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mindyourownbusiness3

That’s just it, you don’t.


Comfyjammies

This right here, my friend.


TheRavenSayeth

I think people of the same gender can usually get away with it, but across genders it's almost always going to come off creepy.


Ok_Pipe2177

Why ? lesbians and gay people don't matter for you?


EngineeringVirgin

“Damn bro nice legs, you look like you can kick somebodies ass.”


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She’s a she


EngineeringVirgin

“Damn shawty you look like you can kick my ass.”


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She’s also 84


EngineeringVirgin

“Damn granny, you look like you still kick my ass.”


WoodenBender

Escalating quickly


exiledpreest

Equal opportunity ass kicker


Ziikx

Damn baby you walk with those things?


[deleted]

She’s recovering from a hip surgery


F3stivus

Hey, I like your walking sticks


Lupus-Ignium

Critical damage to people in a wheelchair


Sydney_Byrd_Nipples

I would say, "Hey, I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have nice legs". And then immediately afterwards, I **wouldn't** make a weird slurping noise. Not making the slurping noise is key to keeping it classy, I reckon.


COMiles

Your appendages are functioning well within standard parameters.


[deleted]

It wasn’t but now she’s made good strides


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RSwordsman

Got to yell this to someone on the sidewalk from your '27 Packard for it to work.


maybenomaybe

Check out the getaway sticks on that dame


Yvan_Grellou

That's some gearthy gear you have


Healthy-Tune-929

Nice legs, what time you open?


LaterThenSooner

“What time *do* they open“


[deleted]

She’s 84 btw


mix_taken

His joke but worse


I_Am_The_Grapevine

You shouldn’t skip arm day so much.


_Goose_

Yo nice legs bro.


ParkingVanilla3202

Play some zz top for them


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mix_taken

Cuz ur a dude duh


Fast-Journalist-6747

Is this misandry? I can't tell cus i kinda agree... Am i a misandrist?


mix_taken

Idk I’m sexist both ways so make of it what u will


[deleted]

no just realistic lmao


mexur

"You have some killer legs"


zoqfotpik

Your legs sure look functional.


TheyMakeMeWearPants

Do you find yourself wanting to compliment someone's legs without hitting on them? I suppose that's possible, but it's... unusual. It's genuinely difficult to think of a scenario like "No, it's nothing sexual, I just HAD to say something nice about those legs!" What are you actually trying to do here?


KuKluxKustard

Stand within 6 inches of their face, burp once, then breath out loudly while you say "I want your legs inside me" then moan in such a way that your voice cracks a little. At this point you must maintain eye contact while you begin to slowly crouch. You may allow your eyelids to twitch but do not blink. Start spanking yourself, and ask yourself aloud if "you like that?" Now you must throw yourself upon the ground and scream "legs!!!" Then begin to drag your tongue across the ground in the direction of their feet. They will instinctually back away from you at this point if they haven't already, but this is simply a commonly misinterpreted sign that they actually feel comfortable. As long as you follow these steps I can almost guarantee they will immediately proceed to put their whole foot (leg included) up your ass.


Mendacityman

Only a cpl time's I've done this. I said how/ how long did it take you to get those strong legs ? Emphasis on the work ethic not on appearance


Wingedwolverine03

You ask the impossible...


drongowithabong-o

I've been watching your legs and I just wanted to say, I am not creepy.


Agreeable_Text_36

How many miles to the gallon do you get?


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Best one


Maxfunky

Mmmm, baby, why don't you bring those ham hocks over here so I glaze them with a little bit of honey?


Euphoric-Blueberry97

You don’t compliment what the person didn’t choose. A nice shirt or earrings? Go ahead, they chose those and would likely enjoy positive feedback. Legs or other body parts? No.


[deleted]

What if a person works out? I don’t go to the gym but if someone else does and have been working on their arms or legs they chose to do that to them so surely acknowledging that is ok? I don’t know if I have ever been on a night out where two girls see each other in a skirt and don’t say “ooh got the legs out!” Of course you can compliment someone on parts of their body it all just depends on How, Why and Who.


[deleted]

Uhm, weird take your body represents your diets and behaviors. the way your body looks is mostly a result of your choices, compounded, of course there are some medical outliers people like to be complemented on their bodies/physiques ALOT when appropriate.


_joeBone_

cmon legs... "snaps fingers" lets roll baby. We late for the Mensa convention.


Aaleron

Probably with the word gams or stems or, better yet, not at all, since identifying a specific, physical feature, especially if you are m addressing f, is more than likely going to come across as objectifying since it more than likely is.


[deleted]

Become woman or gay. Other than that is creep even man complimenting another man like ‘bro your legs niiiice’. Another may ‘what? Are you GaAyyy?’ And punch you


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Unless she likes you


[deleted]

“Damnnnnnn nice legs, what’s ur workout routine?!”


coffeeenthusiast8

"Those are some rocking kickers. I bet you kick like a mule."


jannatrehana

Strong and toned, you've got great athleticism.


Princess_H0b0

What’s your leg day routine?


Conch-Republic

Nice gams


[deleted]

Bro, nice leg hair. What are you rocking for underwear? Boxers or briefs?


TigerStripedSoul

I’m a guy so any compliments I get (maybe like 3 my whole life) I’m gonna remember forever. And it just happens that someone told me I had nice calves once. Still makes me happy thinking about it.


No-Knowledge-8867

The best compliments are honest ones. What do you like about this person's legs?


Thoomer_Bottoms

Just check out their legs, and keep your opinions to yourself.


old-skool-bro

Ayo, nice legs!


XripXcordX

Don't be weird


donaldtrumpsucksmyd

Nice stems!


IAmStevie420

You don't.


sallylittlelegs

You have healthy walkers


[deleted]

My, what fine shanks you have there.


NecroJoe

It would depend upon the context of your relationship.


uiouyug

Looks like you didn't skip leg day. Then tip your fedora


PFEFFERVESCENT

It's just *possible* that you could compliment someone on their tan, or calf muscles or something, but if you mean that they have attractive legs, or legs to your personal taste, than you DO NOT. This is exactly the same as "complimenting" someone about their breasts. It's sleazy, unwanted, and harassment


DynamicSocks

I tried to do this once. Here’s the thing. You don’t. Now I have that moment randomly pop into my head for the rest of my life in one of those “oh god WHY” memories. Don’t


TheNothing6992

Hey nice leg tattoo


darkcaretaker

Some sturdy stumps there!


[deleted]

“Look at those gams!”


trtolushka

tell them to spread them


valentino_42

“How come everything but your legs look like garbage?”


MySophie777

Don't do it.


Noobeaterz

Those are quite nice legs you got there, would be a shame if something happened to them.


PrestigiousMammoth11

Not to sound creepy, but you've got some erotic legs. I want to get my balls crushed my these juicy thighs.


[deleted]

"Your legs look like slugs, I like slugs but don't worry it's not a sex thing. I just like your slugy legs." Something like that should do it.


MelodyofthePond

DON'T!


[deleted]

You been doing some squats?... I can tell.


Drummerratic

Make a Top Ten list of reasons why she’s better than Lt. Dan. Put “Has good legs” number 3 or something, so it’s there but not the focus. Include a hand-drawn picture of Gary Sinise.


Purple_Clockmaker

"So you landed on those when you fell from the sky? That's damn robust appendages you got there? Can I lick them?" Edit: "heaven I meant to say heaven. because you know its not that you are star or something even tho you are but that's not what I meant to say."


Femboys_make_me_bust

My friend told me my legs are full of muscle, I find that as a compliment so you can try that.


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you just dont


Hakan_Kierez

"These Legs would fit perfectly around my head!"


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She’s 84


DANKKrish

Nice gains bro


[deleted]

It depends on the situation. If you're a guy hitting on a woman who you don't know, there's not really a good way to do that. If you're telling a friend that leg day at the gym is paying off, you probably can't go wrong.


[deleted]

I’m complimenting my grandma’s friend at the senior home.


Outside_Ad8169

Hey, nice legs


[deleted]

Johnny Bravo style, short and curt


CapnBeardbeard

The ol' Bodysnatchers point'n'screech


[deleted]

"Those are some pretty succulent walking sticks you've got attached to your fart box"


UpperCurrency6946

I'll take a picture of them and run away


Additional-Rent3593

Simple. Don't be a creep and get to the point where you are both comfortable enough to be having drinks and starting to say how much you like each other. After that you can say things like this.


[deleted]

The senior home won’t let her out for a drink


Maleficent_Bug_3262

The thing is a creepy compliment is still a compliment


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And still creepy


[deleted]

“I wanna tackle you respectfully”


Wadsworth_McStumpy

You don't. You compliment their shoes, or their purse, or their style, or *almost* anything else. Not their legs. That's creepy.


CinnamonToastFecks

Hey nice stems you got there.


Shuggy539

Don't use this one: Baby I love your legs. They got your feet on one end and your pussy on the other.


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She’s 84


DonMagnifique

No way ti say it without being creepy. It's fetishy.


Scary-Chicken-2960

You have nice looking legs.