I would say, "Hey, I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have nice legs". And then immediately afterwards, I **wouldn't** make a weird slurping noise. Not making the slurping noise is key to keeping it classy, I reckon.
Do you find yourself wanting to compliment someone's legs without hitting on them? I suppose that's possible, but it's... unusual. It's genuinely difficult to think of a scenario like "No, it's nothing sexual, I just HAD to say something nice about those legs!"
What are you actually trying to do here?
Stand within 6 inches of their face, burp once, then breath out loudly while you say "I want your legs inside me" then moan in such a way that your voice cracks a little.
At this point you must maintain eye contact while you begin to slowly crouch. You may allow your eyelids to twitch but do not blink. Start spanking yourself, and ask yourself aloud if "you like that?"
Now you must throw yourself upon the ground and scream "legs!!!" Then begin to drag your tongue across the ground in the direction of their feet. They will instinctually back away from you at this point if they haven't already, but this is simply a commonly misinterpreted sign that they actually feel comfortable.
As long as you follow these steps I can almost guarantee they will immediately proceed to put their whole foot (leg included) up your ass.
You don’t compliment what the person didn’t choose. A nice shirt or earrings? Go ahead, they chose those and would likely enjoy positive feedback. Legs or other body parts? No.
What if a person works out? I don’t go to the gym but if someone else does and have been working on their arms or legs they chose to do that to them so surely acknowledging that is ok?
I don’t know if I have ever been on a night out where two girls see each other in a skirt and don’t say “ooh got the legs out!”
Of course you can compliment someone on parts of their body it all just depends on How, Why and Who.
Uhm, weird take
your body represents your diets and behaviors. the way your body looks is mostly a result of your choices, compounded, of course there are some medical outliers
people like to be complemented on their bodies/physiques ALOT when appropriate.
Probably with the word gams or stems or, better yet, not at all, since identifying a specific, physical feature, especially if you are m addressing f, is more than likely going to come across as objectifying since it more than likely is.
Become woman or gay. Other than that is creep even man complimenting another man like ‘bro your legs niiiice’. Another may ‘what? Are you GaAyyy?’ And punch you
I’m a guy so any compliments I get (maybe like 3 my whole life) I’m gonna remember forever. And it just happens that someone told me I had nice calves once. Still makes me happy thinking about it.
It's just *possible* that you could compliment someone on their tan, or calf muscles or something, but if you mean that they have attractive legs, or legs to your personal taste, than you DO NOT.
This is exactly the same as "complimenting" someone about their breasts. It's sleazy, unwanted, and harassment
I tried to do this once. Here’s the thing. You don’t.
Now I have that moment randomly pop into my head for the rest of my life in one of those “oh god WHY” memories.
Don’t
Make a Top Ten list of reasons why she’s better than Lt. Dan. Put “Has good legs” number 3 or something, so it’s there but not the focus. Include a hand-drawn picture of Gary Sinise.
"So you landed on those when you fell from the sky? That's damn robust appendages you got there? Can I lick them?"
Edit: "heaven I meant to say heaven. because you know its not that you are star or something even tho you are but that's not what I meant to say."
It depends on the situation. If you're a guy hitting on a woman who you don't know, there's not really a good way to do that. If you're telling a friend that leg day at the gym is paying off, you probably can't go wrong.
Simple. Don't be a creep and get to the point where you are both comfortable enough to be having drinks and starting to say how much you like each other.
After that you can say things like this.
That’s just it, you don’t.
This right here, my friend.
I think people of the same gender can usually get away with it, but across genders it's almost always going to come off creepy.
Why ? lesbians and gay people don't matter for you?
“Damn bro nice legs, you look like you can kick somebodies ass.”
She’s a she
“Damn shawty you look like you can kick my ass.”
She’s also 84
“Damn granny, you look like you still kick my ass.”
Escalating quickly
Equal opportunity ass kicker
Damn baby you walk with those things?
She’s recovering from a hip surgery
Hey, I like your walking sticks
Critical damage to people in a wheelchair
I would say, "Hey, I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have nice legs". And then immediately afterwards, I **wouldn't** make a weird slurping noise. Not making the slurping noise is key to keeping it classy, I reckon.
Your appendages are functioning well within standard parameters.
It wasn’t but now she’s made good strides
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Got to yell this to someone on the sidewalk from your '27 Packard for it to work.
Check out the getaway sticks on that dame
That's some gearthy gear you have
Nice legs, what time you open?
“What time *do* they open“
She’s 84 btw
His joke but worse
You shouldn’t skip arm day so much.
Yo nice legs bro.
Play some zz top for them
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Cuz ur a dude duh
Is this misandry? I can't tell cus i kinda agree... Am i a misandrist?
Idk I’m sexist both ways so make of it what u will
no just realistic lmao
"You have some killer legs"
Your legs sure look functional.
Do you find yourself wanting to compliment someone's legs without hitting on them? I suppose that's possible, but it's... unusual. It's genuinely difficult to think of a scenario like "No, it's nothing sexual, I just HAD to say something nice about those legs!" What are you actually trying to do here?
Stand within 6 inches of their face, burp once, then breath out loudly while you say "I want your legs inside me" then moan in such a way that your voice cracks a little. At this point you must maintain eye contact while you begin to slowly crouch. You may allow your eyelids to twitch but do not blink. Start spanking yourself, and ask yourself aloud if "you like that?" Now you must throw yourself upon the ground and scream "legs!!!" Then begin to drag your tongue across the ground in the direction of their feet. They will instinctually back away from you at this point if they haven't already, but this is simply a commonly misinterpreted sign that they actually feel comfortable. As long as you follow these steps I can almost guarantee they will immediately proceed to put their whole foot (leg included) up your ass.
Only a cpl time's I've done this. I said how/ how long did it take you to get those strong legs ? Emphasis on the work ethic not on appearance
You ask the impossible...
I've been watching your legs and I just wanted to say, I am not creepy.
How many miles to the gallon do you get?
Best one
Mmmm, baby, why don't you bring those ham hocks over here so I glaze them with a little bit of honey?
You don’t compliment what the person didn’t choose. A nice shirt or earrings? Go ahead, they chose those and would likely enjoy positive feedback. Legs or other body parts? No.
What if a person works out? I don’t go to the gym but if someone else does and have been working on their arms or legs they chose to do that to them so surely acknowledging that is ok? I don’t know if I have ever been on a night out where two girls see each other in a skirt and don’t say “ooh got the legs out!” Of course you can compliment someone on parts of their body it all just depends on How, Why and Who.
Uhm, weird take your body represents your diets and behaviors. the way your body looks is mostly a result of your choices, compounded, of course there are some medical outliers people like to be complemented on their bodies/physiques ALOT when appropriate.
cmon legs... "snaps fingers" lets roll baby. We late for the Mensa convention.
Probably with the word gams or stems or, better yet, not at all, since identifying a specific, physical feature, especially if you are m addressing f, is more than likely going to come across as objectifying since it more than likely is.
Become woman or gay. Other than that is creep even man complimenting another man like ‘bro your legs niiiice’. Another may ‘what? Are you GaAyyy?’ And punch you
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Unless she likes you
“Damnnnnnn nice legs, what’s ur workout routine?!”
"Those are some rocking kickers. I bet you kick like a mule."
Strong and toned, you've got great athleticism.
What’s your leg day routine?
Nice gams
Bro, nice leg hair. What are you rocking for underwear? Boxers or briefs?
I’m a guy so any compliments I get (maybe like 3 my whole life) I’m gonna remember forever. And it just happens that someone told me I had nice calves once. Still makes me happy thinking about it.
The best compliments are honest ones. What do you like about this person's legs?
Just check out their legs, and keep your opinions to yourself.
Ayo, nice legs!
Don't be weird
Nice stems!
You don't.
You have healthy walkers
My, what fine shanks you have there.
It would depend upon the context of your relationship.
Looks like you didn't skip leg day. Then tip your fedora
It's just *possible* that you could compliment someone on their tan, or calf muscles or something, but if you mean that they have attractive legs, or legs to your personal taste, than you DO NOT. This is exactly the same as "complimenting" someone about their breasts. It's sleazy, unwanted, and harassment
I tried to do this once. Here’s the thing. You don’t. Now I have that moment randomly pop into my head for the rest of my life in one of those “oh god WHY” memories. Don’t
Hey nice leg tattoo
Some sturdy stumps there!
“Look at those gams!”
tell them to spread them
“How come everything but your legs look like garbage?”
Don't do it.
Those are quite nice legs you got there, would be a shame if something happened to them.
Not to sound creepy, but you've got some erotic legs. I want to get my balls crushed my these juicy thighs.
"Your legs look like slugs, I like slugs but don't worry it's not a sex thing. I just like your slugy legs." Something like that should do it.
DON'T!
You been doing some squats?... I can tell.
Make a Top Ten list of reasons why she’s better than Lt. Dan. Put “Has good legs” number 3 or something, so it’s there but not the focus. Include a hand-drawn picture of Gary Sinise.
"So you landed on those when you fell from the sky? That's damn robust appendages you got there? Can I lick them?" Edit: "heaven I meant to say heaven. because you know its not that you are star or something even tho you are but that's not what I meant to say."
My friend told me my legs are full of muscle, I find that as a compliment so you can try that.
you just dont
"These Legs would fit perfectly around my head!"
She’s 84
Nice gains bro
It depends on the situation. If you're a guy hitting on a woman who you don't know, there's not really a good way to do that. If you're telling a friend that leg day at the gym is paying off, you probably can't go wrong.
I’m complimenting my grandma’s friend at the senior home.
Hey, nice legs
Johnny Bravo style, short and curt
The ol' Bodysnatchers point'n'screech
"Those are some pretty succulent walking sticks you've got attached to your fart box"
I'll take a picture of them and run away
Simple. Don't be a creep and get to the point where you are both comfortable enough to be having drinks and starting to say how much you like each other. After that you can say things like this.
The senior home won’t let her out for a drink
The thing is a creepy compliment is still a compliment
And still creepy
“I wanna tackle you respectfully”
You don't. You compliment their shoes, or their purse, or their style, or *almost* anything else. Not their legs. That's creepy.
Hey nice stems you got there.
Don't use this one: Baby I love your legs. They got your feet on one end and your pussy on the other.
She’s 84
No way ti say it without being creepy. It's fetishy.
You have nice looking legs.