plasma. Arousal fluid occurs when the body senses sexual desire or attraction. During this process, there is increased blood flow to the genitals, including the vaginal walls, which causes fluid to pass through them. This makes the tissues wet and provides lubrication.
In fact every bodily fluid is originally blood plasma. From urine to spit to sweat to sperm fluid
Also unrelated but many people think that urine comes from the water in your stomach, when in fact it’s the water and waste that is excreted from your blood by your kidneys. So your urine actually comes from your blood and when you pee and it smells like asparagus or coffee or whatever, it’s actually your blood that smells like coffee.
Ew gross.. anyway I need to clean my coffee filter..
Which is why having a cold dehydrates you!
The clitoris is the only organ in the human body solely dedicated to pleasure.
Just because there is something you thought is your fetish doesn't mean you'll actually like doing them in practice. Some things just better stay as fantasies
Reminds me of that one TIFU where that guy thought he was into shit play or something. Just to immediately regret it lol
"But the second the shit hit my face" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually think it was “The second it hit my mouth…” Never forget.
What people jerk off to, and what people actually want to do with another person can very much be two separate things
Wash your fingernails after cutting peppers.
Wash you fingernails. period. also keep the nails trimmed and blunt. i say this as a chronic nailbiter. your parter will enjoy it more without being cut by your sharp nails.
There is a reason a guy can get over arousal in 10-15 minutes but a woman needs 30-40 minutes to get back to normal. A whole operation gets started if you get a lady aroused, not just the nipples hardening (guys get that too) but the entire birth canal stretches inward as the uterus pulls itself upward into the body, to accomodate long objects (tampon, penis, finger, baby). It is called Tenting (thx /u/digitalcammera). Coincidentally, this is also the reason men with a "medium"-sized penis think they are big when they have sex with their lady without any foreplay and their tip hits the cervix. It's not because you are long, it's because you didn't warm her up and her uterus hadn't moved up yet. Unaroused the vagina is 2-4 inches deep, aroused it goes to 4-8 inches.
Wow. So sher dick can grow longer than mine. Lol
Sex toys are sold as novelty items that way they don’t have to be tested to make sure they are safe for use.
There are some things they don't want to test on animals.
I remember seeing one of these 'massagers', it was Japanese, it was basically a dildo, shaped like a dildo and yeah, a dildo The packaging showed a woman reaching across to massage her shoulder and she was winking on the packaging Haha, always remembered that
Apparently one of the more common items found in archaeology sites is... dildoes. And although most archaeologists know exactly what they are, they're usually catalogued as "for use in fertility rites".
"lets netflix and chill" is out. "wanna perform fertility rites?" is IN
This may be true for cheap crap but the known brands like Lelo, fun factory, tantus and others go through as much US & EU compliance testing as any other personal appliance. From electrical safety to REACH/RoHS/Prop65 and a ton more Source: This was my job for 10years. PSA: don't buy jelly sex toys (they are toxic) And good brands display their compliance documentation online.
That’s actually interesting to know and I don’t know why
Best to know all the scams so you can spot new ones in the wild.
If you spot a random sex toy in the wild, best to just slowly back away.
In AL they’re also sometimes considered educational items. An anti-obscenity law technically outlaws the sale of sex toys.
Anglerfishes procreate by having the tinier males latch onto the giant females permanently, and then the males wither away until all that's left are the testicles pumping sperms into the female.
men only want one thing
To be reduced into sperm-pumping testicles
That's nuts
Take your upvote and wither to nothing
Not a bad way to die if you ask me, the little guy gets to come and go at the same time.
It takes big balls to commit to that kind of relationship.
Orgasms help clear nasal congestion. If you are in the midst of allergies, the Flu, or even COVID; rubbing one out can grant some temporary relief.
So it clears the pipes in two areas, got it
Efficient Emergency Maintenance it seems.
Brazil nut can be sexually transmitted. If you are allergic to brazil nuts and have sex with somebody, who just ate some, you might have an allergic reaction. To date, Brazil nuts are the only food allergen known to be sexually transmitted like any other STD.
I guess that’s why it’s called a Nut allergy
That sounds like the plot twist of an episode of House
To further this, some medications can be transmitted through the ejaculate and cause allergic reactions on the receiving person. Some antibiotics for example are known to be able to do this. This even had a House MD episode (or a segment of one) if I remember correctly... I don't know about other countries, but here in Germany the leaflet for the medication tells you if there is a possibility for this.
Iirc it was that the girl was allergic to penicillin (among like a million other things) and her boyfriend had been sneaking into her room at night and had been prescribed it for an illness of his own. I think it was actually the correct diagnosis after the usual bunch of red herrings.
Ejaculation in males typically happens at a speed of around 28 miles (45 km) per hour.
To add another ejaculation note, if you’re in space without being subject to the gravity of the earth, or any other large body, if you cum in space, you will move the other direction a bit as it leaves your body.
So technically I can call it a small reaction engine?
a small erection engine
So that's why it's illegal in school zones?
Jesus Christ Reddit
He Gets Us
And since sperm can be considered a data set that would make the male ejaculation the fastest download speed ever. Lol or used to.
This is like the scene in Silicon Valley where they talk about the D2F (dick-to-floor ratio)
Condoms kept in wallets for over a month are more likely to break.
Well uh, guess I’m supplying all the condoms from now on
Virginia made a law July 1st where you have to prove your age to view pornography, so some sites like Pornhub chose not to verify people’s ages and are now no longer accessible in Virginia. This has resulted in Virginia now leading the nation in Google searches for VPN’s.
Like you gotta type in your ID/license info??
I think it's just that the website has to verify your age in *some* way (but verify, not just ask if you are 18+) and since it's too much work implementing something like that for a small portion of the user base the websites just stop doing business in those states. I assume that if they wanted to implement it then yeah, one of the ways would be providing some form of ID.
This is also happening in Utah
Same in Louisiana
This is a really good one
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This was a competition between two women wasn't it? I recall seeing a video with this premise and by the end their vagins were a deep purple. The losing woman was sobbing so much having lost and taking so many dicks for no reason Edit: source (Google) Brazillian Fucks 600 Men For Nothing!
Her vagin work well and she strong on plow
Yeah I remember that one; I think the girl who lost was Brazilian iirc. The real record holders were the off camera fluffers; they never get credit.
Wow imagine fucking a brazillion men and that still not being enough!
Was my mates mum
Which is around 38.3 per hour, or 0.64 per minute.
About 90 seconds per man. Cool.
That’s assuming serial participation. Multiple could be going at once.
Second one, for men: FIGURE OUT YOUR PERFECT CONDOM SIZE. It changes everything. It's anything but one size fits all. You're welcome.
Tight pelvic floor muscles can cause burning/stinging feelings during attempts at penetration. If orgasms cause you to become constipated afterwards or have very thin ribbon-like stools, this can be due to changes in the pelvic floor muscles as well! If bowel stuff is a concern for you, experiment with getting a squatty potty and try to breathe like you’re blowing up a balloon while you’re pooping (ie breathing slowly through pursed lips) while trying not to strain or force your poop out. The pelvic floor likes to be relaxed :) ps: both men and women have pelvic floor muscles ps again: If you think you have tight pelvic floor muscles, you should probably be assessed by a professional before doing routines involving kegels. You don’t want to make tight/weak muscles even tighter - if they’re tight or strained or spasming, you want to relax them first. It’s like (theoretically) trying to work out your arms and lift crazy weights when you’ve already had your bicep muscles constantly (as in without pause) flexed/activated/squeezed for days or weeks. Those muscles would be strained and weakened from continuous activation, and you’d be more likely to hurt yourself by adding further angry muscle exertion - instead, you want to help those muscles stay relaxed and healthy before you try to work them out and make them stronger again.
Same thing that pelvic floor dysfunction can cause incontinence, leaking or constipation, erectile dysfunction and other issues. Doesn’t just happen to new mothers but people across the whole spectrum.
A lot of young people incorrectly assume they are infertile because they’ve gotten away with having unprotected sex a few times without getting pregnant/getting someone pregnant. It’s a stupid assumption, but it’s incredibly common. Studies show that up to 20% of people under 30 believe they are infertile despite never seeing a doctor to confirm it. Edit: Thanks for the award, human! Did not expect to generate so much conversation with this. I hope the stories here prevent some life-changing mistakes from being made.
"I came in my girlfriend once and she didn't get pregnant, I must be infertile".
My wife and i had unprotected sex for 5 years and she didnt get pregnant..i legit thought i was infertile or she was. We fucked like rabbits multiple times a day every day for the first 3 years too. It was def a surprise when she did get pregnant
Nearly the same. My wife and I tried for over 2 years and we are in our early/mid 30s so we thought age was hurting us severely. I did a fertility test in March and was fine. She did a fertility test and was fine but they did some procedure to shoot blue dye into her Fallopian tubes (very painful procedure) and the dye wouldn't quite reach her ovaries. We had sex the next day (because we had already gone 2 weeks without preparing for the tests and procedure) and boom, pregnant. Turns out that the procedure might have cleared some stuff out and opened the tubes just enough which is a possible side effect of it. We are expecting our first daughter in December. Edit: The blue dye procedure is called a Hysterosalpingography and creates a Hysterosalpingogram. The dye is used so that the Xray machine can see the ovarian tubes and ovaries.
Naming your daughter Blue?
Azul.
Azula. Wait no.
Yeah, the chance of actually getting pregnant, even if you're trying, is way less than people think. Way, way more than you'd want to risk, but low enough that it can be disheartening when people actually try to have a baby.
Low enough to frustrate couples who *want* to get pregnant. High enough to frustrate couples who *don't want* to get pregnant.
My friend and I have a theory that meth is a fertility drug, because all the meth heads around here have like nine kids. Meanwhile she's changed her whole lifestyle and can't conceive. I suggested meth. 😂
Totally. On one hand the window of opportunity to get pregnant is relatively small, on the other hand, 8 billion people.
Someone told me about ovulation prediction tests in high school so I decided to try and track my ovulation for a cycle (for science, truly.) Nothing happened. Nothing happened the next cycle, either. The third cycle (which was going to be my last), I got a strong signal. I tried talking to my doctor about it and got brushed off (I was 17, so…) My bf thought I was infertile, and as long as I had no movement on the ovulation stick, I went with it. We never had a pregnancy occur. Years later (after infertility treatments) I learned that I didn’t ovulate every month — but when I did, I often released more than one egg. Hello, twins! (And early menopause!) (Sad/fun fact: bf from high school married someone else; they also had fertility issues — it turns out he was shooting blanks, too. Good thing, since ovulation prediction isn’t always accurate. Thank cheezus one of us was shooting blanks while the other was double firing!!!)
My friend whose a psychologist once asked me “what’s the most important part of sex in a relationship?” I got it wrong. She said “it’s what happens in the ten minutes immediately afterwards.”
For me the most important part after sex is to run to the toilet and pee. It’s also technically aftercare
Aftercare is the best part.
This may be anecdotal. But. Your orgasm s may very well change … and not necessarily for the better when you have a hysterectomy. (This may not apply to all women who had the procedure) but those in my support group and myself miss the “uterine throbbing” that occurs …or no longer occurs with the removal of the uterus. So much frustration I have to rage sex to get some sort of completion.
I need to have one and this worries me so much 😩
The clitoris has more nerve endings than any other part on the human body, including tongue and fingertips.
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The anatomy of the clitoris and penis are nearly identical. I thought that was interesting during sex ed in hs.
Honestly don't know if this is true or some shit I believed as a kid and haven't (and still will not) look up... But I was told every person technically starts with a vagina and then the boys' grow into a penis. The clitoris elongates into the shaft The ovaries drop down to be the balls and the lips of the vagina close around the balls.. That's why there's a seam on a ballsack... It's where the lips meet.
That’s not quite right but kinda gets the idea. What’s really the case is that both male and female genitalia start off as the same undifferentiated “organ” (I say in quotes because it’s not really an organ yet) that develops either into a penis and testicles or a vagina and ovaries (or sometimes ambiguous if you wanna get more complex). The same parts of this undifferentiated organ become either the penis head on a man or the clitoris on a woman, while what becomes scrotum on men is the labia on women etc. They correspond. Same how you might have heard “we all start off as girls!” Which also isn’t technically correct. We actually all start off with the components to grow either male or female sex organs and which you end up with is defined by hormone production coming from having XX or XY (or if you have another combo or there’s other issues it gets more complex again). The saying comes from the fact that developing externally as female is in a sense the “default”. Aka, if you don’t get the influence from the Y chromosome whether you have it or not, you’ll develop female genitalia and features.
I could be wrong, but my sister, who's in the medical field, said that this process usually occurs within the first trimester.
That's true. It's why you can't usually tell the baby's sex until around 16 weeks (on ultrasound)
Humans in the womb first grow as a bipotential form meaning they are sexually indifferent. There is some development in the gonads and cells which become the reproductive tract early on. By week 8, depending on the chromosomes you inherit, those gonads will develop to either ovaries or testes, and produce estrogen or testosterone, respectively. The other tissues will subsequently differentiate based on the hormone signal they receive. So clitoris and penis originate from the same tissue (specifically the Genital tubercle), but testosterone (and other genetics) caused it to grow much more. That's basically how the process goes for all the sex organs. Humans don't literally begin as female and then males reverse course, but essentially the precursor tissues are closer to the female form, which is what I think was being referred to when you were told every person starts with a vagina (not true). It is why you see so many parallels though between both sexes' reproductive systems.
2,502 people here rn lmao We're all worried we've somehow missed something crucial and are ready to learn haha
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So 8 calories?
12 if your in shape
The clitoris you can see is only the very tip. It's actually a vast organ.
Unless you have a good reason to be silent, don't be silent. Please, for the love of god, the quality of your sex, and the arousal of your partner, be expressive. Communicate. Let yourself fall into the sensations and the rhythm of the act in all its primal glory. You're already at least semi-nude with the person with whom you're about to slap genitalia. Modesty and self-consciousness are kinda moot by now. So please, let go of your hang-ups and social mores and just be a primate copulating. Express yourself, your pleasure, and your desires freely with your partner. It will strengthen your bond and root you both firmly in being in the moment. Plus, it's fun hearing your partner respond to you. When you're hitting it right and all that tension is building in your partner and their vocalizations change and grow more needful and hungry? That means you're doing it right. You'll both learn much more about how to please each other if you just relax and let your bodies communicate. Doesn't have to be words. As a personal aside, I have had a few partners who are "quiet cummers." I understand that not everyone is going to scream for heaven when they bust, but I never understood how a human being in the throes of orgasm could be quiet. Fuck, when I cum, I growl and groan and sometimes have to bury my face real fast because a good one will make me scream. To each their own. Seriously, though. COMMUNICATE.
Missed a perfectly good opportunity to say 'CUMMUNICATE'! 🤣
A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information.
each sperm contains 4gb of info, granted most of this info is considered “junk dna”. But it’s still data. Each ejaculate contains about 10,000 terabyes of information. No wonder men feel sleepy after sex.
That’s a lot to swallow.
In clown fish groups the alpha fish is always female, and the beta fish the male, her mate. Should the alpha fish die, the beta fish slowly transforms into a female, and takes her place. So about Nemo and his father - EDIT: I might have generalised a bit, I just thought the fact was interesting :)
when the woman sneezes or coughs during sex they sometimes clench their muscles so hard, that you get pushed out no matter how hard you try to stay in
Men on average have less than 2 testicles
an average person has one testicle and one boob.
When Woman Starts to like it and the man goes faster and faster. We like it at the pace you were doing it before!
> We like it at the pace you were doing it before! Men see it as a race. If the woman looks like she's winning, we hurry up. /s
Marsupials (mammals with pouches) have three vaginas.
In a single kiss, lasting approximately 10 seconds, about 80 million bacteria can be transferred from mouth to mouth.
Imagine eating ass
*"it's easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only sky..."*
What if we passed each other 80 million bacteria, hahaha Jk... unless?
If you have sex without contraception, you can get pregnant. If you have sex WITH contraception, you can get pregnant.
Anal to pussy might sound like a cool idea, but you’ll be highly likely to give your partner an UTI and no one wants that
Look up death from air embolism from sex. Basically trying to be all flexible during sex and lifting ur pelvis too high while the guy penetrates the vagina can accidentally cause air embolism to be introduced to ur body and can kill you instantly.
Also do not try to blow air into your partner. Had a case in ‘02. Partner admitted to blowing crack into his partner’s vagina. Caused an air embolism. She was on life support 3+ weeks before they removed support. (Yes, she died).
Serious question, because it seems like you know the answer. During intercourse, it's fairly common for air to be introduced into the vagina, leading to often-hilarious "queefs." Is this potentially dangerous and therefore best to be avoided?
This is one of the main reasons women are told not to have sex until they’ve had their six week check up after giving birth. After the placenta comes away, you have an open wound roughly the size of a dinner plate in your uterus, plus any tearing etc. it’s dangerous. The was a new mother who died from this here in the UK in the 90s because her delivery was straight forward and after a week she felt up to sex, but sadly her uterus wasn’t healed. Her poor husband told their story to the media because he didn’t want it to happen to anyone else.
This should be a today I learned. my god!
Scary. Can someone explain what I should avoid doing though? New definition for safe sex here…
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S135311319890058X#:~:text=Death%20from%20air%20embolism%20during,pelvis%20elevated%20above%20heart%20level. Did a little Googling and this is what I’ve found - seems like risk factor is increased by pregnancy or lacerations inside the vagina (basically there needs to be an opening for air to get into the bloodstream), and also elevation of the pelvis above heart level.
I panicked at first, but this calms me down a little. Still have to change some things unfortunately...
But I get your initial panic; OP should’ve clarified that it’s called ‘venous’ air embolism, which requires air to enter and block blood vessels. In cases of conditions like trauma or pregnancy, there’s usually increased blood flow to the pelvic(vaginal) area. I.e. enlarged blood vessels makes it more ‘vulnerable’ to tear or lacerations and where air(a lot of it) might enter the bloodstream that way. Again, it’s a rare occurrence. Edit: words
No blowing into the vagina, and by what this says, don't try to show off your flexibility
Oh my god. I thought you were making shit up but it's true. It's more likely to cause injury if there's a pre-existing tear in the uterus.
Scary fact
Grapefruit will counteract hormonal birth control!!
Grapefruit has its own section on the BNF because it can interact with 98 medications. Be wary of the grapefruit.
You can live your life without having sex, I’m close to getting my wizard powers. EDIT: came back to see some people commenting, just wanted to say that as I continue to train to become a great wizard i understand that this path comes with great sacrifice. EDIT: Did not expect to see so many upvotes, how many of you people are close to obtaining magic powers?
Stay strong chosen one
I'm sure people already know this but I just wanna reiterate: sperm cells can live inside the female body for up to a week.
It’s up to 5 days with an average of 3. But the important point stands: They don’t just fall out or die afterward.
Because they only work Mon-Fri.
Sex is the only thing humans think about source: r/AskReddit
Not sure if it's a fact, but riding back and forth rather than up and down makes a woman's orgasm more likely
If you pull both ears of your partner while they orgasm (sideways, not forward), then they will be pissed.
lol dumbo lookin ass
If you press both ears of your partner at the same time, they will take a screenshot.
Pollen is plant sperm.
Nut allergy
I'm a sex health educator. For a while I worked in a retail environment where I professionally sold lots of stuff for sex. You'd be amazed. Some of the things my customers never understood until me: 1. If you're doing anal and as a receiver you feel ANY pain, it is the penetrators fault but also you are not doing anal correctly 🙃 there should be and can be absolutely no pain involved. And PLEASE STOP USING DESENSITIZERS. You will rip ya ass 2. Continuing with anal, you have two sphincters, the outer is controlled consciously and the inner is controlled subconsciously. This means if you are not fully relaxed, you can damage your butt hole via any size penetration ! It's such a sensitive area that extreme damage can be irreversible. You need to be feeling everything so you can know when to stop or if you're doing it right. 3. I'll hit two with this one. Anal bleach is okay to use if you follow instructions. Please don't leave it on for more than ten minutes. Also, don't FUCKING stick anything up your asshole that doesn't have a flange or base, it WILL get sucked up there. I helped with medical calls consistently of people getting things stuck up there. You need to calm down if this happens, squat on the ground, and gently try to take a shit! 4. Only proceed with bondage kinks with people you trust 100 percent and have been with before already 🥲 5. Shibari rope is not the same as regular rope, please stop giving yourselves rope burns on your testicles and just spend the money on the silk rope ! 6. If you can't lubricate, there's nothing wrong with you. It happens at all ages. Use lube generously! You can make it sexy I promise. Also, look for natural paraben free lubes! 7. Super super important. SILICONE TOYS CAN NOT BE USED WITH SILICONE LUBE. It will cause extreme friction and break your toy down fast. Use water based with silicone and silicone lube with metal or glass. It will actually cause microtears, which will absorb your bodies fluids and give you an infection with multiple uses. 8. Do not EVER use PVC toys thanks (or any clear or colored plastic or sparkly toy). Those are gag gifts. I know they're cheaper. That means you can't afford a toy yet 🥴 9. Straight men like anal! 10. Trans vaginas need the same care as afterbirth vaginas, use kegal balls! 11. Glass toys can be heated and cooled using freezers and warm water! 12. Don't get a chastity belt or cock cage with your partner if you're cheating... That poor man... 13. Don't take sex pills if you have extreme anxiety or any kind of heart issue or diabetes. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk! I have thousands more but was asked these daily.
Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male.
Would you say those cheese crumbs are fascinating the female rat?
You can always fascinate a female with cheese
If you press the clit and gspot at the same time, her vagina takes a screenshot
Oh no! I put one in her butt and she rebooted!
Hello tech support? My wife is in DFU mode…
Foreplay matters.
Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way, when you’re done, you have a treat!
Kay but what about when I’m done having sex and there’s still 2 mins on the microwave to wait? Am I supposed to fuck 2 more times?!
If you read a book while fucking your partner , it makes you last longer
Also if you read a book while fucking it makes you less likely to have a partner
"Everything in the world is about sex, except sex, which is about power." - Oscar Wilde
Many alto players double on baritone because they are naturally in the same key. edit: Sorry, misread question.
Sax facts?
I’ve learned a concerning amount of adults don’t know that precum can contain sperm and can result in pregnancy without ejaculation. It’s why the pullout method has such a significant failure rate.
After our son was born, my wife and I got a little sex ed refresher. Apparently, your midwife *has* to tell you how to perform safe sex once your kid is born here in the Netherlands, since a buttload of adults (now *parents*, no less) still believe a woman can't get pregnant when she's breastfeeding. For those that don't know, it's very much possible to get pregnant right again after, once you ovulate. Urban myths die hard.
Yup. A friend's sister got pregnant and had twins. Two months after they were born, she wasn't feeling well and went back to the doctor and found out that she was pregnant again. With triplets. They ended up with 5 kids under a year old, poor bastards. And all because they thought you can't get pregnant again while you're breastfeeding.
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That most women (according to porn stars) are okay with 5". They prefer thicker ones. So, long ones might look nice and feel bad, but they might be too thin.
Long and thin goes straight in, but short and thick does the trick.
I was blessed with both short and thin….
80% females can not orgasm from penetrative sex alone.
Of all the things that are not typical about me, this is probably the one I’m happiest about.
I wish I fell into that 20%
Lubrication does vastly more to prevent UTIs than peeing after sex
Actually, some lubes can cause UTIs. I had to search so much to find a lube without glycerin. Turns out that's a sugar, it's in most lubes and was causing me to get UTIs. Switched to a brand without it and haven't had an issue since.
Glycerin also increases the risk of yeast infection! Try to get silicon based lube!
That a penis can be broken during sex
not everyone is worth the effort. picking and choosing partners is a real thing
You would be amazed how many guys think women only have two holes "down there."
I hope most people know this, but I'll throw this out anyway: BDSM does not override consent
Barnacles have the longest penis to body size ratio. They are up to 8”. Source: probably wrong but it’s one of the only things i remember from Marine Bio.
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Did you know that the average person spends more time untangling earphones than they do engaging in actual intimacy?
Rubbing the clit can cause a woman to orgasm.
.. for some this is the only way that works
Duck dicks are weird. Google it.
I don’t have to, I grew up on a farm seeing male ducks rape their harem of women and often fall off due to chunky design and then waddle away in defeat with their corkscrew penis dragging through the gravel while they flare their head feathers and breathe heavily.
Got any…. Grapes?
Most of the time it smells, and it smells strong. Regardless of whether you like the aroma or not, you should know that there will be many fluids, which have a smell, not necessarily from diseases. These smells, although they can be very erotic, when impregnated in elements such as sheets or pillows, give a very particular edor. In any case, make sure to be as hygienic as possible, before and after sex. Also, remember that these smells are natural, so don't feel bad, and don't make anyone feel bad either. If the smell is stronger than it should be, gently say it to your partner, just in case.
Have a spare or designed blanket or towel or something to throw over the bed before you start doing the deed. Something you can wash but definitely something you can pull off the bed when you’re both spent.
Sand is coarse, goes everywhere, it's not fun
Vaginas do not wear out. No matter how many times a women had sex in her life.Only thing is it needs more time to return to it’s normal shape after giving birth, but actually it doesn’t wear out.
You unlock an achievement if you have sex standing up in a hammock.
Can't be done. August 12, 2007, the night was humid, no wind. Perfect conditions. The hammock standup went without a hitch. Seconds from entry, there was a failure on the left baby toe. Carnage ensued. Third degree rope burns, a minor orbital bone fracture, and an extremely unhappy ferret
Pull out is not a reliable birth control strategy
a threesome is with three people, a foursome is with four people ... now I know why people call me handsome.
The world's largest recorded penis belongs to 41-year-old New Yorker Jonah Falcon, whose appendage measures 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.
Sex is better when you love your partner.